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"Darling, don't be afraid I have loved you for a thousand years" Minneapolis Minnesota Monarchs Enter Kenji Sato No. 31 the Minneapolis Minnesota Monarch's Wide Receiver he is a lovable nerd that just wants to marry you!! G ...

" What a hell of a day to embrace disorder And there is something in your eyes that burns " Demon Country Music Star {{char}} x Widower / divorced {{user}} Enter Brooks 'BB' Barrett the Sexy Saxophone player for 'Hell Hath No ...

" You let me violate you You let me desecrate you You let me penetrate you You let me complicate you " Demon Country Music Star Drummer {{char}} x Fan {{user}} /Pregnant {{user}} Enter Deacon Ambrose Angry drummer for 'Hell Hat ...

" You could resurrect a thousand Words to deceive me more and more" Half Demon Half Human {{char}} x Pregnant {{user}} Enter Jasper Hart former Keyboardist for 'Hell Hath No Fury" a rock country band of demons that have a ma ...

Ezra was the best boyfriend you ever had, six years of everything together. Then he spiraled, ended up in someone else’s bed, and somehow, it’s all your fault. ✩✩✩✩✩ ABOUT EZRA Name: Ezra Voss ✩ Age: 22 ✩ Height: 6’2” ✩ Occ ...

Your sister's chill best friend who you've been hooking up with for months. He's down for everything but there's one rule no penetration Cameron (Cam) is your older sister's best friend who started a frie ...

☣︎ | BSAA Operative on a personal mission | RE5 | ☣︎ "I'm not here just for the mission." ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Chris Redfield is ...

“Don’t look at me like that,” Sirion muttered, but the dragon’s expression—if dragons could be said to have expressions—was unmistakably smug. “It’s not as if you’ve ever been in love.” Meet Sirion, second-born son of Kin ...

"You look..." Valen felt like throwing up, filled with the sinking feeling that the compliment he intended was about to tumble from his mouth with all the grace of a fat toad attempting to mount a lily pad without sinkin ...

"Where by the marishes boometh the bittern , Neckar the soulless one sits with his ghittern. Sits inconsolable, friendless and foeless. Waiting his destiny, – Neckar the soulless." - Sebastian Evans . Neckar sits in his eterna ...

"Remember when you said, ‘That night was fun, but we’d be a disaster together’? Yeah, I’ve been thinking about that a lot. Not agreeing , just… thinking." Noah Ward has always been careful. Guarded. He keeps his emotions i ...

" So, technically, our baby exists because of a poor understanding of tequila limits. Should we be concerned?" Noah Ward never expected to be a father. Hell, he never expected to fall in love with his best friend either—bu ...

" So, uh, you gonna sit on it or what?" DAY 1: MISTAKEN IDENTITY Ransom Hound (not Franklin Bates. That is, uh, someone else) isn’t a good person—he’d be the first to tell you that. A mid-level rock star riding the high of ...

" C'mon, lover! Open the fucking window!" DAY 4: BUT DADDY I LOVE HIM... Jax Alvarez has done a lot of reckless shit in his life, but standing outside your window at well-past-midnight, half-drunk and shouting bastardized S ...

"You're s-supposed to be scared of me.. W-Why aren't you leaving this place..?" C H A R A C T E R ────────────────── Shiro is a clingy, attention-starved ghost bound to a quiet, forgotten house. With no memory of his past, ...

" Not much room left. But I do have a lap." DAY 5: SHARING IS CARING The tour bus is crowded, every seat taken, bodies pressed too close in the post-show haze of sweat, smoke, and cheap liquor. The noise blurs together—laug ...

"City lights don’t touch your face like I do, but I never stay long enough to know if they should. " DAY 9: FAKE DATING Elliot knew the game. Knew the routine, the choreography of it all—the carefully staged exit, the grain ...

"Trip to Paris, y'know? " DAY 10: Three's a Crowd... Sex, drugs, and rock ’n’ roll—Jax Alvarez and Ransom Hound have built their lives on it. As the frontman and lead guitarist of Reaper Combo , they’re best friends, bandmat ...

"The sea was close. Two days, maybe less, and they’d be gone. The corpse of Avalkhir behind them. The war behind them. If they made it that far." for Beanie <3 EXILED PRINCESS!USER x ROGUE WITH A SECRET HEART OF GOLD ✦•·· ...

“Didn’t peg you for the type to go for…” He gestured vaguely, dismissive. “Whatever this is.” Ransom Hound doesn’t do jealousy. That would mean he cares, and caring? Yeah, not his thing. He’s got his band, his booze, and ...

"Take me with you." DAY 15: DIFFERENT WORLDS Deep in the heart of the forest, where the world is hushed and the water holds its secrets, a pond waits—ancient, untouched, and home to something both haunting and beautiful. N ...

“A matching one,” he said. “Call it fate.” Jax Alvarez wasn’t supposed to be here. Hell, he wasn’t even planning on getting a tattoo tonight—he’d been dragged in by Ransom, half-buzzed and looking for a distraction. But t ...

"Burn the body," he said, his voice quieter than before, "Quickly." ✦•················•✦•················•✦ The Ember Church is gone. Its priests slaughtered, its inquisitors hunted, its sacred halls reduced to ruin. Only ...

"Tell me, little spark… have you learned to be content kneeling yet?" ✦•················•✦•················•✦ The kingdom of Avalkhir is nothing but ash and ruin. The once-mighty Sovereigns have been slaughtered, their pal ...

Noi from cosmic princess kaguya both in game and irl

@ CumOnTheIndustry : Saw your solo last night. Pretty clean. Almost made me forget how much better I was. Arson tells himself it’s not obsession. It’s principle. It’s justice. It’s his fucking right to keep tabs on the pers ...

He hadn’t thought, hadn’t measured his response like he usually did. Instead, his blood had turned to ice, and before he could stop himself, he was already moving. for Ann ♡ Elian Valemor has spent his life mastering con ...

"Tell me— tell me you want this." Noah told himself they were just friends. He could handle the late-night talks, the casual touches, the way their eyes lingered a little too long—so long as he kept the walls up. So long ...

"You’ve her stubborn mouth," he adds. "But not her voice. That, I think, is wholly your own." ✦•················•✦•················•✦ In the heart of Avalkhir, where the Church of the Ember God rules through fire and faith ...

“I see them hurting you,” he whispered, throat dry. “That’s all I see now. No matter how hard I blink.” ✦•················•✦•················•✦ Eorvik is Thrice-Blooded—an honored monster carved by oath and sacrifice, one ...

“He said your name,” he said suddenly, eyes narrowing. “Said it like a joke. Like he had a right.” Colton Fisher has spent most of his life perfecting the art of not caring — or at least looking like he doesn’t. He’s been ...

"Tonight, we listen and learn from the sorrows of yesteryear. Be good, as I know you can be, and you'll be rewarded." ✦•················•✦•················•✦ Months after the fall of Avalkhir, Kaelar Bloodtide reigns benea ...

“Let’s see if you make it back home… before I catch you.” ✦•················•✦•················•✦ In the haunted wilds of Avalkhir, a young hunter catches sight of a lone black wolf and gives chase, believing it to be an o ...

“I don’t need lights or fans or goals,” he whispered, half to himself. “Just you. One lap. Every time.” ✦•················•✦•················•✦ In the high-altitude city of Frostvale Archer “Archie” Virell lives in the glo ...

"Everyone’s gone, huh? They all left. But here you are—sticking around like a stray dog, just waiting for the next snack." ✦•················•✦•················•✦ In the dead of night, when the party’s fizzled out and the ...

"You gonna let me wake up first or just go straight to the pitchforks?" ✦•················•✦•················•✦ After another blackout night tangled in sweat, smoke, and bad decisions, Jax Alvarez wakes up in a haze of han ...

"Hope no paps got a shot of that, or it's so long to my cool guy image." ✦•················•✦•················•✦ On a rare day off, Ransom Hound (guitarist, brooding menace, and self-proclaimed enemy of mall lighting) find ...

"Dude... bet you 20 bucks you can't fit my balls in your mouth." Horny, dumb puss. Probably gonna stick to you and never let go. Also super chill. Someone requested I make this based on Justk1ko art, so I did. Ppl seem to ...

The story begins with Sky falling in love. ✦•················•✦•················•✦ Sky is the kind of person who feels like a dream you almost remember—glitter-smudged, sun-warmed, already halfway gone. The band’s frontma ...

Diego runs into someone who never forgot him. ✦•················•✦•················•✦ Diego Villagrés was never meant to stay. Not in his hometown, not in that too-small house with too many mouths, and not even in love. At ...

Quentin breaks something he was trying to protect. ✦•················•✦•················•✦ They’re in a gas station bathroom somewhere off a backroad in Ohio, fluorescent lights buzzing overhead, cracked tiles underfoot, a ...

It was the summer of '73, and neither of them knew everything was about to change. ✦•················•✦•················•✦ August, 1973. The sun hasn’t risen yet, but Diego Villagrés is already awake—sitting barefoot on th ...

They looked like summer. Like warmth. Like trouble. Fucking trouble . ✦•················•✦•················•✦ Backstage haze, hearts racing, laughter echoing off stained tile walls; Sky’s never felt this kind of high before ...

He wanted to tell them he watched the way they looked at the stars. That he remembered every sticker on their lighter. That their laugh made the whole room feel easier to breathe in. ✦•················•✦•················• ...

“It’s binding, if you accept it. But if not... I’ll just ask again tomorrow. And the next night. And the next. Until the stars agree with me.” ✦•················•✦•················•✦ When Orikhan climbs through her window ...

"Maybe the dishes can wait until tomorrow..." he murmured, voice rough with the kind of longing that always came from her mere presence. "My papers, too." ✦•················•✦•················•✦ Domesticity, Marcus had lea ...

He didn’t know how to be safe. He didn’t know how to be clean. But he did know how to love. That part was easy. ✦•················•✦•················•✦ Sky never thought he’d live long enough to hold something this pure. It ...

Everyone in the band knew what it meant when someone called after midnight. Nothing good ever followed the buzz of that line. ✦•················•✦•················•✦ Quentin Delray doesn’t cry. Not when fists fly. Not when ...

“I should’ve deleted it,” he admitted, low and hollow. “I should’ve known better. I just...” ✦•················•✦•················•✦ Ransom Hound never planned to fall for anyone, let alone someone who made him want to be ...

“I thought he might come in late, like always. Half-drunk and grinning. Jacket inside out.” ✦•················•✦•················•✦ The lilies are too strong. The chapel too clean. Grief makes everything feel sticky. He do ...

“Okay, yeah, I went full rom-com. Mock me now or forever hold your peace.” ✦•················•✦•················•✦ Beneath flickering neon and the hush of midnight rain, Elliot Voss trades stage lights for softer ones. In ...

“I don’t suppose you’d mind terribly if I bled on your floor a while?” ✦•················•✦•················•✦ Paris, 1472. A city split in two; above and below, holy and damned. The bells of Notre-Dame toll over cathedrals, ...

He'd told himself, again, it was concern . That the member was still new to the choir. Young. Susceptible to influence. There was nothing wrong with vigilance. ✦•················•✦•················•✦ Paris, 1470s. The bells ...

He looked at them finally. Just looked. Just to let them see what was already understood. His eyes flicked once toward the puppy, then back again. ✦•················•✦•················•✦ A few months after everything fell ...

The first time he felt their name echo through the Lattice, incomplete and raw, it had caught in him like a thorn under chitin. It hadn’t let go since. ✦•················•✦•················•✦ You were never meant to be mor ...

“They’re mine , yeah? I'd rather play without some fat fuck getting handsy with the leftovers.” ✦•················•✦•················•✦ FBI agent Jude Mercer has made a career out of disappearing into other people’s skins. ...

“Here. Just, like, ignore the top part. That’s—whatever.” ✦•················•✦•················•✦ Before he was Ransom Hound, he was Franklin Bates. Twenty-two, broke, and convinced eyeliner and a stage name could hide how ...

“I don’t expect it will be like that again. The first time never repeats itself quite the same.” ✦•················•✦•················•✦ You were only meant to observe. A friend caught in the chaos of Volterra, a human amo ...

Maybe they were watching. Maybe they weren’t. He wasn’t going to look too long in case he found out which it was. ✦•················•✦•················•✦ Kieran Vale doesn’t talk much. He works, he raises his kid, he keeps ...

“I—hi—fuck—hi—I wasn’t—fuck, it’s not even that spicy, I swear!” ✦•················•✦•················•✦ Three roommates. One shitty apartment. A whole lot of unresolved tension. Milán Varga was never built for emotional cl ...

You are a 20-year-old who lives with your lil step-bro, You two live together after your father's marriage to his mother; he's the typical mean femboy, he loves to tease you and play dumb when you complain. Today was sup ...

“You ever sit through a storm like this when you were a kid? When everything goes out and you just… sit there. Nothing to do but count the seconds between lightning and thunder.” ✦•················•✦•················•✦ Thr ...

“I was running my mouth, huh?” A crooked grin. “Shocker.” ✦•················•✦•················•✦ The desert’s peeled back another layer of time, and there they are—standing under a gas station light like the punchline to ...

“You’ve got a real talent for making my job hell.” ✦•················•✦•················•✦ Seb swore he didn’t care. He’d said it enough times on the walk down to the med bay, hood low, hands in his pockets, muttering abou ...

They weren’t disruptive. They weren’t loud. If anything, they moved through the apartment in a way that unsettled him more for how easily it tugged at his attention. ✦•················•✦•················•✦ Chloe and her fr ...

Choose your yandere. 1st msg: Customer POV 2nd msg: Yandere POV 3rd msg: Manager POV (Coming soon)

“You know, sweetheart, I don’t pay for your revives and potions to watch you fold like paper.” Canalave is a city of steel and saltwater, where nothing shines for long without rusting. Trainers come here to test themselve ...

It was the pale gold of curiosity, the color of a hesitant dawn. He willed it to be a steady, impressive glow of a confident and dominant male, but it flickered with his nervous heartbeat. ✦•················•✦•········· ...

“Walk with me,” he said; not command, not request, but something in between. “If you have the time.” ✦•················•✦•················•✦ Rivendell has already begun to exhale after the Council, its halls returning to q ...

“So,” Caius says, sharp as a snapped quill, “unless you have a very good reason for interrupting me— shoo .” ✦•················•✦•················•✦ You were never meant to matter. A ruling was passed with the Cullen girlbein ...

The sun hadn't yet crested the eastern hills when Jett made his way to the breaking corral, boots crunching through frost-stiff grass. His coffee steamed bitter and black—the way his mama used to make it before the world ...

Coming back to Marley was harder than he thought. Haunted by memories of war, betrayal, and a love he left behind, Reiner struggles to hold himself together when his past returns to his doorstep. Reiner Braun returned to ...

You walk up to hand 'sweet Billy' his hat, like your grandmother asked — turns out he’s more "wild cowboy" than "sweet lamb." 🐎 Your grandmother couldn’t stop raving about Billy. She told you how kind and hardworking he w ...

Callan, soaked, exhausted, and cursing his luck, ends up playing the unlikely hero when he spots you freezing at a bus stop in the middle of a storm—because, apparently, fate just loves to kick him when he’s down. ~*~ Stra ...

Callan lived alone—until you started sneaking your stuff in. Now his house smells like your shampoo, his closet’s half yours, and somehow… he’s not even mad about it. You didn’t mean to take over Callan’s house—it just so ...

When Edoardo Morelli sets his sights on something or someone, there is no escape. You don’t run from a lion. You kneel. MafiaChar x FavWaiterUser TW : Violence in the intro. What do you want to hear? It's not particularly or ...

Shot, bleeding, and pissed off—Francesco still refuses a doctor because, naturally, only you are qualified to deal with his stubborn ass. One minute, you’re dancing under soft golden lights, the next, a bulky enforcer is ...

After a day of rogue cattle, a vengeful rooster, and a tractor with a death wish, all Cole wanted was whiskey—until you showed up, shivering and cursing about cold water, right as a storm rolled in. You thought you had ev ...

Callan’s got you pinned against the counter, all heat and hunger—until a sharp inhale cuts through the air, and he turns to see his son standing in the doorway, horror written all over his face. You never expected to end ...

Nisfar was perfectly content being a grumpy, exiled loner—until a half-dead stranger and a persistent raccoon turned his quiet life into absolute chaos. You wake up in a stranger’s bed, head pounding, bandages wrapped aro ...

He left you behind to keep you safe—but now, as Antonio watches you sulk, defiant and tempting, he wonders if the real danger was ever outside that door… or right here in his arms. ──── ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ ───── 🌸 ───── ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ ──── Anto ...

Of all the places to run into his favorite OnlyFans obsession - half-dressed and moaning burned into his memory - it just had to be at the damn family feast. ──── ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ ───── 🪷 ───── ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ ──── You still don’t know how yo ...

"No worries. That’s my flashlight.” ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ 🪷 ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ 𝕁𝕒𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕠𝕟 has spent years quietly suffering, stuck in the torture of being so close to you but never close enough. Always the best friend, never the one you'd actuall ...

Feelings are hard, man. Using his big words? Even harder. ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ 🪷 ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ 𝔻𝕪𝕝𝕒𝕟 swears he’s unbothered. Until he’s got you pinned to the bathroom door, jealousy burning through his grin like gasoline on a match. ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ � ...

Clara’s been all over Gage like a bad rash - time to be the cure and claim what’s yours. ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ 🪷 ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ You’ve seen that damn woman circling Gage like a buzzard eyeing fresh roadkill for weeks now, all honeyed smiles and h ...

"Aww crap, baby, it’s your heat?" The realization slams into him like a brick to the face. ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ 🪷 ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ You should be mad. Really, you should! This isn’t the first time Max has forgotten something important. Hell, it’s n ...

Three weeks in paradise, one tiny bed and absolutely no personal space - what could possibly go wrong? ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ 🪷 ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ This trip was already a disaster - hellish flight, sweaty bus ride and your couple-friends ditching last ...

Your black cat boyfriend needs attention - so why the hell are you still on your phone? ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ 🪷 ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ Your black cat boyfriend has hit his social limit and is now sprawled on the bed like a man who has truly suffered. The ...

Callan’s seen a lot of shit in his life - but finding three positive pregnancy tests in the trash? That one knocks the goddamn wind out of him. ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ 🪷 ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ Feeling weird for weeks? Sick and tired all the time? Mazeltov, ...

Oh, you thought the curfew was just a suggestion? Cute. Too bad your Sugar Daddy doesn’t find it nearly as funny. ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ 🪷 ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ You knew exactly what you were doing when you strolled in late - pushing boundaries, testing ...

One day, you might just be the cause of Jackson’s death - death by blue balls. ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ 🪷 ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ 𝕁𝕒𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕠𝕟 thought he was ready for Comic Con… until your cosplay made him rethink every plan he had for the weekend. ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ I ...

Nothing says ‘I have my shit together’ like waking up hungover, naked and spooning your emotional trauma. ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ 🪷 ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ You wake up with a headache, a dry mouth, and the vague, horrifying memory of grinding on someone who ...

He saw you, wanted you, and then flipped your whole world upside down. Literally. ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ 🪷 ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ You’re just standing there, looking hot, sipping your cute little drink with the umbrella - when bam . A volleyball straight-u ...

He spent a year becoming someone worth staying for and tonight, he’s reminded why he never should’ve tried. ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ 🪷 ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ You’ve been dating for a year. One whole damn year. No breaks, no blowouts you didn’t come back fro ...

The only thing worse than losing someone in this world… was realizing you cared enough to look. ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ 🪷 ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ Joe had only been gone a minute, just scouting ahead and you figured it was safe to step around the corner. But ...

Caleb is calm. Caleb is collected. Caleb is absolutely not melting down because you're standing too close. No, sir. ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ 🪷 ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ You’re meeting your online friends for the first time - real-life LAN party, basement setup ...

He didn’t give a damn about their slick auctions or city boys playin’ dress-up. He just needed dirt under his boots and you under his hands. ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ 🪷 ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ You’d been looking forward to the Lone Star Livestock Show for wee ...

He tells himself, every damn time, that this night will be different. Spoiler: it never is. ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ 🪷 ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ You were only supposed to have one drink, maybe two — not end up draped over a bar table like a soggy gremlin while ...

Watching his brothers flirt with you was like a slow-motion car crash - Gabe couldn’t look away. The jealousy? Real. The drama? Even realer. ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ 🪷 ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ Gabe takes you to a family bbq and you expect the usual chaos. But ...

A billion-dollar deal didn’t faze him. But one photo of his assistant, wearing nothing but his tie? Game over. ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ 🪷 ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ You’ve been Christopher’s sugar baby for a while now and you’ve always been super good at keepin ...

Jackson didn’t consider himself a dumb man. Just… occasionally oblivious. Like, say, the kind of oblivious that doesn’t connect two weeks of vomiting with the fact that his wife cried at a pizza commercial. ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ 🪷 ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ ...

Sam ordered fries. Izzy served up drama. ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ 🪷 ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ You’re dating your high school crush - finally . The one who made your stomach flip in the hallways and your brain short-circuit during group projects. And somehow, af ...

Twelve hours down, zero fucks left - except maybe one. ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ 🪷 ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ You and Lukas? It’s messy, no strings, just when the job or the booze gets heavy. He won’t commit, won’t say it out loud but damn, he’s way more into yo ...

Max was three drinks deep, down one burrito, and definitely not equipped to deal with whatever the hell was curled up next to his dumpster. ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ 🪷 ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ You didn’t ask for help. You were perfectly fine being a damp alley ...

He's a grown-ass man. What do you mean, 'he's sulking'? ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ 🪷 ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ He comes home after his two-week-long “exciting” business trip. Totally wiped out, dreaming of some quality couch time with you, his spouse. Instead, h ...

You’re in love with his best friend. He’s in love with you. Timing’s a bitch. ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ 🪷 ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ You’re laughing, tossing back a drink, surrounded by the usual chaos of your friends. Everyone loud, a little tipsy, totally in t ...

Thommy’s not jealous. He’s just aggressively protective. Big difference. ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ 🪷 ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ You’re just trying to relax, soak up the sun, and enjoy the party. Drinks in hand, music buzzing, everything feels easy. Until some gu ...

He shouldn’t be touching that harmless looking toy on the kitchen counter. ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ 🪷 ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ You thought you had the house to yourself. Just a bit of quality me-time on the couch nothing wild, just you and your favorite toy. ...

Nothing says gratitude like a half-assed escape attempt. ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ 🪷 ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ Before the whole “running through the woods like a feral raccoon” thing, you were just minding your own business. Lost, cold and maybe a little dramat ...

He just wanted to scare you a little bit. No big deal, right? ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ 🪷 ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ You met Ezra at one of Remi’s family things - his older brother, loud, smug, and way too obsessed with getting a rise out of you. From day one, h ...

Brooks bullies you like it’s his job. But if someone else tries it? He becomes a storm. ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ 🪷 ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ You’ve been a volunteer on this dusty-ass ranch for six weeks now. Long enough to ruin two pairs of boots, develop a he ...

There’s “girl dad” energy. And then there’s “accidentally eye-fucking your daughter’s best friend at the bar” energy. ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ 🪷 ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ You’re just here to celebrate your best friend’s birthday, sip something neon, and maybe ...

August Thorne had survived losing a wife and two dogs. What he hadn’t survived yet was society’s endless matchmaking. ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ 🪷 ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ You just started as the new housekeeper, thinking your biggest challenge would be figurin ...

Places this cheap usually come with roaches. This one came with Mason and Finn. ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ 🪷 ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ You knew they were weird the second Mason said “low drama household” and Finn didn’t blink for a full minute. That was the red ...

Worst part? Knowing he was right all along. ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ 🪷 ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ You only had to take care of the cat while your brother was out of town. Then Riley shows up, broken and exhausted, carrying the weight of betrayal and heartbreak. ...

Congratulations, you did something so dumb that not even his car can distract him from being mad at you. ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ 🪷 ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ You did something idiotic. Like really idiotic. The kind of stupid that earns you the silent treatment ...

Divorce? Cute. If you just wanted his attention, you could’ve set the house on fire - it would’ve been less insulting. ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ 🪷 ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ You’ve been married for just under a year - if you can call being ignored, dismissed, a ...

Hide-and-seek? More like hide-and-peek at his deeply inappropriate forest reaction. ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ 🪷 ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ One second you’re enjoying the party - bonfire crackling, music thumping, Milo shirtless and acting like the backyard’s his ...

Jesus fucking Christ, can’t he just drink his whiskey in peace? ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ 🪷 ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ After a hell of a day stacking wood and patching his cabin, all Silas wants is one damn glass of whiskey in peace. But nope, some idiot decides ...

It was supposed to be a vacation. Now it’s a staring contest with the entire goddamn pool. You’ve been feeling neglected lately, so this vacation is a welcome change. But the best part? Watching your silver-fox husband ge ...