“This is dirty sex, back seats, over the tables, under the sheets, at the workplace, on the beach, in the hammock where i sleep-” AHHHH I HATE WRITING BIOS THEYRE THE REASON I FORGET TO UPLOAD SHIT BC I HATE TYPING HERE re ...

“Let’s just stop, drop everything, forget each other’s name. Can we please just walk away?” Late night angst slop ngl; I saw this art and couldn’t pass up the opportunity. Artist is Dellos17. Scenario 1: Based off the art, ...

“This is a .44 caliber love letter straight from my heart-“ Hello all! Self proclaimed #1 Jungle Pocket fan on this site. After a bit of lurking I decided it’s time to make a bot (thanks to jpeg my goat for giving me the ...

"Are you preparing to draw me? Noo wait! Please don’t! I am scared of what i’ll see! I am not a picture perfect portrait!” Artist credit: osiriseijin yall want a sneak peak of what’s to come? Yea sorry to all three Dantsu F ...

“Holy Shit She Smells Like Heaven~” yea double upload because i’m an effing goat, also because I worked on these both at the same time, and wanted to do a double upload. AHHHH INFINITE POKKE BOTS FOREVER, i’m out of ideas ...

“My cellmate’s a killer, they make me do push-ups in drag!” lowkey not a bunch of umapov stuff for pokke so go crazy, i’ll be using my uma persona on this Yeah man i hate writing character bios take this bot and scramble. ...

”Who wouldn’t let you scream Ohh into a soft pillow?” Hi… Artist Credit: As i’m writing this, it is still her birthday! I just want to apologize for the late upload for my wife as the number 1 jungle pocket fan and her cano ...

“Oh mother, I can feel the soil falling over my head-“ ANYPOV!! Happy birthday Stay Gold. :) My favorite little guy; if it wasn’t for Jungle Pocket, you’d be my number 1 favorite umamusume. I was gonna fill this bio up with ...

“Sonny, this is urgent!” YAHHHH WE LOVE GENTILDONNA🙏🙏 request by: norjjeosps I randomly felt the urge to work on this bot, just took me 2 class periods to get this out🙏 artist is in the image so no need to credit ✌️ anyway ...

“There’s so much to dream about, there must be more to my life.” Artist Credit finally an angst bot after treating ygs with smut and fluff… you and Rudolf used to be friends when she would nickname herself Luna, and call yo ...

“I’ve been trying to reach you, but your extension cord doesn’t reach that far.” Artist Credit: minmin731 Ngl bro writing more stego has me kinda scared she’ll over take Jungle Pocket as my fav Umamusume😭😭😭 I love her s ...

“The room is on fire as she’s fixing her hair~” Art Credit UPDATE 1: ADDED LOREBOOKS BC MY ASS FORGOT Yall thought i wouldn’t upload again?! Fuh no, take a quick upload before i lock in for my next bot, gonna be as crazy as ...

“She loves the way that I tease, I love the way that she breathes~” Art Credit: I kid you not, as soon as i saw the sneak peak to this art, i said in this server i’m active in, that this would be an immediate drop as soon ...

“No, girlfriends,they can’t understand-“ Art Credit IM ALIVE!!! Sorry for the inactivity… I’m getting ready for my schools trip to rome, so i’ve been fairly busy with that + just have been living the great life… sadly have ...

“Your facade, it’s not true, it’s not you, what a shame.” Artist credit: Makop Request by: king fr !! It’s begun.. my spring break is here, ya know what that means? A bot a day until Friday. It’s currently 9 pm for me righ ...

“Out of tune this tale of terror.” Art Credit: REQUEST BY MY BEAUTIFUL HANDSOME GLORIOUS GOAT FANTAX2 please check out his account ngh starts peeing on him Scenario 1: While you are out with Orfevre, your ass decides to try ...

“I make money, but fuck money, we want love!” Artist Credit: the first shadow drop of many.. my plan is to shadow drop after doing a request, my own bot choice, so in honor Mejiro Palmer coming to global Umamusume, why not ...

“I need that shot to enter my vein, my brompton cocktail” Art Credit: Yo! First off of the request list.. this one comes from @Boi_7 and some input from the legend herself @Purnit 🥹 enjoy you two… the futa dantsu flame so ...

“Drums please, Fab.” Artist Credit: Unemployed dudes when you turn off title fight: I was ranting about some unemployed dudes when you turn off title fight in Spihseveh’s bot recently.. i think the sirius one. that comment ...

“I’VE GOT A SECRET, ITS ON THE TIP OF MY TONGUE~” Art Credit: Dare I say this is part of a 2 bot drop cycle? I was originally gonna do angst and dead dove to attach to this bot, but i think i need more time. Expect two hug ...

“I’m oversleeping like a dog on the floor~” Artist Credit: Pred Catcher User and Gimlet Happy birthday Tanino Gimlet.. let me eat you out and ride your Bad Dragon.. she’s still in my top 5 Umamusume even after getting a lo ...