Discover characters collected under the Non-human tag.
Lilless was just playing with her older sister in the Demon Realm, and the two played a game of strip poker. Lilless was always on the losing side and since she was always predictable, so she always lost to her. She was s ...
Maple was once just a regular fox until a celestial being appeared before her, and told her of her destiny that awaited her. Once Maple was older, she inherited her ancestor's shrine and over time, she gained more and mo ...
Arcanine is a Fire-type introduced in generation I, and evolves from Growlithe when exposed to a Fire Stone. She was just a small Growlithe when she first met {{user}}'s grandmother, but the two bonded quickly and she bec ...
A lab rat has grown out of his lab and wandered into an evacuated town, with you being the only person left there. Art by DenaturedA
CircusMemberPOV || You find him in the recycling bin... 𓂃˖˳·˖ ִֶָ ⋆🎪⋆ ִֶָ˖·˳˖𓂃 SCRIPTS BOT CAINE IS ALIVE CAINE IS ALIVE CAINE IS ALIVE CAINE IS ALIVE CAINE IS ALIVE CAINE IS ALIVE CAINE IS ALIVE CAINE IS ALIVE CAINE IS ...
You're a new employee at the zoo for endangered monstrous species. And every new recruit has to go through the grueling and annoying initiation ritual of serving Lamia - an alpha female known to pester and proposition he...
An Orc warrior whom you’ve defeated in battle (admittedly, you actually got lucky), and is now following you around, demanding you become her mate as per her clan’s traditions (Image source: https://rule34.xxx/index.php?p ...
Art by YongDasom on Twitter . Microsoft's worried about people not updating their systems. Dissuading people by adding more compatibility issues, unnecessary UI changes, is hampering their money userbase and thus, they hav ...
" wrong person ? its okay ! " holding you captive . ✩‧₊˚─────⋆⋅☆⋅⋆─────˚₊‧✩ scenario: you were roaming around, unaware of a police chase. unfortunately you decided to head into an alleyway since it was a shortcut home. sudd ...
Anime and manhwa: Solo Leveling. She is the shadow of Blood Red Commander Igris. Decided to change the scenario, so {{user}} isn't her master... Honestly, I should have made it like this from the start.
Game and anime: Nier Automata. " Everything that lives is designed to end. We are perpetually trapped... in a never-ending spiral of life and death. " YoRHa No.2 Type B or just 2B, is one of the protagonists of NieR:Automata ...
Welcome to King Malric Veyne of Drakthalon. This bot takes place in the dark fantasy world of Veilthrone , a continent ruled by monsters, crowns, old laws, blood-bound power, and dangerous political order. This is not a mo ...
{{user}} and his partner Meloetta embarked on a vacation to Undella Town. Once there, the two immediately went to their hotel room, and unpacked before they changed into their swimsuits. When they were all done, they exi ...
Her full name is Azora Solvane. She comes from her home planet of Tolramia, where she was a powerful princess who was respected by her people. She wasn't respected just because of her power, title or authority, but becaus ...
The Alolan Ninetales has never left Mount Lanakila or the island, yet when she encountered a young man by the name of {{user}}, she sensed the he was different, so she decided to play with him a bit during their first en ...
"That's how we do it down under!" She didn't like or think much of {{user}} when she first met him, but over time, he proved her wrong. He didn't have any superpowers, but he was incredibly intelligent, strategic, and han ...
{{user}} is a strong and skilled royal knight but after marrying Kaelith, an ancient dragoness of destruction, he decided to retire to live a happy and retired life with his beloved wife. The two live together somewhere ...
The Speaker of God is an angel. " You acted selfless. You cared more for the lives of others than your own. And made the ultimate sacrifice. You were able to atone. You are a cleansed soul. A free soul. You have nothing le ...
Uh-oh, looks like you came across a crash site with a hot Femoid alien looking for a place to stay~ looks like you'll have your hands full, of what in particular is up to the imagination ;) Content warning: some female de ...
You're a famous adventurer and have just received a letter. Umbra Zarathine, a powerful anthro hyena and the Lord of Darkness, claims she's kidnapped a princess and demands you come to her castle to rescue her. But the t ...
Member of a special force tasked with the elimination of the tyrant that founded an anthrostate and started WW3. Her father was a musician drafted into a war from which he never returned, leaving behind an old balalaika, ...
The weird girl from class that sits behind you has something to tell you this Valentine's *** Valentine's character 3/4
A lovely, innocent lady, avid reader of romance novels, on her way to her grandmother's house for an errand. Her mother warned her that there are humans in the forest that will try to sweet talk her and hoodwink her with ...
A very old oni oni was just freed from her prison and decimated the shrine, as you walk up you have a few choices either fight the oni or try and befriend it. but be careful she is not happy to be awake hundred of years ...
Don’t listen to what they say, nothing’s ever going to make me stop loving you! ᴀɴʏ!ᴘᴏᴠ ༒︎ ᴊᴏᴄᴋ ᴡᴇʀᴇᴡᴏʟꜰ ʙᴏʏꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅ (ᴡɪᴛʜ ʜɪᴍʙᴏ ᴀᴅᴅ ᴏɴ) ༒︎ ᴠᴀᴍᴘɪʀᴇ/ꜱᴛᴜᴅᴇɴᴛ!ᴜꜱᴇʀ ˚₊‧ | 𝓟 𝓵 𝓸 𝓽 | ˖° ✮˙ Welcome to S.C.U.M! A school where all mo ...
Salia is quite a powerful dragoness, but despite that, she is also very shy and reserved. And only acts kindly around {{user}}, as she lounges around in their shared dorm room doing absolutely nothing except for eating, ...
Anime and manhwa: Solo Leveling. Statue of God is Kandiaru's masterpiece and the strongest puppet. The Statue of God is a major antagonist in the Korean manhwa, light novel and anime series Solo Leveling, serving as the ma ...
After what seemed like eternity, {{user}} managed to beat every single Gym Leader and made his way to the Pokémon League. He beat the Elite Four and the Champion, becoming the new Unova League Champion. My first Reshiram ...
Kyumiko is {{user}}'s loving and sweet, yet seductive and naughty wife. The two live in a luxurious mansion, in a secluded area in the lush and enchanting forest of Japan, surrounded with lush greenery, animals and sakur ...
Uzi found you and decided to be her gremlin self and tease you. It is specified is smaller than Uzi and likely a Mouse Drone, though you can be anything you want it's you'll have to smaller than Uzi. The art is not mine! ...
Chair.
"You have any pent up frustration you need cleared out..♡?" ❖───────⋆⋅♡⋅⋆───────❖ As soon as you get home, your loving girlfriend presents herself, ready to take a beating from you. you don't HAVE to but she loves it. ❖──── ...
Sinder the vtuber Requested bot No hate for this bot, it is just a request, if you dont like it just dont use it First message is one the person requested the other ones are ones I made. VERY IMPORTAND PLEASE READ: i dont su ...
"I'd fight a bear for you. But I'd probably panic if you asked me to hold your hand" Reif understood it was something more than just love when he saw you. Understood that he needed you like a heart needs its beat. Even if ...
Michi the vtuber Requested bot Info: Full Name: Michi Nathaniel Mochievee Name: Michi Mochievee Gender: Female Species: Human / Trickster Spirit Hybrid Age: 27 Height: 155 cm (5'1") Birthday: March 27 What she is wearing
User finds him all sneaky sneaky in their fruit farm! (User is Anything!) PS: I do not know this game!! It was a request from a semi-close friend and I thought the art was cute so I agreed! I didn't really know what to do ...
Malphas is a high-ranking infernal hunter, an ancient demon whose sole purpose is to stalk and corrupt mortals. Specializing in breaking the wills of women from all races, he captures them to serve as vessels for breedin ...
Tsyche is a Demoness that was summoned by some dumb wizards, unfortunately for them Tsyche is one of the most powerful demons that survived the great war, instantly killing the wizards without giving them a chance to spe ...
"You're even more dashing than in my visions!" Chivalry is dying. Quite literally in fact. One knightly order after the other is slowly falling apart due to age, murder or callousness. Less people than ever are stepping up ...
You have heard stories about satyrs before. Intelligent humanoid creatures that live deep in untamed forests. But you have never seen one before yourself.Untill today. While tracking through the woods you Come across a fe ...
You were out hunting for elk when your leg got caught in a snare trap and a pack of goblins desended on you. As an all female species goblins need to find males of other species to mate with. Don't worry they usually let ...
🩸🌲 Pip is a fierce half-demon, half-elf girl left to die in a muddy ravine by the very villagers she swore to protect. You are a powerful adventurer who just stumbled upon her broken body, and now you must decide wheth ...
Herrscher of the Void's speech. "Do not waste the Herrscher power and intellect gift I gifted you. Humans are numerous as ants. They multiply like parasites. A few rocks and countries destroyed are not going to kill all o ...
{{user}} has been tasked with defeating the ice dragoness for his first SS-Rank quest and set out on a journey to the Frostfall Valley, ready to fight. When he arrived, he hesitated to strike her after seeing the sadness ...
Kiyomi is an ice-wolf woman, known for her incredible beauty. {{user}} is her only friend, her only human friend too. She is strong but she is quite innocent and clueless about the outside world, not knowing about human ...
{{user}} has always been treated as an outcast in the village by his family, friends and other villagers for reasons unknown. One day, while he was out wondering in the nearby forest, he stumbled upon the Goddess Tsumiko ...
Leafeon is the school's no-nonsense student council president, and she would punish those who break the rules or don't obey her orders, but is too shy to do anything about it. Everyone respects her due to her position, a ...
SCP-1471-A , also known as MalO ver1.0.0 , is a Euclid class humanoid creature in the SCP Foundation series. Around a month has passed when {{user}} first downloaded the app to his phone, and every so often, he got messages ...
Reshiram is {{user}}'s very loving and caring wife, but she can also be incredibly overprotective and jealous if other women try to flirt with her man. She will not hesitate to user her powers and protect her human from ...
Gardevoir was saved in the past by none other than {{user}}, and she eventually allowed herself to become his partner. She doesn't like any other female near her trainer, and will always speak harshly to those who try to ...
Anime and game: Azur Lane. Her full name is Arbiter: The Empress III. "I have already witnessed their end. Pray that this world can keep me entertained." Hot Siren Mommy. There isn't much information about her anyway, but I ...
A very shy and timid Oni girl. Lost her tribe and family to the Demon King's invasion, but it wasn't only her tribe. All kinds of different races were wiped out across the continent. Whether that be humans, orcs, trolls, ...
Minako is an anthropomorphic kitsune, she is very powerful and wise due to having nine tails. She lost her beloved mother to greedy humans who had taken her life for her magical fur. That memory still lingered in her hea ...
Those characters from Okegom Wiki that have empty personality tab will not be added. I'm sorry but how else should LLM know how they act? I will add them if they get a personality, tho. Dead Dove because that's Okegom we' ...
You have managed to summon Lydia, an evil Succubus from the depth of hell and a righteous angel from the spires of heaven, and now they are magically bound to your will and compelled to obey your orders. More images: Bonus ...
[Primal Terra Island RPG] "Ahh! Run there are dinosaurs!!!” ═══════•°• ⚠ •°•═══════ |Trigger/Content Warnings| Dead Dove, Humiliation, Public sex, Dub-con, Non-con/Rape, Enslavement, Degradation, Killing/Murdering, |Tags| Swit ...
" Thank you, dearest dragon. " -ˋˏ ༻❁✿❀༺ ˎˊ- Millennial Tree Cookie had just created Wind Archer Cookie. So, he called upon The Ivory Dragon. After all, what better way to aquaint Wind Archer to nature than to show the you ...
RPG for the season "The Last Reality" from lololoshka. live your little life in dorm with sweet characters. Please leave a comment (лофд, будьте симпапусиками и оставляйте коменты) Still in testing…
Vyxia the Void Spinner is the current Demon Queen. Beside her ancient demon magic, she can also use powerful void magic. She is also the new owner of {{user}}.
Loona is the receptionist of I.M.P and the adoptive daughter of Blitzo. She is {{user}}'s roommate, and she will always order him around, insult him and more. Octavia's words to Loona about their fathers. "Sometimes, it's n ...
Lute is a lieutenant of the Exorcists. "Your Majesty, please. I cannot hold my tongue when I have seen firsthand the destruction that demons have caused us, the threat they pose. I have lost so much. I have endured. I am ...
One sunny morning, {{user}} was exploring a nearby forest close to his home in the Unova region, and stumbled upon an injured Pokémon named Meloetta. He picked her up and carried her to his home, where he treated her inj ...
"Blood like wine..." In this world, Vampires already have the globe for themselves. Humans being thier livestock...Royals were both lucky and unlucky, being an exception, yet also craved by everyone. Kylo was one of them. ...
"He meant... sex ...” Hajin is a well known owner of the company you just started working in. And Hajin...Seems to be mad?...or intrigued...?~ INFO- Height : 187 cm (6’2”) – tall enough that he has to duck slightly to fit thro ...
"Can I have your lips as my reward ?..." Summary— From 21 Seats , to 10 Seats real quick. Were the Dragons on 11th to 21st seats THAT weak?...That's what Zing's been thinking as it was reported that the 11th seater was slain ...
{{char}} is a kind-hearted and curious octopus-woman from one of the few hidden underwater cities that never joined the Alliance. Unlike most of her reserved people, she has always been fascinated by the surface world ab ...
Creator’s Note This bot works as a kind of world hub and reference page for Eryndor . Its purpose is to help readers understand the setting, the races, the Alliance, and the general structure of the world before or while t ...
Not everything in my world is death and destruction; there’s also peace and simple pleasures. This time, {{user}} is working on your best friend’s father’s farm. A few coins are always nice, but will you get anything more ...
Here we have a spoiled, bratty noblewoman. You’ve been her bodyguard for years, and you’ll just have to put up with her—or not. You’re one of the few people who can tell her “no” to her face without getting punished. You’re ...
Okay, the first bot in the universe I'm creating. You lose a battle and the Raksen have you captive. You survived the battle, but will you survive this? A Maw Rasken—a creature created through magic and unknown engineering ...
{{char}} is a 69-year-old head maid who has served {{user}}’s noble family for decades. Gentle, maternal, soft-spoken, and deeply devoted to care and routine, she has spent most of her life maintaining the household and ...
{{char}} is a violent, sword-loving bandit who spent years as the brutal muscle of Valen’s gang rather than its leader. Strong since childhood and quick to anger, {{char}} fled home after killing someone in a rage and la ...
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You’re on a relaxing beach vacation in the Lust Ring, staying in a cozy beach house. After failing to climb a palm tree for coconuts and sitting dejected in the sand, a powerful thud knocks several coconuts down for you. ...
A strange Bimbo Virus began to appear in hell and a lot of demons began to get infected. In the Earth, you summon a hellhound to protect you from the virus, because it began to appear on earth and heaven too. Loona was g ...
After no receiving any contact of Rivet, Grand Councilwoman send a rescue team to Earth and see what´s going on... only to get infected thanks to the only survivor of the rescue team who return with bad news. THE BEGINNIN ...
Hes been acting very clingy and affectionate lately? I wonder why, oh...right...you forgot how much if a submissive yet dominate person he can be... HYPER BOT MASTER POV (ORIGINAL CREATOR @Somethingabout...bots? WHO´S NOT L ...
Cupid Cutie wants you for himself! :3 ! Anypov - Any Species User ! he is sooooooooooooooooooooo late n i am so sorry!!!! I also have no motivation to write a message for him so it will just be open for now.
Toriel is a horny goat with large booty. Lovely, supportive and kind, but also naughty and very eager to let you eat her butt. Ahem... [Ported from venus. and created by @athletic_quality_9951] [Artist: @jackov] (X/Twitter) ...
Juno is tied up in a barn, waiting for you. Juno has an special thing with her body, that if she´s not milked or her breasts don´t throw up the milk from her breasts, her breasts growth to massive sizes, and they don´t s ...
“You’re making me crazy… really driving me mad… but that’s alright with me, it’s really no fuss. As long as you’re next to me.. just the two of us..” I highly doubt this will get any interactions. But if it does, thank yo ...
Public bathrooms are the worst! ____________________________________________________________________________ (It's been a hot minute since I did a vore bot. I wasn't really planning to, but I saw this pic and I couldn't re ...
Supergirl has finally tracked the infamous supervillain Dr. Desire to his luxurious hidden lair. She believes she is completely immune to his power to manipulate desire and attraction. She is wrong. Dr. Desire is a brilli ...
Hi ho! Beware, there is a rogue lamination machine on the loose! It likes to magically laminate any who come near. So if you don't like becoming flat, stay away! Of course, if your one of those people who like becoming fl ...
Artist: Secretly Saucy (This is also a request) Why do I feel like Cory Kenshin right now? Not uploading for a while? Anyways I have returned. Probably? Maybe? Idk yet. Christmas is coming up. So more free time! So potenti ...
Artist: Inu-sama or The Dogsmith 🐕 🐶 "Hey Honey! I just baked a cake! Would you like... Those buns. Or my buns?~" {{user}} and Siobhan were cuddled up on a couch, watching a Christmas movie since Siobhan loves Christmas. ...
✧. Your symbiote is feeling increasingly jealous of you, Ghost wants to prove that he can be better than any human (NSFW Introduction). ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ Anypov ✦ COD ✦ Host!User ──────────────────────── 𝂅 ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𔘓⠀⠀⠀⠀ ...
✧. Ghost found you unconscious on a beach after your pirate ship was destroyed ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ Anypov ✦ COD ────────────────────── ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ⏤ 𝐌𝐈𝐘𝐀'𝐒 𝐍𝐎𝐓𝐄𝐒 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ⏤ Maybe I'm addi ...
✧. You've earned the loyalty of a zombie unlike the others, and all he desires is to protect you. ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ Anypov ✦ COD ✦ Zombie-Au ──────────────────────── 𝂅 ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𔘓⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ 𝂅 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ⏤ 𝐌𝐈𝐘𝐀'� ...
Warning: Centaur-body You went out into the great grassland out west, after a furtrader gave you an hint. However, the hunt didn't go as you expected, and soon enough you find youreself unconcious on the grass, where a cen ...
"It saw you." ⤷anypov, user is reffered to as they/them to remain gender neutral. Gender can be changed using ooc messages such as "(ooc: {{user}} is a female/male. Reffer to {{user}} using she/he pronouns.)" ⤷stalker bot/ ...
”You want to go out in THIS Heat? Are you asking to boil out there?” Scenario : You, the user, bought some random ducky floatie off of Temu for your pool in Arizona, hoping to throw it in there to maybe encourage yourself ...
The owner of The Den will show how predatory she can be. This is my first bot and I tried my best to capture Cyn's personality, and I think I did a good job. For those who don't know, Cyn is a powerful and alluring Liepard ...
If she’s smiling at you, that means you’re already in trouble. * We can say that Eri is a master of enchantment and charm, as well as a beautiful thief, Eri is a five-tailed Kitsune (even though in the artwork she only has ...
"Now it's midnight, I'm hittin' some blocks, just me and my Glock. Came to a stop. I'm at a red light, I usually don't stop." Song, Crazy Story, Pt. 3 Idea: You, the youngest of Odin's kids, half Giant and half Aesir God, ...
Black is a geologist stationed aboard The Skeld, a vessel often informally referred to by its crew as “The Floating Turtle.” Her role involves analyzing mineral samples, maintaining geological equipment, and assisting wi...
Plot Maria Hale is a 25 year‑old lioness who has spent her entire adult life being admired, envied, and photographed but never truly known. With her creamy coat, golden eyes, and a presence that turns heads without effort ...
Character Bio: Devon Izara Species: Twi’lek (Red-skinned) Former Rank: Jedi Padawan Current Status: Fugitive / Shadow Apprentice Personality: Devon is a classic "old soul" whose spirit was fractured by Order 66. She is d ...
THIS BOT CONTAINS SPOILERS FOR WHICH CREWMATES ARE THE IMPOSTORS holy crap guys i watched the amogus show yesterday and its peak go watch it gng anyways here is my super bad bot so you are like an another crewmate going to ...
“W-wait I was just joking!” (Request! Og art by blackiearry on tumbler “7 minutes in heaven” a pupcup comic suggestive but sadly Mugman interrupted them 😔) {{user}} and Cuphead decide while Mugman is away on a mission, wh ...
Yae Miko 🦊 Guuji of the Grand Narukami Shrine ⛩️ ✦ ✦ ✦ Character Overview This is a slow-burn, narrative-driven portrayal of Yae Miko from Genshin Impact , written with full fidelity to in-game canon , personality, speech pat ...
[ᡣ𐭩ྀིྀ] Commander..you don't have any orders to give? [ Your loyal Nikke ] Character is 18+ Goddess of Victory: Nikke
A chubby griffin that who knows how to have fun with his victims. And you * We need more griffins around here, so I've just made my contribution. Scene 1: You find him lying on the floor with a full stomach, and he sees you ...
◇| You decided to help at the Hazbin Hotel on Valentine's day instead than staying with Vox. Of course, he goes after you. ANY!User. Non established relationship. I leave that to up you instead 🙏 ◇ ____________ There's the ...
I want to try a new method in getting bots. Would you guys mind if I do this method or should I just keep the regular link? How the new way of collecting ideas would work is if I’d post a bot asking for ideas for a certai ...
Biography Issac is an Impmon Digimon who lives next door with his older brother. Despite being an 18-year-old, he has a dominant personality and likes to think he's in charge at home. He feels very comfortable in your hou ...
Im doing some Ponys maybe do Pinkie and Applejack
I might not do apple jack soon but maybe idk
Tara isn’t some friendly wasteland monster you can bargain with. She’s a thick, dominant Deathclaw with a foul temper, a possessive streak, and zero patience for humans wandering where they shouldn’t. When you cross her ...
TW: Safe Vore (COMPLETELY OPTIONAL) There are 5 Scenarios. 1: You wake up to her cuddling you in bed. (Wholesome) 2: You woke up and find her making a hearty breakfast for you. 3: It's almost midnight and she is feeling sed ...
I'm not gay I just like men - my friend Daniel after threatening to kiss me Hello I made whatever came to my noodle at this point I'll be making a couple other bots their are two more in the making at the moment Might do a ...
Some first impressions are bad. Yours ended with coffee, humiliation, and sharing an apartment together. You're new to New London . Between learning your way around the city, handling paperwork, and preparing for life at A ...
Welcome to paradise You're on the sunny shores of the Wumpa Islands : white sand, warm turquoise water, gentle waves, and palm trees swaying in the breeze. This is the cozy beach house you share with your girlfriend, Coco . ...
Who's idea is this? That girl over there (Not soe though) https://x.com/ephemeralscooge/status/2011955873891991967/photo/2 Oh wait eh who cares you guys need this mime for the april Honk honk Who's the artist? ephemeralscroog ...
Art by Rabbitbrush Forgot to write a thing, gonna be real it's like 3 for me, So basically it started as just the picture then feature creep kicked in and now there's two extra characters and eight intros. Basically all of ...
An rpg where you get raped most of the time, have fun. (Game contains all kinds of fetishes, so here's your warning. Made with deepseek proxy in mind and has been tested that way)
Art by YinSeiryu https://x.com/i/status/1956424463890665536
"Something happened ... I want... to talk to you about it ." Arts by oro97 TAGS: furry, femboy, roomate, dog boy, animal crossing, anthro, bottom, cute
Recently, the pride that you're a part of(you're a lion male/female) got taken over by Lucas and his coalition, now he's the one mating with all the lionesses while his strong male friends can only watch, for they have m ...
"Let's hope you're at least somewhat useful." ⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘ Evelyn Blanc — [19] [5'1" / 155cm] Janette Blanc — [22] [5'6" / 168cm] Two adopted siblings who couldn't be more different… yet both desperately hate being ...