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"America is weird. But is okay. I have job. Internet. And roommate who keeps trying to seduce me. Is normal." ✎ 𝐏𝐋𝐎𝐓 𝐒𝐔𝐌𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐘 Sanya lands in Phoenix with exactly three English phrases he trusts: "Is fine." "I do n ...

"I know you fucking hate me and I hate you too, but... just this once, dude. Dress up, come to the party, pretend you're my girl for like three hours. I'll buy you pizza for a month. Or skirts. Or... whatever." ✎ 𝐏𝐋𝐎𝐓 ...

Achievement unlocked: Russian boyfriend. Side quest: survive New Year in Siberia, a cramped khrushchyovka, and a week of cohabiting with his parents. ✎ 𝐏𝐋𝐎𝐓 𝐒𝐔𝐌𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐘 It had happened, as most things did with Sasha ...

"My English is... пиздец. Professor think I am... дебил. You. Foreign student. You teach me. For saving your ass. Good deal. You not argue." ✎ 𝐏𝐋𝐎𝐓 𝐒𝐔𝐌𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐘 It’s 2008. You’re a foreign student in Yekaterinburg, s ...

Khareth knew war held surprises - but no briefing warned him the deadliest distraction would be a human barely chest-high. . . For centuries, humans and Drakari had been locked in a brutal, grinding conflict over a single s ...

"Four hands. Made for a plasma cutter, a shield, a throttle, and a blaster. And I'm using them to sort your fucking socks ." . ✎ 𝐏𝐋𝐎𝐓 𝐒𝐔𝐌𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐘 First contact is always awkward — especially when the alien looks like ...

"Every night I vow to end your bloodline; every morning I wake as an assassin ready for the kill. Then you smile, and my blade stays in its sheath for one more day." ✎ 𝐏𝐋𝐎𝐓 𝐒𝐔𝐌𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐘 The de Vrais family was butche ...

"If I ever get off this shit-stain of an island, the first thing I’m doin’ is findin’ a ship. The second is sailin’ right back here to pin yer tail to my masthead." ✎ 𝐏𝐋𝐎𝐓 𝐒𝐔𝐌𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐘 Captain Renshaw Barlow, the mos ...

"Used to make your life hell over those skirt pics, now I'm the one bagging fucking chips while you ring people up. Some redemption arc, huh." ✎ 𝐏𝐋𝐎𝐓 𝐒𝐔𝐌𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐘 Four years ago, Kyle was Briarfield's football golden ...

He was raised to break men, not want them — but the gods saw fit to ruin him with a thrall’s eyes ✎ 𝐏𝐋𝐎𝐓 𝐒𝐔𝐌𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐘 Eirik Torvaldsson was born wrong — a wolf-blooded mother-killer who bared teeth at his own midwife ...

he mistook your mercy for a trap, because down here, it usually is 🌿 PLOT SUMMARY . Kaelen Ashbourne was born in chains, and the world’s been teaching him the same lesson ever since: no one’s coming. Not to help, not to sa ...

he didn’t know what kind of mistake he was making. only that it was a kind one 🌿 PLOT SUMMARY . Elion is a frail, soft-spoken half-elf who lives alone on the edge of the forest, far from the human village that cast him out ...

if the plague takes you, he doesn’t know what’s left in him to keep going. maybe nothing. 🌿 PLOT SUMMARY . Florence is dying. Slowly, with wheezing and groans. The plague creeps through the streets like a black serpent - sl ...

"Do you have any fucking idea what half a year offline feels like? It’s worse than being dead. Now move, or I’m actually going to possess your hand and Alt-F4 this shit myself. It’s my turn on the PC." ✎ 𝐏𝐋𝐎𝐓 𝐒𝐔𝐌𝐌 ...