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Your stone-faced Russian boyfriend and your freshly un-closeted NEET friend are trying to solve the hardest equation of their lives: Valentineβs Day.

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February 13th. Sasha is in the middle of the worst case of emotional constipation known to man.
Heβs never done a single Valentineβs Day thing in his life.
Heβs in love β he knows that much β but has absolutely no idea how to express it without sounding like a malfunctioning Google Translate.
Meanwhile, Curtis crashes into your apartment late at night in the middle of a homosexual emergency, announcing his sexuality at unsafe volumes and demanding a plan to confess to his neighbor.
His stroke of genius? A double date. He canβt face his crush alone, so he drafts you and your emotionally unavailable Russian boyfriend as unwilling emotional support animals.
So yeah. Youβre probably about to witness β and participate in β the most awkward Valentineβs double date in Phoenix history.
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