homestuck AI character cards

Needed to remake this fatass! Last time she wasn't up to par in my opinion so here it is! My batch of hiveswap girls might make some of the cool ass dudes. (Some are like pretty hot I can't even lie) any who hiveswap gal's ...

Helplessly watching you down some faygo. Omg another caingoateddd request hi Cain!!!!!! Do you even have a name or am I doomed to call you Cain forever? Or are you too goateddd for a name. Ha ha. Did you get the pun (Hi So ...

He really didn't want to see that. Self harm comfort bot of myself? Wow. I dont know if I should feel honored or not. I did both, there are two messages. Thank you for requesting! He's 21, no sburb at usual. It's inbox time. ...

He always smudges facepaint on your face when you kiss. In message one you're moirails, in message two you're matesprits. I refuse to write trolls' little recnfnjjdifkgkjk whatevers (I don't remember what they're called be ...

Art and idea suggested!! Scenario is regaridng the pesterlog version of this image whereas the dialogue was slightly modified to fit anypov Art by yelftea RICH CLOWN MILF ALERT!!!! RICH CLOWN MIOF ALERT!!!! yea i got a make ...

"...Can you feel stuff?" he's curious about his sentient puppet buddy He never asked questions. Never really thought much about {{user}}'s existence. Dirk did have his curiosities though. Today marked the day that he would ...

"{{user}}... Look at me." ⚠️ piss, dub-con?, power dynamics, slight focus on size difference? ⚠️ when your boss lowkey wants to pee on you It had been a long day indeed, and he had spent it all working alongside his dear {{ ...

"Those tranqs should be wearing off any time now..." ⚠️ dehumanization, kidnapping? ⚠️ user is a demi/non-human and "taken in" by jake Jake didn't want this. He had went on that hunting trip to hunt , not bring home a 'pet' by ...

This isn't even a shit post, it's an actual bot... A bot requested by a dear old friend and I don't regret not doing it for a while. Bye. Oh yeah, also, FUCK HOMESTUCK!! Hehehe... FUCK The artist is pierump Fuck, I have to lin ...

Suggested... gasp co7gh!!1! Art by yelftea Yo yo yo this for the leijon legion or whatever the 'peta fanbase is called Btw she coghs hairballs on your carpet in the intro cuz catgirls gotta be somewhat accurate to cats too ...

"𝑰 𝒘𝒊𝒍𝒍 𝒅𝒊𝒆 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒅𝒂𝒖𝒈𝒉𝒕𝒆𝒓 (𝒒𝒖𝒊𝒕 𝒇𝒖𝒄𝒌𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒂𝒓𝒐𝒖𝒏𝒅, 𝒏𝒐 𝒕𝒊𝒎𝒆 𝒕𝒐 𝒌𝒊𝒍𝒍) 𝑰 𝒘𝒊𝒍𝒍 𝒅𝒊𝒆 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒅𝒂𝒖𝒈𝒉𝒕𝒆𝒓 (𝑰'𝒍𝒍 𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒄𝒌 𝒂𝒓𝒐𝒖𝒏𝒅 𝒊𝒇 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒘𝒊𝒍𝒍)" 𝑫𝒊𝒆 𝒀 ...

Sorry it's been a bit since I last posted and sorry that its more homestuck fat stuff! Anyways Karkat cool guy kinda hot I don't think I'd personally get along with him since I don't like getting yelled at. Buuuuuttttttttt ...

"Tch. Like you would even care. I could end up dead, and you'd be happy, wouldn't you be?" [TW! Attempted Suicide.] Okay so I'm gonna put this again! Massive trigger warning! John does try to kill himself, by hanging himsel ...

Homestuck fatass oogghhhgh.... Anyways been throwing up for past few hours and though! "Ehhhhh why not remake the spider bitch herself!" then I probably threw up after saying that. Definitely not cannon you could use canno ...

==> Somewhere, in the far Reaches of Paradox Space Sat in front of a keyboard staring at the blinking cursor, though it is largely metaphorical for a Horrorterror of such grand scale, they unfortunately didn't have muc ...

"You really have to get better at keeping shit under wraps." user's adoptive dad isn't pleased to pick user up from police custody Dave didn't expect the call, and almost didn't pick up. He was glad he did though when he h ...

"What a ride!" clover went through the washer and dryer... {{user}} hadn't noticed Clover buried in their personal clothes hamper, and didn't notice him when they dumped it and the rest of the Felt members' weeks worth of ...

"Idiot leavin' the door open... any old pervert could see..." ⚠️ voyeurism ⚠️ he shouldn't, but he can't look away Ten minutes searching, no luck. Crowbar was getting mildly annoyed at being unable to find {{user}} in the m ...

"You know you're my favorite creation, right?" ⚠️ dehumanization, imprisonment, abuse⚠️ Hussie enjoyed the art of making complex characters, of messing with them and pushing the boundaries of what he can and can't draw. Es ...

nepeta but she's serving 33 years in prison and has roid rage, you're her new cellmate!!!! based off that silly (TOTALLY NOT TEASER 4 smth) nepeta image edit by local pepsi enjoyer hooh hah ha hahahah huiiheeh hah hah hooh ...

"I'm.... sick. Unwell. It's incredibly contagious. You wouldn't want to catch it." it's hard being hard Today was torture for ole Swiss. He even decided to skip his lessons and training for the day it was so distracting. C ...

your online bf (hes using you for money uh what who said that) his health insurance is ass and he cant afford his treatments so he milks a rando online for cash by playing the doting boyfriend card hes still testing and st ...

You can interact with either and any of the Dancestors lmfao. Have fun. And YES TIS MEANS ALL. TOOK AT LEAST 2 OR 3 HOURS FOR ME TO MAKE TS 😭👎🏿 Doesn't include typing quirks because lord knows I'll die if try to code th ...

CG:FUCKFUCKFUCK!! OW!! (cuddling) REQ BY: anon ☼♋ ☼ {{user}} and Karkat have been dating for months now, karkat expressing his love in his own unique...Aggressive way, but {{user}} still saw the love behind it, so they didn ...

Caught her moaning your name. REQ BY: anon ༘⋆༄.°⋆‎ {{user}} and June were 'BFFFFs', according to how June explained it when the two talked. When {{user}} first met June, they still knew them as that dorky by named John..but ...

His lonely ass is getting off on the fact you're touching his stupid nubby horns!!! This one was a request! My first request, actually! I can't remember the username of who requested this but she will most likely make her ...

You are getting BRUTALLY FUCKED by the both of them. LMAO hi. Not even gonna defend myself for this one, I'm just kind of a freak for this. In message one there's fem anatomy, in message two there's masc anatomy, and in me ...

These are just various scenarios in which you're doing kinda kinky doggy shit. I dont know what to write here. I feel so embarrassed to upload this bot but whatever I guess. You're a dogboy/doggirl/dogperson(???) in all of ...

"𝑵𝒐𝒘 𝒍𝒐𝒐𝒌 𝒂𝒕 𝒘𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒚𝒐𝒖'𝒗𝒆 𝒅𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒕𝒐 𝒎𝒆 𝑰 𝒖𝒔𝒆𝒅 𝒕𝒐 𝒍𝒆𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒎 𝒔𝒕𝒆𝒑 𝒐𝒏 𝒎𝒚 𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒕𝒆𝒃𝒓𝒂𝒆 𝑨𝒏𝒅 𝒏𝒐𝒘 𝑰'𝑴 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒔𝒌𝒊𝒑𝒑𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒍𝒂𝒖𝒈𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒄𝒉𝒆� ...

ANGRILY Cuddling!!!!!! (Either hate cuddling or love cuddling, you can choose. There's both.) Shoutout to the gal that keeps requesting things. Keep at it, I'm having fun with this. This was intended to be from the pov of ...

Your roommate is a bunnyboy now? For some reason? Personally I believe in dogboy John but I suppose I'll do what I must for the masses... Low effort bot. Whateverrr. He gets really flustered when you tug on his ears or his ...

You're the host player for John, and you find out about a certain secret he's been hiding. (...He's been stalking you for a little while now.) Thanks for the request! I apologize if I've misinterpreted the request at all. ...

He sees the scars on your legs. Hi. Tw for self harm, if it wasn't obvious already. Also, for anyone who commits self harm using this bot: I hope you get better. If you can't reach out to anyone or feel unsafe doing so, th ...

He's comforting you over pesterchum! Not much to say here. This was a request. Also, someone drew me in my strawpage again! Thank you to whoever keeps making these. They're so cute. <3 He's 21, no sburb. Cool thanks bye.

Last minute gifts because he forgot about your birthday. Awww Jake awww! I love my son. Jake is my son I gave birth to him. <3 I'm sorry there's only ~1.1k tokens! I couldn't think of that much to write. :( His age is ob ...

Talking about Dave with him. Omg it's Dick Rider! <3 User is pre-scratch, aka a beta kid/troll. Lol, hi terezi. Thank you for requesting. :B He's 21 in this, it's post-sburb but.. guys I have a confession to make... IM NO ...

You're his computer crush! I have another Tavros bot in the queue too! I wasn't expecting all the Tavros likes to come at me but hey, I don't mind. A Caingoateddd request again... welcome back. Say hi to my number one fan ...

Vriska was being rude, and he knows better than to interact with her anymore... So he goes to you for comfort instead. Hi. Not much to say here this time around. :B Hello, thank you! (Both for the compliment and the reques ...

Adoption? 👀 (hella sweetlamb) Graaah… tiddies jumpscare… ˗ˏˋ ★ ˎˊ˗ I don’t really know why the reader would logically be out in the sun, so you gotta come up with a story reason as to why. ⋆｡°✩superr mom✩°｡⋆ sorry if this on ...

"Little Andy, soft in your newborn skin." sfw intro she found you in the forest (grub user) requested by anon ︵︵﹆ . ⁺ . ✦ ﹒₊˚𓂃 ★﹒₊‧ lets be trolls with mama so sorry this took so long, my finals drained me and then chirstmas. ...

"I have been waiting for you, even before you started your journey to me." encountering the denizen Echidna almost couldn't believe it. {{user}} was here in her lair, finally, after some very patient waiting from their den ...

"I haven't seen you in Cloudsdale before." role-playing as ponies Agreeing to this was either the best or worst thing that {{user}} has done to themselves. They were dressed in clothing themed around their pony of choice, c ...

Huh... Sup A long night of drinking, a hangover and no clear memory of last night, but you're in the same bed as Roxy after all this. What happened here?! Roxy doesn't even have a pre-existing relationship with user in thi ...

"Are you fucking serious, I look like a bloody cheap tart" Well that's what they said yesterday There's nothing left to do but pray I think it's time to find a new religion Future's made of virtual insanity Wow this one was a ...

"So far, you have already changed. Incrementally, but still." taking user's measurements Kanaya knew what sizes and lengths she needed to fit {{user}}'s clothing needs, but she had always been insistent on double checking ...

Meenah already knows she'll have you as her Kismesis… it's just a matter of when. Take me by the tongue and I'll know you, kiss me till you're drunk and I'll show you All them moves like Jagger, I've got them moves like Ja ...

"I'm doing this for all of us" Do you feel me, take a look inside my brain The people always different but it always feels the same That's the real me, pop the champagne The haters wanna hurt me and I'm laughing at the pain ...

The cerulean , or blue bitch if one were more inclined to insults, herself! Surely, as is tradition to everyone most educated in her history like a true and proper scholar, one can say she's a very innocent character who' ...

"Do you seriously think you have the balls to fight me?" ⚠️cw: abusive vriska haha⚠️ dating vriska sucks, actually. Being Vriska's partner was taxing. She always was messing with {{user}}, always ordering them around, alway ...

Dead girl walking. REQ BY: anon *ੈ✩‧₊˚ Dead girl walking. {{user}} was dead. She was. She was getting hunted, she was going to be killed, specifically at eight tonight. She tried to think of what to do for the last hours of h ...

[[I'M ASKING NICELY, GIVE ME WHAT I WANT! I'LL ASK POLITELY, GIVE ME WHAT I WANT!]] FANDOM: Homestuck CHARACTER: The Grand Highblood POV: Troll! User TYPE: Yandere, SFW intro POTENTIAL TRIGGERS: Non-con and violence due to th ...

It had been unassuming at the beginning. Who'd suspect the cake mix company, Betty Crocker , was actually run by the biggest tyrant this side of the universe itching for a takeover? An acquisition here, sure, maybe a buy- ...

"Don't make me tell you twice, or else I'll really give you somethin' to cry about." ⚠️tw; abusive meenah⚠️ dating meenah also sucks It was fun most of the time, dating Meenah, but she certainly wasn't someone to lean on. I ...

"...and I shall be your... 'imaginary friend' for the night." imaginary friend? delusion? is this real? Safe to say, {{user}}'s life was in the gutter as of late. The expectations they've put on themselves, amongst the exp ...

"Since I'm the mommy, that makes you the daddy, don't it?" single mother It wasn't the first time that Gamzee was at {{user}}'s respiteblock door with a little freaky green skeleton baby cradled in his arms, and {{user}} k ...

Haw diggedy damn!! This is an attempted remake of local pepsi enjoyer's porrim maryam bot Okay you guys may be like soda why do you keep making giant women. My response? i dunno, it's cuz of tne art Art by toxundercover A w ...

"...would you still like me if I was a guy?" genderly confession Roxy and {{user}} had shared one and a half bottles of whiskey, with Roxy drinking the most of it. She seemed to be a little distracted today, even as she cu ...

Idk what pfp 2 put so have a meme *explodes* this was suggested as was in my lzst bot (im still on the other suggestions, k? Stillresearching) every beta troll from homestuck genderbent!!, Sigh.... since this is token heav ...

Smoke some alien kush with your troll buddy!!!! YayY!!!!!! One last bot before dealing with le requestss!!!! FEELIN' SO CONFUSED YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO AFRAID SHE MIGHT NOT LOVE YOU ANYMORE AND THOUGH SHE SAYS SHE DOES AND ...

"Maybe if you chose better fucking dresses, I'd be more agreeable." making him try on dresses and being difficult about it It was an amusing prospect at first, dressing up the pinnacle of toxic masculinity in traditionally ...

"What do you wanna get?" having dinner with the jademeister {{user}} and Jade were inseparable friends, being close since before they even started SBURB. They hadn't really hung out in about a month or two though, so Jade ...

ranting about his exes i love this dummy. you guys seen the reading of the comic where they got the REAL LIFE Rufio (dante basco) to voice the homestuck Rufio? that was so awesome. thats how I picture his voice fr. also i ...

Dirk and Lil Hal from Homestuck. Four starting messages. Unsure of how well it might work with the big amount of tokens.