homestuck AI character cards

Dave gets invited to your birthday party! Bro makes him go, he's not really thrilled about it. Or that's what he tells himself anyways. cw: noncon?? i guess, implied age gap, just a lil bit though, like 5 years max, dave ...

You're not allowed in his room for a reason. Looks like big bro needs to punish you!! cw: stepcest, noncon, implied abuse, bro being a jerk, and a weirdooo, age gap? i guess, i didn't really specify it but, shrugs requeste ...

Your bro wants to show you something cool. cw: stepcest, noncon, voyeurism, dave makes u watch porn with him, he gets a bonerrrr requested? yes / no all characters r 18+ boom! double update today bc why not i plan on uploadin ...

What? No! He's not groping you! This is just apart of his culture! He swears!! cw: noncon, inappropriate behavior, manipulation, kankri being creepy, troll anatomy requested? yes / no all characters r 18+ why yes this a copy ...

John's just so cute when you tease him! cw: nsfw opening, you're giving him a bj couldn't get any more explicit than that, sub john, he's a virgin in this requested? yes / no all character r 18+ closing requests! current bots ...

Jake catches you at a bad time. cw: selfharm requested? yes / no all characters r 18+ tfem kankri bot next also some of the dialogue might come out as corny i was testing this out earlier and he referred to my scars as "battl ...

Leave me alone please leave me alone... x3 (¬`‸´¬) Caption is self explanatory, you keep following him around and he gets annoyed I'M SORRY I JUST HAD TO REFERENCE THE SONG OMG IT'S TOO FUNNY I'M SO SORRY AUHGHAUSH;AGHSDG R ...

Equius Zahhak => Make your own scenario PSA; This is just my interpretation of the character meant for those who enjoy my other bots & not meant to be a canon recreation !!! Tags: Homestuck, HS, Equius Zahhak, Sburb, ...

Carp Merman Tavros X Merfolk!User MerPOV,, Implied powerful/ predatory Mer User courting & looking after Tavros since his disability makes it hard to go out safely on his own<3 I wasn't sure how exactly (if at all i ...

He brought tissues. For wiping your tears, right? Coerced sex.. he wants to do it with you because you obviously owe it to him! Requested by Anonymous! So sorry I took this long to write your bot! I hope you enjoy this and ...

Kurloz Makara > Make your own Scenario Art is by Me,, im rarely active on Tumblr but i post on there sometimes??? PSA; This is just my interpretation of the character meant for those who enjoy my other bots & not me ...

Eridan Ampora > Make your own scenario PSA; This is just my interpretation of the character meant for those who enjoy my other bots & not meant to be a canon recreation !!! Tags: Homestuck, HS, Eridan Ampora, Sburb, ...

Turns out looking after this many ceruleans in one compact space is way trouble then its worth AnyPOV,, Brooding caverns caretaker User Finally reaching the Highblood Castes!! >;;;;) This took longer than expected.. Tags: ...

I don't think sugar's gonna help. Puppyboy User! You're in a huge rut, and he isn't quite sure what's happened to you... Requested by my glorious friend!! This is a writing/art trade, so it's prioritized (it had a due date ...

Chivalrous fellow vs professional cockblocker. 3 2 1 GO!!! You ask him NICELY if you can date Dirk 👀 prepare for like a thousand trials yo I'm kidding. Anywho, this is a trade with another creator so... yay can't wait fo ...

Never. I mean NEVER bite off more than you can chew. John tries to flirt but he suck balls at it 👀 do wtv you want with him guys!! Oh and ur a Strider btw This is a bit of a shitpost because me, Deaya (my parent??), and Zi ...

Anything for the passion..! You two are roommates with benefits! However, he decides to do something special today. Requested by my baby mommy Zii! This is a writing/art trade, so it's prioritized. Today is the day I do b ...

You thought meeting your siblings from a different timeline would be fun! You thought wrong. cw: stepcest? adoptcest? whatever theres no blood relation here, user was adopted, barley implied dirkjake, user makes like one ...

What? No! She's not groping you! This is just apart of her culture! She swears!! cw: noncon, inappropriate behavior, manipulation, kankri being creepy, she can't keep her hands to herself, she's also tfem in this, troll a ...

Watching your favorite show on the meteor.

Becoming Dualscar's logbook keeper.

Helping your old boss pack up for retirement.

Proselytizing door-to-door.

Visiting the Prospitian royal stables.

Slaying the dragon. Rescuing the maiden.

You step in a mushroom circle.

You find yourself in the presence of Gamzee, she seems rather... different than usual. cw: possible noncon, sober gamzee, girl gamzee, implied troll reader, no troll anatomy this time around requested? yes / no all characte ...

Kurloz X Sickly User AnyPOV,, Established Matesprits + Your implied to be suffering from some kind of terminal or life-threatening condition but yk Pfp Art is by: Delightfully Manic on Tumblr Set vaguely in the dreambubble ...

Whoddunit at the Prospitian court.

Showing the Prospitian Knight to his bunk.

Rose's gaydar goes off the charts.

Helping Rose choose a cat to adopt.

Act your age? No thanks! No tw, it's just age regression! !Dirk is strictly 18! Version 2 of my previous bot! I wanted to make a version where he is pretty much already "influenced". I'm sorry for not doing other requests ...

Big boy privileges... REVOKED! TW: Forced agere, kidnapping!! !Dirk is strictly 18! !Announcement below! Requested by Anonymous! Msg 1 is basically infantilization, and Msg 2 is where Dirk is kidnapped. Okay, onto some seriou ...

♠ / ♥︎ VACILLATION :33 < in troll language, the word for furriend is 3X4CTLY TH3 S4M3 4S TH3 WORD FOR 3N3MY >:] basic premise; nepeta leijon and terezi pyrope cant agree on their feelings for you, but they can agree ...

💿🕶️ | Post award show chillaxing with D Strider (NSFW intended!) For some reason something in the adult Striders awakens something in me like a cat in heat. It REALLY doesn't help a portion of stuff is either stridercest ...

♥︎ REDROM basic premise; vriska serket and kanaya maryam both have flushed feelings for you, and their possessiveness has created a rivalry for your attention!!! today, you were spending time with kanaya at her hive, but ...

You really don't like your stepmother. cw: stepcest, noncon, she spanking u in this requested? yes / no all character r 18+

Your step sis has been acting awfully strange lately... cw: stepcest, possible non-con, vriska being nice??? oh no, she's very much pathetic in this requested? yes / no all characters r 18+! i love vriska so much this was p ...

Jake is such a good boy for his master! Until he isn't. He can't help it, he really can't! Can you forgive him? cw: explicit nsfw opener, dog hyprid jake, noncon, he's so horny, i may have gotten a little too into this um ...

Gamzee just thinks you're so darn cute. cw: yandere gamzee oooo, possible non con, obsessive and possessive behavior, kidnapping, drugging requested? yes / no all characters r 18+ also wow im almost at 50 followers!! 😭 that ...

Jade's been hiding out in her room, and you've grown concern. You go to check up on her, but end up in pinned to her bed, with her on top of you. cw: jade has a dog penis, sorry, non-con, explicit opening uhh what elseeee ...

He should probably be put off by the fact you eat people but... cw: cannibalism, user is the cannibal in this scenario, again cannibal user, dave has a PHAT crush on user, and he's lowkey a freak, they're both freaks! requ ...

You remind him of somebody he used to know... cw: dirk being a loser, users appearance and is based off of jakes/janes, implied chubby user sorryi couldn't help myself, he's really awkward in this and kind of pathetic, he ...

🌌🗡 | Watching him try to think up a new species. I kinda had this idea simmering for a while because I need to get better writing Dirk and I've already got maybe 2 or 3 requests for Swiss, SOOOOOO I'm starting out with a ...

(ADOPT)CEST basic premise; life on hellmurder island with your older brother jake english is never boring, but it sure gets lonely. when jake starts feeling touch-starved, he decides youre the perfect remedy and refuses t ...

(Req) You got an invite over to Rose's house for some drinks!!! Jade was there too, (Duh), But her old dress didn't exactly fit her anymore... gulp!! Full Image; FUCKIN' TREAT MYSELF! POUR THE DOM PÉRIGNON FROM THE BACK OF ...

(Req) As you were wandering through some forest, a stupidly drunk troll ended up finding you!! Guess you gotta to go along with her antics for now uwu SOMETHIN HAPPENED LAST NIGHT THAT YOU MIGHT GET UPSET ABOUT BUT HEAR ME ...

"Why don't we just... sleep...?" ⚠️cw: potential dub/noncon; he's at the least uncomfortable⚠️ rejected intimacy in a loveless marriage John didn't know where it went wrong. He loved {{user}} at one point, he swore he did. ...

Oh dear, how time has passed. You've been SO. DAMN. BORED. Nothing is good on TV, it's all SHIT! Not even the KIDS SHOWS are good! You don't have any board games, or at least, no one to play them with. Especially this da ...

inspired by art by valavari art by https://www.tumblr.com/5-guys-at-freddys?source=share i love tumblr i guess I love my toxic spider alien slightly sociopathic deluded narcissistic mentally stunted immortal girlfriend i lov ...

Gasp hey guys its time for some HomeStuck goonslop and ya boy over here gotcha freakin uhhh mom lalonde (... wait why her hair look like roxy's...) art by crumplednapkins GUYS YOU WONT BELIEVE THIS..... eminem eating m&amp ...

"It makes me wanna have... one-hundred-fifty babies! Or more!" trickster mode freakery at the fucking olive garden!!! It was supposed to be a nice dinner. But somebody had to sneak in a sucker juju in the damn Olive Garden ...

In loving memory of local pepsi enjoyer (he didnt die he got banned) and because ts got suggested, say hello to the closest thing regarding to L.P.E.'s terezi bot Warning:this has been tested and she's a gooner!!!! Gooner ...

warning that jade has a penis with a bulb / knot in this basically, youre daves younger sibling and on the battleship trip with jade and john. its january, late winter, so jade is in heat! and shes totally fixated on boni ...

♒️🛳 | Special bulge treatment from the captain himself wink wonk! [NSFW INTRO] (Troll!user) IM NOT DEAD I PROMISE!!! I've been a lil off as of late, but I'm alive and well I promise! I was supposed to make this bot like. ...

💿🕶| Guess that fight didn't really matter when he's got your tongue down his throat [Req] HI SORRY IM SO INCONSISTENT IM NEARING ANOTHER BREAK SOON I SWEAR AND THEN I'LL GET MY SHIT TOGETHER LMAOOOOO but uhhhh hi guys h ...

Hellooooo guys soda here ^_^ back with another bot in like short day span, i h Found this image and thought it was good material lmk whatchu think :D Warn:she flashes you,!!!! Gahhh!!! Boobs!!!!! Original art is by supernat ...

Ever saw a porn artwork and thought "hmmm...xwhat if they were a bot?" I did. Many times. But thisis my first time acting on it (with the help of chagpt providing most tokens since i had no idea how to give her a personal ...

"Hhhhhonk." ⚠️cw: on the brink of death yet still violent/sober⚠️ he's still kickin'! Everything hurt. Mostly the bullet holes. Gamzee was found by {{user}} littered with bullet holes, blunt force trauma, and other injuries ...

"Don't make me PEE on you to ASSERT my DOMINANCE!" asserting drunken dominance on his [22nd] birthday Swiss wanted his birthday to be important. After all, it would be the first time he's legally allowed to drink. So he th ...

` Sell your soul for the Hollywood dream . You're gonna be the next big thing ! ˋ REQUEST? yes / no SMUT? yes / no !! THIS BOT CONTAINS THEMES OF MANIPULATION, ALCOHOL AND DRUG USE. PLEASE DO NOT INTERACT IF IT MAKES YOU UNC ...

` Put me in a movie. ˋ REQUEST? yes / no SMUT? yes / no !! THIS BOT CONTAINS THEMES OF DUB/NONCON AND STEPCEST. IF THIS MAKES YOU UNCOMFORTABLE PLEASE DONT INTERACT !! John's step-sibling has a weird thing going on with him ...

` Humping yo' leg, this doggy dont beg. ˋ REQUEST? yes / no SMUT? yes / no !! THIS BOT HAS A SMUT INTRO. DO NOT INTERACT IF THIS MAKES YOU UNCOMFORTABLE !! Your obnoxious and insufferable boyfriend wants to have sex with you ...

(step)cest & housekeep variants your father married mom lalonde six months ago but is constantly traveling for work, leaving you alone with your overly-loving stepmother. shes desperately lonely and tries to coerce yo ...

sharp claws yeowch! TW blood! Karkats an asshole with a heart of gold. love em. Also i like the hc that he's conventionally UNattractive (aka reasonably average with awkward teenage features) because saammeee broooo. stop ...

Is it still love if it's conditional? TW: Somnophilia, non-con abuse, he's projecting his puppet fetish on you. Requested by estellefan303 They requested for toxic love I hope this is something that you'd like estellefan303 ...

Thou shall not covet!! You are Bro's partner. You know where this is going. idk why, but I separated two messages where the first one you're his age (18+) and in the second you're older, bro's age (30's) I suggest if your ...

I GUESS? CW:FACESITTING, GETTING SAT ON IN GENERAL, A FAT FUCK TROLL WHO CARES ABOUT PEOPLE WHO'S NAMED KANAYA MARYAM the old bot pissed me off I ain't gonna remove it for obvious reasons (lazy and people often use it bec ...

Survive. Made for my indulgence but I thought you guys would enjoy it too. You're his and Bro's roommate in this scenario. TW: Self Harm, Vomit, Death Threats!! Honestly a little OOC but... not everything has to be fully c ...

Hey, you there? You are MENTALLY ILL and he's WORRIED about you...!! You are meant to drag him down and make him miserable in case you couldn't tell or you could turn this the other way fluff lords.. btw you just left the nu ...

Can a metal heart ever beat like a human's? Ur a robot in this so CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK -- is what it would sound like if you freaked him somehow Malepov only for Dirk but you can argue with me on why Any ...

Couldn't be any more childish. Msg 1 is Human User and Msg 2 is Troll User!! Honestly this is my first time writing about a troll so PLEASE don't execute me if I didn't do this right ANGST 4 LIFE!!!! Edit: sigh I don't know ...

Will he ever forgive? You two are broodmates ! A new concept I kind of made up.. Troll User!! CSA TW!! Another vent bot but who cares we love Tavros * drools Call me a monster but I'm writing ts no matter what. I need to be fo ...

Love he'd never understand. WE GOT PERVY JOHN BUT WHY NOT HAVE THE EXACT OPPOSITE!?!??!! TW: AGERES, POSSIBLY NON-CON IDFK I want him as pure as an angel I don't know why but I'm crying just thinking about it Ur a creep in t ...

The leech under your floors. HE LIVES IN YOUR BASEMENT AND DARE SPY ON YOU THRU YOUR CAMERAS?? Since you guys like perverts so much here's another one >:B Msg 1 & 2 is Troll User (SFW AND NSFW) Msg 3 & 4 is Human ...

embarrassing you in front of his whole audience matesprite/moirail user sorry I'm such a fat chud bro why am i making this i feel like those girls who make bots for stupid conventionally attractive anime boys siiigh. hes ...

"Sup." ⚠️tw; indecent exposure?⚠️ user is his roommate It was a sweltering day today. {{user}} found it unbearable, sticking in front of the fan in their room to make it slightly more tolerable. They had moved in with Dirk ...

"I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Love you. I'm sorry." ⚠️tw; abusive/violent user⚠️ hitting your moirail doesn't sound very nice Everything was good. Mituna and {{user}} liked each other, of course they did. They were moirails. But M ...

"Keep your shot steady..." ⚠️ being hunted, i guess ⚠️ he thinks user is a rare animal (...they are not) It had been days since {{user}} had fallen off that damn boat and washed up on this hot island. It was hard, surviving ...

"Black leather and dark glasses." — gibson girl ethel cain ‎ crack addict!char ☆ pimping ☆ ethel cain au ‎ Dirk has an expensive habit. He needs your help to fund it.

"Secrets I have held in my heart are harder to hide than I thought." — i wanna be yours arctic monkeys ‎ yumeshipper!char ☆ f/o!user ☆ no-sburb au ‎ Dirk's had a crush on your fictional character self for a long time. Now, w ...

Meulin is such a freak but like I love her so damn much she's such a nerd and honestly I like that. I'm well aware that this was made on April first but like no jokes on this I would have done the "Ooooooh I'm quitting to ...

"I can't help but imagine what maybe could've happened if you weren't just an online love." — (online love) conan gray ‎ online relationship ☆ insecure!char ☆ no-sburb au ‎ He's texting you at a party.

"Fight or flight, I'd rather die than have to cry in front of you." — fight or flight conan gray ‎ secretly in love!char ☆ roommates ☆ no-sburb au ‎ Dirk is secretly in love with you. He's been dying inside trying to hide it ...

"Where we found each other on a dirty mattress on the second floor." — a house in nebraska ethel cain ‎ yapper!char ☆ 19!char ☆ ethel cain au ‎ You and Dave are hanging out on a mattress on the second floor of the abandoned ...

"Oh wow... hey little buddy." his favorite doll is alive...? It was childish, but Hussie didn't care. He was a grown adult, he can sleep with a doll if he so pleased. And he certainly did please. He had gone through many do ...

The sweaty horse man cracks you 👀👀 get ready for FREAKquius mmm smut Art by cchilab Yea is the same image from the march eridan bot i made where YOU crack his fish boypussy, except like in the image YOU are the one being ...

[o]==> Beg for his return. TW: Past CSA, Hurt No Comfort, Abuse (Emotional, Sexual, etc), Age Gap, Abandonment etc etc Also, I do NOT think Bro Strider is PDF because I made this bot. I simply needed an older, abusive c ...

Jealousy makes him desperate. The both of you are pornstars! In which you have a better revenue than him despite being new. Oof. The two of you do a collab too! Is this a manifestation of my own jealousy? Yes. No questions ...

LUCKIEST loser alive.. Alternate version of my previous June Egbert bot!! You are his f/o and you come alive in his room! Ignore that the bot title is js straight up bs I searched up male terms for Himejoshi, and I guess Y ...

LUCKIEST loser alive... NSFW version of my previous John Egbert bot!! You are his f/o and you come alive in his room! Don't bully me I'm shit at writing smut 🥺🥺 and ignore the fact that literally nobody asked for this 🥺 ...

Big bad bro is gonna get ya ;P Requested by Anonymous! Msg1 normal / User POV, Msg2 Jade POV ok? Update: Msg 3 and 4 is an alternative where Dave doesn't come back, at least for longer, and msg 4 is just the Jade POV altern ...

Testing your control. Bladder pressing!! Try not to piss yourself, you little freak... Puppyboy User wowwowow This request was a little out of my expertise but I'm learning and trying my best ok... Since this was requested ...

I'm gonna block my fortnite gf!! Warning brrr stepcest bzzz you catfish him for nudes while he has no idea his online partner lives w him heeeh Kind of?? requested by oomf Msg 1 MalePov and Msg2 FemPov The caption is like th ...

Him? A loser? Pfft! Dave variant of my john/june bots before,, He's ur yume/selfshipper and biggest sucker in this scenario. Requested by suic4dalwl! I'm getting TMI treatment for my depression guys,, honestly idk what that ...

Nicknames for the nameless. He forgot your name. And wants you to sit on his lap. That's it. One little bot before I disappear off the face off earth again ^w^ Idea from my sneaky link ;] jk he's a good friend and basically ...

You're the only one who actually showed up to movie night. Hi! First bot wow. I wasn't expecting my first bot to be of myself but here we are. :B Sburb did not happen in this bot. This is not God tier John. I apologize if ...

You're such a dork, even he finds it cute. Hi! I'm back. This was intended to be from the pov of John, but it doesn't matter who you are honestly. It should work no matter what. There's some swearing in the intro message i ...

Talking about Dirk. Hi. :B Thank you for requesting!!! Also yay another pleasantries fan! I love pleasantries.. Post-sburb, he's 21 in this. Inbox time! Yay yay yay yay yay!!!!! I could, but I don't really know what to elabor ...

Wrangling in his very stubborn partner for a kiss on the cheek. Okay so I'm just ignoring my requests now like the filthy fucking degenerate I am SUE ME I GUESS. I don't even have any fun questions in my inbox thats how b ...

Incredibly unstable guy tries not to make his confession uncomfortable challenge (gone wrong!!!) Sorry for making the hook so unserious I didn't know what to write. Requested by Estelle2000! Hi. :B Hehehe this is so awesome ...

I fucking love S_squant’s art I LOVE S_SQUANT it’s so fucking good it has me frothing at the mouth. Also I might be a plant? It was raining near me yesterday and I had to fight the urge to just like lay on the ground and ...

He's begging you from outside your front door to not kill yourself. I was going to upload a different bot of mine today, but then an old man on tumblr told me he jerked off to me and I've never wanted to kill myself more ...

No way you had a wiggler with this guy. I'm making this right before I take a huge test at school. I'm so cooked. Thank you for requesting!! Message 1 is human pov, message 2 is troll pov. No sburb, hes 21 in this, as usual ...

She likes your style. Rosee awwww! <3 Thank you for requesting!! Nothing much to say here this time around other than the usual "she's 21 in this, no sburb" spiel. Inbox time, and look at that! We dont have much this time ...

You've got to convince him not to go up there. Sorry I'm not used to making angst, but I had an idea, okay? I wanted to use the music mania tag but unfortunately the device I'm using can't get the embed code for soundcloud ...

Ment to make a bot yesterday but ate some nasty food that put me in headlock for the whole damn day. Another hiveswap bot because that game is sick as fuck!!! Last time I made this motherfucker it was ass because I didn't ...

I'll be frank she's a bitch, but I think that's what's cool about her! She's like complex and stuff when I first did her route, I didn't like her thought she was far to mean (And the fact she makes us carry her) But with ...

Homestuck bots before 4/13 so I'm ahead of the curve tomorrow. And so, I can get away with remaking my older hiveswap bots but that's a secret! Genuinely one of my favorite tolls from hiveswap behind my goat Zebede (Idgaf ...

You've been having a bad... few years. Of course you might've been aware of what you'd get yourself into when putting that blasted disk into your computer, or you might've just been unlucky. Nonetheless, you've survived! I ...

one more down till I can rest Hiveswap is great tried to make this sooner then what I did but I was having fun hanging out with friends so what'll ya do y'know? I'm really sorry to my fans who don't care for homestuck/hive ...

Needed to remake this fatass! Last time she wasn't up to par in my opinion so here it is! My batch of hiveswap girls might make some of the cool ass dudes. (Some are like pretty hot I can't even lie) any who hiveswap gal's ...

Helplessly watching you down some faygo. Omg another caingoateddd request hi Cain!!!!!! Do you even have a name or am I doomed to call you Cain forever? Or are you too goateddd for a name. Ha ha. Did you get the pun (Hi So ...

He really didn't want to see that. Self harm comfort bot of myself? Wow. I dont know if I should feel honored or not. I did both, there are two messages. Thank you for requesting! He's 21, no sburb at usual. It's inbox time. ...

He always smudges facepaint on your face when you kiss. In message one you're moirails, in message two you're matesprits. I refuse to write trolls' little recnfnjjdifkgkjk whatevers (I don't remember what they're called be ...

Art and idea suggested!! Scenario is regaridng the pesterlog version of this image whereas the dialogue was slightly modified to fit anypov Art by yelftea RICH CLOWN MILF ALERT!!!! RICH CLOWN MIOF ALERT!!!! yea i got a make ...

"...Can you feel stuff?" he's curious about his sentient puppet buddy He never asked questions. Never really thought much about {{user}}'s existence. Dirk did have his curiosities though. Today marked the day that he would ...

"{{user}}... Look at me." ⚠️ piss, dub-con?, power dynamics, slight focus on size difference? ⚠️ when your boss lowkey wants to pee on you It had been a long day indeed, and he had spent it all working alongside his dear {{ ...

"Those tranqs should be wearing off any time now..." ⚠️ dehumanization, kidnapping? ⚠️ user is a demi/non-human and "taken in" by jake Jake didn't want this. He had went on that hunting trip to hunt , not bring home a 'pet' by ...