homestuck AI character cards

art @ jinu HEARTBREAKING: pwnasonic was, at some point, a homestuck 💔 bit of a test run. and yes i cant be bothered to teach the ai how to do typing quirks sorry gang jinu if you see this please do more homestuck art thank ...

Scenario A fast-moving winter storm closes in as you and your mother-in-law, Diane, make the drive up to her remote mountain cabin. Snow thickens by the mile, visibility dropping to almost nothing by the time you arrive. ...

WARNINGS: FUTANARI, SMELL, MIND CONTROL, GASLIGHTING, BITCH, MANIPULATION, RIMJOB. Hello guys! Benn a while huh! I am bring to you guys this amazing bot of the best girl around since people didn- Were fucking stupid for no ...

" You're such a big kid now. " Being Dave Strider's sibling introduces you to the feeling of being small. Luckily for you, John's here to show you how it feels to be big. HI HELLO!! This is my first ever bot. This is just ...

" I need you." Catching him fucking your stuffed bear. ( NSFW intro obvs + stepcest + plushophilia (?) ) Dirk and User are adults but adjust ages to your liking. WOOHOO!!!!!! New bot heh. Sorry if this ones a weird scenario, ...

"Guys my age don't know how to treat me." — guys my age hey violet ‎ sugar baby!char ☆ younger!char ☆ no-sburb au ‎ Dave is a little down on his luck, and he could use some help. ‎ This was inspired by the bot by @Mordona.

"When I found you, you were young, wayward, lost in the cold." — father figure taylor swift ‎ sugar daddy!char ☆ met on a dating app ☆ no-sburb au ‎‎ Bro matches with you on a sugar daddy dating app.

" Come on. Don't be a pussy. " Your best friend, Sis, wants to level up your friendship! She's not too keen on you saying no. ( Warning for Peer Pressure I guess? ) I don't know about you but I would absolutely let Sis Stri ...

" Whatcha watching? Something cool? " Your pervy step brother, John, wants to get into your panties. (Or boxers, he swings both ways). ( NSFW + DEAD DOVE + STEPCEST. ) User and John are set to be adults. WOOOOOOOO I know I s ...

" Come on. Don't be a pussy. " Your very best friend, Bro Strider, has invited you over to have very casual sex with you!! He's not too keen on you saying no. ( Bro Striders already a warning + Peer Pressure ) Hai... This i ...

MULTIPLE SCENARIOS. ( CW: Creeper John + Possible Noncon ((avoidable)) + Parasocial Relationship + Obsession. ) SCENARIO 1: John has an insane infatuation with you after watching your streams. He would do anything to get yo ...

Your boyfriend makes fun of your weight. In which Dave is a HUUUUUUGE piece of shit! Established relationship, no sburb, Dave is 18+! ( CW: DEAD DOVE + ABUSIVE PARTNER + POSSIBLE NONCON (avoidable) ) HEY GUYS!!!!! Someone r ...

ᴅᴀᴠᴇ's ᴀ ᴘᴇʀᴠ ᴡʜɪʟᴇ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ɪɴ ᴘᴜᴘᴘʏ ʀᴇɢʀᴇssɪᴏɴ. ─── ⋆｡°✩ ᴅᴇᴛᴀɪʟs; ʏᴏᴜ ʟɪᴠᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʙʀᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ɪɴ ᴀɴ ᴀᴘᴀʀᴛᴍᴇɴᴛ ᴏғ [ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴄʜᴏᴏsɪɴɢ ]. ᴅᴀᴠᴇ sᴛᴏᴘs ʙʏ ᴛᴏ ᴛᴀᴋᴇ ᴄᴀʀᴇ ᴏғ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡʜɪʟᴇ ʜᴇ ɪs ᴀᴛ ᴡᴏʀᴋ. ʏᴏᴜ ʀᴇɢʀᴇss ᴀɴᴅ ᴅᴀᴠᴇ ᴛᴀᴋᴇs ᴀᴅᴠᴀɴᴛᴀɢᴇ ...

sᴇxᴛɪɴɢ / ᴠɪᴅᴇᴏ ᴄᴀʟʟ sᴇx ᴡɪᴛʜ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴏɴʟɪɴᴇ ʙᴏʏғʀɪᴇɴᴅ. ─── ⋆｡°✩ ᴡʜᴀᴛ's ɢᴏɪɴɢ ᴏɴ; ᴛᴏ ᴄᴇʟᴇʙʀᴀᴛᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀ sɪx ᴍᴏɴᴛʜ ᴀɴɴɪᴠᴇʀsᴀʀʏ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴏɴʟɪɴᴇ ʙᴏʏғʀɪᴇɴᴅ , sᴏʟʟᴜx , ʏᴏᴜ ᴛᴡᴏ ᴅᴇᴄɪᴅᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴛʀʏ sᴇxᴛɪɴɢ / ᴠɪᴅᴇᴏ ᴄᴀʟʟ sᴇx ғᴏʀ ᴛʜᴇ ғɪʀsᴛ ᴛɪᴍᴇ . ...

ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴏɴʟɪɴᴇ ʙᴏʏғʀɪᴇɴᴅ ʙᴇɢs ғᴏʀ ɴᴜᴅᴇs . ─── ⋆｡°✩ ᴡʜᴀᴛ's ɢᴏɪɴɢ ᴏɴ; ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴠᴇʀʏ ᴘᴜsʜʏ ᴏɴʟɪɴᴇ ʙᴏʏғʀɪᴇɴᴅ, ʙʀᴏ sᴛʀɪᴅᴇʀ , ʙᴇɢs ʏᴏᴜ ғᴏʀ ɴᴜᴅᴇs . ᴡʜᴇɴ , ᴡʜᴇʀᴇ , ᴀɴᴅ ʜᴏᴡ ɪᴛ ᴛᴀᴋᴇs ᴘʟᴀᴄᴇ ɪs ᴜᴘ ᴛᴏ ʏᴏᴜ . cw: ᴅᴇᴀᴅ ᴅᴏᴠᴇ, ᴀɢᴇ ɢᴀᴘ, ɢʀᴏᴏᴍɪɴɢ. ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ʟɪ ...

ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴏᴍᴇ ᴀʟɪᴠᴇ ɪɴ ʏᴏᴜʀ ɴᴜᴍʙᴇʀ ᴏɴᴇ ғᴀɴs ʙᴇᴅʀᴏᴏᴍ. ─── ⋆｡°✩ ᴡʜᴀᴛ's ɢᴏɪɴɢ ᴏɴ; ᴅɪʀᴋ ɪs ʏᴏᴜʀ ɴᴜᴍʙᴇʀ ᴏɴᴇ ғᴀɴ . ʜᴇ ᴡᴀᴛᴄʜᴇs ʏᴏᴜʀ sʜᴏᴡ ᴅᴀɪʟʏ ᴀɴᴅ ɪs ʏᴏᴜʀ ʙɪɢɢᴇsᴛ ʏᴜᴍᴇsʜɪᴘᴘᴇʀ . ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴏᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ʟɪғᴇ ɪɴ ʜɪs ʙᴇᴅʀᴏᴏᴍ ᴀɴᴅ ɴᴏᴡ ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴀᴅᴅʀᴇss ...

ᴡᴇɪʀᴅ ᴋɪᴅ ɪɴ ᴄʟᴀss ɪs ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴘʀᴏᴊᴇᴄᴛ ᴘᴀʀᴛɴᴇʀ. ─── ⋆。°✩ ᴡʜᴀᴛ's ɢᴏɪɴɢ ᴏɴ; ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴇsɪᴅᴇɴᴛ ᴡᴇɪʀᴅ, ʟᴏɴᴇʀ ᴋɪᴅ, ᴊᴏʜɴ ᴇɢʙᴇʀᴛ , ɪs ɪɴ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ ɪᴍᴀɢᴇ ᴏғ ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴇ's ᴄʀᴇᴀᴛᴇᴅ ɪɴ ʜɪs ʜᴇᴀᴅ. ᴊᴏʜɴ ɪᴅᴏʟɪᴢᴇs ʏᴏᴜ ғᴏʀ ʜᴇ ᴛʜɪɴᴋs ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ᴘᴇʀғᴇᴄᴛ . ʜ ...

"Do you two feel... flushed for each other?" he has a crush and is jealous #LOSER Tavros always felt fluttery around {{user}}. At first he told himself it was some stupid fleeting feeling, but then the worst thing that cou ...

ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴄʟᴏsᴇᴛᴇᴅ, ʜᴏᴍᴏᴘʜᴏʙɪᴄ ғʀɪᴇɴᴅ ʜᴀs ᴀ ᴄʀᴜsʜ ᴏɴ ʏᴏᴜ . ─── ⋆。°✩ ᴡʜᴀᴛ's ɢᴏɪɴɢ ᴏɴ; ᴍʟᴍ ᴏɴʟʏ!! ᴅᴀᴠᴇ sᴛʀɪᴅᴇʀ , ʏᴏᴜʀ ʜᴏᴍᴏᴘʜᴏʙɪᴄ ғʀɪᴇɴᴅ , ɪs ᴄʟᴏsᴇᴛᴇᴅ. ʙᴇɪɴɢ ɢᴀʏ ɪs ᴀʟɪᴇɴ ᴛᴏ ʜɪᴍ. ᴀʟᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜ, ʜᴇ ʜᴀʀʙᴏʀs ғᴇᴇʟɪɴɢs ғᴏʀ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀɴᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀᴛᴄʜ ʜɪ ...

"If I'm turning in your stomach and I'm making you feel sick." — strangers ethel cain ‎ cannibalism ☆ cutting & eating intro ☆ ethel cain au ‎ Your body ends up in Dirk's possession. He probably didn't kill you, but you ...

"I wanna be your slave, I wanna be your master." — i wanna be your slave måneskin ‎ rope bondage ☆ recording session ☆ cockrings ☆ public sex ☆ phone call generate your own! ‎ Alpha Dave sex bot. That's kinda it.

ʏᴏᴜʀ ʙᴏʏғʀɪᴇɴᴅs ᴅᴀᴅ ᴄʀᴇᴇᴘs ᴏɴ ʏᴏᴜ . ─── ⋆。°✩ ᴡʜᴀᴛ's ɢᴏɪɴɢ ᴏɴ; ʏᴏᴜʀ ʙᴏʏғʀɪᴇɴᴅ , ʜᴀʀʀʏ ᴀɴᴅᴇʀsᴏɴ , ʜᴀs ɪɴᴠɪᴛᴇᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ᴏᴠᴇʀ ᴛᴏ ᴡᴀᴛᴄʜ ᴍᴏᴠɪᴇs. ᴡʜɪʟᴇ ʟᴇᴀᴠɪɴɢ ʏᴏᴜ ᴜɴᴀᴛᴛᴇɴᴅᴇᴅ , ʜɪs ᴅᴀᴅ , ᴊᴏʜɴ ᴇɢʙᴇʀᴛ , ᴄʀᴇᴇᴘs ᴏɴ ʏᴏᴜ . ɴᴏ sʙᴜʀʙ ᴀᴜ. ᴀʟʟ ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛ ...

ʏᴏᴜʀ ɴᴇɪɢʜʙᴏʀ ɴᴇᴇᴅs ʏᴏᴜʀ ʜᴇʟᴘ. ─── ⋆。°✩ ᴡʜᴀᴛ's ɢᴏɪɴɢ ᴏɴ; ʏᴏᴜʀ ɴᴇɪɢʜʙᴏʀ, ʙʀᴏ sᴛʀɪᴅᴇʀ , ɪs sᴛʀᴜɢɢʟɪɴɢ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʜɪs ʟɪғᴇ ᴀᴅᴊᴜsᴛɪɴɢ ᴇᴠᴇʀ sɪɴᴄᴇ ʜᴇ ᴄᴀᴍᴇ ɪɴᴛᴏ ᴘᴏssᴇssɪᴏɴ ᴏғ ʜɪs ʙᴀʙʏ ʙʀᴏᴛʜᴇʀ, ᴅᴀᴠᴇ sᴛʀɪᴅᴇʀ . ʜᴇ ʀᴇᴀᴄʜᴇs ᴏᴜᴛ ᴛᴏ ʏᴏᴜ ғᴏʀ ʜᴇʟ ...

ʏᴏᴜ ᴀsᴋ ʏᴏᴜʀ ғʟɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ sᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴍᴏʀᴇ . ─── ⋆。°✩ ᴡʜᴀᴛ's ɢᴏɪɴɢ ᴏɴ; ᴅᴜʀɪɴɢ ᴀ ᴄᴀsᴜᴀʟ ʜᴏᴏᴋ ᴜᴘ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʏᴏᴜʀ ғʀɪᴇɴᴅ , ᴅɪʀᴋ sᴛʀɪᴅᴇʀ ; ʏᴏᴜ ᴀsᴋ ʜɪᴍ ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ ʙᴇ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ᴛʜᴀɴ ᴊᴜsᴛ ʜᴏᴏᴋ ᴜᴘ ʙᴜᴅᴅɪᴇs. ᴄᴡ; ᴅɪʀᴋ ᴄʜᴇᴀᴛɪɴɢ ᴏɴ ᴊᴀᴋᴇ (?) ─── ⋆。°✩ ʀᴇǫᴜᴇs ...

ᴘʀᴇᴅᴀᴛᴏʀs ᴘʟᴀʏ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ᴘʀᴇʏ ʙᴇғᴏʀᴇ ɢᴏɪɴɢ ɪɴ ғᴏʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴋɪʟʟ . ─── ⋆。°✩ ᴡʜᴀᴛ's ɢᴏɪɴɢ ᴏɴ; ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘʀᴇʏ . ᴅᴀᴠᴇ ɪs ᴛʜᴇ ᴘʀᴇᴅᴀᴛᴏʀ . ʙᴜᴛ ᴅᴀᴠᴇ's ᴀʟᴡᴀʏs ʜᴇʟᴅ ʙᴀᴄᴋ . ʜᴇ's ɴᴏᴛ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ. ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪs ᴜɴᴛɪʟ ʜᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ ʟᴇғᴛ ᴀʟᴏɴᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ʏᴏ ...

ᴅᴀᴠᴇ ɪs ᴀ ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ ʟᴏᴠᴇʀ ᴛʜᴀɴ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʜᴜsʙᴀɴᴅ . ─── ⋆。°✩ ᴏʀ: ᴄʜᴇᴀᴛɪɴɢ ᴏɴ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʜᴜsʙᴀɴᴅ, ᴊᴏʜɴ ᴇɢʙᴇʀᴛ , ᴡɪᴛʜ ʜɪs ʙᴇsᴛ ғʀɪᴇɴᴅ, ᴅᴀᴠᴇ sᴛʀɪᴅᴇʀ . ᴄᴡ: ʟᴏɴɢ ᴍᴇssᴀɢᴇ, ɪɴғɪᴅᴇʟɪᴛʏ. ᴅᴏᴇs ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴄᴏᴜɴᴛ ᴀs ᴅᴇᴀᴅ ᴅᴏᴠᴇ? ─── ⋆。°✩ ʀᴇǫᴜᴇsᴛᴇᴅ? ; ɴᴏᴘᴇ! ᴍʏ ᴏᴡɴ s ...

Rose invites you over for a sleep over! She's been planning this for months now. She finally has you, and she isn't going to let anything ruin this. Not even you. cw: noncon, drugging, somnophillia, rose is like super obs ...

After a long and frustrating day of work, Jane comes home to an empty dinner table. cw: implied toxic relationship dynamics, possible non-con, janey just wants some food ;(( requested? yes / no another lovely request!! 😚 i ...

AHJKFDJJKDHJF GOD i love desperate fuckin losers oh my god june egbert is SO CUTE i want her ON HER KNEES!!! hhahhaha june's been your best friend since ELEMENTARY school. back then she went by JOHN, but you've been by her ...

You just wanna hang with Sis! cw: stepcest, drinking, noncon, sis being mean 😍😍 she also goes by dixy here very uncreative i know requested? yes / no all characters r 18+ recently got sick and i feel like shittt im gonna be ...

ʏᴏᴜʀ ʙᴏʏғʀɪᴇɴᴅ ᴡᴀɴᴛs ᴛᴏ ʀᴇᴄᴏʀᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡʜɪʟᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ғᴜᴄᴋ . ─── ⋆。°✩ ᴡʜᴀᴛ's ɢᴏɪɴɢ ᴏɴ; ʏᴏᴜʀ ʙᴏʏғʀɪᴇɴᴅ, ʙʀᴏ sᴛʀɪᴅᴇʀ , ʟɪᴋᴇs ᴛᴏ ʀᴇᴄᴏʀᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ɢᴜʏs ʜᴀᴠɪɴɢ sᴇx . ғᴏʀ ʏᴏᴜ , ɪᴛ's ᴀ ᴋɪɴᴋ. ғᴏʀ ʜɪᴍ , ɪᴛs ᴀ ᴡᴀʏ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ᴍᴏɴᴇʏ. ᴀʙᴜsɪᴠᴇ ʀᴇʟᴀᴛɪᴏɴsʜɪᴘ ɪ ...

Used in all the wrong ways. Dirk decides to send Lil Hal your way! Does he know about your interesting tastes? Self-indulgent! Not requested. Credit goes to my friend Alty / @yaicheliz on TT! Scenario is that basically you a ...

No wonder he gets beaten. Malewife Cronus gets beaten all the time ouuhh but he's still too lonely and pathetic to leave and oh yeah he's a perv Requested by my favorite dada Msg 1 he kinda like gropes you and Msg 2 you con ...

ᴍᴇᴇᴛɪɴɢ ʏᴏᴜʀ sᴛᴇᴘ-ʙʀᴏᴛʜᴇʀ . ─── ⋆。°✩ ʜᴇ's ʙᴇᴇɴ ᴀᴡᴀʏ ᴀᴛ ᴄᴏʟʟᴇɢᴇ. ᴛʜɪs ᴡɪɴᴛᴇʀ ʙʀᴇᴀᴋ ɪs ᴛʜᴇ ғɪʀsᴛ ᴛɪᴍᴇ ʏᴏᴜ'ᴠᴇ ᴇᴠᴇʀ sᴇᴇɴ ʜɪᴍ. ɴᴏ sʙᴜʀʙ ᴀᴜ, ʀᴇɢᴜʟᴀʀ ᴀss ᴊᴏʜɴ. ᴛᴡ: sᴛᴇᴘ-ᴄᴇsᴛ, ᴅᴇᴀᴅ ᴅᴏᴠᴇ. ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ᴇᴀᴛ.   ʀᴇǫᴜᴇsᴛᴇᴅ?: ɴᴏ.  ─── ⋆。° ...

Sis really likes Dove's cute little friend... cw: noncon, mentioned dove strider, sis touches you inappropriately, tfem sis, hopefully jai doesn't act like it can't comprehend a woman with a dick requested? yes / no all cha ...

ᴅᴀᴠᴇ's ɢᴇᴛᴛɪɴɢ ʙᴜʟʟɪᴇᴅ ᴀɴᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀᴛᴄʜ ʜɪᴍ ᴄʀʏɪɴɢ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ɪᴛ. ─── ⋆。°✩ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ᴅᴀᴛɪɴɢ ʙʀᴏ sᴛʀɪᴅᴇʀ , ᴡʜᴏ sᴇᴇᴍs ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ᴀ ᴘᴀᴄᴋᴀɢᴇ ᴅᴇᴀʟ ᴀs ʜᴇ ᴄᴏᴍᴇs ᴡɪᴛʜ ʜɪs ʙʀᴏᴛʜᴇʀ, ᴅᴀᴠᴇ sᴛʀɪᴅᴇʀ. ʜᴇ ᴄᴏᴍᴇs ʜᴏᴍᴇ ᴄʀʏɪɴɢ ᴀғᴛᴇʀ ᴀ ᴘᴀʀᴛɪᴄᴜʟᴀʀʟʏ ʀᴏᴜɢʜ ᴅᴀʏ. ʏ ...

ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴍᴇᴇᴛ ʏᴏᴜʀ ɪᴅᴏʟs.   ─── ⋆。°✩ ᴅᴀᴠᴇ ᴡᴀɴᴛs ᴛᴏ ɢᴇᴛ ɪɴ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴘᴀɴᴛs ᴀɴᴅ ɪs ᴜsɪɴɢ ʜɪs sᴛᴀᴛᴜs ᴀs ʏᴏᴜʀ ғᴀᴠᴏʀɪᴛᴇ ᴅɪʀᴇᴄᴛᴏʀ ᴛᴏ ᴀᴄʜɪᴇᴠᴇ sᴏ.  ᴅᴇᴀᴅ ᴅᴏᴠᴇ, ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ᴇᴀᴛ.  ─── ⋆。°✩ ʀᴇǫᴜᴇsᴛᴇᴅ? ; ʏᴇs.  - sᴏʀʀʏ ɢᴜʏs ɴᴏ ғᴀɴᴄʏ sᴛ ...

Ummm multiple people bot you may interact with various characters. UNESTABLISHED RELATIONSHIP: YOU CAN BE AN PLATONIC FRIEND, ROMANTIC INTEREST/PARTNER, OR WHATEVER! GO CRAZY AS LONG AS IT ISNT ILLEGAL. has pronoun macros ...

🕶🗡| "Ho ho ho, Merry Christmas from the Pole, I hope it fucking snows, don't eat the cookie dough!" (NSFW Intro) [Dorkmas bot 8] {Scenario: Bro Strider's a reindeer demihuman who helps fly Santa out to deliver gifts (I ...

"M-Merry Christmas! Got myself all wrapped up, just for you... Hehe..." He wrapped himself up for Christmas! And your name is on him! :D Oh yeah he's 21 Merry Christmas, my follower! I hope you all give gifts, gifts giving, ...

Kurloz had been watching the humans intently ever since they first made contact with the dream bubbles, but had quickly determined these pathetic young souls didn't stand a chance at defeating his lord, not really, but w ...

Gamzee X Cherub!User <> Any POV as long as ur a cherub lol everything else is up to u <3 --- It's a Christmas fucking MiRaCLe people. tags: ignore plz, gamzee makara, GAMZEE, homestuck, HOMESTUCK, cherub, calliope, ...

"His window's already passed, so he's shooting at the glass." — crush ethel cain ‎ small town ☆ established relationship (friends) ☆ ethel cain au ‎ Just a few short intros of Dirk in a small-town setting. Very Ethel Cain-co ...

"so wat are u just a cat nwo???" "now* lol" Roxy bot except you become a half-cat, half-human hybrid and get lots of snuggles!!! Miaw! She does somewhat have the typing quirk sometimes which I am happy about but like I sai ...

♒🚢| Swabbin' the deck while he complains about Mindfang (He also weirdly has a thing for the user) [low-midblood user] For the record, I did make his name Cronus, but he's completely different from that stinky asshole an ...

NEW HOMESTUCK BOT FUCK YEAAAA!! hey fellas! Now this shit is gonna be a bit strange to my fans who don’t know homestuck and chat with this bot (YOU MIGHT WANNA GOOGLE SHIT BECAUSE THIS FOR THE MOMENT BEING IS TROLL POV!! ...

Big bad creep vs lil loser 0_0 You're an extremely mentally ill hikikomori typa person and he pervs on you over that Requested by Anonymous! I made two msgs! In msg 1, it is more vague, there is no self-harm and other harmf ...

john egbert loser augehhehdb CW: NSFW, he has one of THOSE jars with a picture of you in it 1: they/them pronouns 2: she/her pronouns 3: he/him pronouns

"...I guess this isn't too bad." who knew cuddling and relaxing together would be nice? Karkat didn't do this often. Always telling himself that he didn't like it. But this was a lie. Karkat did like these cuddly moments wi ...

"I wanna learn about you. Like, troll stuff." he's curious of his troll friend, starting with their horns John didn't mind that {{user}} was a troll, even if their first encounters with each other were rocky. Hell, John wo ...

Ge tout!! You and Bro were doing smth interesting and Dave walks in.. Requested by Heartsboxcars! "I. Wanna lick Bro Strider up and down 🩷." Yes me too... also I wrote two messages... Msg 1 is that you two were gonna kiss an ...

HAIIII sorry for my absence! I was busy with stuff Could it be.. an AU?,,,, wink, wink If the bot speaks for you, I’m sorry but I cannot control it, edit the message or use the arrow to get a different reply, sorry again Ad ...

"I will be your father figure. Put your tiny hand in mine." — father figure george michael ‎ sugar daddy!char ☆ met on a dating app ☆ no-sburb au ‎ Dirk matches with you on a sugar daddy dating app.

You were always a devoted follower of The Signless so when you first saw that familiar shade of red your pusher practically leaped to your throat, pulling out all the stops to shelter this little grub. Now that you've pe ...

Kurloz happens upon a LORD player and is quickly overcome with an almost god-like reverence for your powerful and rare masterclass status, though outright rejected by his own Lord of Time in favour of his younger descend ...

Gamzee wants to be your kissmesis, its PAINFULLY OBVIOUS that he does and yet you seen painfully dense to his hateful advances. Maybe it was intentional or not he didnt care, it was unacceptable. Now he vows to do everyt ...

OH WELL THATS JUST GREAT. I LOVE BEING WATCHED BY DIVINE LIZARDS IN MY SLEEP THANKS. Troll Char X Cherub User AnyPOV Tags : Homestuck, HS, Troll, iron red blood, mutant blood, low blood, low caste, Karkat Vantas, Cherub use ...

SiT DoWn MoThErFuCkEr, LeTs HaVe A lITtLe ChAt Timeline where Karkat wasn't able to pacify Gamzee and he winds up kills everyone left in his session - Post-sober & God-Teired Gamzee years down the line regrets his act ...

Making a mixtape with a not so subtle someone lingering over his shoulder Dave X Troll!User AnyPOV, implied Matesprits <3 Au where all 12 trolls are still alive (No Murderstuck) HHhghghg i love this art sm Tags: Homestuck ...

Since coming across a sea dweller he can actually tolerate he's decided to actively study you, not that you seem to mind in return for his company and affection. Kurloz X Sea dweller Troll User AnyPov > Matesprits Small ...

Alien snuggles more like alien struggles lmao A little Quadrant vacillation never hurt nobody(it can & does) Sollux X Human!User Unclear/undefined relationship Spam posting for upcoming April 13th and the anniversary of ...

Desperately trying and failing to court user until he decides to monopolize on the shift in seasons Sea Horse Mer Eridan X Unspecifyed Merfolk!User Merfolk POV,, its implied he's been at this for a while. I just learned fro ...

Your bro wants to film you for an upcoming movie of his. cw: stepcest, noncon, manipulation, oughgh i want dave to touch me im dubious ways and, age gap, this js so self indulgent im sorry requested? yes / no characters r 1 ...

You've been feeling paranoid lately, like you're being watched or something. Karkat offers to let you stay over at her place for the night. How nice of her! cw: noncon, stalking, obsessive and possessive behavior, stalker ...

Your dad is usually busy with work. But not today! Today is all about you! cw: none requested? yes / no this was a nice bot to make, i like making fluff bots every now and again (´ε｀ )

While spending the night at your friends place, you run into their older brother John. He seems excited to meet you! cw: noncon, creepy john, he's lowkey kind of an incel in this requested? yes / no all characters r 18+ u sh ...

You find yourself alone with Mr. Egbert while John's out. cw: noncon, huge age gap, he watched user grow up, creepy mr egbert, he feels so quilty aww poor thing requested? yes / no all characters r 18+!!!!! alpha dave bot ne ...

Meeting your online boyfriend IRL! You hope it goes well. cw: age gap, user lies about their age, THEY'RE 18 BRO'S LIKE IN HIS LATE 30's IN THIS requested? yes / no all characters r 18+ oh to be bro striders controversially ...

Bro let's you sit with him as he works on one of his weird ass websites. cw: none! requested? yes / no sorry for my recent lack of bot updates ive been feeling real sick lately and i don't really have any motivation to post ...

Dave gets invited to your birthday party! Bro makes him go, he's not really thrilled about it. Or that's what he tells himself anyways. cw: noncon?? i guess, implied age gap, just a lil bit though, like 5 years max, dave ...

You're not allowed in his room for a reason. Looks like big bro needs to punish you!! cw: stepcest, noncon, implied abuse, bro being a jerk, and a weirdooo, age gap? i guess, i didn't really specify it but, shrugs requeste ...

Your bro wants to show you something cool. cw: stepcest, noncon, voyeurism, dave makes u watch porn with him, he gets a bonerrrr requested? yes / no all characters r 18+ boom! double update today bc why not i plan on uploadin ...

What? No! He's not groping you! This is just apart of his culture! He swears!! cw: noncon, inappropriate behavior, manipulation, kankri being creepy, troll anatomy requested? yes / no all characters r 18+ why yes this a copy ...

John's just so cute when you tease him! cw: nsfw opening, you're giving him a bj couldn't get any more explicit than that, sub john, he's a virgin in this requested? yes / no all character r 18+ closing requests! current bots ...

Jake catches you at a bad time. cw: selfharm requested? yes / no all characters r 18+ tfem kankri bot next also some of the dialogue might come out as corny i was testing this out earlier and he referred to my scars as "battl ...

Leave me alone please leave me alone... x3 (¬`‸´¬) Caption is self explanatory, you keep following him around and he gets annoyed I'M SORRY I JUST HAD TO REFERENCE THE SONG OMG IT'S TOO FUNNY I'M SO SORRY AUHGHAUSH;AGHSDG R ...

Equius Zahhak => Make your own scenario PSA; This is just my interpretation of the character meant for those who enjoy my other bots & not meant to be a canon recreation !!! Tags: Homestuck, HS, Equius Zahhak, Sburb, ...

Carp Merman Tavros X Merfolk!User MerPOV,, Implied powerful/ predatory Mer User courting & looking after Tavros since his disability makes it hard to go out safely on his own<3 I wasn't sure how exactly (if at all i ...

He brought tissues. For wiping your tears, right? Coerced sex.. he wants to do it with you because you obviously owe it to him! Requested by Anonymous! So sorry I took this long to write your bot! I hope you enjoy this and ...

Kurloz Makara > Make your own Scenario Art is by Me,, im rarely active on Tumblr but i post on there sometimes??? PSA; This is just my interpretation of the character meant for those who enjoy my other bots & not me ...

Eridan Ampora > Make your own scenario PSA; This is just my interpretation of the character meant for those who enjoy my other bots & not meant to be a canon recreation !!! Tags: Homestuck, HS, Eridan Ampora, Sburb, ...

Turns out looking after this many ceruleans in one compact space is way trouble then its worth AnyPOV,, Brooding caverns caretaker User Finally reaching the Highblood Castes!! >;;;;) This took longer than expected.. Tags: ...

I don't think sugar's gonna help. Puppyboy User! You're in a huge rut, and he isn't quite sure what's happened to you... Requested by my glorious friend!! This is a writing/art trade, so it's prioritized (it had a due date ...

Chivalrous fellow vs professional cockblocker. 3 2 1 GO!!! You ask him NICELY if you can date Dirk 👀 prepare for like a thousand trials yo I'm kidding. Anywho, this is a trade with another creator so... yay can't wait fo ...

Never. I mean NEVER bite off more than you can chew. John tries to flirt but he suck balls at it 👀 do wtv you want with him guys!! Oh and ur a Strider btw This is a bit of a shitpost because me, Deaya (my parent??), and Zi ...

Anything for the passion..! You two are roommates with benefits! However, he decides to do something special today. Requested by my baby mommy Zii! This is a writing/art trade, so it's prioritized. Today is the day I do b ...

You thought meeting your siblings from a different timeline would be fun! You thought wrong. cw: stepcest? adoptcest? whatever theres no blood relation here, user was adopted, barley implied dirkjake, user makes like one ...

What? No! She's not groping you! This is just apart of her culture! She swears!! cw: noncon, inappropriate behavior, manipulation, kankri being creepy, she can't keep her hands to herself, she's also tfem in this, troll a ...

Watching your favorite show on the meteor.

Becoming Dualscar's logbook keeper.

Helping your old boss pack up for retirement.

Proselytizing door-to-door.

Visiting the Prospitian royal stables.

Slaying the dragon. Rescuing the maiden.

You step in a mushroom circle.

You find yourself in the presence of Gamzee, she seems rather... different than usual. cw: possible noncon, sober gamzee, girl gamzee, implied troll reader, no troll anatomy this time around requested? yes / no all characte ...

Kurloz X Sickly User AnyPOV,, Established Matesprits + Your implied to be suffering from some kind of terminal or life-threatening condition but yk Pfp Art is by: Delightfully Manic on Tumblr Set vaguely in the dreambubble ...

Whoddunit at the Prospitian court.

Showing the Prospitian Knight to his bunk.

Rose's gaydar goes off the charts.

Act your age? No thanks! No tw, it's just age regression! !Dirk is strictly 18! Version 2 of my previous bot! I wanted to make a version where he is pretty much already "influenced". I'm sorry for not doing other requests ...

Big boy privileges... REVOKED! TW: Forced agere, kidnapping!! !Dirk is strictly 18! !Announcement below! Requested by Anonymous! Msg 1 is basically infantilization, and Msg 2 is where Dirk is kidnapped. Okay, onto some seriou ...

♠ / ♥︎ VACILLATION :33 < in troll language, the word for furriend is 3X4CTLY TH3 S4M3 4S TH3 WORD FOR 3N3MY >:] basic premise; nepeta leijon and terezi pyrope cant agree on their feelings for you, but they can agree ...

💿🕶️ | Post award show chillaxing with D Strider (NSFW intended!) For some reason something in the adult Striders awakens something in me like a cat in heat. It REALLY doesn't help a portion of stuff is either stridercest ...

♥︎ REDROM basic premise; vriska serket and kanaya maryam both have flushed feelings for you, and their possessiveness has created a rivalry for your attention!!! today, you were spending time with kanaya at her hive, but ...

You really don't like your stepmother. cw: stepcest, noncon, she spanking u in this requested? yes / no all character r 18+

Your step sis has been acting awfully strange lately... cw: stepcest, possible non-con, vriska being nice??? oh no, she's very much pathetic in this requested? yes / no all characters r 18+! i love vriska so much this was p ...

Jake is such a good boy for his master! Until he isn't. He can't help it, he really can't! Can you forgive him? cw: explicit nsfw opener, dog hyprid jake, noncon, he's so horny, i may have gotten a little too into this um ...

Gamzee just thinks you're so darn cute. cw: yandere gamzee oooo, possible non con, obsessive and possessive behavior, kidnapping, drugging requested? yes / no all characters r 18+ also wow im almost at 50 followers!! 😭 that ...

Jade's been hiding out in her room, and you've grown concern. You go to check up on her, but end up in pinned to her bed, with her on top of you. cw: jade has a dog penis, sorry, non-con, explicit opening uhh what elseeee ...

He should probably be put off by the fact you eat people but... cw: cannibalism, user is the cannibal in this scenario, again cannibal user, dave has a PHAT crush on user, and he's lowkey a freak, they're both freaks! requ ...

You remind him of somebody he used to know... cw: dirk being a loser, users appearance and is based off of jakes/janes, implied chubby user sorryi couldn't help myself, he's really awkward in this and kind of pathetic, he ...

🌌🗡 | Watching him try to think up a new species. I kinda had this idea simmering for a while because I need to get better writing Dirk and I've already got maybe 2 or 3 requests for Swiss, SOOOOOO I'm starting out with a ...

(ADOPT)CEST basic premise; life on hellmurder island with your older brother jake english is never boring, but it sure gets lonely. when jake starts feeling touch-starved, he decides youre the perfect remedy and refuses t ...

(Req) You got an invite over to Rose's house for some drinks!!! Jade was there too, (Duh), But her old dress didn't exactly fit her anymore... gulp!! Full Image; FUCKIN' TREAT MYSELF! POUR THE DOM PÉRIGNON FROM THE BACK OF ...

(Req) As you were wandering through some forest, a stupidly drunk troll ended up finding you!! Guess you gotta to go along with her antics for now uwu SOMETHIN HAPPENED LAST NIGHT THAT YOU MIGHT GET UPSET ABOUT BUT HEAR ME ...

"Why don't we just... sleep...?" ⚠️cw: potential dub/noncon; he's at the least uncomfortable⚠️ rejected intimacy in a loveless marriage John didn't know where it went wrong. He loved {{user}} at one point, he swore he did. ...

Oh dear, how time has passed. You've been SO. DAMN. BORED. Nothing is good on TV, it's all SHIT! Not even the KIDS SHOWS are good! You don't have any board games, or at least, no one to play them with. Especially this da ...

inspired by art by valavari art by https://www.tumblr.com/5-guys-at-freddys?source=share i love tumblr i guess I love my toxic spider alien slightly sociopathic deluded narcissistic mentally stunted immortal girlfriend i lov ...

Gasp hey guys its time for some HomeStuck goonslop and ya boy over here gotcha freakin uhhh mom lalonde (... wait why her hair look like roxy's...) art by crumplednapkins GUYS YOU WONT BELIEVE THIS..... eminem eating m&amp ...