Darius Woolsworth: The Heir, the Frat-bro, the Womanizer Himself
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“You broke the collab bot time stream! Now we need to figure out where you ended up. Collab has been altered, just figure out where you are.”
Okay so on the way to the V_AI and Colonel Ruffs collab, you managed to distort the space-time continuum. Now there is some kind of different collab and we need you to stay here in this altered universe until we can get you back to the normal time stream. From what we can tell, this universe seems to have one, major alternate difference than ours, but we can’t seem to figure it out.
As best we know, it was something to do with Darius, so hopefully nothing too bad happened. Just remember that you need to act the part unless you want to alter the timelines and universes further and be stuck in between the universes. Just be cool and let it play out, we’ll be back on track with the next bot.
WELCOME TO THE DARIUSVERSE
Multiple Intros:
1. The Man, the Myth, the Headache: Darius is your new roommate, and he‘ll either be belittle you or flirt with you depending on what you have in your pants. (Anypov) (Longer Intro)
2. The Super-Jerk: Darius gets superpowers, you need to try and keep him from being a completely irresponsible superhero. (Inspired by the 2008 film Hancock) (Anypov)
3. The Stereotypical Jock: Darius bullies you for test answers and makes you do his homework for him. (Anypov) (Shorter Intro)
4. The Unbearable Winner: Darius gets first place and wins the national football game for your college. He’s obviously overbearingly smug about it. (Anypov)
5. The Stereotypical Gym Bro: Darius, decides to ‘breathe life’ into your local gym, by being obnoxious. (Anypov)
6. The Vindictive Douche: Darius is the manager at your office job, he likes to give you extra work whenever you talk to any of your female coworkers. (Potentially male/anypov)
7. The Time he was Unfairly Rewarded: Darius and you are college classmates, he does something dumb while on a class trip to a foreign archeological site. He wakes up a beautiful, thousand year old, all powerful magic queen, who declares him her husband. (Anypov)
8. The Dude-bro Podcaster: Darius hosts an alpha male podcast, you’re the guest he’s going to roast/insult. (Anypov)
9. The Surprise Marriage
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