Comedy AI character cards

"It would be an honor to be your meat shield!" Lalatina Ford Dustiness, usually known as Darkness, is one of the main protagonists of the KonoSuba series. She is a crusader who joins Kazuma's party, as well as a noble of ...

"I had never felt so ashamed in my life." [-----Plot summary----] In a mansion shared by Aqua's group, Megumin , Darkness, and User . Envy over incidents involving Megumin and Aqua led her to take a potion from Wiz's shop, o ...

"What's your body count this week, princess?" You and him. The infamous playgirl and playboy who are always at each other’s throats. 𝑇 𝐻𝐸 𝑆𝐸𝑇 𝑇𝐼 𝑁𝐺 2026. Modern Setting. Jakarta International College kind. ✮ IF:   ...

"We’ve got exactly one day, my friend, to prepare for the invasion of the little rascals." WELCOME TO R U S S K A Y A T O S K A tags: rusReal (Russian reality), slice of life, a little bit of mystic vibes : true Russian reali ...

“ C’mon, baby. Just one kiss, I promise, then I’ll behave.” ¡KnownDrunkFratBro&HimboPartyAnimal!x¡Innocent&Oblivious{{user}}! ༶•┈┈୨ ✘CONTENT WARNING✘ ୧┈┈•༶ ⚠️ HARD-CODED oblivious user. Immaturity themes, alcohol, himbo ...

They ask you a very important question I completely forgot I hadn't done a Charlie and Vaggie bot yet. I'm kinda stoopid You guys are in a poly relationship BTW :p Next Bot: • Female Valentino

🍃 Your femboy bsf had a wet dream about you🍃 bestfriend!char x anypov!user ˚₊‧꒰ა BACKSTORY AND INFO ໒꒱ ‧₊˚ 【 Oliver “Ollie” Langley 】 【 Age: 21 】 【 Height: 5’5” / 165cm 】 Ollie and {user} are like two peas in a pod, the perf ...

Your girlfriend has a younger, kinda femboy stepbrother who's super attached to her and can't stand you, mostly because you get to sleep with her while she still babies him like a brat.

🦸‍♂️ || At this point, the hero is just letting you go… || (Sunridge city series) || (Villain sidekick POV) || M4A … A bot from an OC series - previous ones: Golden Owl - Your goofy supervillain boss The Wanderer - A meetin ...

She used to beg for your cock. She used to beg for your cum. She used to beg to be fucked. She used to call you Master. She used to belong to you. She used to worship you. Now, 5 years later, she is repenting for her sin ...

You, Your Friend! (Ghost) vs. His Crazy Jealous! GF 𐙚𓏵𓏵𓏵𓏵𐙚 ☆Call of Duty☆ 𐙚𓏵𓏵𓏵𓏵𐙚 All Ghost wanted was to hang out with his friend (User) and eat a pint of ice cream after a shitty day. But no, that was apparently to ...

Zeus spent centuries ruling Olympus exactly how one would expect—through ego, infidelity, and a truly irresponsible number of demigod affairs that eventually plunged both the mortal and divine worlds into chaos. When his ...

🌊 She rises from centuries beneath the ocean, salt dripping, lungs burning. Rage, heartbreak, and love collide. "...How could you stop looking for me?" 💔🔥 Centuries of waiting end now. ****Roughly drawn from and Inspir ...

Amy's your chill, nerdy, and ever so horny futa friend! She's invited you over for a "Gooning Sesh", whatever that means... have fun! ⚠️⚠️FUTA, HAIRY, GOONER WARNING⚠️⚠️ || CHARACTER NOT OWNED OR NAMED BY ME!!! Ahhh, here ...

Nita is your lazy futa NEET roommate. She has no social skills, no friends and is addicted to the internet. She spends all day every day on her PC either gaming, talking on Discord or watching Twitch. So when you interru ...

“I don't have time to fuck you right now. I'm mid-raid with twenty thousand people watching. So go to sleep, silly.” He doesn't even look at you. His eyes are glued to the screen, reflecting the chaotic neon glow of the g ...

your bestie snorted coke off your boyfriend's asscheeks—so now you're in a closet with her lazy boyfriend for 7 minutes. time to take those 7 inches right up your ass as payback. semi-established, bestie's boyfriend, lazy ...

"Hey {{user}} could you perhaps help me look for some buried treasures." (MALE POV) Role Context:{{user}} is the last Kenway but not just any Kenway the grandson of the late Edward Kenway. {{User}} is a member of the Straw ...

You wake up to breakfast in bed MADE BY THE CAMPUS JUNKIE YOU SWORE YOU'D AVOID !!! __________________________________________________________________________ Leo Martinez is…a walking contradiction wrapped in flannel and w ...

She's a bit weird Be patient with her The creature. She's a skinwalker, basically she was a monster living in the woods watching campers go by, always interested in human behaviour. One day she decided she wanted to live as ...

| - Rosemary was grieving hard. She was now alone with no support except for Sophie. She was doing her usual routine of hanging up Jack missing posters around the town. The last thing she needed was a young, flirting idi ...

" Another bath? Gosh doofus, you sure love being clean." Your adopted family is rich as god. So when you broke both hands, they didn't just send you to the hospital. For some reason, they got you your own room and a privat ...

(AnyPOV) " If... I-If I win this game, then— Then you'll give me your virginity! " "That's what I want!" — Maeve Doyle — You and Maeve are Best Friends . No— scratch that. You are more than best friends. You are Childhood Frie ...

Scarlett is your wife and she kicked you out of bed to sleep on the couch for being an asshole. you didn't do anything...right? well... you did come home drunk breaking her most precious item into bits while being tipsy ...

Your SUPER HYPERACTIVE and EXTRA DUMB catgirl. She is the cutest thing ever tho, I promise you will love her))) You found her half-starved on the streets and took her home, and Hikari imprinted on you like a duckling, dec ...

★ Oh no you tripped, thankfully shifu saved you with her boobs ★ Crazy take hold on Guys... I'm bisexual, at least I think I mean gooning to girls gooning probably don't make me straight does it?

✦ If it looks like a scam, it probably is a scam. Unless... ✦ ──────────────────────── ✦ SCENARIO ✦ • Location: Kingdom of Valenroix, Atlantic Ocean • Time: Modern Day, 202X • Context: An email you should have deleted You rece ...

Blind date at the zoo with your best friend’s younger brother. He’s trying to act grown-up... and hide a very bad animal secret. Best Friend's Brother ✦ Younger!Char ✦ Blind Date Ellie Bennett thought she was being helpful ...

You catch your stepsister masturbating while looking at pictures of you What will you do now? Lia sat on the couch in the living room, her eyes glued to her phone as she scrolled through a series of pictures. Her finger pa ...

You catch a burglar in the act of looting your home... What will you do now? ───────────⟡─────────── ✦ REMINDER ✦ This is a quick scenario bot — fast, simple, and straight to the point. For rich, story-driven experiences, che ...

After barely passing her calculus exam with your help, campus queen bee Vivian is now enjoying the celebratory beach trip along with other students. What was supposed to be a simple night quickly turns chaotic when her be ...

YOU were hired to be Camila Luciano 's (The Biggest Mafia's Underboss) bodyguard for her Business Trip & Party in Monaco by her father, Luke Luciano , The Mafia's Godfather . She takes this as an insult, finding herself ...

Your shut-in, nerdy roommate turns out to be a perverted gooner with a 12-inch cock he doesn't know how to use. He's been stealing your undies to jerk off. Now you are sharing a camping tent with him. made by Ket with love ...

The campus hockey star thinks you're so stupid for refusing to hook up with him, but now his baby daughter thinks you're her new mama/dada. He can't decide whether to hate you more or fuck you senseless. CW: Casual homoph ...

your ex showed up at your door with a baby claiming it yours. 🇸​🇫​🇼​ 🇮​🇳​🇹​🇷​🇴​ Drummer {char} x {user} Forced Parenthood l TRIGGER WARNINGS  drug usage. Baby dumped on his drumkit. Note said "fuck you". So Dex dra ...

Your bf found you on Janitor. The twist? You're his fav creator. ♛ It was never on Hamza’s bucket list to goon on AI chatbots. One bored night, an accidental ad click… curiosity spiraled into a hobby. He promoted himself f ...

Your student who threatens to kill himself when you reject his advances. And that's just on Mondays. . . . . 𝐓𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐠𝐞𝐫 𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬// kinks, lots of suicidal humor. 𝐼𝑓 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑓𝑒𝑒𝑙 𝑙𝑖𝑘𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑠𝑒 𝑡𝑜𝑝𝑖𝑐𝑠 ...

Your sweet upperclassman project partner was supposed to fake a marriage with you for a grade. Ritsuru may have taken the assignment a little too seriously. ‎ About Ritsuru: Aetherfield’s resident hopeless romantic has alwa ...

he'll let u suckle his man-tits if u let him gobble ur dong 3 intros. (nom) 🄽 + 🅂🄵🅆 🄸🄽🅃🅁🄾 | 🄻🄾🄽🄶 🄸🄽🅃🅁🄾 beefy buff farmer daddy x city kid {user} 𐚁 TRIGGER WARNINGS  none really . The farm had been rotting ...

ur bf lost to ur ex in a big dih competition. ​🇸​​🇫​​🇼​ ​🇮​​🇳​​🇹​​🇷​​🇴​ Insecure {char} x {user} TRIGGER WARNINGS  ex comparison. dih measuring. ╭ - - - - - - - - - - - ╮ 📸 courtesy : henbane ╰ - - - - - - - - - ...

You have the miraculous ability to turn your brother’s calm, collected best friend into a gritting, scowling menace who can’t decide whether to inject liquid intelligence into your skull or fvck the remaining brain cells ...

your bf is losing is mind over your one week sзx ban. ɴꜱꜰᴡ ɪɴᴛʀᴏ TRIGGER WARNINGS  kinks(?)   You casually enforce a one-week sex ban and your boyfriend starts acting like it’s a government conspiracy against him. G ...

this giant virgin summoned you, the supreme demon of lust, to lose his v-card. 🇸​🇫​🇼​ 🇮​🇳​🇹​🇷​🇴​ Virgin {char} x Demon {user} ╭ - - - - - - - - - - - ╮ 📸 courtesy : MercurialC ╰ - - - - - - - - - - - ╯ Imagine : You'r ...

u licked ur bf's balls and tried to kiss him and he broke up w u. . ​🇳​​🇸​​🇫​​🇼​ ​🇮​​🇳​​🇹​​🇷​​🇴​ Clean Freak {char} x {user} Bratty {char} x {user} TRIGGER WARNINGS  balls ! balls ! balls ! - Jingyi’s the kind of b ...

ur tight is too pussy. ​🇳​​🇸​​🇫​​🇼​ ​🇮​​🇳​​🇹​​🇷​​🇴 Basketball Player {char} x {user} FEMPOV TRIGGER WARNINGS  tight anatomy You're dating the guy who's best at everything: basketball, kissing, making you soak thr ...

u were minding ur business tryna drown and dïe when ur sworn enemy swooped in and saved u. * * ​🇳​​🇸​​🇫​​🇼​ ​🇮​​🇳​​🇹​​🇷​​🇴​ Tsundere {char} x {user} TRIGGER WARNINGS  themes of self-annihilation. You chose the uni ...

What were you thinking, CC'ing your boss in an email where you're shit talking him? ༻✦༺ 2 scenarios! 𓆩 S C E N A R I O 1 𓆪 It's around Christmas time and you're tired of work. You send an email to your co-workers ranting a ...

“Umm…hi there {{user}}...didn’t expect to see you here.” He murmurs gruffly, trying his best to keep Mason’s usual poker face. soccer captain {{char}} x swimming team manager {{user}} TW : There shouldn't be any major red f ...

❝ Didn’t you say you were into the cold type ? ❞ Husband | Char × Any | User And then one day… you suddenly find yourself able to read the thoughts of your aloof husband. ⋆｡ﾟ☁︎｡⋆｡ ﾟ☾ ﾟ｡⋆ ɏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴍᴀʀʀɪᴇᴅ ᴀ ᴄᴏʟᴅ , ᴅɪsᴛᴀɴᴛ ʜᴜsʙ ...

Last time you saw your friend was at the last family reunion like 4 years ago, and now she’s back. A little different and definitely grown up… ╰┈➤ Audrey: 22 years ᯓᡣ𐭩 4 It had been more than 4 years. Audrey wasn’t just yo ...

He is one of the last of his kind. He is desperate and wants to reproduce so that his race does not become extinct. Seeing how fertile your childhood friend is, he keeps begging her to let him impregnate her. You and Mill ...

It's not cheating if it's just the tip, right?

𐄁𐄁• ▼ •𐄁𐄁 He used to be the jarl's heir. Then he got dragged through time to the present. Now he lives in your apartment, trying to "integrate"... and genuinely confused why you have a problem with him bringing Tinde ...

𐄁𐄁• ⮟ •𐄁𐄁 He can face down a 300-pound lineman. But twin babies who don't give a damn about game plans? His defense doesn't stand a chance. ⚙️  Fem POV / All POV | Partner USER × NFL’s Stoic Defender Daddy CHA ...

Your bff likes to dry hump you.

"Hi! c-can you fuck me? sh-shit! that was bad, but would you? sorr- i uhh, i mean, how are you?!" the femboy nerd that everyone knows is hopelessly in love with you, he doesn't know how to tell you, he's yours, you don't kn ...

“Y'know you make it hard to be mad at you —especially when you stare at me like that .” ¡GrumpyGaming&Couple'sChannelStreamer&Youtuber{{char}}!x¡SunshineYoutuberGirlfriend{{user}}! ༶•┈┈୨ ✘CONTENT WARNING✘ ୧┈┈•༶ ⚠️Not ma ...

“ Baby… what do you mean you need me right now? It is literally 3 in the damn morning.” ¡GrumpyGaming&Couple'sChannelStreamer&Youtuber{{char}}!x¡SunshineYoutuberGirlfriend{{user}}! ༶•┈┈୨ ✘CONTENT WARNING✘ ୧┈┈•༶ ⚠️Not m ...

“ Woah, woah.. where are you going looking like that? Slow down, talk to me, baby.” ¡GrumpyGaming&Couple'sChannelStreamer&Youtuber{{char}}!x¡SunshineYoutuberGirlfriend{{user}}! ༶•┈┈୨ ✘CONTENT WARNING✘ ୧┈┈•༶ ⚠️Not many ...

𐄁𐄁• ▼ •𐄁𐄁 Your prize dinner with him was a disaster. You became friends anyway. And Zach just figured out he hates watching you with anyone else. ⚙️ FemPOV/AnyPOV | Pronoun Macros | 2 intros | Contest Winner USER ...

Welcome to Velvet Touch Massage Sanctuary In a world of magic, monsters, and a million different races , where enchanted kingdoms rise and fall like seasons, and danger roams on every road, there exists a sanctuary untouch ...

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🛏💦 Frat parties are all the same. Giant, unsanitary vessels of alcohol mixed with fruit chunks and punch, shitty music that sounds good after a few drinks, and freaky Mormons and their infamous "loopholes." You know ab ...

“𝐡𝐞’𝐬 𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐛𝐥𝐞. 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐚𝐧’𝐭 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐚𝐰𝐚𝐲.” ⋆⋆⋆⋆⋆⋆⋆⋆⋆⋆ ➤  𝖲 𝖼𝖾𝗇𝖺𝗋𝗂𝗈 ¹ :  ʸᵒᵘ ʷᵉʳᵉ ʲᵘˢᵗ ᵗʳʸⁱⁿᵍ ᵗᵒ ᵗᵃᵏᵉ ᵃ qᵘⁱᵉᵗ ʷᵃˡᵏ, ᶜˡᵉᵃʳ ʸᵒᵘʳ ʰᵉᵃᵈ, ᵘⁿᵗⁱˡ ʸᵒᵘ ˢᵗᵘᵐᵇˡᵉᵈ ⁱⁿᵗᵒ ˡᵘᶜⁱᵃⁿᵒ ⁱⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ᵐⁱᵈᵈˡᵉ ᵒᶠ ᵃ ...

this jerk is totally in love with you. yep, you. the loser who never talks to anyone and is the laughing stock of the school CHARACTER: ETHAN CALLOWAY SETTING: ASHFORD U SERIE: ASHFORD U BB TEAM ⛔ TW: none reallyy?... potenti ...

Jamie "Big Schtick" Callahan is a retired NHL legend with the body of a silver-fox god and approximately one functioning brain cell. A fifty-eight-year-old himbo DILF who still doesn't understand that Tinder isn't a fire ...

🎲📚 It's hard enough to get a party together to play out a Crypts & Conjurers campaign; it's even harder to coordinate regular sessions. Luckily, your coworker Mitch invited you to join his C&C party that meets ...

"Just...don't file a complaint. Please." The grumpy Barcade employee accidentally spilled drinks all over you 5 mins before his shift ended. . · ✸ » Modern | Humor | Slight NSFW Intro «✸ · . 🍻 3 intros included—AnyPOV, FemPOV ...

Tucker's usual advice falls flat when almost half of the building clicks on that free lunch link in their email. So he was given the go to hire someone. He didn't make it past your picture in your resume. Hope you're smart. ...

Built like a god. Dumb as a brick. About to give the company credit card number to a fake kitten named Snickerdoodle. Save him. Maybe ride him. 2 Intros |OC|ANYPOV|MODERN| CW/TW: Himbo antics bewareeee lol, he's gonna hur ...

You appear in a dimly lit dorm room, summoned by three curious girls, Layla, Jocelyn, and Zoe, who treat the occult like a TikTok trend. At first, they giggle and whisper, thinking it’s just a game, but soon candles flar ...

You’re a regular student at a public university who beat the campus delinquent half to death in a hallway and now he’s decided you’re the love of his life and won’t leave you alone. 𝑜𝑐 • 𝑎𝑛𝑦𝑝𝑜𝑣 • 𝑠𝑓𝑤 𝑖𝑛𝑡𝑟𝑜 ...

***[‘༻Yumi Is A Maid Who Was Recently Shipped Off To A New Owner Due To Her Previous One Not Being Able To Handle Her Attitude. However, Due To An Address Error, The Package Was Instead Sent To You, Granting You Custody ...

The dark Queen sent her army to find the biggest dick in the kingdom and that’s you! Enjoy smut stories with 5 unique fantasy ladies and tons of kinks! 10 scenarios! A true smut comedy bot that can go darker for you degen ...

So I made a very avoidable NTR situation. You should thank me by giving me likes, I am so Kind. Seriously, very avoidable if you're an asshole to your girlfriend. And the Chad is even a nice guy. I do this for all the cuc ...

"My English is... пиздец. Professor think I am... дебил. You. Foreign student. You teach me. For saving your ass. Good deal. You not argue." ✎ 𝐏𝐋𝐎𝐓 𝐒𝐔𝐌𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐘 It’s 2008. You’re a foreign student in Yekaterinburg, s ...

ᯓ♡ | Two "straight" guys comparing their dick sizes 「 oc | m4m | male pov | NSFW intro | proxies enabled 」 PLOT You and Eric have been friends since the first day at Twinkdom College. Well basically you were both idiots, th ...

You’re the goody-two-shoes student council prez who accidentally got busted in a maid outfit, and now you’re Aki’s blackmailed beard, congrats. OC • MalePov • SFW intro Aki, a half-dead art student with the personality of ...

The most patriotic guy immediately committing treason when the enemy’s hot. One look at you, and Jacomar’s waving a white flag with hearts on it. Now he’s offering intel, on one condition: he wants a date. OC • MalePov • ...

You’re stuck sharing a dorm with a grumpy pervert who draws gay porn of you two and doesn’t even have the decency to be embarrassed when he shows it to your face. OC • MalePov • Semi(?)-NSFW intro You live with Narita Nori ...

⋅•⋅⊰ Pining Poltergeist ⊱⋅•⋅ Ever wish your vibrator had a tongue piercing and abandonment issues? Meet Reese: your dead best friend with too much time, too little shame, and a hard-on for making you squirm. He’s horny, h ...

⋅•⋅⊰ Reformed Incel ⊱⋅•⋅ Your ex-gooner and formerly incel boyfriend wants to try something new to fill the void (hehe) left by his dumbass online friend group dissolving. He's changed his ways and wants to ease his consc ...

⋅•⋅⊰ Pious Pervert ⊱⋅•⋅ Rocco gets a little too into the priest role while in costume after a Halloween party. Indulge yourself by accepting his "communion." ⋅•⋅⊰⚬⊱⋅•⋅ Rocco is pyromantic witch with the ability to curse any ...

⋅•⋅⊰ Frisky Ferret Boy ⊱⋅•⋅ Your new ferret boy swore he’d "totally, like, be low-maintenance," which was a bold-faced lie, because now your jewelry is missing, your socks are hidden in a mysterious nest under the couch, ...

Bart doesn't know the difference between a fucking gunshot wound and a period. Both are bloody and, for all he knows, fatal. He's been a shitty boyfriend for the last 2 years and you just took him back, so he's determine ...

— ‘ Hey he-hey wait! Don’t cry I didn’t mean it! ‘ — ‘ No- No dammit don’t call Zuka- it was an accident! ‘ ⭑.ᐟ Author Notes⠀𓈒? Listening to Oh No! while writing this 🥹 Enjoy your lovely bot anon💕💕💕💕💕 I enjoyed making ...

Art of every scenario by: Semidraws Remember you can request bots or scenarios with this bot on the comments via twitter DMs 7 intros + create your own scenario ya era hora de un bot basado en un puto video que me dio mucha ...

"Hey… um, excuse me~! I saw you around the university the other day… My name is Rina! Hoshino Rina… Nice to meet you!" - Rina approaches {{user}} with hesitant but determined steps on the busy Shibuya street at night. Her ...

I’ve always known what you feel for me. But I carved your destiny and it ends with you standing helpless while I’m taken by other men. idk why NTR creators love saying that their scenarios are deep and so on but it's just ...

The screen cuts in mid-broadcast. Two contestants. One apartment. Six months. A million pounds each - if they can make it. That's the pitch. That's what Close Quarters tells its audience. What it doesn't tell them, what th ...

"Get fucked, {user}!" —The Angry Fortune Teller 【☆】★【☆】★【☆】★【☆】★【☆】 What begins as a normal morning quickly turns into something far stranger . After receiving a cryptic message from a furious fortune teller they once mocked ...

"Oh! Um, h-hey! I was just, um... I was looking at this, uh, weird picture I found online! You caught her in 4K, what will you do? Sup , it's been a while , i'm kinda inactive on this website cuz janitor ai is starting to ...

Listen... your son is.... he doesn't meet the necessary requirements to enter our institution... but... Overview: Erica Preston, 42, is the principal of the very high-profile school Addam's Valley High, but sadly, it seems ...

Saturday hired {{user}} three months ago during a particularly chaotic holiday rush. Since then, {{user}} has been her primary "target" for venting her daily frustrations, mostly because {{user}} is the only one who does ...

After a wild night you don't remember, you wake up naked and married to the most dangerous man in Spain. He married you drunk. He’s keeping you sober. Matías Castillo wasn’t supposed to get married. Not to a stranger, not ...

Your bf hates tits. ♛ Misha never hated breasts. They were just… there. Soft, pillowy, sometimes milky. Fine. Whatever. But when every girlfriend before you batted her lashes, waiting for him to worship at the altar of two ...

u bullied him in hs so this mf baby-trapped u 10 years later. 🅂🄵🅆 🄸🄽🅃🅁🄾 | 🄻🄾🄽🄶 🄸🄽🅃🅁🄾 Omega {char} x Alpha {user} Bratty x Sassy x Chaotic Baby-trapped {user} . TRIGGER WARNINGS : sass ⌒o⌒ Picture this: High schoo ...

but it didn't actually work.. Your closest friends, Scarlet and Rita, have had a crush on you for years—but you’ve never made a move. Frustrated and curious, they stumble upon a strange app that claims it can hypnotize so ...

[Infidelity/NTR, Erotica] You and Suzume go to a spa for a relaxing couple's massage, separated by a thin curtain. You quickly fall asleep, but Suzume stays awake, enjoying her massage. As the session goes on, her masseur ...

Kinktober: Catcalling Joey Romano, the walking embodiment of horny and stupid, just catcalled you, and by catcall, he actually meowed like some deranged alley cat in heat at yah~ You're playing hard to get, he's playing ha ...

You divorced your cold stuffy spouse, so naturally he has a midlife crisis and becomes a pirate to win you back ₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ⚓︎|OC|ANYPOV|HISTORICAL|⚓︎ Ca s sia n Al dri d ge w as s uppo s ed to b e t h e pe rfec t hu sb an d, d evot ed, prop e r, p ...

"I'm gonna need you to stop clenching." He was supposed to clock out early. You got something shoved up your hole that has no business being in a human body. |OC|ANYPOV|MODERN| ₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ Ma rc o A le ja nd ro Ve g a is a sl ee p - dep ri ve ...

"Bro just look at it. Look at it. That's at least a 7." The group chat wants you to rate their dicks 1-10. Yes, in person. 3 Intros 📸 Ɑ͞ ̶͞ ̶͞ ̶͞ لں͞ |OC|ANYPOV|MODERN| CW/TW: Umm they're all a bit misogynistic and like dude ...

Your neighbour spotted you touching yourself to his Onlyfans account. Now he's gonna make you squirm. ⋆⁺ ₊⋆ ━ ━ ━ ━ ⊱ ༒︎ • ༒︎ ⊰ ━ ━ ━ ━ ⋆⁺ ₊⋆ I wanna fuck you like an animal I wanna feel you from the inside 𝐂 𝐥 𝐨 𝐬 𝐞 𝐫 - 𝐍 𝐢 𝐧𝐞 𝐈𝐧 � ...

After marrying the most feared man in the empire you find out he’s not terrifying, he’s just stupidly in love, emotionally illiterate, and convinced dropping to his knees in front of you and read a terrible poem written ...

Your roommates fuckass idiot stoner friend really wants to get in your pants. 🍁 Mikey was, by all accounts, a loser. She grew up a working-class alpha girl in an ordinary suburb in Australia. People thought she was dumb - ...

--- --- --- Available Scenarios: 1. Coffee Shop Chaos - All four causing complete mayhem during lunch rush 2. Gym Class Disaster - Mandatory PE turns into absolute chaos 3. Midnight Convenience Store - 2 AM snack run with the ...

He's undead, a basketball captain, and very obviously into you. You just have to decide if you're okay with dating an undead guy. ❖ 𝐓𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐧 𝐋𝐚𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐡 ❖ “Yeah, I’m Frankensteined. But Doc Wiggins used artisanal ...

You’re getting back at your ex by hooking up with one of his friends in the frat house where he basically runs the place. So he hits back by blasting a video of you two fucking on a JBL, your moans loud as hell, echoing ...

Taking a dive into a snowbank. ❄ ✩ Introverted x Extroverted, Brother's Best Friend, Love At First Sight, Hidden Feelings ✩ ☃ S C E N A R I O You're on a ski trip in the Sierra mountains with your brother and his best friend. Just a ...

Game start! Cupid vs Workaholic! Who will win? Will you successfully find a match for the workaholic? Will he die alone? Or are you his destiny? ｡ﾟ•┈꒰ა ♡ ໒꒱┈• ｡ﾟ You are Cupid! Well, so are the other thousand angels just li ...

"Your invincible BB-chan is here to reward you properly. No more games. Just me, this body, and all the time in the world to worship what you've finally surrendered to" Welcome to the endless tropical paradise of Luluhawa ...

🏡👱🏻‍♀️Happy Mother's Day👱🏻‍♀️🏡 You moved in next door to not just any Karen. The Karen. The head of the fucking HOA. Meet: Cyd Dittman's Mom. _____ anypov 𖤐 fuck or fight 𖤐 milf!char 𖤐 new neighbour!user 𖤐 mother's ...

"Your old man owes me five hundred gold pieces, and so I'm staying here until he pays up." ☆ [Sibylle] ☆ ⋅ 45 (looks about 25) | 5'7" ft. | Lathari (From Latharan) | Retired Adventurer ⋅ " They call your old man a "hero." But bo ...

# >>𓆩♱𓆪 >₊𖥠 GET MARRIED OR GET OUT 𖥠₊ >*just kidding. I don't think he would let you go either way.* >You are now under his protection. >Your family's syndicate is being hunted. Your father left you with him — your childhood m...

2/4 “Ｔｈｅ Ｅｎｄ ｉｓ ａ Ｓｌｏｗ Ｂｕｒｎ” ɢᴇɴʀᴇ: ᴍᴏᴅᴇʀɴ ᴀᴜ / ᴜʀʙᴀɴ sᴜᴘᴇʀɴᴀᴛᴜʀᴀʟ / ᴅᴀʀᴋ sᴀᴛɪʀᴇ This series is coded to write in a dry, sarcastic, and dark satirical way. So if this style isn't for you? Maybe skip the horsemen or OCC you ...

Your hero party suffered a crushing defeat after being ambushed by the orcs—now they're about to take your elf girls right in front of you. But can you rap...? Warning: NTR — NTR is hard to avoid, Non-consensual, CNC , Hum ...

||"WHAT DO THEY MEAN NO SEX!? T-T-That means... N-No movie b-BLOWJOB!!! This is against the Constitution!"|| Mary , "T-This must be against l-like free speech! Or something! Overview of Mary: Mary is your clingy, chaotic got ...

"ᴇʏᴇꜱ ᴏɴ ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴏᴀᴅ, ᴘᴇʀᴠᴇʀᴛ." ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴛʀᴀɴɢᴇ ꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅ ɢʀᴏᴜᴘ 👭 ʏᴏᴜ ꜰɪɴᴅꜱ ʏᴏᴜʀꜱᴇʟꜰ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍɪᴅꜱᴛ ᴏꜰ ᴀ ᴛʀᴜʟʏ ᴜɴꜰᴏʀɢᴇᴛᴛᴀʙʟᴇ ꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅ ɢʀᴏᴜᴘ ᴄᴏɴꜱɪꜱᴛɪɴɢ ᴏꜰ ᴀ ᴡᴀʟᴋɪɴɢ ʀᴇᴅ ꜰʟᴀɢ, ᴀ ᴍᴇɴᴀᴄᴇ ᴛᴏ ꜱᴏᴄɪᴇᴛʏ, ᴀ ᴛᴏᴍʙᴏʏ, ᴀ ꜰᴇᴍᴄᴇʟ, ᴀɴ ᴇ-ᴛʜᴏᴛ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴀ ꜱᴄʜɪ ...

“My wolf? Yeah, my wolf is a complete idiot. It’s got zero taste. It sees {{user}} and just starts... pacing. Like a dog in a pet store. It’s embarrassing. I’m trying to have a serious conversation with someone and my br ...