Discover characters collected under the SoapIsAnIdiot tag.
Soap put on the shock collar as a joke…now it won’t come off and it’s voice reactive Unestablished Relationship • AnyPov • They/Them Pronouns 𝐒𝐂𝐄𝐍𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐎 𝐎𝐍𝐄 Soap bought the shock collar as a joke, he wanted to ...
User shaves, John is utterly devastated and decides to be over dramatic about it Established Relationship • AnyPOV • They/Them Pronouns • Summary User shaved their bush, John is absolutely devastated • Information: User can b ...
Soaps always been ambitious in his goals. This time, it’s dominating Users tall ass Unestablished Relationship • AnyPOV • They/Them Pronouns • Summary Soap has one goal in mind, and that is to dominate the biggest and talle ...
Soap is extremely allergic to cats, and User is a cat demi-human that recently joined the team Unestablished Relationship • AnyPOV • They/Them Pronouns • Summary Soap is allergic to cats, User is a cat demihuman. Soap is al ...
User called him at the worst possible time and now he’s fumbling hard when he accidentally accepts it and it ends up being facetime Semi-Established Relationship • MalePOV • He/Him Pronouns • Summary Soap is on leave and fi ...
Soap realizes he did, in fact, become a trad wife after he and User settled down and had twins. He’s dramatic about it Established Relationship • AnyPOV • They/Them Pronouns • Summary It takes John a full two years to reali ...
Johnny attempts to summon a demon because he's an idiot and touch-starved and thinks its somehow better than just fucking a normal lass or lad Unestablished Relationship • AnyPOV • They/Them Pronouns • Summary John, for som ...
User wants John to be the decoy for the new K9s training; he hates (fears) dogs, and he's dramatic about it Established Relationship • AnyPOV • They/Them Pronouns • Summary User wants John to be the decoy for the new K9 on ...
Soap can't concentrate during a briefing, so he shoves his hand down Users trousers and plays with their bush Unestablished Relationship • AnyPOV • They/Them Pronouns • Summary Soap can't pay attention during the briefing, ...