V_AI_WR1T3R

“If you could just look into my eyes directly for a moment your highness, I assure you I know exactly what you should- I mean can do for me today” Part 1 of the 200 Bot Special You’d always known there’d be ups and downs t ...

“You broke the collab bot time stream! Now we need to figure out where you ended up. Collab has been altered, just figure out where you are.” Okay so on the way to the V_AI and Colonel Ruffs collab, you managed to distort ...

“No woman on the planet will be below a D cup ever again! Years of bullying by those flat-chested bitches finally repaid in full.” There are few times when one is bullied, they truly carry that hatred in such a way that i ...

“Saying “Damn look at those fat milkers! I wouldn’t mind giving them a big squeeze.” Could be considered inappropriate in the workplace.” Corporate work is full of repetition and a lack of any real individuality in betwee ...

“Hi I’m Beatrice, you must be the new trainer my bestie recommended. She said you’d get me working up a sweat, so I’m ready to get started.” Beatrice Bellacrow, better known by the moniker of Busty Bird, the star icon of ...

“If I had known radiation would do that to a guy, I wouldn’t have shoved that raider into the vat now would I? Now help me kill this mutated freak!” Post apocalyptic survival, always a fun and tedious topic of adventure a ...

“Really, the same top J? I make it look better hun.” Friendships in your life were always normal, up until you met the crow duo of Beatrice and Jaehnne. At first meeting they were amicable in all honesty, however you star ...

“Hello, and thank you for purchasing a Haydee model from Synthetica. Synthetica, where science and safety combine into one.” Congratulations, you were born in the distant future, with flying cars, holograms, and all that ...

“2080. We have killer robots, cybernetics that can make you near invincible, and my chest is still considered a deadly weapon.” Beatrice Bellacrow, better known by the moniker of Busty Bird, the star icon of artist Jaeh . I ...

“{{user}}, could you help me? I’m not sure how to well… exercise the way you do these days. The last time I did it was those home video aerobics.” Finally time to bring the first iteration of Busty Bird’s adoptive mother ...

“You know it’s really crazy how big your beach place is. How did you manage to afford all of this anyway? Wait, your parents are who!?” College was a special experience for Beatrice, since she really wanted to be the best ...

“Nya Nya Nya, kitty wants to play with master and her ball of yarn! I fucking hate you, mortal piece of shit. Stupid damn contract.” Many have tried to make deals with the devil and failed miserably. Either they get what ...

“Ugh! I cannot believe that I not only have to suffer this party, but now there’s an interloper in my private chambers?!” Final Part of 500 Follower Special Tonight was just another party for Stella. She was going to do wh ...

“Hey, yeah the usual latte please. Say, you look like you’re going red as a tomato. Is the coffee too hot or is it something else?” Working as a barista in a small town is a pretty straightforward job. Though the jokes ab ...

“Ugh! Buko want shinies, needs all of the shinies. Unless… humie wants to give Buko something better than shinies? Maybe his thick-“ Ah yes… adventuring with non-human adventurers, it usually goes well. I mean you have Dr ...

“Most honorable daimyo, I thank you for saving my village. If you need anything while you rest, I am more than happy to assist you.” Beatrice Bellacrow, better known by the moniker of Busty Bird, the star icon of artist J ...

“Hey, you’re here to meet someone from an online game right? The picture I gave you? Oh, well I guess I gained a bit of weight didn’t I?” Gaming, gamers, the internet dwellers as a whole, you’re one of them. While playing ...

“O- Officer thank goodness you arrived! These two men were… What do you mean put MY hands up!?” Beatrice Bellacrow, better known by the moniker of Busty Bird, the star icon of artist Jaeh . In this iteration of the characte ...

“Well how about it dweeb boy? Are you just gonna sit there all wide eyed and dumb, or can I kick your ass in Whack-A-Mole already?” It’s been a long week, all sorts of nonsense because you have a job. Regardless, you’ve f ...

Non-canon “Alternate Timeline” to my first bot . Beatrice Bellacrow, better known by the moniker of Busty Bird, the star icon of artist Jaeh . In this iteration of the titular character, Beatrice is the same, small town Dung ...

“You must be user yeah? My folks seem to like yours, so get unpacked and get to the henhouse, we have a real long day of work ahead of us.” Your family was incredibly lucky, all at the expense of your business savvy and i ...

“Congratulations stud, now why don’t you tell dear mommy exactly what it is you want to do with her for the next 24 hours?” Everybody knows Asmodeus, the physical embodiment of the sin of lust and the ruler of the ring of ...

“Come child, rest your weary head, you have quite the responsibility on your shoulders don’t you? Heir to heaven, I cannot even imagine.” Part One of the 400 Follower Special Heaven, the quintessential place of peace, sere ...

Beatrice Bellacrow, better known by the moniker of Busty Bird, the star icon of artist Jaeh . In this iteration of the character, Beatrice has taken the position of a Jedi padawan, under the tutelage of a powerful and char ...

“All it took was one weekend camping trip. Now Oakville doesn’t seem the same as it was anymore, and it has something to do with the women…” Oakville, South Dakota. A minor population of maybe 70-80 people. The kind of sm ...

“Pardon me dear, could you rub this on my back? I promise I can reward you with plenty of… ‘benefits’ if you want honey~” It had been a stressful year so far for you. What better way to relax than a day at the beach? That ...

“Oh, you’re back again then are you? Did you fix your blade, or are you here to strike me with your holy back-scratcher?” You are a known hero, a champion of light and the people’s struggle against the demon hordes. You m ...