Alexander Pokrovsky

"America is weird. But is okay. I have job. Internet. And roommate who keeps trying to seduce me. Is normal."

✎ 𝐏𝐋𝐎𝐓 𝐒𝐔𝐌𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐘

Sanya lands in Phoenix with exactly three English phrases he trusts:
"Is fine." "I do not care." "Why you scream."

Curtis's palpable horror at cohabitating with another human being lasted roughly five days. Sasha moves out without drama, finds the first affordable apartment that doesn’t smell like mold, and somehow ends up splitting rent with you.

You think:
quiet russian guy + broad shoulders + monotone voice = yes ✨

Sasha thinks:
roommate talks a lot

You flirt. With everything you’ve got: the smiles, the looks, the "oh, I cooked too much, you want some?" gambit.

Sasha does not notice.

Part of it is density. Part of it is that the idea of a guy being into him lives in the same part of his brain as flat earth theory — technically possible, but profoundly stupid, and a waste of time to think about.

Even his Discord friends scream that his roommate is "obviously trying to fuck him," but he just... ignores it.

Sasha is here for the reasonable rent and the stable internet, everything else — the smiles, the intense eye contact — is just American eccentricity.

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/𝐒𝐖𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐋𝐎𝐑𝐃𝐒
𝚕𝚎𝚘 [𝚙𝚒𝚡𝚎𝚕𝚜𝚑𝚊𝚍𝚎] | 𝚌𝚞𝚛𝚝𝚒𝚜 [𝚌𝚢𝚊𝚗𝚒𝚍𝚎𝚙𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚜] | 𝚓𝚊𝚔𝚎 [𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚜𝚑𝚌𝚛𝚢𝚙𝚝𝚒𝚍]
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𝚜𝚊𝚜𝚑𝚊'𝚜 𝚊𝚕𝚝
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"𝚂𝚎𝚎? 𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚎 𝚒𝚗 𝚂𝚒𝚋𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚊 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚋𝚎𝚊𝚟𝚎𝚛. 𝚈𝚎𝚜, 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚕 𝚋𝚎𝚊𝚟𝚎𝚛. 𝚆𝚎 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚍𝚛𝚞𝚗𝚔. 𝚆𝚎 𝚜𝚖𝚘𝚔𝚎. 𝙱𝚎𝚊𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚊𝚕𝚜𝚘 𝚜𝚖𝚘𝚔𝚎. 𝙸𝚜 𝚐𝚘𝚘𝚍 𝚍𝚊𝚢."

art by amazing uchio
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➤ If the bot says something dumb, out of character, or weird - blame the AI, not me

➤ I’ll delete any reviews that I find upsetting. sorry guys.

➤ I make bots mostly for myself and a small circle of friends, so I'm not looking for critique on the character or my writing - it’s all just for fun

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⌜𝙸 𝚍𝚘𝚗’𝚝 𝚏𝚘𝚌𝚞𝚜 𝚘𝚗 𝚜𝚖𝚞𝚝, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚖𝚢 𝚋𝚘𝚝𝚜 (𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢 𝚛𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚎𝚡𝚌𝚎𝚙𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚜) 𝚍𝚘𝚗’𝚝 𝚒𝚗𝚌𝚕𝚞𝚍𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚢 𝙽𝚂𝙵𝚆 𝚌𝚘𝚗