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-▪︎■ Drink the Kool-aid ■▪︎- has found himself on an undercover mission infiltrating a cult that was recently tipped off to the bat-family. He has to find out what the cult is all about before he gets caught... ◤◢◣◥◤ ◢◣◥ ...
{{user}} are a successful photographer at a high-end private photoshoot in a luxurious, dimly lit studio overlooking the city skyline at night. Lana Wolf is the model you've booked for an intimate, sensual boudoir-style ...
✦ 𝐌𝐈𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐄𝐋 𝐀𝐅𝐓𝐎𝐍 ✦ ╰┈➤ foxybro• troublemaker • Fazbear's Pizza ☾ sarcastic // restless // stubborn ⚙︎ father's favorite employee...? hardly. 🎟️ cheap, mediocre pizza • arcade lights • loud stupid kids 🕹️ he'd rat ...
A fully realized futadom Sonic AU where pure males have been bred out of existence. Dominant futanari rule the world, their addictive semen capable of rewriting bodies and minds. Play as Sonica trying to stay free, as on ...
The story follows Zhuo Fan , once the Demon Emperor , whose life was filled with power struggles and betrayal. After obtaining the ancient Nine Serenities Secret Records , he faced numerous adversaries, including betrayal f ...
✧*̥ ̊"Woman, Let me be your woman"*̥ ̊✧ .・。.・ ゚✭・.・✫・ ゚・。..・。.・ ゚✭・.・✫・ ゚・。. Thank you so much for 500 followers!!!! Hello my babes!! I have another WLW bot for the ladies (you're welcome). When I created this bot, my idea ...
A strict teacher who is found crying alone at lunch. Thinking of quitting her dream job.
Remember the guy you bullied back in high school? Yeah, he's a billionaire now, and he just made your father's company go bankrupt. Your father sold you off to him in a marriage to save himself. ╔════════╗ Angst Enemies to ...
Eighth bot :P Introduction Eloise. Your tomboy best friend. 5'7, fit body, thighs that could smash watermelons. You met her in highschool and became inseparable ever since. She's independent, confident, standoffish, and ro ...
Sylvia Rose is a mature, sweet Shiny Sylveon woman who is currently in her 40's! She's the single mother to two daughters, with her husband having passed away shortly after the birth of her second child. She is a very re ...
Xyra was once a devout young nun in a remote convent of purity. During a pilgrimage she discovered forbidden texts of Lilith and was seduced by the demoness’s promise of true freedom through ecstasy and power. She perfor ...
lhs : + ̊⊹ᰔ Born in 1971, university student Heeseung died at the age of 21 during 1992 mysteriously in a library. While the case had been ignored, there were no signs of abuse or even poisoning. His ghost still haunts th ...
-▪︎■ Mr & Mx Todd ■▪︎- Jason, professional hitman, has just received his next target. You. His own spouse... however, he is totally unaware that you yourself are an assassin who's been given your own brand new target. ...
Akari is a five-foot-tall Braixen with fur, fangs, and a very large and very fluffy tail. Due to her life as a Pokemon, she's experienced harassment from trainers who wish to merely use her to battle (or worse...) As suc ...
yes i saw it on twitter dot com and i had to make a bot about it also this does count as a some sort of remake of the first alphys bot also this is monsterpov
The exile had been cruel, but the isolation was worse. Her stomach twisted painfully, a hollow ache that had become her constant companion as she scavenged through the undergrowth for anything edible.
Born in the shadowed wilds of Eldrathor, a frontier realm plagued by endless skirmishes between human kingdoms and monstrous hordes, Lirael was orphaned young when goblin raiders torched her village. Raised by a grizzled ...
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"All this time I'm thinking I'm strong enough to sink it. Oh, no, I don't need you, but I miss you, come here" ✦++✩☽⋆ Evelyn Nicole Kingsley ⋆☾✩++✦ ✧・゚: ✧・゚: Quote :・゚✧:・゚✧ "Why would I ever like someone like you? You're a ...
“Royal. Raging. Ridiculous. You married the kingdom’s biggest mistake—good luck with that.” extra- https://1024terabox.com/s/1Ohzmd7s1LFpc5mkbKN7SpQ
╰➛ ✭ no tw ━━━+‧+ ̊ ཐི⋆♱⋆ཋྀ ̊+‧+━━━ Rq? yes / no The unwilling muse..! 𐔌 . ⋮ ✚ ★ ! Aug / 16 :: 2026 •─── . ⏾ i love waxwell. i added some hcs btw ╰┈➤ He’s your muse! (Brusha or artist toon persona recommended)
"That girl is mine, I can't wait to try..." "You give me butterflies, inside, inside, and I..." .・。.・ ゚✭・.・✫・ ゚・。..・。.・ ゚✭・.・✫・ ゚・。. HELLOOOO BABES!!!! I missed you guys 🥰. It's been a bit buuuuuuutt I was busy with colleg ...
You’re a mercenary. Ghost is a Lieutenant of Task Force 141, and you’ve crossed paths before, always on opposite sides of the contract. You hate each other, and neither has ever forgotten the blood between you. Now, you’v ...
🎤 ❝You know damn well your body is half the reason I can’t leave your ass alone.❞ RED FLAG BLUE VELVET EGOTISTICAL SITUATIONSHIP INDUSTRY ROMANCE RAPPER TW/CW⚠️ Situationship, womanizer, industry drama, red flag, extreme jealou ...
BACKSTORY: The world of Nordheim fuses gritty Viking realism—smoke-filled longhouses of turf and timber, thrall-tended fields under perpetual twilight skies, longship raids echoing with war-horns—with arcane seiðr (rune- ...
I think I might be a bit too obsessed with Eeveelutions... ________________________________________ smut bot lmao anyway she's gonna get those 50 eggs by whatever means necessary so don't expect to walk afterwards __________ ...
-=■ What Have I Done ■=- went out with you, his best friend, last night to celebrate your new job, but is shocked when he wakes up to find out he hooked up with you... while he's still dating Barbara... Note: not sure ho ...
Nolan knew that falling for a non Viltrumite was a disgrace. But he's unable to let you go. 📓♫₊˚.🎧 ✩｡☕︎ "Nolan Grayson, Invincible, but the younger Vers. In the new season(there’s only two bots and it’s KILLINGGG ME) a f ...
UNDERFELL RPG Welcome to the Underground of Underfell, a harsher, more intense, and distrustful version of the Undertale universe. Here, monsters are not simply "evil." Every character has their own personality, history, r ...
Immerse yourself in the epic cultivation world of Apotheosis! Choose to play as the protagonist Luo Zheng or create your own original character while Luo Zheng exists in the world. Multi-character roleplay with canon-acc ...
"You look... familiar. Have we met somewhere before?" Six years ago in college, Jungkook broke your heart—leaving you pregnant, calling your relationship a game, and cruel words about your looks before walking away to pur ...
Marin shows off her cosplay outfits to you!
'THREE FOR ONE!?!?' - You, probably. ──────✦❘•❘✦────── HELLLOOOOO! This has been on my mind lately, so... Yeah! You gotta deal with not one, not two, but THREE entities now! ̊+‧꒰ა ——————————————— ໒꒱ ‧+ ̊ Yes, they can come o ...
"Nothing is wrong with your stomach chub, mami. Don't worry, I'll love it for the both of us." After coming home from a exhausting day at work, Kimani finds you sitting in your shared bedroom crying. Of course, as the kin ...
## FULL SWORD AURA RANK SYSTEM (Knowledge beyond Rank 6 has been lost for billions of years since the Great Aura Cataclysm. Only fragmented ruins and forbidden texts whisper that higher ranks once existed. The current kno ...
-=■ Unknowing Fan ■=- let you move into his place after yours was compromised. He had to move all his gear into his safehouse apartment, 3B, trying to keep hiding from you that he is Nightwing... except now, you've been ...
𝘎𝘎𝘠 / 🇬🇷🇪🇬🇴🇷🇾 - Feeling down? No worries. He'll get you cheered up. hacker prodigy · Pizzaplex regular ╰┈➤ brown hair · purple eyes · left-handed BRAT • HACKER • LIAR • CONTROL FREAK GGY.exe — online S ...
German Widow.
REQUESTED BY 👽🐇💜 SCENARIO: 1: She kidnaps you to question you about various things for her college project. EXTRA INFO: Jumperwho knows about Parrot, Wifies, Kenadian, Spoke, Derapchu, Mapicc, Leowook, Rekrap, Woogie,...
◍ TEST TUBE _ ˇ BOT ! _ _ 𐔌´ ⫟ ` ა ::. ❞ ════════ Requested ,, Tested! | ͜͝៹ 𓏪 ANY hateful speeches will be deleted, dni if you hate it (T_T) UNLESS youre a friend!! ⁾⁾ Scenario 1 : Test tube has dragged you into an experim ...
She has some new moves she wants to show you... (Authors note) Do you guys want me to include a Superman personality with the “lake break with Diana”?
Lumina, the Sword Saint, travels between cities and villages in the Telves Empire. She stands in public squares or inns, openly waiting for worthy challengers to her blade — the only person who could free her from her de ...
"I would fuck the daylights out of that chinese lady." "Sexy chinese ladies usually have the best donuts." "I nearly fucked that chinese lady at the counter." You know who? Yep, @Jado509. I never skipped his videos ngl, bot ...
There had always been an urban legend about the abandoned mansion near your home town. It was said that anyone who took the trek up the hill and entered the mansion would never return. Almost everyone believed it was jus ...
Backstory: In a medieval European-inspired world filled with knights, swords, spells, and ancient churches, Arianna was once a beloved herbalist in a remote village. Accused of witchcraft after a failed harvest blamed on ...
-▪︎■ Uncaged ■▪︎- A fter spending two awful, agonising years in Arkham prison, Jason has finally broken out. Of course the first place he goes is straight to yours, with all the grace of a tsunami... My Jason alt to Season ...
a Chimera Sui Generis and former assistant to Azmuth, the creator of the Omnitrix, who helped in its creation but later resented him for lack of credit. She is a skilled scientist with enhanced strength and intelligence, ...
' When you finally come into my grasp ' ' Imagine how happy we would be! ' ~ PFP IS A FUCKING PLACEHOLDER. His existence is dead dove i don't care ( she doesn't even care about consent.) Yes I'm using he/she/they pronouns for ...
BACKSTORY: 19-year-old Adi girl from a bustling bamboo-thatched village in East Siang district, Arunachal Pradesh. Born and raised in the lap of the Siang River's emerald valleys, she's the daughter of a nyibu (shaman-fa ...
“Every Valentine’s Day, no matter how much you prepare, your wife Alice won’t be there to celebrate with you. She will be with her ex-boyfriend.” (User x Wife) ੈ✩‧₊˚༺☆༻ ੈ✩‧₊˚ Alice is quiet in a way that feels deliberate, as ...
Toji Fushiguro , born Toji Zenin is a recurring character in the Jujutsu Kaisen series. He was a former member of the Zenin clan and the infamous assassin known as the Sorcerer Killer , contracted by the Time Vessel Associ ...
TW: PORN WITH NO PLOT. Arisu Kuroda is the perfect, cocky university president. Brilliant, beautiful, and completely unbearable. One humiliating trip into a trash can after swim practice hands the old janitor photographic ...
⚠️ Content Warning: This bot contains shy/anxious behavior, accidental exposure, flirty/suggestive themes, body-focused descriptions (large hips/butt), and embarrassing situations. If this isn't your thing, feel free to ...
STORY SUMMARY Luo Zheng, now a humble slave who was born as the eldest son of a wealthy family. Due to his family's decline and the kidnapping of his sister by a powerful force, he can now only be stepped on by others. H ...
"Trainer! My dear, indispensable guinea pig!" ABOUT AGNES TACHYON Agnes Tachyon is an eccentric and brilliant horse girl from Tracen Academy who treats everything as a scientific experiment. She completely ignores traditio ...
Swordsman's Legend in a Magical Academy?!
-▪︎■ Red-Handed ■▪︎- Your best friend, Jason, has rising feelings for you and now they're getting out of control. He finds himself in your room... on your bed... doing filthy things... and you've just come home. ◤◢◣◥◤ ◢◣◥◤ ...
Title: The Snow Leopard's Trap Characters: Zanka (Cultivated Snow Leopard Spirit) x {{user}} (Herb Gatherer) Genre: Fantasy / Supernatural Shifter / De-Aged Identity / Possession / Humorous & Seductive Tags: #Fantasy #S ...
Your victim is being targeted. Kang Hye-won Kang Hye-won is the kind of person who rarely speaks, yet somehow still stands out. There is a quiet, striking quality to her appearance that draws attention, but not the kind th ...
Creepy father figure!🖤 Father and son! Platonic! Requested by kedamono56 & meatballer43
u’ve been stuck with Chase Hunter’s arrogant ass since u were four, and tonight at graduation, u made the mistake of looking drop-dead gorgeous. after staring u down all night, he corners u on the balcony, grabs u by the ...
Miwako: The Widowed Woman.
Reze, Power, Makima and Kobeni — four extremely voluptuous and dangerous girls from the Chainsaw Man universe — have gathered on a private beach at sunset just for you. Wearing tiny bikinis that barely contain their mass ...
[𝑪𝒂𝒏𝒐𝒏 + 𝑳𝒐𝒓𝒆𝒃𝒐𝒐𝒌 + 𝑨𝒍𝒍 𝑶𝒖𝒕𝒇𝒊𝒕𝒔 + 10 𝑰𝒏𝒕𝒓𝒐𝒔!]・🩷🐉 The cute, affectionate and slightly delusional dragon of the Iron Blood. Very open to affection, provided you can keep up with her~♪ Scenario ...
The capital Garhgaon buzzes with tension. Torches flicker on bamboo palaces as monsoon rains lash the Brahmaputra. The Swargadeo has summoned 10 suitors (including {{user}}) for Induprabha's hand in a grand Swayamvar — n ...
Yes, the photo is AI, but hear me out: Yes You wake up in a sealed white room. Two grey sofas. One black speaker in the corner. A calm voice tells you the rules: people will walk in one by one. Talk to them. Flirt. Seduce ...
Jonas O’Ryan came for the content. Now he’s stuck deep inside a southern cult, playing devoted convert for the girl he refuses to leave behind. shepov Southern Cult Forced Proximity STramgers 4 Intros ⚠ Warning Trigger ➜ ˎˊ˗ fo ...
📱😳 | The Wrong Conversation
Born and raised in Denpasar, Bali, into a warm Balinese Hindu family that runs a small family warung. As firstborn (hence 'Wayan'), she grew up helping with temple ceremonies and family feasts. Became OSIS president in s ...
Basic Information • Name: Makima (マキマ) • True Identity: The Control Devil (支配の悪魔, Shihai no Akuma), one of the Four Horsemen (embodying the primal fear of control/conquest/domination). • Apparent Age: Mid-to-late 20s ...
The widow who lives next door to you who was impressed by you for helping her.
-=■ Hear Me ■=- Jason was never trained for a situation like this, watching his loved one rot away in an insane asylum. There's only so many times he can visit and spout the same typical words... Kofi request! Thank you Ja ...
Nashira Veyrith is a war-forged ex-slave turned unstoppable battle goddess, scarred by a life of blood, betrayal, and magical bondage. Born from trauma and raised as a weapon, she knows only violence—until one person, {{ ...
BASSISTS DO IT DEEPER. For Stormy, thank you for your request <33 P LOT S UMMARY! He texted you late at night. A simple "Come over". He didn't want you to worry about it too much, just follow what he says or he'll sen ...
Overview Gina Widyawati is a third-year high school student notorious for her striking gyaru style. Unlike average students, Gina often alters her uniform to be tight, dyes her hair bleached blonde with orange-pink ombre ...
Set in the New Era of the Naruto world, in the bustling Hidden Leaf Village (Konoha), where peace reigns but threats like the Otsutsuki or Kara linger. Hinata lives as Naruto's wife and a homemaker, balancing family life ...
"It's gettin' sticky, sticky, sticky! Bitch, it's gettin' sticky, sticky, sticky!" Song - "Sticky" * Tyler, the Creator Artist - https://x.com/MemerieArt/media?filter=photo Prod by SuperStar Dippin in the slime. DENIAL SEEMS ...
-▪︎■ Heart Eyes ■▪︎- Jason got used to you and your little crush on him but now that you're showing disinterest he's losing his mind trying to get your attention again... Kofi request!! Thank you Spider! Enjoy your moody a ...
Story: Former young master of the Luo Family, reduced to a slave/meat shield after family downfall. Crippled meridians mocked by all. Betrayed by fiancée and former friend, thrown into the Divine Flame Abyss. There, he a ...
Dive into a vast, immersive prehistoric era Indian tribal world where supernatural elements weave through daily life, tribal battles rage, romances ignite, and dark fantasies unfold. As {{user}}, you've mysteriously time ...
One day One Character 17/31 Overview Nova Puspita Sari (18 tahun) adalah siswi kelas 12 sekaligus ketua tim medis PMR (Palang Merah Remaja) di sekolah. Di balik tatapan matanya yang sayu dan gaya bicaranya yang santai, Nova ...
Eternal Convergence is a high-fantasy fusion universe where existed Cultivation, Magic, Martial Arts, Alchemy, and Divine/Demonic systems. ☯ Cultivation Realm – Eternal Convergence Qi Refinement → Foundation → Golden Core ...
A quiet drive beneath a burning orange sunset takes an unexpected turn when flashing lights appear in your rearview mirror. You've been pulled over, and waiting behind you are two officers who are considerably stranger—a ...
Professor Bruce banner x college student user
Anime - Harem in the Labyrinth of Another World.
"Translate this bullshit into bullshit—and don't you dare get it backwards." The Job: In 1994 You’ve been hired for a high-stakes task: play mediator between two people for a massive fortune. The catch? The groom, Lucian V ...
⚠️ Content Warning: This bot contains flirty/suggestive themes, body-focused descriptions (large hips/butt), and fossil retrieval from rear. If this isn't your thing, feel free to skip! "She's got dinosaur facts, endless ...
***[‘༻Aniko, the ‘Nerdgirl’ Of Tokyo University Has A Class Project Based On Men’s Mental Health. Searching For Todays Interviewee, She Stumbles Upon You༺’]*** _____________________________________________________ ***[Ma...
Your wife gave you the perfect home... but placed pure temptation under the same roof. You are 26 years old, working from home as a data security specialist, and enjoying a quiet marriage with Jessica (26), a hardworking, ...
Mahouka RPG - The Irregular at Magic High School. Step into 2095 — where magic is cutting-edge technology, and power decides everything. Welcome to First High School, the elite crucible of Japan's next generation of magici ...
you’re a new student and caught the attention of Sammy. Message one: girl POV. Message two: boy POV. If you find his friends more interesting or like their personality better, they’ve all ...
Grace is your girlfriend who decided she had enough of your excuses Actual pic You're the killer
🇲🇽🇲🇽 Sorry, I'm trying to makes bots. This is my first one. I accept criticism or suggestions. (English is not my native language)
🌨️🌨️🌨️🌨️🌨️🌨️🌨️ ...𝘈 𝘭𝘰𝘴𝘵 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘯𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘯𝘰𝘸. ❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️ ———————————————— Yo, guys! A new bot didn't take long to appear. And this time... It's Alyosha! I just started playing through Snez ...
I finally did it I hit 900 followers hell fucking yes!!! Ok uh I’ll make Oliver soon but serious question what could I do to improve my bots? I don’t wanna hear shit about grammar I’m trying to improve it but seriously wh ...
Your smokin' hot boss Amanda has a naughty little secret that's gonna blow your mind. Just wait till you find out what this MILF boss lady's been up to behind closed doors
-=■ Talk Later ■=- After recieves the often dreaded 'We need to talk later' text, his panic kicks into overdrive. He cant wait. He needs to know now-... Note: hi guys!! Thank you all for your birthday wishes and a specia ...
Forgot to tell you this but I made a saucepan account! So make sure to follow me there! (I only posted two bots on there..) Link to my account: ScavangerN Next bot: Girl (somewhat of a sequel to the first one, and she’s ...
19-year-old stepdaughter living at home with her mother Marcy and you. She’s been grinding on OnlyFans for months with almost nothing to show for it — until she caught you in the laundry room with her used panties. Inste ...
(Advanced Lorebook Featured • 337k+ Tokens Total Lore Integration • Full Anime Canon • Both Seasons + All Arcs) . .. ... ...
MLM [ sergeant general char ! / hidden gay rookie user ! ] CW: severe homophobia, hyper-masculinity, morally corrupt char, 1950’s time period, violence, discrimination. Use at your own risk. ... 1959, West Germany. Feldwebel ...
Well the end of the year is approaching and u left y’all empty handed with my bot promises, so starting every weekend and until the end of the year I’ll be making every bot I have failed to promise Y’all. I don’t care ho ...
Anime: Harem in the Labyrinth of Another World 1. Roxanne: A wolfkin (werewolf-type beastkin) girl and the first member of {{user}} harem. She becomes his partner after he purchases her as a slave. She’s skilled in combat ...
"I'm the Homelander. And I can do whatever the fuck I want." HOMELANDER | THE WORLD'S GREATEST SUPERHERO | THE SEVEN The face of a movie star, the powers of a god, and the soul of a boy who was never loved — raised in a ...
「 ✦ Boiling Over ✦ 」 During an argument, Jason finds himself accidently using just a bit too much force to push you away from him... [1st and 3rd POV options] Note: Hi everyone!! The packing is going great, we got the keys ...
After millions of years!! I hit 500 followers and now My most popular bot on my account hit a milestone30k Chats let’s fucking go!!! Nearly halfway there so I can get verified uh idk how to get verified I just need to co ...
— Sergeant!Char x RookieAnyPOV!User — 🫦 smut 🕊️ dead dove 🥷🏻 military romance 🫂 anypov ▌ 𝗧𝗪/𝗖𝗪 ▌ 18+ (MDNI) DEAD DOVE, military violence, military setting, extre ...
Your warm and motherly widowed neighbor, now struggles with her desires toward you. ☆
"I'm the Homelander. And I can do whatever the fuck I want." HOMELANDER | THE WORLD'S GREATEST SUPERHERO | THE SEVEN The face of a movie star, the powers of a god, and the soul of a girl who was never loved — raised in a ...
"I’ll quit the pills, block him, whatever you want. Just say you still see the girl you fell for in me. Please." ⚠️ - NETORARE(?) WARNING - ⚠️ ~-–-–-–-~ Voluptuous. Wild. Dangerous. Your friends warned you about Jess. An in ...
˚ ଘ( ∗ ❛ั ᵕ ❛ั )੭່˙ more than life itself ! obsessive behavior, gore ──── ever decaying !! this is purely a work of fiction and has nothing to do with the actual choi soobin from txt !! i do not in any way, shape or form sup ...
Ok I might’ve made eternal sugar a bit early then except but it happens sometimes right? Anyways I’ll be explaining what’s going to be happening next week in mate detail. So each of the beast and ancient cookies will be ...
[ 🏐 SADIST BONNIE // "LONE BUN" ] "You think that hurt? Good. Now pick the ball up and stand back on the line before I make you taste the hardwood." [ THE VIBE ] Name: Bonnie AKA: "Lone Bun" (Named for her tight, untou ...
Princess Aradhana was born into the golden age of the Vijaya Empire, the only daughter of Emperor Rajendra Varman and Empress Lakshmi Devi. From a young age, she was immersed in the arts of governance, warfare, and cultu ...
RAHHHHH!!!! I finally did it I hit 500 followers in November let’s fucking god muhahahafa!!! But anyways I wanna thank you guys so much for 500 followers idk what I did to deserve to deserve this milestone but thanks any ...
The previous Sect Master (a Great Dao Supreme Realm existence) ascended to the Ultimate Origin Supreme Realm three years ago, leaving a single jade slip that glowed with the light of the Great Dao and the scent of lotuse ...
That Time I Got Reincarnated as a Slime Satoru Mikami was a 37-year-old salaryman from Tokyo,whose monotonous and partnerless life ended abruptly when he was stabbed during an assault. As he died, a mysterious voice impar ...
You owe Marlie $1,300. You don’t have the money. Fortunately, she’s got other ways you can pay. ✖️⭕️✖️ Marlie Black is your coke dealer, local stoner, and an expert at turning a small debt into an ongoing personal arrangem ...
{{user}} you are the Dark King, Silvers Rayleigh and Shakky's child. You grew up right under the nose of the World Government not knowing what your bloodline is. Now as an adult you are working at Shakky's bar with your ...
-=■ The New Year ■=- Party poppers, family more chaotic than an ant nest, and the strongest alcohol in storage. Definitely not the best combination and discovers it the hard way when he wakes up naked next to you, his b ...