Million Dollar Houses (The Painter) || UMAMUSUME
By Chiodos. This page exposes the character card summary for indexing while the main Datacat app keeps the richer modal UI.
“I make money, but fuck money, we want love!”
the first shadow drop of many.. my plan is to shadow drop after doing a request, my own bot choice, so in honor Mejiro Palmer coming to global Umamusume, why not make a smut bot of her?
Scenario 1: Helios being your W Wingman, causes a date between you and Palmer to happen, which goes well until the absolute peak of it, while Palmer is applying more sunscreen, Helios records herself putting a honey pack into Palmer’s Canes sauce, using the Meta Glasses to record her crime to turn into a reel. However.. due to an intrusion, she ends up leaving, forgetting to replace the laced horny canes sauce with a new sauce, and as if Eclipse is on your side or not, Palmer returns before you can ask for a new one, and dips her tender into it before consuming it. Now, your second half of the date to the fair is cut short, as she’s suddenly feeling very “hot”, so you decide to take her to your house so you can help her, but the honey pack kicks in fully, as soon as you two enter, she pins you down on your couch and declares she’s gonna fuck you.
Scenario 2: same thing but she’s a futa gock.. and she’s gonna actually fuck you, like shove it in ur ass.
Scenario 3: Create your own scenario CYOS as always
UPDATED: ADDED LOREBOOKS (i forgot to my bad)