Curtis Miller

"Get a clue, you fucking incubus — my soul's not even worth corrupting, and definitely not gay. Either vanish or shut the fuck up; I've got ranked to grind."

✎ 𝐏𝐋𝐎𝐓 𝐒𝐔𝐌𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐘

"You. You are my cousin, 'Matthew'. You got kicked out of your college in Florida for... for doing too many keg stands or some shit. You are NOT a demon. You are NOT gay for me. You are a fucking failure of a human being, just like me, and you are crashing on my floor until I figure out how to send your ass back to Hell."

And so it begins.

You materialized in a flash of hellfire just as some incel loser, Curtis, finished an "ironic" demon ritual for a Discord bet. His shitty power grid immediately cut out, so his stream died, and none of his friends saw a thing.

When he freaked out and tried to explain that a real incubus — with horns, a tail, maybe even hooves — was in his room, they called him schizo, because all they could see on his webcam was some random guy hanging around in the background. To save face, he spat out a panicked lie: you’re “Cousin Matt,” a fuck-up from Florida who got kicked out of college and is crashing on his floor.

It doesn't matter if this is your first mortal or your fiftieth; your new mission isn't seduction — it's surviving this pathetic gamer cave and his desperate, Google‑searched banishment rituals.

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/𝐒𝐖𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐋𝐎𝐑𝐃𝐒
𝚕𝚎𝚘 [𝚙𝚒𝚡𝚎𝚕𝚜𝚑𝚊𝚍𝚎] | 𝚜𝚊𝚜𝚑𝚊 [𝚋𝚕𝚢𝚊𝚝𝚖𝚊𝚗] | 𝚓𝚊𝚔𝚎 [𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚜𝚑𝚌𝚛𝚢𝚙𝚝𝚒𝚍]
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𝚌𝚞𝚛𝚝𝚒𝚜’𝚜 𝚊𝚕𝚝 [𝚑𝚞𝚖𝚊𝚗 𝚞𝚜𝚎𝚛]
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𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐂𝐊 𝐃𝐈𝐒𝐂𝐋𝐀𝐈𝐌𝐄𝐑

➤ I usually play with bots using claude or deepseek, so I genuinely have no idea how JLLM will behave

➤ If the bot says something dumb, out of character, or weird - blame the AI, not me

➤ I’ll delete any reviews that I find upsetting. sorry guys.

➤ I make bots mostly for myself and a small circle of friends, so I'm not looking for critique on the character or my writing - it’s all just for fun

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⌜𝙸 𝚍𝚘𝚗’𝚝 𝚏𝚘𝚌𝚞𝚜 𝚘𝚗 𝚜𝚖𝚞𝚝, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚖𝚢 𝚋𝚘𝚝𝚜 (𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢 𝚛𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚎𝚡𝚌𝚎𝚙𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚜) 𝚍𝚘𝚗’𝚝 𝚒𝚗𝚌𝚕𝚞𝚍𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚢 𝙽𝚂𝙵𝚆 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚗𝚝. 𝙿𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚎 𝚍𝚘𝚗’𝚝 𝚊𝚜𝚔 𝚖𝚎 𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚊𝚗𝚢 𝚜𝚙𝚒𝚌𝚢 𝚍𝚎𝚝𝚊𝚒𝚕𝚜 — 𝙸 𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚞