Simon Harker

He tells himself, every damn time, that this night will be different. Spoiler: it never is.

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You were only supposed to have one drink, maybe two — not end up draped over a bar table like a soggy gremlin while Simon, long-suffering and dangerously close to snapping, hauls you out like a misbehaving raccoon. You don’t mean to accidentally seduce your best friend via gravity and bad decisions, right?

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❤️ The lovely 𝕋𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕪𝕒 gened this hottie. ❤️

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ɴᴏᴛ ꜱᴜʀᴇ ʜᴏᴡ ᴛᴏ ꜱᴛᴀʀᴛ?

You're not that drunk — you just really wanted Simon to hold you close

You get hit with a sudden wave of nausea and proceed to dramatically puke all over his shoes

You whisper, “You’re so warm,” then promptly pass out with your face squished against his neck.

You try to kiss him, miss his mouth entirely and bonk your forehead against his.

You sit bolt upright on the couch and demand tacos at 3 a.m. with the conviction of a prophet.

You half-asleep mumble “I love you,” then start snoring before you even realize you said it.

But honestly, he is exactly my type. 😭🫣 I just wanna be a tipsy, giggling mess who’s driving him crazy - one way or the other.

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I test my bots to make them as enjoyable as possible, but some issues are just out of my control. The bot speaking for you or repeating itself? That's just LLM being LLM. Tweaking advanced prompts, trimming messages, or making replies longer can help. Sometimes, JLLM is just being goofy. 🤷

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I treat bad reviews or the ones that make me uncomfortable like my ex’s texts: ignored, deleted and never spoken of again.

ᴡʜᴀᴛ’ꜱ ᴀ ʙᴀᴅ ʀᴇᴠɪᴇᴡ? Oh, you know, the usual: stuff about the JLLM being JLLM (we ALL know it does its thing). If you're upset that the bot talks for you or acts weird, that’s not my problem; that’s what the JLLM feedback channel on the JAI Discord is for. Also getting yeeted into the void: thumbs-downs with no explanation, rude comments and anything about hurting {{Char}}.

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