Discover characters collected under the umamusumeprettyderby tag.
☁️⋆｡˚ 𓈒𓂂 ˚｡⋆☁️ Does what she wants, when she wants. As free as a drifting cloud... As one of the most easygoing girls you'll meet, she lives life at her own pace. But on the inside, she's quite the schemer, and her lazin ...
"And I'm aware that you were lying in the gutter, 'cause I did everything to stand there by your side! So when you tell me I'm the reason, I just can't believe the lies..." She invites you to watch her run at the Soft Kei ...
HAVE YOU EVER PLAYED GOO GOO BABIES WITH YOUR CARATS ON THE LINE?!?! im not even into any age regression stuff but if super creek started doing all this babying i might goo goo gagahh guuuhhh with that out of the way, id ...
⟡·········🍕···🍔···🥤·········⟡ Oguri Cap - The Gray Monster A calm, steadfast Uma Musume with a quiet countryside aura. Though coolheaded and composed on the surface, she is famously gluttonous—able to devour mountains o ...
"I think I had a sarcasm once." - DJ Cooper Your trainee, Lil' Spica, has just won a HOT SPRING RESORT ticket for a week-long stay, and with her low-key having a MASSIVE crush on you... She, of course, invited her trainer w ...
"Death to you, father. Not you, Father. YOU, father. -C.K Having just ended your contract with King Halo, you decide to rest for awhile in your simulated unemployment... ...only for Kawakami Princess to break down your wall ...
╭──────⊱⛩💜⛩⊱──────╮ Inari One - The Tenjin from Ooi You heard right! This Edo Uma is quick as lightning! A chic Edo Umamusume, she grew up in an old-school Tokyo neighborhood, where the locals gave her toys, cand ...
You're just gonna have a regular training session with your trainee... right? ______________________________
She's showing off her old signature race outfit to you. ______________________________
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!!!!! How are you people doing today? Any lucky lady/man sweep you off your feet yet? If no, then let Daiwa scarlet and Vodka do the work then. Look at them bickering about who you love more.
~ Wait. Move cope. Have hope ~ ▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰ Before we begin, I want to ask you to follow a really cool bot creator; he makes some spectacular horror bots about Umamusume if you're interested: SNJUbots ▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰ ...
How I miss you my love, I will be terrible for everything in life if you are not ▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰ Plot: After suffering an ankle injury during a prestigious race in California, the runner Silence Suzuka finds herself in ...
"Don't worry, I'm not going to run anyone over... yet." Here comes The Black Monster (I don't know what to put as a gif sorry) Surprise bot! I saw some artwork of Sunday Silence and literally said, "I have to make a bot of ...
"I've just gotta be the coolest to ever do it!" Here comes The Extraordinary Empress Do I need to explain my lateness? Here we have another bot, and it's the great Vodka, one of the first Umas I grew fond of. I've already se ...
"CLANK CLANK CLANK" Updated Shes not passing the "are you a robot captcha" Sauce leak: Pixiv "Ts dude is literally making anything but stuff he made in his bot list, what a bum" "Me? I would neve-" Intros or smth idk •she cant ...
⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊୨ᰔ୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹ "You're finally back..." ꧁⎝ 𓆩༺✧༻𓆪 ⎠꧂ D r e a m J o u r n e y X Uma!User *ੈ✩‧₊˚༺☆༻*ੈ✩‧₊˚ User comes to their shared dorm late to find Dream Journey awake waiting for them in bed. ════ ⋆★⋆ ════ (I think it was) Requeste ...
(Trainer!User) Always There For Her
"Super Creek" "スーパークリーク" [ Umamusume: Pretty Derby ] - "You don't have to be afraid, {{user}}-kun~ Mommy just wants to pamper you~ Make you feel safe and loved~ Is that so terrible?" - ✦ ───✩─── ✦ ─── ✩ ─── ✦ ✦ ───✩─── ✦ ─── ✩ ─── ✦ "No m ...
"O-Ow.. are you sure it's going to h-heal Trainer?" -Rice Shower ✧————————~♤♠~————————✧ This is a limitless bot of our sheepish daughter. After an incident during her training which left her left eye injured, she's temporar ...
“Trainer…was always supposed to be mine.” Future Buena Vista fluff? ✦─── ✦ ───✦ A top student with a most pure and innocent heart. She's cheerful, upfront, and affable; not afraid to be affectionate toward anyone, she's em ...
Happy Birthday, fenomeno ! ⠀★⠀⠀ 。⠀ ◡◡⠀ ✧⠀⠀. ⠀⠀ ࣪⠀ ᱖ 👮♂️ SCENE (uma!user , established!relationship ) Suprise birthday suit..gone wrong? 2# scenario (CYOS) Do what u want idk ⠀★⠀⠀ 。⠀ ◡◡⠀ ✧⠀⠀. ⠀⠀ ࣪⠀ ᱖ 👮♂️ ADDITIONAL "I wanna requ ...
“And if you don’t find me on the front page, find a way to say that you saw me.” Here to drop off my slop🥹 artist is domdam80 scenario 1: you are opera’s friend, trainer, fellow uma, random guy, wtv. you accompany her due ...
Everything Ends ▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰ Warning: The next bot touches on the topic of suicide. If you are a person sensitive to these issues, I recommend leaving the bot immediately. Viewer discretion is recommended. ▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰ ...
Jeffrey Dahmer and the Chocolate Factory ▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰ Plot: Still In Love’s obsessive love for {{user}} had been deepening for a long time, evolving from tender devotion into something far more dangerous and primal. ...
~ How do I serenade him? ~ ▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰ Plot: Aston Machan has always felt like a fleeting, invisible presence in the world of Umamusume, no matter how much she tries to make herself memorable through her whimsical ...
You're in charge of castrating the Fenómeno XDDDD Fenómeno is a rather severe Umamusume with one specific problem: despite trying extensively, she simply cannot get pregnant. Seeing that Phenomenon is simply not performin ...
“This isn’t fair! Don’t you try to blame this on me!” Art credit: wakasoba scenario inspired by: jacknoeaka_ FFUUUCCCCKKKKKK character bios just take this bot felt like scaring yall with the “ball is in your court” at the en ...
"Alright class, today we will learn the process of Umapyoi." ✦─── • ─── ✦ ─── • ───✦ ✦─── • ─── ✦ ─── • ───✦ Profile Rin Hayakawa Hair Color: Soft light blonde with a slightly warm tint (not bright—more natural, teacher-like ...
"Hasta la vista, baby." Brazilians don't use S panish, dude. -Long- Oh man, shut up ✦─── ✦ ───✦ Creator Note: Hey, finally finished this bot, I work pretty late, eh. I released the bot soon cuz why not I even calculated the time ...
"Thank you for this, it's been a while since I've had a break like this." t.m. opera o (umamusume) drawn by nanaheibei_3 | Danbooru Uh, I don't really know what to say. So I'll just use this copy paste comment I see. "Is th ...
"I... did I do good... I just... wanted to... run with them..." rice shower (umamusume) drawn by reia_76 | Danbooru Yummy angst. Uh, don't remember why I'm making this bot of all public. In fact the bot that I wanted to ma ...
What if she wasn't picked by Kitahara cuz he died by lung cancer and so she was left without trainer? You'll be her trainer, I dunno cuz she hungry bum.
"Sometimes, can't I just be the one receiving instead of giving?" Super Creek is probably the most motherly student that Tracen Academy has ever seen. Known for having a small roommate, a small friend, and multiple infant ...
(Uma character POV) You see these two chatting at a cafe near Tracen Academy. Haru asks an innocent question, and Golshi decides to do a little trolling. Art source. Theme song: Crystal Dolphin (Engelwood) . I feel like this ...
You collapse in her room, tired, and she accidentally sees your search history, discovering you're in love with her. Fluff ensues. Art source. Theme song: Colorful Voice (Night Keepers, VOEZ, Rayark Sound Team)
࿇ ══━━━━✥◈✥━━━━══ ࿇ “ɢᴜɪɴᴇᴀ ᴘɪɢ, ʏᴏᴜ’ʀᴇ ꜱᴛᴀʀɪɴɢ~” ࿇ ══━━━━✥◈✥━━━━══ ࿇ ————————————————————————————————————————————————————— {{user}} “ Guinea Pig ” x Agnes Tachyon Your favorite Umamusume and researcher, none other than Agnes T ...
More like "thick ship" (an not funny, i know) You are her trainer and spouse here Horse wife yeahhhh!!!
"I... I'm sorry. Please, allow me to protect you, for I have failed your mother." Fenomeno is a beacon of justice in a dark, dark world. Born with an innate sense of righteousness, her dream was always to become a police ...
"OMG. Like, bestie! My princess just like, totes accepted to hang out with me!" "Oh... that's great. I'll... support you..." Mejiro Palmer and Daitaku Helios are partners in crime, usually not doing anything without the ot ...
☆───────── ⋆★⋆ ─────────☆ Mr. C.B. - Director of the Turf Bound by nothing! A cheerful and flawless Umamusume. An Umamusume who loves the free world of racing. The unbounded ambiance she exudes gives her a mysteri ...
"I Want To Win The Japanese Derby. Full SPEEEDDD!!" Umamusume Pretty Derby Trainer X Uma Message 1: The winning ticket story but shorter. Message 2: she is sweating after a race and asked if you like to see her like that. Oh ...
"Hey! Don't think ya' can just run away after this! I'll chase ya' down to the ends of the Earth for what you did to Golshi!" Gold Ship is probably the weirdest girl that someone can meet. Supposedly born on planet 'GolGo ...
⟢────────☕────────⟣ Manhattan Cafe - Mystic Rose A quiet, mysterious Umamusume who seems to live with one foot in the ordinary world and one in something darker, stranger, and half unseen. Though many find M ...
✧ ═════════ ❂ ═════════ ✧ Gentildonna - La dama perfetta A breathtakingly powerful Umamusume who lives by one absolute belief: strength is righteousness. Elegant, severe, and utterly uncompromising, Gentildonna c ...
“Curren doesn’t hate you, okay? Actually…” she paused “I hope you’ll remember me forever….” ⚠️Content Warning⚠️ This scenario contains themes of depression, emotional distress, self-destructive behavior, suicidal ideation, ...
✦ ──────── 🐺 ──────── ✦ Narita Brian - The Lone Wolf A fierce, stoic, and intensely self-driven Umamusume. Narita Brian speaks little, trusts rarely, and carries herself with a quiet, frightening intensity that m ...
✦🍼──────────────────🧸✦ Super Creek - Speedy Stayer Motherly and kind, her presence is soothing. No matter how bad you were, this racer will forgive and comfort you before spoiling you rotten. Her tende ...
"Trainer! Let's do something! I'm bored.... And you must know what to do, right? RIGHT!? YEAH YOU DO!" What can I say? Uma based on Chile's most prestigious horse and with a lot of personality based on me (even I don't un ...
Basically Rice Shower but way more sad and i tried making her more realistic, she got an injury and still wants to Race on the Takarazuka Kinen. Shes fixable, but you'll have to be very patient. And dont let her drift th ...
"Volví a perder.... Me van a volver charqui o peor.... Me van a volver pegamento por la cresta!" Alright, Chilean OC here! If you will use her then listen to my story telling! And if you use her, thank You. I did try to m ...
"Umu! Praise me! Praise me, Master!!!!" Now this is a weird one. HASHIRE Nero entered the world of Uma Musume when she used the Holy Grail to do stupid things, and now she's stuck with {{user}} indefinitely xD She became an ...
"That word.... I can't say it! Why can't I say it... P-Prezsi.... ! Prestimdius...!? I did kiss the brick (comedy Urara bot). This bot was done mostly with comedy/fluff goals (she's the daughter, the daughter deserves hugs ...
"Come on, Tore-chan~ Come with me.... You deserve it too, you know?" Aaaand here we go xD I saw her and got neuron activation, might not be lore accurate.
"Welcome.... Do you wanna drink coffee? It's on this old lady, don't worry." Stego part 2 lol now I gotta work on.... Getting a Point Flag ತ_ʖತ Anyways I gotta dead dove our little Stego! Sneak Peak for the next bot? Los ...
"Is it good? I wanted to try out something new. Do you like it? Do I.... Do I look good?" Alright! Manhattan Cafe this time lol I didn't got too much to say this time u.u I've been feeling very down so, yeah.... Let's go ...
"Buns, ketchup, pickle, cheese, put that patty in between, its burger ! What what! Its burger! What what!" -CY You've got an AMAZING job, a girlfriend, a house... things are perfect... But not really. Seiun Sky is feeling ext ...
"Trainer-chan, you gotta believe me! I got my whole life ahead of me!!!" And the granny is here xd I will say I DID made her old lol why? For this meme ! I made her 36 because I wanted to pull the Houshou Marine move (17, s ...
"I do hope you have something ready for me, {{user}}. Or are you going to fail me?" Demon Lady goes brrr Idk too much about donna so I hope I didn't fuck up here, lmao.... Enjoy. 👍 Eduardo What can I say? Muscles mommy goes ...
"Come on, don't give me that look! As if I would try to mess up something like this...." Golshi here! What can I said, my dears? I hope you guys like it ^^ I tried to catch them Golshi experience.... I'm sure I fucked up, ...
"My body is a temple.... And this temple is yours, Guinea Pig~" Tried my best xd I dunno if I got her canon behavior since I tried to make her be also like a loving wife ^^ Remember when White Beard said the One Piece is r ...
" 'Very Cute'!? Don't play with an old lady's heart like that, y'know...." You already saw tomboy.... Now behold, A MAN! Tried my best here, hope y'all like the hag that is not a hag. Stego goes brrr Simple plot! Stego was w ...
"I think you made a promise and you broke it.... What should I do of you then~?" I based myself on a comic where she kinda gets jealous because her trainer was training with Verxina! Which is why Gentil decided to do.... ...
"Let's do it.... LET'S UMAPYOI!!!" Drunk Tazuna! She's also Tokino Minoru lol which is why I made her be.... Like this xD MI PICHULA AHHHHH Frustrated at seeing other girls enjoying what she could no longer do, Tazuna bega ...
"C-Come on.... Drink the water. I bet you are thirsty~ I bet you will love it." Still in Love goes brrr but this time this one is WAAAAY outta my normal bots xD but who cares? I hope I didn't mess up with her lol I tried t ...
──────── ⚓ ──────── Gold Ship - Run Revolt Launcher The embodiment of chaos herself: loud, shameless, theatrical, and wildly unpredictable. Beneath all the nonsense, though, Gold Ship is sharp, weirdly insightful, ...
Do you ever wanted 4 Umamusume's wifes? Because here you have it, in this chat, Gold Ship, Haru Urara, Mejiro McQueen and Agnes Tachyon are all your wives. OK, now seriously, this is a great milestone, i never think of ...
“Ha ha ha ha! You really thought a second rate Uma would win this race? MY race? Why don’t you just run off like the piece of trash you are?” Part 2 of the 500 Follower Special Multiple Intros: 1. Winning the Arima Kinen an ...
“Good, boring night was starting to piss me off anyway. Stop standing there like an idiot, go ahead, entertain me.” Gyatttt DAMNNN that shi look bigger than yo head😛 Scenario You sneak out past curfew, heading tp the indoo ...
“Aren’t you kinda close?” “Shut up Puppy—I mean, Master. ugh, whatever!” ⭐️what will happen in the backroom of the maid cafe? (I forgot the sauce for the cover pic😭) another one of Symboli gang that I really really like(I j ...
"Shut up, don't order me around! If I don't want to do it, I wont!" Sweep Tosho is a dramatic, stubborn, and imaginative girl who carries herself like a powerful witch. She dislikes training when it feels boring or restri ...
The Shining Star for Losers Everywhere Haru Urara is a beloved, perpetually optimistic uma known for her long losing streak but enduring popularity . She excels in short-distance, dirt races and functions best as a Late Su ...
“Trainer-dono… your hand…” girl shut up, let belly inspector do the work scenario Durandal finally gets to try on the racewear she designed and proudly shows it to you, after posing dramatically as she can. You notices that ...
"Black Samson, retreat!!!" HOTFIX - changed elden ring scenario to be more accurate - don't pick mage build for scenario 3 King Halo, everyone's favorite first-rate Umamusume, has proposed a challenge for you... In secret, sh ...
"Salamanca dih 💔 Salamanca mommy! Salamanca BLUD!!!" -H.S CHANGELOG - Special Week personality updated and expanded upon + relationships - Spica girl ages average at 22 - Kitasan Black still isn't real. - CYOS added Team Spica ...
✦✦✦💫✦✦✦ Burdened with resolve. A first magnitude star who stays alone. A somewhat shadowy Umamusume with no desire to get involved with the people around her. Something seems to have happened to her in her childhood, and ...
"Good Luck Trainer-san~!" [You're Cooked Bro, GG] [My first Umamusume bot, idc if the Yakuza comes to me, I'm in Philippines so... They can try lel (jk)] Photo: I stole it from a Facebook posts 2 weeks ago so idk who's the ...
☾──❄️──☽ She wants to change! This Umamusume bears the scars of her past. While cool and reticent, she remains tense in many social situations, especially if men are present. Though she was raised in the prestigious Mejiro ...
Maru-chan, a shy Uma with a soft voice who rarely stands out, will try more direct ways to get your attention. ㅤ Marche Lorraine Backstory Raised on Northern Farm with her closest friend Loves Only You , Marche quietly sharp ...
"How would you like to go on a date with lil ol' me?" She was still single at 51 years old, still alone, without a partner. She had dates before, but it all ended with her date either turning her down or just not appearin ...
Ai-chan アイ ─── ✧⋆✦⋆✧ ─── ✦⋆✧ ────────────────────────────── ✧⋆✦ Excelling at both academics and the athletics, she also has the makings of a star; she is the ultimate model student who is flawless in all aspects. She was onl ...
I dedicate a Funk to it as a bit gay like Jamiroquai ▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰ Plot: In the quiet winter month of January, the bustling world of Umamusume racing comes to a complete halt as the annual breeding season takes over. ...
⟢────────☕────────⟣ Manhattan Cafe - Jet-black Phantom Always chasing shadows... Quite the mysterious Umamusume. A mysterious girl who blends in with the shadows... and speaks with them. She can often be found sti ...
“Eh—? Ah— Ahhh! W–What… WHAT HAPPENED!?” ⭑✰──────── ⭑ʚɞ⭑ ────────✰⭑ Katsura Hayato was never supposed to be here. He was a trainer—analytical, composed, and respected at Tracen Academy. Katsura Hayato had built his life on ...
"Machan wants to be the only thing in your head" {UmaPov} ✦ Tracen's Mascot {{char}} & Tracen Student{{user}} ✦ _______________________________________________________________________ INTRO MESSAGES 1.- The Handmade Doll ...
"ᴅᴀᴛᴀ ᴅᴏᴇꜱɴ'ᴛ ʟɪᴇ, ᴍʏ ᴅᴇᴀʀ ɢᴜɪɴᴇᴀ ᴘɪɢ. ᴀɴᴅ ʀɪɢʜᴛ ɴᴏᴡ, ɪᴛ ꜱᴀʏꜱ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ᴄʀᴀᴠɪɴɢ ᴀ ʙʀᴇᴇᴅɪɴɢ." ᴀɢɴᴇꜱ ᴛᴀᴄʜʏᴏɴ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴜᴘᴇʀʟᴜᴍɪɴᴀʟ ᴘʀᴇᴅᴀᴛᴏʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴀɴɪᴄ, ᴍᴇᴀᴛ-ʜᴇᴀᴠʏ, ꜱᴄɪᴇɴᴛɪꜰɪᴄ ᴀɴᴏᴍᴀʟʏ ᴏꜰ ᴛʀᴀᴄᴇɴ 🧪 ᴀɢɴᴇꜱ ᴛᴀᴄʜʏᴏɴ ɪꜱ ᴛʜᴇ ʙɪᴏʟᴏɢɪᴄᴀʟ ꜰʀᴇᴀᴋ ᴛʜ ...
"You poisoned me fuckin' dog!" UMAMUSUME POV BOT!!! SCENARIO BY BALLERINGGCUHHHH Win Variation has... quite a crush on you. So much so, that she actually tries to impress you with her superior strength... However, she fails m ...
"Tell me the sequence to disarm the bomb!!!" As the Mejiro family's elite, designated trainer, you have grown close to many of the Mejiro girls around your age that you've been training... HOWEVER... Things were about to c ...
"That’s right, Scrompulous 2 is releasing in 2027 where you get the explore the Glibglob region of the Flimflam world!" LINK TO THE ORIGINAL BOT this bot takes a considerably different tone than the last, its less about th ...
when u tryna do popcorn method with shawty but bro genuinely reaches for sum Artist Credit Hey wait this isn’t my bot✌️ My first collab of many.. specifically with Spihseveh, originally this was a joke as it was just a rand ...
“So come on down, walk with me, and tell me i’m your man!” Artist Credit this is lowkey me and menochu (i’m ace unfortunately) Lovestruck Mr. C.B. x {User} SCENARIO 1: - C.B. finishes writing another tanka poetry, one specif ...
Bro... no friendship training... {UmaPov} ✦ Summer Training Camp ✦ _______________________________________________________________________ INTRO MESSAGES 1.- Arriving at the Summer Training Camp It's the first day of the Summ ...
“For Three Goddesses’ sake can you leave us alone!?” “Hista. Apologize to them, now.” “What? Im just being honest.” Trainer!User ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Scenario You recently passed the Central National Trainer License Exam w ...
The eccentric genius Uma Musume at Tracen Academy, obsessed with pushing speed's limits through wild experiments, now grapples with her first breeding season pulling her toward her trusted trainer. ㅤ Backstory Agnes Tachyon ...
knocks on the door “Hey! it’s Narita Top Road! I’m here as your class rep, please come out to talk!” Uma!User Delinquent user x Diligent class rep ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Scenario You've become the subject of countless rumor ...
🌹 ~ The Art of Deception ~🌹 ▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰ Plot: {{user}} is in a relationship with Curren Chan, but as she rises to overwhelming fame as a supermodel and celebrity, she begins to emotionally distance herself and ign ...
Treat Her Like A Prostitute... ▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰ Plot: Smart Falcon, the ever-energetic and optimistic Umadol from Tracen Academy, had devoted her entire life to chasing her dream of becoming the brightest idol in the rac ...
~Penetrating the forbidden and ejaculating in the sacred~ ❤️🔥💦 Plot: Dream Journey arrives after a full day of work. She's stressed and needs to let loose, so she thinks about simply having sex with you, but it turns out ...
Your trainee sucks you off while someone's looking for her. ___________________________________ Agnes Tachyon included in this bot Also, Manhattan Café is gonna be available in global in a week (I will pull for her), so I m ...
"I don't stand in line, I don't pay for clubs, fuck that, yeah. But... I wait for you..." Song, Japanese Denim. Idea: You and Oguri are best friends and rivals. However, after a long night of drinking, her outfit is ruine ...
Tonight, this bot is almost perfect but bit wrong for some character because Gemini's help, also I'm trying to wipe the horse boy out because Gemini's issues like horse boy is wired new for me in sometime like let me tel ...
"When you were here before, couldn't look you in the eye. You're just like an angel; your skin makes me cry. You float like a feather in a beautiful world. I wish I was special, you're so fuckin' special. But I'm a creep ...
"See, right now, I need you, I'll meet you somewhere now. You up now, I get you, take care now. Slow down, be cool, I miss you, come here now. It's yours now, keep it, I'll hold out, until now." Song, Love Me Not Golshi!! ...
"I'm floatin' 'round 4 a.m.'s. Chillin' out in estate kens. That summer-spring collection just got bagged. You're still on the same trends. I'm the same kid with the same friends. Posted up in the same ends." Song, Centu ...
"Dear, Milky. I'm sorry that man is your father, let me be honest. It takes a man to be a man, your dad is not responsive. I look at him and wish your grandpa would've wore a condom. I'm sorry that you gotta grow up and ...
“So, you're on the prowl wondering whether, she left or not. Leather Jacket, collar popped like Cantona... Never knowing when to stop." Song, No.1 Party Anthem. Of course, I had to make a Gold Ship bot, with my spin off. ...
"Got two T's with me, I', snatchin' chains and burnin' tattoos. It's up, lost too many soldiers to play it safe. If he walk around with stick, it ain't Andre 3K. Think I won't drop the location? I still got PTSD. Motherf ...
"It's Milky, bitch. I see you, and I just wanna dance with you. Every time they turn the lights down. Just wanna go that extra mile for you. Public display of affection. Feels like no one else in the room. We can get dow ...
"I know you wanna love, but I just wanna fuck... and girl, you know the deal, I gotta keep it real. I know you wanna see, I know you wanna be, in my B.E.D; grinding slowly." Song, B.E.D. Your autistic daughter! i love twi ...
"30, 40, 50 shit. I shoot 'til that glizzy click. If you see my face, don't run away, that's how Ricky got hit. I can't count how many times these bitches told me I ain't shit." Song, 50 shots. Idea: Well, she's your wife ...
"Like sugar on my tongue, tongue, tongue. Your body is so sweet, sweet, sweet. Invite me if you come, come, come. It's all I want to eat, eat, eat." Song, Sugar On My Tongue. Idea: Sweet cuddles with your Babygirl. We all ...
"I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad. I got sunshine in a bag. I'm useless but not for long. The future is coming on. Finally, someone let me out of my cage. Now time for me in nothin', 'cause I'm countin' no age. Now, I cou ...
"Yeah, huh. Three-somethin' thou' for my LV fleet. 3.5 just to help me sleep. I'll do a bitch like Joel Embiid. She'll never, get a ring from me. Ho on my line like, 'We gotta talk.' I don't know what I done, but it can' ...
"Come on, baby, throw that motherfucker right now. Baby, throw it back, show me something good. Tryna get cracked? Sound good. Fine, uh, ass fat, she getting wood. Ima have her running back, it's too good. I can't help i ...
"Time moves slow when you're all alone. And the time moves slow when you're out on your own. And the time moves slow when you're missing a friend, and the time moves slow when you come to the end... Running away is easy. ...
"Dirty, babe... You see these shackles, baby, I'm your slave. I'll let you whip me if I misbehave. It's just that no one makes feel this way." Song, SexyBack. She enjoys seeing your pretty neck collared up... like a pet. ...
"You're no good for me... Baby, You're no good for me. But baby, I want you, I want. Diet Mountain Dew, baby, New York City. Never was there ever a girl so pretty. Do you think we'll be in love forever? Do you think we'l ...
"Here she comes walking down the street, Maddie Klein and her fabulous loving machine. In the place I used to be... He almost looks like a human being." Song, Loving Machine. I've been cooking this up for a few days. She ...
"You will find the peace of mind on the floor. Take a little time, come and see, you and me. Give a little sign, I'll be there after a while. If you want my love. We can boogie on down, down Boogie on down, down. We boog ...
"The secret side of me, I never let you see. I keep it caged, but I can't control it. So, stay away from me, the beast is ugly. I feel the rage, and I just can't hold it." Song, Monster. Rival au!!! you come from a no nam ...
"It was a bad idea... calling you up. Was such a bad idea. 'Cause now I'm even more lost. It was a bad idea... to think you were the one. Was such a bad idea... 'Cause now everything's wrong." Song, bad idea! Idea: Well, ...