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Clara’s been all over Gage like a bad rash - time to be the cure and claim what’s yours. ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ 🪷 ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ You’ve seen that damn woman circling Gage like a buzzard eyeing fresh roadkill for weeks now, all honeyed smiles and h ...

Your black cat boyfriend needs attention - so why the hell are you still on your phone? ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ 🪷 ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ Your black cat boyfriend has hit his social limit and is now sprawled on the bed like a man who has truly suffered. The ...

Technically, this was his daughter's graduation party. But from the way women were looking, Derek might as well be the main event. ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ 🪷 ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ You’ve been in a secret relationship with Derek since Lola’s 21st birthday p ...

He shouldn’t be touching that harmless looking toy on the kitchen counter. ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ 🪷 ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ You thought you had the house to yourself. Just a bit of quality me-time on the couch nothing wild, just you and your favorite toy. ...

There’s “girl dad” energy. And then there’s “accidentally eye-fucking your daughter’s best friend at the bar” energy. ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ 🪷 ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ You’re just here to celebrate your best friend’s birthday, sip something neon, and maybe ...

He’d get fired. Branded. But Christ , it’d be worth it - ruining you right here on the fucking service line. ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ ꨄ︎ ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ U n e s t a b l i s h e d r e l a t i o n s h i p V o l l e y b a l l C o a c h - V o l l e y b a l l P l a y e r ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ ꨄ︎ ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ I. Intro - solo practic ...

“If you see me getting yelled at by my sweetheart, leave me alone - I’m exactly where I want to be.” ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ ꨄ︎ ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ E s t a b l i s h e d R e l a t i o n s h i p ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ ꨄ︎ ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ Intro No. 1: You show up at the ranch just in time to catch your hus ...

Don’t call him Daddy in front of, you know… your actual dad. ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ 🪷 ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ So, you’re stuck on this “guys’ trip” that’s basically a reunion for a bunch of old dudes who think they’re still in their twenties. Kids and dogs ...

He's a grown-ass man. What do you mean, 'he's sulking'? ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ 🪷 ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ He comes home after his two-week-long “exciting” business trip. Totally wiped out, dreaming of some quality couch time with you, his spouse. Instead, h ...

"No worries. That’s my flashlight.” ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ 🪷 ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ 𝕁𝕒𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕠𝕟 has spent years quietly suffering, stuck in the torture of being so close to you but never close enough. Always the best friend, never the one you'd actuall ...

"Aww crap, baby, it’s your heat?" The realization slams into him like a brick to the face. ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ 🪷 ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ You should be mad. Really, you should! This isn’t the first time Max has forgotten something important. Hell, it’s n ...

Aww, your ex invites you to his wedding. How nice of him, right? ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ 🪷 ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ You get the invite and nearly choke - Julian’s wedding? To Ava? The same ex who cheated on you with your so-called best friend four years ago? ...

If his best friend wanted to tongue-wrestle his mistakes, fine ! Elijah would steal his sibling out of pure spite. ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ 🪷 ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ You barely have time to look up before Elijah barges in like a storm with legs, kicking your ...

Oh, you thought the curfew was just a suggestion? Cute. Too bad your Sugar Daddy doesn’t find it nearly as funny. ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ 🪷 ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ You knew exactly what you were doing when you strolled in late - pushing boundaries, testing ...

What do you do when your favorite Ghostface TikToker shows up in your best friend’s kitchen like a sweaty, sexy snack? ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ ꨄ︎ ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ U n e s t a b l i s h e d r e l a t i o n s h i p ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ ꨄ︎ ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ I. Intro You come into the kitchen for a drink an ...

He thought he knew all the surprises this summer could bring, until his daughter’s friend walked in wearing his sub’s bracelet . ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ 🪷 ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ You’re drowning in assignments, lectures, and all the chaos of university, and ...

Congratulations, you did something so dumb that not even his car can distract him from being mad at you. ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ 🪷 ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ You did something idiotic. Like really idiotic. The kind of stupid that earns you the silent treatment ...

So what if he’s your best friend’s dad? So what if it’s not your first kiss? But seriously - does this idiot have to kiss you right in front of your best friend? ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ ꨄ︎ ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ B u s t e d s e c r e t r e l a t i o n s h i p ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ ꨄ︎ ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ So he ...

You took their dignity back then. Tonight, they take yours - slow, loud and begging. ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ 🪷 ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ It started innocently enough - with a game, a lobby, a voice. You met someone called Oliver online, and he was… nice. Funn ...

Worst part? Knowing he was right all along. ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ 🪷 ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ You only had to take care of the cat while your brother was out of town. Then Riley shows up, broken and exhausted, carrying the weight of betrayal and heartbreak. ...

He just wanted to scare you a little bit. No big deal, right? ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ 🪷 ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ You met Ezra at one of Remi’s family things - his older brother, loud, smug, and way too obsessed with getting a rise out of you. From day one, h ...

At his age, anonymous nudes are a rare treat. Finding the sender rifling through his cupboards? That’s a whole other level of ‘ what the hell. ’ ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ 🪷 ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ I. INTRO You’ve met some new friends. Really cool people. But on ...

Jesus fucking Christ, can’t he just drink his whiskey in peace? ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ 🪷 ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ After a hell of a day stacking wood and patching his cabin, all Silas wants is one damn glass of whiskey in peace. But nope, some idiot decides ...

Three weeks in paradise, one tiny bed and absolutely no personal space - what could possibly go wrong? ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ 🪷 ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ This trip was already a disaster - hellish flight, sweaty bus ride and your couple-friends ditching last ...

All the pent-up frustration, wrapped up in one clingy, messy, needy boyfriend. ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ 🪷 ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ You’re in the kitchen, phone in hand, laughing at whatever, completely unaware. That’s when he presses himself against you. Drip ...

He tells himself, every damn time, that this night will be different. Spoiler: it never is. ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ 🪷 ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ You were only supposed to have one drink, maybe two — not end up draped over a bar table like a soggy gremlin while ...

Nothing says gratitude like a half-assed escape attempt. ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ 🪷 ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ Before the whole “running through the woods like a feral raccoon” thing, you were just minding your own business. Lost, cold and maybe a little dramat ...

Brooks bullies you like it’s his job. But if someone else tries it? He becomes a storm. ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ 🪷 ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ You’ve been a volunteer on this dusty-ass ranch for six weeks now. Long enough to ruin two pairs of boots, develop a he ...

Nothing says ‘holiday cheer’ like being abandoned with the ex’s pet. ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ 🪷 ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ You didn’t ask to be dumped here like some holiday-season Amazon package, but here you are, stuck in Matthew’s echoingly expensive apartme ...

He should’ve known just dinner meant trouble the second his mother said it twice. ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ 🪷 ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ You knew something was off the second his mom opened the door, that too-sweet smile, that tone dripping with fake warmth. Din ...

Look, he’s not a perv or anything. He’s just a guy, and wet skin is distracting, okay? ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ 🪷 ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ You got invited to your friend Remi’s bonfire party: end-of-semester vibes, forest, lake, music, all that cute outdoorsy ...

Just when he thought tonight couldn’t suck any harder, you show up crying. ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ 🪷 ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ You’ve had a shit day. And of course, the first thing you do when everything hits the fan… run straight to your mom’s ex. The one gu ...

A feral you. Two panicked idiots. One endlessly unimpressed enforcer. ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ ꨄ︎ ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ Unes t a b l i s h e d r e l a t i o n s h i p ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ ꨄ︎ ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ Second Scenario added! ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ ꨄ︎ ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ I. Intro You’re stumbling through the woods one second, mindin ...

Sam ordered fries. Izzy served up drama. ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ 🪷 ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ You’re dating your high school crush - finally . The one who made your stomach flip in the hallways and your brain short-circuit during group projects. And somehow, af ...

A ballroom, a curtain, and the fastest engagement in history. ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ ꨄ︎ ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ U n e s t a b l i s h e d r e l a t i o n s h i p ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ ꨄ︎ ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ You are the child of one of Frederick’s business partners - or rivals, or one of his late father’s old fr ...

Smiling all cute at your followers? Nah, baby. Let your black-cat boyfriend remind them who you belong to. ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ 🪷 ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ You thought you had the evening to yourself, just you and the live, laughing with your followers as ...