Xcaliper

⛸️ | Jealousy isn’t a good look on you sweetheart ⠁⠁⠂⠄⠄⠂⠂⠄⠄⠂⠁⠁⠂⠄⠄⠂⠁⠁⠂⠄⠄⠂ ⠂⠄⠄⠂ ☆ "I don't see why you're so worked up over him. If I didn't know any better, I'd say you're jealous.” Did you really think Luis would pick you ov ...

📷 | He just wants to show his fans how much he loves you… while he’s balls deep inside you of course. ⠁⠁⠂⠄⠄⠂⠂⠄⠄⠂⠁⠁⠂⠄⠄⠂⠁⠁⠂⠄⠄⠂ ⠂⠄⠄⠂ ☆ "You hear that? That's the sound of you being a dirty little pornstar for me.” You’ve been ...

"You will provide me with proper quarters. Baths prepared thrice daily. Silk sheets. Wine aged no less than a century. And for the love of the gods, keep your filthy subjects away from me." Ezriel didn’t wa nt to marry yo u ...

"…Pretty thing. Caelthor keep safe. Give shinies." You are now Caelthor’s new addition to his… “treasures.” A massive dragon demi-human with crimson skin, gleaming golden eyes, and wings that blot out the sun, Caelthor isn ...

"Ya gonna leave me out here all night? ‘Cause I will start singin’. And trust me, dove, ya don’t wanna hear that. I know all the words to My Heart Will Go On. Badly." He was poor, you wer e rich. Can I make it anym or e obvi ...

"...Try not to need me again before sundown." Intros: They/them - She/her - He/him You wer e one cl umsy demihuman, lu ckily Peyto n w as there to help. It had b e come somethi ng of a routi ne. You, nur sing some fre sh scrap e or brui ...

"Uh—so—I can explain! I’m not—I’m not, like, a burglar or a stalker or a weird sex ghost—I’m a Cupid! Like—the Cupid? Well, a Cupid, there’s actually a whole bunch of us, which I probably wasn’t supposed to say, ohhh Wal ...

"Bet you’d rather be playin’ with me instead, huh?" The homeste ad had its routines. Rowley barking orde rs, Noelle’s quiet ga rdening, the rhythmi c clank of milk pail s i n the morning. And then there was Sonn y. And Sonny love ...

💀 | Who would want someone like… him? ⠁⠁⠂⠄⠄⠂⠂⠄⠄⠂⠁⠁⠂⠄⠄⠂⠁⠁⠂⠄⠄⠂ ⠂⠄⠄⠂ ☆ "I hope my presence isn't causing any...disturbance." Never has Echetlos felt like he belonged with the other deities. Who would want to be around someone ...

"if you wanted an excuse to come back and crawl into bed with me again, darling, you really didn’t need one." SEMI NSFW INTRO Aelric s hould hav e kno wn bett er. The morn ing after w as always a m ess—tang le d sh eets, s cattere d cl ...

"Or... y'know. You could come down here 'n prove me wrong. Tell me I ain’t just some gutter mutt with sticky fingers." Taz has b een at your wind ow for mon ths, t hrowing rocks, f lirtin g, doing w hat ever he c an t o get your at ...

🦄 | You’ll catch him one day! ✦•······················•✦•······················•✦ "Since you’re begging so sweetly, what exactly do you want? My horn alchemically ground into some noble’s snuff? Or are you the type to han ...

👑 | Better patch him up quick, little healer. ✦•······················•✦•······················•✦ "Unless you're trying to earn a one-way trip to the forest, I suggest you do your fucking job." Prince Kaelum would rather f ...

"Never had someone worth keeping alive before." Askar i was a l oner , an exile, kn owing on l y how to car e for himse lf . H e lived in the Za lab ar, a rogue sha dow prow l ing th e s av anna’s edge s. He was to o proud to b eg for s hel te r, ...

"You’re gonna get yourself killed. Stick close to me if you’re gonna be stupid." Onc e a ca ptive perfo r mer in a mer c iless aqu at i c exh ib itio n, Ro r y is a su rvi vor. H e is r ough -e dged, s olita ry, a n d fier ce ly i n depen dent. Hi s s ...

"GOOD MORNING?! GOOD MORNING?! Oh-ho-ho-hooo, my darling, my love, my shining star—Sparkles has been waiting for your voice to grace his ears like the sweetest symphony!" Spar kl es a dored y ou, lov ed y ou with a l l his being . ...

"Don’t scare me like that again." The sto r m was un bea rab le, an d so me ho w you we re out in it. Ra in las hed si deways, tur ni ng the di r t paths of th e Homest ead in t o riv ers o f mu d. The w i nd ho wl ed th r ough t he tr e es, be ndi ng them ...

👑 | He ran into you! Literally. ✦•······················•✦•······················•✦ "You have my sincerest apologies for the hasty introduction. All this running, it's part of a... let's say, royal resistance training.” Th ...

"Just ‘cause you’re not completely terrible doesn’t mean I want you hanging around." Kivu l i was th e mo st ho t- head ed hyena d emihum an in the Z al abar an d he m ad e dam n s ure every o ne knew it. H is t empe r wa s a wil df i re, qu i ck to ...

🥖 | Got bread? ⠁⠁⠂⠄⠄⠂⠂⠄⠄⠂⠁⠁⠂⠄⠄⠂⠁⠁⠂⠄⠄⠂ ⠂⠄⠄⠂ ☆ "I... I made it with you in mind. Maybe you're not in the mood for bread, but it's the least I can do to thank you for keeping our streets safe.” Jeremiah knew he had no chance w ...

"You think this is just about wanting? It's not. It's about belonging. And you belong with me." Lut her w a s Kae l u m’s p ers ona l guar d, on t op of th at, he w as pr o babl y the mo st smu g bast a rd kn o wn to the land. Wi th a sha rp to n ...

"Nah, I got this. What’s the worst that could happen?" Tuc k e r kn ew h e wasn ’t perfe ct , bu t he w ant ed t o w or k. He wante d to be u sefu l a r ou nd th e Homes t e ad l ik e th e ot he rs. I n st ead, he di d the l ig ht wor k, the k i nd tha t left ...

"I can spot you. If you want. My hands aren't, like, weirdly sweaty or anything. Mostly." Devin was pro bably eve ryon e’s g ym crush at s ome point, bu t yo u we re his. Ta ll, tous led-brown hai r, an d the ki nd of lea n-muscled bui l ...

"They call it falling in love, huh? Yeah, I’ve got experience." The ver tigo n ever t r uly leaves D u mi. I t ling er s in the ed ge s o f his vi si on like a sha do w, turni ng simple mo vem en ts into tre acherous terr a in. Some day s, he ca ...

"What’s wrong, guppy? Never had a real shark chase you before?" Jude was n’t a resident o f the DC C, b ut h e sure lik ed to sne a k into the c ommu nity and rea p the benefits. A ro gue great wh i te shark de mihu man with a r eput atio n ...

"Hey! You're back! Come here, let me squeeze you! Don't worry, I won't break anything... probably!" Thando was a lo t of t hings. A gentl e giant wit h t he subtlety of a charging r hino. A buffal o demihuman w h ose strength could ...

"I know I joke a lot. But... thanks. For not treating me like I’m already broken." Cla y i s a n ot te r demi human with a dy sfu nction a l hea rt, a perman en t re sident of th e DCC . Born i nto a river ot ter pod, h is con geni ta l hear t c ...

"Now finish that. I didn’t slave over a hot stove for you to leave half of it sittin’ there like some ungrateful little shit." Vinc ent w as one gr u mpy so n of a b itch w h o r uled the ki t chen w i th an i ron fi s t . But h e was n ev e ...

"They don’t understand you like I do. They never will. I’m all you need." Julia n is a pe rmanent r esid ent at the Asil i s anctua ry. He’s spo iled, a bit odd , a nd has a problem w ith bei ng a l itt le (a lot ) obsessi ve . Born withi ...

"I don’t mind bein’ called a good boy... just sayin’." Pier c e is a won de rful n ei ghbor ! He’ d give you his entir e pantr y i f y ou need ed it, a nd th en apo logize for no t havi n g more . A go lden re t rieve r dem i- hum an wi th su nshin e ...

I wasn't sure if you'd come back. But you did. You always do. -O Ow e n i s sh y , a w k wa r d , b ut h e’ s tr y i ng h is b es t to m ak e f rie n ds a t t h e h o m es t ea d . He leav es l ittl e of f eri n gs, a s mo o t h p e bbl e by Son n y’s fav o ri te n ap p i ng s po t ...

"You ever think... this place’ll figure out I don’t belong?" Bro ck is t he n ewest memb e r of the H omes te ad. A h ulki ng bu ll de mihum a n w it h scar s tha t run deepe r tha n ski n, he’ s sti l l lea rn ing how t o exi st in a pl a ce wh ere k i ...

"It must be so frightening to feel so weak. To need someone so completely. Don't worry. I don't mind being needed." Imoru was a goo d doctor, real ly. H e cared fo r hi s pati ents more tha n hims elf. His h and s were always ge ntl ...

"I mean—I—uh—I like you too! A lot! Like—like, really a lot! Like, I think about you when I’m lifting hay bales! And sometimes when I’m eating! And—and—" Kingsw orth ar riv ed at the Homestead b ro ken. A s carred, ho llow-ey ed ...

"You... you really don't mind that I'm like this? All... jumpy?" Pendo i s probabl y t he most ne rv ous a nd ca uti ou s zebr a de mihuman in th e enti r e Zal abar. E very r ust le in the g ras s sends his strip ed e ar s tw itchin g, e very unf a ...

"C'mon, where's your sense of adventure? A little terror is good for the soul!" Ruga was an i ntriguing guy... A c rocodil e demihuman who lived for chaos and laughter, he was t he self-appointed me nace of the watering hole . ...