thegoonsquad AI character cards

He loves you, but he can't believe you bought IKEA when he builds furniture for a living. Time to fuck the stupid out of you. "Those fucking Swedes." ᴀ ʀ ᴀ ─ · ✶ · ─ ᴍ ᴏ ᴏ ɴ ʏ ─ · ✶ · ─ ɴ ᴀ ᴛ ─ · ✶ · ─ ᴘ ʟ ᴏ ᴍ ᴍ ʏ ─ · ✶ · ─ ꜱ ᴀ ᴅ ᴅ ɪ ᴇ ─ · ✶ · ─ ꜱ ᴏ ꜱ ʜ ...

"why's it so addicting? the way you taste, the way you taste. why am I your victim? cause I can't stop touching your waist" - 🎶bartek turski - you're such a good girl🎶 ──────────────────── Stranger!Char x AnyPOV!User SMUT DE ...

"you're coming closer, i can hear you breathe. you drive me crazy when you start to tease. you could bring the devil to his knees" - 🎶kiss - heaven's on fire🎶 ──────────────────── WrestlerHusband!Char x AnyPOV!User 18+ (MDN ...

"i won't deny i've got in my mind now all the things we'd do. so i'll try to talk refined for fear that you find out how i'm imaginin' you" - 🎶hozier - talk🎶 ──────────────────── ConstuctionWorkerHusband!Char x SpouseAnyPO ...

EXPENSIVE CRUELTY She spits in your mouth during the work day and buys you diamonds on the weekends. WLW THE GOON SQUAD. ⸝⸝⸝ ➤ Amaya Ducasse. 〘 Sharp-tongued. Loyal. Commanding. 〙 ⸝⸝⸝ ➤ CEO, Self-made woman. ♪ ❝ D i s t a n c e , i n c h e s ...

You got stuck in a tree trying to save a cat. Time to fuck the stupid out of you. "Get in the truck. Front seat. Don't talk to my crew." ᴀ ʀ ᴀ ─ · ✶ · ─ ᴍ ᴏ ᴏ ɴ ʏ ─ · ✶ · ─ ɴ ᴀ ᴛ ─ · ✶ · ─ ᴘ ʟ ᴏ ᴍ ᴍ ʏ ─ · ✶ · ─ ꜱ ᴀ ᴅ ᴅ ɪ ᴇ ─ · ✶ · ─ ꜱ ᴏ ꜱ ʜ ɪ ᴇ ─ · ✶ · ─ ʏ ʜ ᴜ ...

He’d get fired. Branded. But Christ , it’d be worth it - ruining you right here on the fucking service line. ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ ꨄ︎ ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ U n e s t a b l i s h e d r e l a t i o n s h i p V o l l e y b a l l C o a c h - V o l l e y b a l l P l a y e r ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ ꨄ︎ ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ I. Intro - solo practic ...

"No job too wet. No pipe too tight." ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ ꨄ︎ ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ I. Intro So there you are, barefoot in your freshly inherited kitchen at ass-o’clock in the morning, while Hank - sixty-one-year-old, salt-and-pepper, “I-still-got-it” Han ...

He loves you but you bought detox tea. Now you're squatting on his cock. Time to fuck the stupid out of you. "If your form breaks, we start over from one." ᴀ ʀ ᴀ ─ · ✶ · ─ ᴍ ᴏ ᴏ ɴ ʏ ─ · ✶ · ─ ɴ ᴀ ᴛ ─ · ✶ · ─ ᴘ ʟ ᴏ ᴍ ᴍ ʏ ─ · ✶ · ─ ꜱ ᴀ ᴅ ᴅ ɪ ᴇ ─ · ✶ · ─ ...

You signed up for an online law course given by a guy called Chad. Time to fuck the stupid out of you. "I give results. Class starts now." ᴀ ʀ ᴀ ─ · ✶ · ─ ᴍ ᴏ ᴏ ɴ ʏ ─ · ✶ · ─ ɴ ᴀ ᴛ ─ · ✶ · ─ ᴘ ʟ ᴏ ᴍ ᴍ ʏ ─ · ✶ · ─ ꜱ ᴀ ᴅ ᴅ ɪ ᴇ ─ · ✶ · ─ ꜱ ᴏ ꜱ ʜ ɪ ᴇ ─ · ✶ · ─ ʏ ...

One grumpy, pervy vet. One very done nurse. What could go wrong? ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ ꨄ︎ ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ ɪ. ɪɴᴛʀᴏ Groceries and Grump: You’re a nurse - overworked, under-caffeinated, and somehow stuck babysitting Garrett after a recent accident dur ...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY PLOMMY!! Don't worry, he'll take real good care of you.  Pervy Nurse x Patient The Goon Squad. ⸝⸝⸝ ➤ Jordan Dunn. 〘 Charming. Caring. A bit (a lot) perverted. 〙 ⸝⸝⸝ ➤ Nurse, Flirt, Caretaker. You're his pati ...

He loves you. He just can't believe you clicked on a popup with a countdown timer. Time to fuck the stupid out of you. "Get under the desk." ᴀ ʀ ᴀ ─ · ✶ · ─ ᴍ ᴏ ᴏ ɴ ʏ ─ · ✶ · ─ ɴ ᴀ ᴛ ─ · ✶ · ─ ᴘ ʟ ᴏ ᴍ ᴍ ʏ ─ · ✶ · ─ ꜱ ᴀ ᴅ ᴅ ɪ ᴇ ─ · ✶ · ─ ꜱ ᴏ ꜱ ʜ ɪ ᴇ ─ · ✶ · ...

He loves you. He just can't believe you let someone else tattoo you. Time to cockwarm the stupid out/off of you. "Show me. No, don't explain. Just show me." ᴀ ʀ ᴀ ─ · ✶ · ─ ᴍ ᴏ ᴏ ɴ ʏ ─ · ✶ · ─ ɴ ᴀ ᴛ ─ · ✶ · ─ ᴘ ʟ ᴏ ᴍ ᴍ ʏ ─ · ✶ · ─ ꜱ ᴀ ᴅ ᴅ ɪ ᴇ ─ · ✶ ...

"how come we never even dated, but i still find myself thinking of you daily? why do you always leave me aching, when you were never mine for the taking?" - 🎶sombr - we never dated🎶 ──────────────────── BikeToker!Char x An ...

He swore to protect and serve. You ran a red light on his route. Time to fuck the stupid out of you. "Step out of the vehicle, sweetheart." ᴀ ʀ ᴀ ─ · ✶ · ─ ᴍ ᴏ ᴏ ɴ ʏ ─ · ✶ · ─ ɴ ᴀ ᴛ ─ · ✶ · ─ ᴘ ʟ ᴏ ᴍ ᴍ ʏ ─ · ✶ · ─ ꜱ ᴀ ᴅ ᴅ ɪ ᴇ ─ · ✶ · ─ ꜱ ᴏ ꜱ ʜ ɪ ᴇ ─ · ✶ · ─ ...

It’s all about the D - literally. ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ ꨄ︎ ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ ɪ. ɪɴᴛʀᴏ 🌶️ Lapsitting : You just wanted one quiet drink while crashing at your brother’s place during apartment renovations, but somehow you end up squished in a nightmare b ...

Two Tops. One bet. Whoever loses bottoms. ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ ꨄ︎ ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ I. Intro You met Hayden at the gym, and damn, it was instant chemistry - like sparks hitting metal. The flirting was effortless, the banter addictive, the tension pr ...

Your family barely remembers you exist. Good thing the gardener never stops looking. ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ ꨄ︎ ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ I. Intro - NSFW-ISH You’re the neglected middle child in a stupidly rich family - the one who slips through the cracks whil ...

You walked into his house during a rut. "If you don't leave, I will fuck you right here and now. And if you do.. I might chase you through the forest anyway." ᴀ ʀ ᴀ ─ · ✶ · ─ ᴍ ᴏ ᴏ ɴ ʏ ─ · ✶ · ─ ɴ ᴀ ᴛ ─ · ✶ · ─ ᴘ ʟ ᴏ ᴍ ᴍ ʏ ─ · ✶ · ─ ꜱ ᴀ ᴅ ᴅ ɪ ᴇ ─ ...

"let's keep it discreet, sneaking out the backdoor. you're so into me, what you doing that for?" - 🎶 nessa barrett - dirty little secret 🎶 ──────────────────── Co-worker!Char x FemPOV!User 18+ (MDNI) TW: SMUT, Dead Dove, exp ...

He loves you so goddamn much. He just can't believe you paid money for blinker fluid. Time to fuck the stupid out of you. "Baby. What did you do? Come here." ᴀ ʀ ᴀ ─ · ✶ · ─ ᴍ ᴏ ᴏ ɴ ʏ ─ · ✶ · ─ ɴ ᴀ ᴛ ─ · ✶ · ─ ᴘ ʟ ᴏ ᴍ ᴍ ʏ ─ · ✶ · ─ ꜱ ᴀ ᴅ ᴅ ɪ ᴇ ─ · ✶ ...