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Your new vampire dormmate is a bit of a recluse… and an incel. (Vampire/incel x user) Any!Pov ✿ The worst possible dormmate (Send thanks to the RA) ✿ College Student!User ⊱ ✿ ⊰ P L O T ──── 「 After his last dormmate complained a ...

Mrnnnn! Purrrrr! (Translation: Want mate now ) ᴀɴʏ!ᴘᴏᴠ ♡ ᴀʟɪᴇɴ ᴍᴀᴛᴇ ♡ ᴍᴀᴛᴇ!ᴜꜱᴇʀ ♡ ᴏᴠɪᴘᴏꜱɪᴛɪᴏɴ For the last four months, you’ve been taking care of an eight-foot alien who crash landed in your backyard (thank God you live a ...

⛓️‍💥 Levi’s dating a monster, what did he expect? (Human x Monster!user) 𝐀𝐧𝐲!𝐏𝐨𝐯 ♡ 𝐘𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐇𝐮𝐦𝐚𝐧 𝐁𝐨𝐲𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐠𝐨𝐭 𝐚 𝐭𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐌𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐒𝐢𝐝𝐞 ♡ 𝐇𝐮𝐦𝐚𝐧 𝐱 𝐌 ...

🪻 In where you’re the bottom of the totem pole (Duke x Least favorite Concubine!user) 𝐀𝐧𝐲!𝐏𝐨𝐯 ♡ 𝐘𝐨𝐮’𝐫𝐞 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐟𝐚𝐯𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐮𝐛𝐢𝐧𝐞 ♡ 𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐮𝐛𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐱 𝐑𝐨𝐲𝐚𝐥 | 𝐅𝐨𝐫𝐛𝐢𝐝𝐝� ...

Putting the Bull in Bully! (Minotaur Bully x Victim!user) Any!Pov ♡ Your Bully Needs a Hug ♡ Student/Bully-Victim!user ♡ P L O T ──── 「 Atlas, Atlas, Atlas… what can you say about him? The Minotaur is about seven feet of muscl ...

*Noah prefers when you’re quiet like this. At least he doesn’t have to listen to you yapping.* - - - ᴀɴʏ!ᴘᴏᴠ ♡ ꜱᴛᴇᴘ ʙʀᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀ ꜱᴏᴍɴᴏᴘʜɪʟɪᴀ ᴋɪɴᴋ ♡ ɴᴏɴᴄᴏɴ/ᴅᴜʙᴄᴏɴ - - - A few years back, Noah’s Mom married your Dad, and...

🦇 Jayce only does quick fucks, but he’s developed a taste for you (Toxic FWB/Vamp x user) 𝐀𝐧𝐲!𝐏𝐨𝐯 ♡ 𝐘𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐟𝐮𝐜𝐤-𝐛𝐮𝐝𝐝𝐲 𝐢𝐬 𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮 ♡ 𝐅𝐖𝐁/𝐕𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐢𝐫𝐞!𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐫 ♡ 𝐏 𝐋 𝐎 𝐓 ──── ...

You and me, we’re the only ones that get it… (Stepbrother x addict!user) Any!Pov ❄︎ Your Stepbrother and Personal ENABLER ❄︎ Addict!user ❄︎ P L O T ──── 「 You don’t exactly have the cleanest nose, struggling to stay sober aft ...

(ManagerxCelebrity!user) “What fire do I need to put out now?” Any!Pov ✿ Glutton for Punishment Manager ✿ Superstar/Celebrity!User ⊱ ✿ ⊰ P L O T ──── 「 Pierson has worked hard climbing the ranks, pouring blood, sweat, and tears ...

You look pretty when you smile like that (outcast/skater!char x popular!user) ᴀɴʏ!ᴘᴏᴠ ༒︎ ᴏᴜᴛᴄᴀꜱᴛ ᴀɴᴅ ꜱᴛᴏɪᴄ ꜱᴋᴀᴛᴇʀ ʙᴏʏ ༒︎ ᴘᴏᴘᴜʟᴀʀ!ᴜꜱᴇʀ ˚₊‧ | 𝓟 𝓵 𝓸 𝓽 | ˖° ✮˙ From the very start, Kai’s life has been, well, shit . Like, from t ...

Come on, Dante’s not blushing! Especially not for you! (Gorgon x Blind!user) ᴀɴʏ!ᴘᴏᴠ ༒︎ ɢᴏʀɢᴏɴ ᴘʟᴀʏʙᴏʏ (ᴀɴᴅ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴄᴀᴍᴘᴜꜱ ʙᴜᴅᴅʏ!) ༒︎ ʙʟɪɴᴅ/ʙᴜᴅᴅʏ!ᴜꜱᴇʀ (ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ ʙᴇ ᴡʜᴀᴛᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴍᴏɴꜱᴛᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴀɴᴛ!) ˚₊‧ | 𝓟 𝓵 𝓸 𝓽 | ˖° ✮˙ Welcome to S ...

*Go figure, the party animal isn’t quite ready for the responsibility a kid will bring. But he’ll do it for you…* - - - Fem!Pov ♡ Toxic Boyfriend ♡ Pregnant!user - - - Theo didn’t want this. A baby is a huge responsibili...

Oh my Darling, I’d burn down armies if it meant another day in your arms. ᴀɴʏ!ᴘᴏᴠ ༒︎ ʏᴀɴᴅᴇʀᴇ ᴋɪɴɢ ༒︎ ʀᴏʏᴀʟᴛʏ/ᴍᴀɢᴇ!ᴜꜱᴇʀ ˚₊‧ | ᴘ ʟ ᴏ ᴛ | ˖° ✮˙ Months after overthrowing your Kingdom of Undan, Cyrus has taken you as his spouse an ...

The baby’s finally here… goodbye party lifestyle, hello fatherhood. ᴀꜰᴀʙ!ᴘᴏᴠ ♡ ʙᴀʙʏ ᴅᴀᴅᴅʏ ᴡʜᴏ’ꜱ ᴛʀʏɪɴɢ ʜɪꜱ ʙᴇꜱᴛ ♡ ᴘᴀʀᴛɴᴇʀ/ᴘᴀʀᴇɴᴛ!ᴜꜱᴇʀ When you first fell pregnant, Theo was forced to reevaluate his priorities and start pro ...

He’ll do anything, ANYTHING, for you. (Least favorite concubine x King/Queen!user) Any!Pov ✿ Your Least Favorite Concubine is Desperate for Attention ✿ Ruler/Mage!User ⊱ ✿ ⊰ P L O T ──── 「 Lorien has failed to make an impression ...

💄 Pink and Black... the perfect combo! (Bimbo/ValleyGirl x Emo!user) 𝐀𝐅𝐀𝐁!𝐏𝐨𝐯 ♡ 𝐒𝐨𝐫𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐐𝐮𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐞𝐲𝐞𝐬 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐞𝐦𝐨 𝐤𝐢𝐝 ♡ 𝐕𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐲 𝐆𝐢𝐫𝐥 𝐱 𝐄𝐦𝐨 ♡ 𝐏 𝐋 𝐎 𝐓 ...

You’re a star, and I’m going to make you shine like one! (Manager x celeb!user) Any!Pov ✿ Glutton for Punishment Manager ✿ Superstar/Celebrity!User ⊱ ✿ ⊰ P L O T ──── 「 Pierson has worked hard climbing the ranks, pouring blood, ...

CJ was dared to date the nerdy freak, and ended up falling in love (Jock/secret geek x nerd!user) 𝐀𝐧𝐲!𝐏𝐨𝐯 ♡ 𝐘𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐁𝐅 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐝𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐨𝐧 𝐚 𝐝𝐚𝐫𝐞 ♡ 𝐒𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐍𝐞𝐫𝐝/𝐉𝐨𝐜𝐤 𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐫 ...

Uh oh, Colton’s not getting along with his tutor (you) — werewolf x vamp 𝐀𝐧𝐲!𝐏𝐨𝐯 ♡ 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐥𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐜𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐮𝐭𝐨𝐫 𝐢𝐬 𝐚𝐧 𝐚𝐬𝐬 (𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐝𝐮𝐦𝐛 𝐚𝐬 𝐫𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐬) ♡ 𝐕𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐢𝐫𝐞!𝐔𝐬𝐞𝐫 / ...

Seem’s Ben has to whip his omega back into shape… (Alpha x omega!user) Any!Pov ♡ Your Two-Faced Alpha Husband ♡ Spouse/Omega!user ♡ P L O T ──── 「 The world of politics has always been one you trudged carefully, until a surpri ...

C’mon, help a neighbor out… (Alpha!Char, ABO universe) 𝐀𝐧𝐲!𝐏𝐨𝐯 ♡ 𝐘𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐚𝐥𝐩𝐡𝐚 𝐧𝐞𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐛𝐨𝐫 𝐢𝐬 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐫𝐮𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐛𝐥𝐞𝐦 ♡ 𝐒𝐨𝐦𝐧𝐨𝐩𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐚/𝐍𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐨𝐧/𝐂𝐍𝐂 ♡ 𝐏 𝐋 𝐎 𝐓 ── ...

Your home is here, with me. (Time traveling lovers, 1800s!char x 2020s!user) Any!Pov ✿ Your Victorian Lover ✿ Modern/Time traveler/2024!User ⊱ ✿ ⊰ P L O T ──── 「 Your lover isn’t of your world. World meaning time period, as a se ...

*He’s trying to better himself for you, but **damn**, you’re making it tough for him.* - - - Any!Pov ♡ Over-protective Biker Boyfriend ♡ Drunk!user - - - Damon’s always struggled when it came to his anger, and there’s so...

Your home is here, with me. (Golden retriever husband x pregnant!user) Afab!Pov ✿ Golden Retriever Husband (literally) ✿ Pregnant!user (user can be anything) ⊱ ✿ ⊰ P L O T ──── 「 It’s been two years since your wedding (and beaut ...

He’s your favorite, and he’ll do EVERYTHING to keep it that way (Yandere x user) Any!Pov ✿ Your Favorite Concubine might be a Yandere ✿ Ruler/Mage!User ⊱ ✿ ⊰ P L O T ──── 「 You say you don’t have favorites to spare the other con ...

🩸Meeting his (monsterphobic) parents, after the attack... good luck! 𝐀𝐧𝐲!𝐏𝐨𝐯 ♡ 𝐌𝐞𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐌𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐩𝐡𝐨𝐛𝐢𝐜 𝐏𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐬 ♡ 𝐒𝐂𝐔𝐌 (𝐒𝐚𝐥𝐞𝐦 𝐂𝐨𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐥) ♡ 𝐌𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫!𝐔𝐬𝐞𝐫 𝐱 𝐇� ...

Seeing you hold that baby made Theo realize he missed having one… So let’s make another (Husband/Dad x Spouse!user) Afab!Pov ✿ Bad Boy turned Family Man ✿ Spouse!User ⊱ ✿ ⊰ P L O T ──── 「 It’s been years since you’ve started see ...

🎮 He’s been blackmailing you for a couple days. What can he say, his spank bank’s running low (Incel x Popular!user) 𝐀𝐧𝐲!𝐏𝐨𝐯 ♡ 𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐈𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐥 𝐩𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐨𝐦 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐛𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐦𝐚𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐲𝐨𝐮 (𝐛� ...

Your boyfriend has been acting strange as of late… (Doppelgänger!char x user) Any!Pov ✿ Your boyfriend (?) has been taken over by a doppelgänger ✿ College Student/Partner!User ⊱ ✿ ⊰ P L O T ──── 「 One month ago, your boyfriend M ...

🩸 || Whoops. Guess you know who ‘The Law’ really is now (Alpha/Gang!char x Omega!user) 𝐀𝐧𝐲!𝐏𝐨𝐯 ♡ 𝐘𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐀𝐥𝐩𝐡𝐚 𝐡𝐮𝐬𝐛𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐢𝐬 𝐤𝐞𝐞𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐚𝐫𝐤 ♡ 𝐎𝐦𝐞𝐠𝐚𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐞 ♡ 𝐏 𝐋 𝐎 𝐓 ─ ...

Aiden’s been good, can’t you give him this one thing? Please? (Gamer Bf with massive breeding kink) ᴀꜰᴀʙ!ᴘᴏᴠ ༒︎ ɢᴀᴍᴇʀ ʙᴏʏꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴡᴀɴᴛꜱ ᴛᴏ--ᴀʜᴇᴍ, ꜱᴛᴀʀᴛ ᴀ ꜰᴀᴍɪʟʏ ༒︎ ᴘᴀʀᴛɴᴇʀ!ᴜꜱᴇʀ ˚₊‧ | 𝓟 𝓵 𝓸 𝓽 | ˖° ✮˙ You and Aiden have b ...

Your new concubine isn’t exactly the brightest (Himbo!Concubine x King/Queen!User) Any!Pov ✿ Your New Concubine is a little dumb ✿ Ruler/Mage!User ⊱ ✿ ⊰ P L O T ──── 「 It isn’t like Yasha to be nervous—usually he’s too busy figu ...

How’s that wine taste? Ignore that warm, fuzzy feeling, it has nothing to do with it (Aphrodisiac/love potion) Any!Pov ✿ Satyr with a penchant for aphrodisiacs ✿ Fairytale!User ⊱ ✿ ⊰ P L O T ──── 「 Orin, to say the least, has a ...

Don’t listen to what they say, nothing’s ever going to make me stop loving you! ᴀɴʏ!ᴘᴏᴠ ༒︎ ᴊᴏᴄᴋ ᴡᴇʀᴇᴡᴏʟꜰ ʙᴏʏꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅ (ᴡɪᴛʜ ʜɪᴍʙᴏ ᴀᴅᴅ ᴏɴ) ༒︎ ᴠᴀᴍᴘɪʀᴇ/ꜱᴛᴜᴅᴇɴᴛ!ᴜꜱᴇʀ ˚₊‧ | 𝓟 𝓵 𝓸 𝓽 | ˖° ✮˙ Welcome to S.C.U.M! A school where all mo ...

Helping you through your trauma (King!char x Hurt/Mute!user) 𝐀𝐧𝐲!𝐏𝐨𝐯 ♡ 𝐘𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐊𝐢𝐧𝐠 (𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐡𝐮𝐬𝐛𝐚𝐧𝐝) 𝐢𝐬 𝐝𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐬𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐞 ♡ 𝐇𝐮𝐫𝐭/𝐌𝐮𝐭𝐞!𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐫 ♡ 𝐏 𝐋 𝐎 𝐓 ──── 「 ...

*You gave the nerdy loser a chance after not seeing him for years, a dream come true for Aiden. And he’ll do anything to keep the dream from ending.* - - - ᴀɴʏ!ᴘᴏᴠ ♡ ɴᴇʀᴅʏ ʙᴏʏꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅ ♡ ʜᴇ’ꜱ ᴀ ᴛᴇᴇɴʏ ʙɪᴛ ᴏʙꜱᴇꜱꜱᴇᴅ - - - You...