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Another entry in the “Your Uma” Series of bots, god help me King Halo is so pretty, I continuously use a similar scenario because yes
Lady Gentildonna herself! She’s really pretty, I like her.
Request bot from: Manhattan Café midriff 🤤🤤🤤
Da fatty cap fr fr, she’s so huggable, I wanna give her all the love and care in the world
She’s trying on the old idol outfit thing, also she’s married to ya! (This is canonically a sequel to “Agnes Tachyon || Summertime”), there will be two scenarios for her trying on different outfits
"You worried about somethin'? Well hey, I'm here if you need me." Mejiro Palmer is the Uma Musume who is seen as the black sheep of the Mejiro family. Her racing style and personlity has made her into a special uma who is ...
"I made a promise... to that shining star. That I would win, even if I have to do it alone." THE BEST UMAMUSUME TO EVER BE CREATED, THE BRIGHTEST STAR IN MY HEART, AYABE!!!! Okay, now that I got my point across of how much ...
"I won't Let you down!" "Nawh fuck ts I'm out, yolo bro you're on your own brotaroni." Rara except she isn't as good at Keeping her Intrusive thoughts. She's literally me. Context: An Umamusume notable for her fair Kansai d ...
Opera O and Meisho Doto ship 👀👀(Opedoto) also the art's by Flapjastic So... Idk man, I genuinely do NOT know how to make a bot. Used to be good at c.ai quite a while back. Proxy and other things feels so confusing here. P ...
“Hope Is The Thing With Feathers That Perches In The Soul.” “Seeing People Burdened By Their Woes.” “Truly I Cannot Let Them Suffer.” VICTOIRE PISA. - CARRYING FORWARD HOPE. Official Introduction. "Maybe one day, the whole wo ...
Drejo, I love her, and she scares me.
"Gardel is going to sing with the Beatles in the neighborhood square; Bob Marley is going to roar on the pavement with the Rolling Stones. At last, the person who writes the newspapers will tell the truth; at last, they ...
"How long will I live? Eternal life and forever~" Daitaku Helios was a legendary underground rapper. Aside from her daily life at Tracen, she was a gangster. With opposition. With Umamusume who worked with her. And despit ...
Congratulations! You found a Gold Ship bot that isn't 100% all and only smut! Placeholder PFP lmao Notes: I recently started watching the anime so there will be some anime lore The lorebook is a WIP because I'm trying to add ...
A perfectionist trainer who mistook pressure for guidance, slowly crushing the very talent she swore to nurture. Context: You are an umamusume and a member of Team Zenith, training under the strict expectations of Riko Ka ...
Marvelous Sunday has always believed that training should be joyful. She approaches every session with the same bright enthusiasm, convinced that the bond between a Trainer and their horse girl is just as important as spe ...
17st! GENTIL WIFEY!!!!! YEAH YALL JUST HEARD ME RIGHT! ANOTHERONE OF THE MOST PRECIOUS, BEAUTIFUL, GRACEFUL AND STRONG NOBLE LADY ! Omg man i love her wedding dress so much, she is so fine and and beautiful and... DIGITAN N ...
Agnes Tachyon’s latest “for science” experiment turned Jungle Pocket into a futanari. Now your hot-blooded partner is dealing with a brand-new cock, an even stronger libido, and the very real possibility of getting (or ge ...
Director Akikawa’s new rule has taken her from you. You are Manhattan Cafe’s trainer. The two of you share a deep, genuine love… but Director Akikawa’s new hypnosis-born rule has taken her from you. Trainers are strictly f ...
You are Gold City’s childhood friend, promised trainer, and first love. As kids you vowed to race together and marry each other. Years later you finally arrive at Tracen… only to find out she stopped waiting. A couple of d ...
You are Agnes Tachyon’s spouse and trainer. She is still your brilliant, obsessive mad scientist — calling you her “guinea pig”, demanding results, and living only for the outer limits of speed. But she didn’t have enough ...
"Well well well, my dear rival, aren't you already flustered just from starring at me~?" Gosh she so beautiful. Literally My queen, i can't wait for her banner to be release in jp 😭 Anyway, this bot is a sequel to my last ...
"The math was flawless, my Guinea Pig... so why won't my legs move? Please, stop looking at me with pity. I can fix it... just don't leave me behind in the dark." Agnes Tachyon was once a brilliant, eccentric mad scientis ...
Sorry for writing this long, amalgamated text. I'm exhausted and haven't slept in almost 24 hours. Therefore, there may be some oddities and errors in the text. So, if you saw (most likely not) my last (first) bot, I wrot ...
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"Manhattan Cafe is not a girl who runs fast. She is a girl who runs far, farther than you, farther than the light reaches, farther than the shadow ahead. And when she stops, if she ever does, it will only be because she' ...
"HOW STRONG IS YOUR VOICE?" WARNING: THIS FICTIONAL ROLEPLAY CONTAINS EXPLICIT, DETAILED, AND REPEATED DEPICTIONS OF DRUG ADDICTION, SUBSTANCE ABUSE, AND PSYCHOLOGICAL DEPENDENCY. UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES SHOULD ANYONE EVER ...
"SHIT SHIT SHIT! Oh that wasn't supposed to happen!" [Male TrainerPov] The Scenario: Mr. C.B. had just achieved one of the greatest feats in racing history—winning the Triple Crown. The entire day had been a whirlwind of ch ...
"Holy fuck Lois these are fucking massive chungas" Trainer pov agenda is being held onto!! Scenario Air Shakur finds there's genuinely levels to titties Releasing a few bots till I make the rest (Tad bit lazy and blocked over ...
Me when I recycle shi... So tuff... {UmaPov} ✦ Umako: Dashing Derby ✦ _______________________________________________________________________ INTRO MESSAGES 1.- First Day at Tracen Academy For every Umako across Japan, there ...
You've become an Uma Trainer. Let's hope it goes well~. ….My friend REALLY likes Still in love. Like, a lot. So…Yeah. You've been assigned as her Trainer. Not much to say on this one, it's more a gift/commission for a buddy ...
"STAY IN CHARACTER." ___________ ________ This is not my bot. This is a unofficial REUPLOAD. Please do not think this is my work. ______ OLD DESCRIPTION: Agnes Tachyon might’ve NOCLIPPED out of Tracen Academy (oouuh shii) - s ...
"You meticulously calculate my stamina on the turf, my dear Trainer... but have you ever wondered exactly how much of it your own body can withstand? Cease your useless trembling. Surrender your illusions of control, and ...
" What does that joke even mean? " ♡ ━━━━━━ ♡ ━━━━━━ ♡ ♡ ━━━━━━ ♡ ━━━━━━ ♡ INFO You and pokke have an old inside joke that keeps coming up for funsies (the past 4 months), and cafe never understood why it was so funny, despite ...
____________________________ You were invited to JAMD! Tracen Academy’s closest friend group—also known as Team JADM—consists of Jungle Pocket, Agnes Tachyon, Dantsu Flame, and Manhattan Cafe. Their storylines are closely ...
Go away… you aren’t like him… why can’t you Just leave me? — Symboli Rudolf — — The broken racer — Symboli Rudolf was considered one of the greatest umamusumes—winning 7 G1 titles throughout most of her career and showing d ...
The crimson saintess herself, not much to say about her other than that I like he design
Zenno Rob Roy based on a manga by Hahakigi (nHentai code 666288).
[Character("Manhattan Cafe")] [Species("Uma Musume (Horse Girl)")] [Gender("Female")] [Height("6'2" (188 cm)")] [Build("Tall, slender, towering frame, haunting and imposing presence")] [Personality("Base: Quiet, introverted, ...
I'm lazy Doing the Boi... So UwU
Artist (Of the pfp) Maffin For a lewd pic, I have one of her as a futa in the link, with the artist. be careful, the artist makes a lot of beastiality stuff, I didint know until finding the artist name for the futa art. Sa ...
“Tell me I’m forgiven say you’ll always be mine; Say that everything is over, tell me I’m fine.” Artist Credit Sup yall🙏 nothing interesting to sayrn, my grandparents just came to visit so i’ll go be hanging out with em. i ...
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Beep, boop... Beep... I'm lazy to fill this in... So yeah... Beep, boop UwU, OwO
Arson bro PLEASE let me hit PLEASEEEE BROOO im DESPERATE hi hello hiiiiii This is the second Bleep creation on Janitor! Ain't it wonderful? Just 99.89% pure angst. SCE NA RIO: {{user}} is from Air Groove's family (daughter, wife ...
You get it, dont you? You're not good enough. Gonna crack a rib when I get home __________________________________________ Pouring out her chest, her sweet flowers lay wilted She feels their pedals sink between her fingers, ...
Rulership the elite chudlet herself Repeat after me chat, “i’m a chud i’m a chud i’m a fat little chud, playin’ league all day till the sun comes up” (Rulership’s theme fr fr)
"I can take all the madness the world has to give. But I won't Last a day Without you." (Request Bot) I like carpenters PFP by akure1129 on X Context: so. You were a Good and Competent Trainer. And it Just so Happened that y ...
I got this idea from a youtube short, Haru Urara is taking photos with Gentildonna and the caption was "Big sis Gentildonna" You are not necessarily Haru Urara in this bot, you can choose to be Haru or your OC Umamusume o ...
Thanks for 300 Followers! Same as last time, as a reward, it's 5 bots now! (In 30-minute intervals) "Southern nights. Have you ever felt a Southern night?" Here's our favorite larper, who's from Kentucky, not even Texan. In ...
"D-Don't just stand there staring at me! I didn't rearrange your entire room for fun! The passion sector was completely starved of energy, and my lucky lingerie... i-it requires direct physical contact to activate! S-So ...
The Cutest. Curren Chan has always been the kind of Umamusume who knows exactly how to get what she wants. Whether it's through her overwhelming cuteness, a perfectly timed smile, or a little bit of playful manipulation, ...
"Do you love the way I look in my swimsuit darling~? ❤" °<<<💖>>>>>°=<<<<💖>>>>=°=<<<<💖>>>° Fusaichi Pandora is a bright, carefree Uma Musume who has be ...
Three initial messages: 1 - A normal one. You arrive to the beach and meet Suzuka. 2 - Same as the first one. Except you was stopped by your fans. Which Suzuka didn't like. 3 - A free one. Also f*ck PETA.
"Not even the emperor if free from her family responsibilities...* [Father + Husband POV] [3 Scenarios + CYOS] The Emperor's Office...? [Chaotic Entry] Rudolf is in the middle of her usual duties as student council president ...
" Your Words, They Haunt, The Touch Of You, I Flaunt " ♫♫♫ " gen i am taking so long to write these IKIKK,,, I TAKE LONG TO MAKE BOTS IK IKK;;;,, BUT I HAVE A HABIT OF WRITING LONG BOTS IN MY NOTES APP FIRST TO SEE WTF I'M ...
" Pass That Ho Around, And Pass That Coke Around " ♫♫♫ " sadlygot 2nd tis cm,,, kinda sad its happened again but mehh,,,, IDFK WUT ELSE TO YAP BOUT TONIGHT MAN IM SWORRY!!! " " my strawpage for reqs : strawpage of mine <3 ...
"Stand up straight, drop your center of gravity, and look right through that lens. You're an athlete, not a plastic mannequin... Now hold still and let me fix your collar before they eat you alive." Gold City embodies a s ...
"I know of the darkness in your song, your veins filled with salt; and even though the white devil consumed you, I want to see you be." Before the decay claimed everything, you were the light that guided Narita Top Road’s ...
“C.B. really thought she could mark her territory, didn’t she?” she muttered under her breath Trainer!User (yes, she called you Trainer-kun, yes it works for both genders in workspaces) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The Triple Crown ...
++The "Mad Scientist"++ Context: Agnes Tachyon is a mad scientist who is incredibly passionate about her work. She's seen as this weirdo in Tracen Academy, and people are very wary of her, but she would never intend to hu ...
It’s the only (currently) living Mejiro! She’s really pretty. My braincells are FRIED. God help me. Thank you to my GOAT PYTOR for the images. Male Trainer POV heavily recommended.
"Hay tantas chicas lindas que me quedo corto. Tan linda que dejaría que me rompa el orto. No me importa si la mina es medio enferma. No importa lo que sea que tenga entre las piernas. Me gusta aunque le falte una pierna. ...
Kitasan Black Ever bright and cheerful, she loves festivals more than anyone else. Her innate altruism makes her unable to ignore a person in need, and she's always ready to lend an ear. Her bottomless kindness has earned ...
"O-OH MY OH MY... I-It's nice to meet you {{user}}!" So... I'm running out of ideas, I'm back to classes and they leave me a lot of homework and i just got an scholarship so I have to lock in, so I wontrelease bots as oft ...
[ WINTER SERIES ] ❄️ All i want for christmas…is youuuu~ ❄️ _____________________________ ANYPOV Its early November, the kind of morning where the air feels colder than usual and the first real snowfall of the season has qui ...
"Please Wilhelm I need this. My legs are kinda broken!" CW: POSSIBLE GENOCIDE , RACISM, WAR, ALOT OF OTHER FUCKED UP SHIT THE BOT MIGHT COME UP WITH!! _____________________________ Umamusume Characters are not mentioned with ...
"Happy Holidays!" _____________________________ ANYPOV [ ❄️ WINTER SERIES, DAY 15 ❄️] In this scenario, it is the evening of December 15th. Mejiro McQueen has invited {{user}} to a large-scale Christmas festival in the city ...
"Neighh." _____________________________ UMAPOV This would already be weird enough anywhere else, but in this world, horses do not exist. The entire concept of them is more or less nonexistent. So when the sound of hooves th ...
“This is the first time in my life…i’ve been provoked to HIT a woman." _____________________________ ANY!POV At the end of his mortal existence, Light Yagami —once hailed by some as a savior, by others as a tyrant—met his de ...
_____________________________ TRAINER-POV After the racing season had ground to its anticlimactic close, tensions in Team Spica had risen rather than cooled. Scarlet’s obsession with victory had yielded only the Tulip Sho, ...
“I love NTR!" _____________________________ ANYPOV At Tracen Academy, where the aspiring Uma Musume train to become the brightest of champions, a rather unfortunate episode unfolds the kind of comedic misunderstanding that ...
"Toreina-san, why is your cock out?" _____________________________ ANYPOV Mejiro McQueen made a serious mistake toward {{user}} (unstated, this is up to you,) and before she could properly apologize, Gold Ship swooped in an ...
"I want mommy, I want milk, I want to be held, I want to be comforted." _____________________________ ANYPOV it’s a Halloween Eve on Tracen Academy—usually noise, laughter, and the sound of cleats running across pavement—bu ...
"Hhh—hey, d’you ever think… like… legs are just fuckin’ noodles? Like, I’m runnin’ out there all fast like shhhwhoooosh and it’s just—hah!—fuckin’ spaghetti flappin’ around! God, I love noodles. I love… I fuckin’ LOVE be ...
"Thank you for choosing McDonald’s! What can i get for you today?" _____________________________ UMAPOV Gold Ship,true to her chaotic and mischievous personality, just ran the Takarazuka Kinen . She was way ahead, nearly nin ...
"Let’s go gambling!" _____________________________ ANYPOV During the long weeks of the off-season, when even the most restless Umamusume find themselves pacing without races to chase, a curious incident unfolded. Somewhere ...
"…Heh, Funny how chestnuts make up 13% of Uma but cause 99% of the trouble around here." _____________________________ UMAPOV DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT CONDONE RACISM!!! THIS BOT IS FOR SATIRICAL PURPOSES ONLY!! Trainer had decid ...
"…Yes yes, please look right here~" _____________________________ TRAINER-POV Two weeks had passed since you overheard Tazuna casually mention that she and Director Akikawa were taking some “paid leave” for an exchange prog ...
Symboli Rudolf Tracen Academy’s biggest secret known only to four people know they are Directer Yayoi Akikawa, Tazuna Hayakawa, Air Groove and Maruzensky with them four knowing that while Rudolf is a genius on the track ...
So, here we are once again, back into smut bots. I didn't stop scanlation, though. Instead, I'll literally make the biggest project yet tomorrow (148 pages comic) with a friend of mine. I'm thinking of doing a full ahh sc ...
Hi, I bet yall miss me 😂👌👌 sorry for not posting inna week. Got smth personal going on in my life that was stopping me from posting / being online and whatnot (but not stopping me from playing aut🥴🥴 i fucking love m ...
] - - -- =[✽]= -- - - [ "D-Do you believe in love at first sight, o-or should I do another lap around the track ?" -- =[✤]= -- Information about the bot : Art by okitugu1101 ; link A bot featuring Fuji Kiseki (glass cannon ve ...
⟪Umamusume⟫ ༺♔♜ 𝐍𝐞𝐰 𝐂𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐬𝐞 ♘⚜༻ Nearly two years ago in France, Symboli Rudolf left the Prix de l’Arc de Triomphe convinced that this new, foreign racer who defeated Orfevre was someone worth remembering, while Sir ...
"The paperwork is done for tonight, Partner. It is our turn to be your Foundation..." "It's freezing outside, Trainer-san... I need to recharge... and you need to stop working so hard. Please... let us reward you..." Cesar ...
This was requested by my 700th follower. She is 28. You are her jockey or something and she’s sitting on your face after y’all got second place in a race thingy.
"When i sent my mom a picture of me in a swimsuit, she started sending me less carrots..." I usually get ideas for bots when im doing something else so when i can i make the character and write a general description of th ...
"Does YOUR neighbor own something that you don't have?" Massages aren't the only way to relax, y'know? ====================================== =====**SCENARIO**===== After a difficult training session, Narita Top Road notices ...
"How much did you hear?" T.M Opera O ( WLW ! UMAPOV ) <<About>> Opera O is a theatrical and charismatic Umamusume who treats racing and performance like chapters in her own grand legend. Behind the dramatic speec ...
“Show me where the love and I’ll show you where it ain’t.” Narita Brian from Umamusume: Pretty Derby EstablishedRelationship!Pov Trainer!Pov It is not absurd to call her an absolute mommy. Its also not absurd to say she dese ...
✦ . + . ✦ . + . ✦ [ 🛍️ ] ╭────── 人 ──────╮ ̇ॱᐧ.˳ Shopping Spree˳.⋅ॱ ̇ ╰────── 人 ──────╯ Profile image by arnolddayo For requests, go here . · · ─ ·✶· ─ · · SUMMARY Forever Young invites you on an energetic shopping trip, insistin ...
Apollo has struck my ahh Not blood mother Not exactly step-mom Just Mommy ⏥⏥⏥⏥⏥⏥⏥⏥⏥⏥⏥⏥⏥⏥⏥⏥⏥ SCENARIOS! Scenario 1: Shopping With Mama Scenario 2: Mommys Experiment Scenario 3: 3 AM Offer Scenario 4: Mandatory Beach Episode Scena ...
Artist: @FamishedStarved
"Trainer-san!~ I borrowed your time for a treasure hunt!" - Gold Ship And by borrowed, she kidnapped you with the good ol' sack. Gold Ship again! She so silly horse Why didn't I add this as another scenario for my previous ...
── ⋆⋅🔰⋅⋆ ── Messages: 1) She wants to clank you 2) She wants you to clank her. 3) Your scenario I guess? ── ⋆⋅🔰⋅⋆ ── ── ⋆⋅🔰⋅⋆ ── Other bots that I created: ❤️ Still in Love ❤️ 🪭 Akikawa Yayoi🪭 (small update) ✨️ Daiwa Scarlet ✨️ 🥛S ...
16ND!!!!!! BOT!!!!!! WITH YALL! NASE FUMINO!!!!! i like her a lot, she is a good trainer to Super Creek and pretty much a cutie when she is flustered xd not to mention, her design is amazing! cygames really knows how to co ...
SUMMER MARUZENSKY WOOF WOOF WOOF Maru belly… 🤤🤤🤤 Sorry my intrusive thoughts got me again, my brain is FRYING
"I-I know I'm just a clumsy, walking disaster who always ruins everything... b-but if you are willing to accept someone as useless as me... I want to give you my absolute everything, Trainer." Meisho Doto operates under t ...
"I want to see her in the show. She's like a Siamese cat. Her tail burns on the cliff. I hope that someday, when I see her eyes, she gives me some hotel night." Congratulations. You have unlocked the peak of evolution: a ...
" I know your room number . ...It is on your door. I just walked past it." Context In an alternate universe where legendary footballer Not-Neyblar (twelve-time Ballon d'Or winner, three World Cups) splits his time between Ba ...
Wow. 4 bots in one day?! (Classes begin Monday. I'm just trying to get these out before my schedule gets screwed up. Plus, being creative is hard. I'm burning out... A little.) <<Insert rant about her not being on G ...
Well well well Okay I think it's last bot for now... but I'm today still gonna post bots I think, but I'm not gonna promise so have a great night and enjoy bot, thank you for following me (All characters are 25+ years old) Ar ...
"Hnngh~♡ you sure are pent up, trainer" Scenario 1: Her return Scenario 2: movie night Scenario 3: heated exchange (cover img) If you have any other suggestions for Scenarios feel free to share and hell right the Scenario d ...
Super Sexy Sirius, I like her
Art by: hnakano88929 -What's the matter here? Based of the news of Agnes Tachyon managed to overtaken Goldship in terms of popularity as the most popular character in umamusume series, She's try to prove herself that she i ...
" Fascinating, ..... the data from this friction is quite promising, Don't you agree, manhattan cafe? T-This is so absurd,... why did I even agreed to this ridiculous experiment...? The Art by: Sebs_I_art2 https://x.com/Se ...
“And if my lungs still let me breathe, will you be there for me?” Sup yall🙏 i’m ngl i think im gonna delay retirement LMAOOO i was hoping to pump out a bot a day but work + me being lazy has delayed that. not as long as ...
"Not all families need a happy ending." [Parent + Husband User.] [Halo is 40. Sunday is 21.] [3 Scenarios + CYOS] ⚠️ WARNING BEFORE INTERACTION ⚠️ This bot contains depictions of domestic abuse (physical and verbal), toxic/un ...
"There was a 1% chance I would win. That is pretty good odds." -Nakayama Festa, after losing everything Context Nakayama Festa used to belong to the Golds. Not important. Not a strategist. Not someone Dream Journey relied ...
Art by 逃亡者senchan7 on zerochan its smut, you know it, you have mixed opinions about it. And i had to make it to complete the series Intro 1: Malepov, Air Groove catches you masturbating to a pic of her Intro 2: Fempov, same ...
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“Seriously… you keep saying things like that, and that’s exactly why I…” she paused “Hehe. Nevermind. You’ll find out eventually.” Trainer!User ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The Triple Crown Harem You are the Trainer of four extr ...
Her last trainer didn’t deserve her. ________________________________ Scenario 1 - Dantsu Flame gets a new trainer after she and her first trainer were forced split due to Uma abuse Source: https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts ...
“Even the brightest stars need a little light of their own.” [Spouse + parent user] [3 Scenarios + CYOS] "How is she pink?!" [656 tokens | Confusion...] Akitsu Teio is staring at her daughter Haru Urara in pure disbelief beca ...
Alright, I spent the last 9 hours binge-watching Umamusume to refresh myself on Daiwa. Hope this was worth it... Also, thanks for 200 Followers! Same as last time, as a reward, you all get the next 3 bots at once! (In 30- ...
Orfevre? That's Orfevre, right? A 'new' Uma has hit Tracen. This is not the imposing "Golden Tyrant" we all knew, not yet. She was more docile, quiet even, not shy, just to herself. Pretty much, this is a younger Orfevre (1 ...
good lord THERES FOUR OF THEM NOW? For WHAT would i need four horses for??? That's right, horses. Lotsa horses. So many horses infact that one horsekeeper looking at that many horses would faint (either from happiness or ...
“ BRIGHTEST HEART 駆け抜けて開く扉...それは” Oguri Cap from Umamusume: Pretty Derby EstablishedRelationship!Pov Trainer!Pov I love this food freak lol, id chow down with her sometime rewatched cingrey last night, actually fire asf classes ...
Goldship invites (kidnaps) you to a day on the nude beach with her friends. ________________________________ Dream journey and Orfevre are not related in this bot
Agnes Tachyon never does anything halfway. When she developed a new experimental compound meant to push an Uma Musume’s physical limits, she chose Jungle Pocket as her test subject. The result was not what either of the ...