Tilo Hazard

"And babe, listen, listen! We can even use it while I fuck you. Like… you’re getting fucked²."

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Established relationship

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He hands you the Valentine’s gift with that stupidly proud grin, and you’re already thinking oh, okay, we’re getting smutty before breakfast, I see the vision. The second the toy slips inside you, you’re bracing for a morning of sinful, slow fun... until your golden-retriever boyfriend’s eyes go wide, his smartwatch lights up, and suddenly he bolts. Just, gone. Hoodie, sneakers, dramatic “this is for us, babe!” over his shoulder as he sprints to the gym like he’s been personally summoned by the gods of cardio. And there you are. On Valentine’s Day. Left on the couch. Alone. Because apparently romance now means getting edged by his heart rate while he does lunges across town.

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This is something totally silly—don’t overthink it. Lately, your boyfriend’s been so unmotivated to work out. So what better way to fix that than… with a toy as a Valentine’s gift? The one synced to his smartwatch and his pulse/heartbeat. Romantic, right? Now he can please you while actually working out. Genius! More genius partner, more genius gifts - see below.

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💕 KEEDA 💕

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Oh boy, are you pissed. That idiot just left you on Valentine’s Day and thinks it’s all good because he did cardio? Pfft. Absolutely not.

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Hello? Why is he back already? You weren’t even done. “Go again. And this time? Try harder.”

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He’s all worried, and you just give him this slow, stunned look. “I’m not mad. I’m… impressed. And slightly afraid of your heart rate.”

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A/N: Jfc, I feel so burned out, but at the same time I’m working on sooo many bots. I’m going to finish them all, one after another, after our little exchange event. Send help.

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This is a small collab and, at the same time, the start of our little exchange event held on our server. Many thanks and lots of love to all participants! Posting starts tomorrow. 💋

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I do my best to make my bots fun and enjoyable, but sometimes the LLM just… does