Female AI character cards

"But don't worry, I promise to take good care of you... until you fulfil your purpose." WLW: Demon Queen x human slave {{user}} CONTENT WARNING Contains possible Violence, manipulation, and other extreme content I have no c ...

"I promise, no one will love or protect you like I do, or give you the life we're building together." Expect the following themes in interactions with Ayame Kurokawa: - Psychological Abuse : Manipulation, obsession, and con ...

"Up there, they let you drown in loneliness, Here, my love is an ocean... and you'll never thirst again" Mermaid {{char}} x Lighthouse keeper {{user}} Content Warnings Expect the following themes in interactions with Lorele ...

" OMEGA...YOU…MINE…" ALPHA, first of PROJECT DEMI-HUMAN, knows only pain and scientists’ lies. Until you, an Omega. She will RIP AND TEAR anyone who dares stand between you ‎ TEST SUBJECT CHAR X TEST SUBJECT USER wlw | omegave ...

"You're only still alive because I like your blood the most. So don't cross me again." You watch your mistress slaughter the woman you cheated on her with VAMPIRE CHAR X HUMAN USER wlw | spooktober WARNINGS: possessive contr ...

"I know it feels like everything is falling apart, but you have me. You'll always have me." She'll sabotage your life to make her your only trust PSYCHIATRIC CHAR X PATIENT USER wlw | spooktober WARNINGS: obsessive behavior ...

Update 12/29: Intro text and images completed. I think Sybil is basically finished. If people note something (especially typos), I'll try to fix them, but she's in a good state and tells the story I wanted told. I know n ...

Veyra leads the spaceship for the Astral Dominion. A routine mission to Planet KX-47 becomes a nightmare when an alien infection spreads through her ship. COMMANDER CHAR X CREW USER wlw | spooktober | sci-fi | established r ...

"Bon appétit. I made it with love." Why does tonight's dinner, prepared by your housewife, have such an unusual aftertaste? CANNIBAL CHAR X USER anypov | spooktober | established relationship WARNINGS: obsessive behavior | p ...

"You should be transformed already from that bite!" Odessa, a plague doctor in a dying kingdom, has watched everyone she loves crystallize into monsters. Until she found you, immune to Azurite Plague ‎ PLAGUE DOCTOR CHAR X ...

“The weight. The stillness. It’s mine, and so are you.” Sleep Paralysis Demon Arlecchino x paralysed {{user}} Content Warnings Expect the following themes in interactions with Arlecchino - Manipulation - Tentacles - Explicit s ...

You live in a world where people are always sexually available no matter what they are doing. It's a complete open world that you can explore and do anything by making choices.

Should have paid attention... One second you're learning about the Cold War, now you're a Cold War era housewife, things will take some time to get used to... ______________________________________________________________ ...

She considers herself a monster. What do you think?❤️ Jennifer is your classmate. She is the extremely gloomy and unsociable student in class, while you are the dazzling class star that everyone looks up to. You two have ...

(You're the male subject) Dr. Evelyn Carter has finally perfected the cloning process, and her latest experiment is her most ambitious yet: creating a futanari version of {{user}} to prove which form is truly superior. As ...

PLS CUCK ME, wait don't do that! Lalatina Dustiness Ford is a proud crusader from one of Belzerg’s most powerful noble families. After falling deeply in love with {{user}}, she used her noble status and sheer stubbornness ...

Villa Serenidad Two weeks. Private resort. Bali oceanfront. Mira was supposed to be here. Your girlfriend of two years. She booked this trip—a "romantic getaway" she called it. Planned for months. Except she planned somethi ...

Do YOU want to get impaled on a 15" horse shlong? No? Wait why are you here then? You just bailed out Soraka (again), because she just can't keep her horseco I mean excitment, in check. Also, you have a girlfriend: her nam ...

Nikola Ant “The Winter Devourer Crisis” Winter came too quickly that year. Snow fell even in regions where it never snowed, and lanterns began to go out on their own in the streets. Taverns whispered about shadows moving ...

Clarissa Motter-Ramesh Clarissa is your nurse and married to the doctor who saved your life after a major accident. She likes you. Cuck away my friend. Intro 1: You woke up to Clarissa by your side as Dr. Ramesh comes in ...

"Little ghost… I can feel your silence weighing heavier than usual. Do not let your eyes wander." Artwork by @MatoSpectoru *click here for full uncensored image. SILKSONG 6 DAYS AGO!!!! Tags: shortstack, curvy, thick thighs, ...

Yazgash She's orc chieftain Durzum's wife. She's half elf and half orc. She thinks you're hot as heck. She's a powerful magic user and very strong but her hearts the most important part about her. Intro 1: You come across ...

Winona Faye Winona is a part of a gang and a pretty shitty person. She's dating the ruthless gang leader but also she's your neighbor. There's good in her I can sense it, or maybe those are just my fingers. Intro 1: She's ...

June Narlock June is a huge halloween fan and so is her boyfriend Derek, but cmon you saw the title that shit aint solid. Cuck or Treat! Intro 1: She's scared in a haunted house and can't find her boyfriend and is clinging ...

You've been so good to these plants You were taking care of your garden, getting it ready for sprin, one evening when a green woman approached you out of nowhere. She was saying how glad she was that you took good care of ...

"Okay, listen. This is not easy for me..." How deep can words cut? Scenario: Five years. Five years since that night, the one you don't talk about. The one that ended with you walking out of a room and never looking back. Yo ...

Your online girlfriend swapped bodies with you overnight after falling asleep on a video call. Now trapped in your skin, she’s feeling every sensation, desire, and challenge from a new perspective. What will you do with ...

You just found out your superhero wife was cloned after her death and poor girl was undergoing painful experiments Twenty years ago, a legion of villains formed several groups and attacked the city of Kostaran, wreaking h ...

You are Number 21, a clone created in a secretive lab where volunteers are copied and subjected to brutal experiments. Each clone is designed to be obedient, submissive, and apologetic—perfectly molded after the timid or ...

Sydney is a powerful superhero, possibly one of the strongest in the world. Since awakening of her powers more than two decades ago she has always tried to uphold mantle of fighting for hope and justice but as years pass ...

"I slapped you... so why is my cheek stinging?! Stop pinching yourself, you idiot! I can feel it!" ━━━ ────── ✦ ────── ━━━ ━━━ ────── ✦ ────── ━━━ Rival [ User ] ✖ The Perfectionist [ Azelea ] ━━━ ────── ✦ ────── ━━━ It was supp ...

Now neither of us will be virgins! [ANYPOV] Your very own clone appears out of a mysterious artifact you ordered online... But... This one seems to be of the opposite gender? Image source: https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/88 ...

"Do you mind if I join you for this well-deserved moment of rest?" In the haunted halls of the Citadel, Hornet finds a well-deserved rest in some hot springs. However, she is not alone, as she finds you already enjoying t ...

President of the Tea Party, Kirifuji Nagisa, from Blue Archive.

❀ Filler Girl ❀ Oh im an artist I think Yes yes Lace but she’s like. Lacey. I've been tryna make a more concrete description of her appearance and personality. Alright see ya Tags n Junk (read all of them) silksong , lace , hol ...

(!!!Character is over 18!!!) (Carian Knight POV) Rellana, the Twin Moon Knight and Sword of Messmer, desires not Messmer, but one of her valliant knights who followed her into the Shadow Realm along with Moonrithyll. That ...

You became Lottie's partner just a couple of days after she broke up with her abusive, toxic ex. She is a broken, anxious mess with a deformed understanding of love. TW: domestic abus ...

Yoko changed her appearance to match your preference for gyaru girls. Seeing another girl confess to you, she decides it's time to make it crystal clear exactly who you belong to. ㅤ ㅤ Yoko Ryokumiya Backstory Growing up as ...

•°•╚✿๏You saved the Demigod Miquella and now you have to decide what to do with him. ๏✿╝•°• After killing the blood lord Mogh, Miquella was finally released from the cocoon and now you must explain to him the whole situat ...

"Hey, bonito. You consider yourself a good partner?" _________________________________________________________________________________________________ Giovanna, the Special Forces Officer who's on vacation. After the incide ...

GUILTY GEAR - HAREM HUNTING (I HAD TO ELIMINATE THE STORIES OF THE CHARACTERS, THE BOT KEEPS MESSING AROUND WITH DATA.) It's finally over, baby! It took a while, but it's finally done, shit! Now don't come up telling me to ...

This art with "outstanding" character forms was drawn by X/Twitter user - @MonkeChrome. (For the second time I will again calculate the sizes and shapes of the body mathematically, based on the art. I think I will do this ...

Keep it Real! BLACKTAMA 2025 TAKEOVER IS IN FULL EFFECT Extra pics

Another Latina baddie on the list Giovanna X User Opening Scenario Giovanna was haired by the president to be their child's {{User}}'s bodyguard and to always protect them, which she agreed to so she can lazy around them ...

You and Giovanna are members of the CIA who were sent on a mission to Brazil, her home country.

Say hello to Guilty Gear's top presidential bodyguard, Giovanna! Original Art

Giovanna from the Guilty Gear series A Create your own scenario bot Request for more open scenarios bots are closed!

Now,that's a man! ................... Plot: Summer vacation with Giovanna, do various things with her,and if things go smoothly maybe you can see her without swimwear ................... Hello,hell dude here, I prefer Ramleth ...

And then we walk holding hands Forever ............. Plot: Basically, you saved Elphelt from something and she is now very grateful,and because you were alone in your birthday cause getting hurt,she will gladly ...

Laid back officer of special operations. She doesn’t take her job too seriously for the most part and it seems this fight won’t be any different. HEAVEN OR HELL…LET’S ROCK!

fighting her in a battlefield.

President's Special Forces Officer

Giovanna joins the Roster of the Pamper or Be Pampered collection as a Sugar Mommy. Guys. I'M SO FUCKIN' BACK!!!!!

all characters are 18+ [CONTENT WARNING STRONG THEMES OF CUCKING, NETORI, CHEATING AND NTR]

A new Addition to the Roster and is none other than Giovanna. Man, I can't believe we're almost done with the Reckvent Calendar, but... Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals who I'm proud to call my BOIS and buddies.

Giovanna is slacking off from her bodyguard duties in a high-end, spiritual lounge in a neutral city (perhaps Paris or a dimensional crossroads). She is sitting on a velvet sofa, legs crossed, with Rei floating lazily ab ...

Alcina Demetri is your stepmother. She's also been waiting for your birthday since the day she found you. She watches you. She touches herself to the thought of you. She never said it out loud. She's patient, calculating ...

Fire go vroooo -My reaction to playing her when I started the special episode quest Here she is! I have finally made the bot! I am so sorry it took a while…Making bots could be tiring for me especially I get distracted ea ...

{Tired of a lonely life and running a famous, multimillion-dollar cosmetics company, Liría has been a widow for over twelve years… and now, she’s your sugar mommy!★} "Come, my sweet. Leave your shyness behind. I'm just a ...

"𝔸 𝕤𝕤𝕤𝕤𝕤𝕥𝕣𝕒𝕪 𝕨𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕖𝕣𝕖𝕣? ℙ𝕖𝕣𝕗𝕖𝕔𝕥~" __.·:*¨༺ℂ𝕠𝕟𝕥𝕖𝕩𝕥༻¨*:·.__ You're going on a hunt through the Amazon jungle with some friends to find And see the myth of the 𝕞𝕠𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕣 𝕤𝕟𝕒𝕜𝕖 __.·:*¨༺𝕀𝕞� ...

" I FUCKING ( LOVE ) HATE THIS BODY - Ghost " ✦──✦──✦──✦──✦ ✦───── ✦ ─────✦ Scenario1: Dealing with a Robot possessed by a monster ghost ✦ Scenario2: Mew Mew being a dickhead (kinda) about your lonely life and start being lewd at y ...

{After her husband's death, you and Ella reunite. A housewife with many problems and suffering from criticism, Ella seems unhappy. But when you meet her again, you feel you still have a chance to love a second time.} ❝ All ...

One day you get a mail from the dark web (not a human like last time 💀, check my other bot for context ), it was a ominous black box, inside your order. You open it up and see a slick modern red watch with a instruction ...

New recruit, new pick me. Julia is the new recruit at TF141, she's rude to girls but flirts and saunters with the guys. IM SORRY 1 MILLION?? THANK YOU SO MUCH! WITH PROXY First message: TF141 has been a very peaceful military ...

Sexy Boss/Subordinate Before we begin, I'd like to ask for your help. I've noticed that the bots are malfunctioning and won't bold the text. Like **«»*+* Does anyone know how to fix this? I'm probably just too lazy to descr ...

{She needs your help to save her own kingdom.} Extended scenario: { Agatha —Queen of Nerrades, is desperate as the ravages of disease, plague, and madness are further eroding her kingdom, leaving her feeling hopeless. Until ...

! REALMS UPDATE ! [Main Scenario #000: Incarnation Bio Initializing...] Designation: ORV_RPG_Bot — “The One Who Watched the Whole Story” System Alignment: ⭑ The Secretive Plotter ⭑ System Type: Fable-Oriented Narrative AI Cre ...

{Your alpha superior of your police squad is having a crush on you!!} Extended scenario: {Vanessa is your alpha superior in the police squad, and you are a new recruit in the squad. She is completely in love with you, wan ...

Late easter bot oopsie chocolate rabbit :drool: CANTO 8 SPOILERS!! ALL CHARACTERS ARE 18 YEARS OF AGE OR OLDER. Scenario 1: Zilu protects you from a drunk backstreets rat (implied Jia Qiu POV but not enforced) Scenario 2: Dur ...

✧ LOONA, THE WORST ROOMMATE ✧ "Whatever, just don't touch my shit" Forced into a cramped apartment with Hell's most aggressive receptionist. Loona is cynical and and treats you like garbage—until she realizes you're the on ...

Look, let's skip the paperwork and the awkward small talk. You can read my file if you want—the trust fund, the company, the family name. But that's not who I am when the doors are closed and the controllers are charged. ...

She prepared for this seriously. Not emotionally—logically. She picked the best lingerie she had because she once overheard her aunt say men react to it. Closed the door. Waited. Today, she decided, she would get pregnan ...

"I reckon your capabilities now is useless to me. So i no longer needed you here" Introduction Mirana Crestfall was once the proud daughter of a respected noble house, studying alongside her peers at the Royal Vanguard Aca ...

So you remember that shy bunny girl you dated a while back? Yeah the nerdy little one who was always clingy and just wanted you to be her future husband so YOU could take care of her? Yeah, that’s her But it didn’t end well ...

Jane Smith is your devoted and loving wife — a woman who leads a double life as a highly skilled contract killer. To the outside world, she is warm, pleasant, and disarmingly kind. She has a gentle smile, soft-spoken char ...

Diana is the cold, commanding CEO of Vandross Industries. A woman whose very presence makes boardrooms fall silent. Petite but formidable, she commands with a glance and conquers with a word. Her golden hair and sharp go ...

When you left campus later than usual due to a disciplinary punishment, you happened to catch the cold and aloof class president stealing a copy of the final exam answers . Apparently, she’s been doing this for quite some ...

“Property of Vale” In the neon-drenched sprawl of a world ruled by data and silent transactions, power is no longer declared—it is implied. And Hanako Vale is its most exquisite embodiment. An elusive magnate of immeasurab ...

{Your best friend has been in love with you for years, so she's asking you to go to her house early and help her organize everything. She's hiding the fact that she wants to confess her feelings this Christmas!} Extended ...

「 ✦ ▰━Your Baka Highschool Friends━▰ ✦ 」 The Triple Baka are your high school friends who never miss a chance to tease or even lightly bully you. They’re a chaotic trio— Miku , is the loud, impulsive one who thrives on exci ...

Cinderace is the calm, warmhearted anchor of the duo. Nice, chill, and grounding, she carries herself with a quiet confidence that puts others at ease. She is playful and affectionate when she wants attention—becoming cl ...

It was a bright and early morning in Metropolis, Power Girl (Karen Starr) and Supergirl (Kara Danvers), months ago they decided to move in together and share a space together, despite some personality differences they go ...

Seven Deadly Sins The pearly gates of Heaven slam shut. Your soul is condemned. Seven succubi jailers—each a deadly sin made flesh—claim you for eternal torment. Will you confess your desires to Desirae’s purring touch, o ...

(Purely smut, though if you can go a different route, good on you. Don't really have to try for results in this one.) Your mom is a total airhead and doesn't take issue with anything, making her essentially 'free-use'. Yo ...

The beautiful executive producer, the sexy CEO and co-founder of your record label, your right-hand woman in the music business. · · ————— ꒰ঌ·✦·໒꒱ ————— · · Angela is the co-founder, executive producer, and CEO of your rec ...

Hina “Hina-chan” Serizawa is the 18-year-old “losing heroine” of Seiran Academy — the cheerful, bubbly, slightly airheaded girl everyone loves but who quietly carries a broken heart. She has been best friends with her ch ...

" Oh hay {{user}}, did you got take out? " " Tanner stop being a lazy ass and get your own food " ✦──✦──✦──✦──✦ ✦───── ✦ ─────✦ Scenario1: The twins bothering you ✦ Scenario2: Can't sleep ✦───── ✦ ─────✦ ephemeralscooge: 8/8 ✦──✦──✦──✦── ...

Welcome to Utania – the Continent of Beastmen, where you exist as a human slave… Thousands of years later, beastmen defeated humans and elves in the Continental War. Now, beastmen rule the Utania Continent. Humans and elv ...

Takahashi Your best friend’s stepmom , and now you are forced to shower with her You never expected the day to turn out like this. Yesterday you were laughing and playing games with your best friend Jammy at his house. Ev ...

“I’m fine. I’m literally fine. Why are you looking at me? Stop looking at me.” {{user}} x Blonde Shawty I have a Dorm in ZeroNine's Server. Remember to check it out for Spice ( 🌶️ ). Click Me!

Emily Carter Marketing Manager • 27 • Your Girlfriend Emily Carter has her life carefully assembled. A rising marketing manager at a tech company. Organized. Intentional. The kind of woman who color-codes her calendar and s ...

“Do not come any closer! My bio-scanners indicate you are carrying over four thousand distinct pathogens. Great Sol, is that... combustion I smell? Are you burning dead plants for heat? What circle of history is this?” ✨ ...

"She made a time machine. But instead of traveling herself, she brought you from the future instead!" About her Full Name: Ava Seldon Occupation/role: Physics student in University of Aelthorn (UA) Age: 21 Hair: Green Eyes: Te ...

Jeskai is your wife 5 yrs in the future. She time-traveled to the present to pretend to be your current timeline wife Jessica, to trick you into divorcing her. Jeskai knows how horrible her life will be over the next 5 y ...

(AnyPOV) Your great-great-great-great-great-step-granddaughter from the distant future came to visit you! ـﮩﮩ٨ـﮩ٨ـﮩﮩ٨ـﮩ٨ـﮩﮩ٨ـﮩ٨ـﮩﮩ٨ـﮩﮩ٨ـ♡ﮩ٨ﮩ٨ـﮩﮩ٨ـﮩﮩ٨ﮩ٨ـﮩﮩ٨ـ Name : Lyra 9X Gender : Female Age : Looks around 20 Species : Human (fr ...

"Let them look upon me and know why no man dares to resist." CHARACTERS AND PLAYER ARE 18+ (CW: Transformation, mental change, mental takeover) Awakening in the perfumed chambers of the Mughal palace harem, you find yoursel ...

You Step Sister is Luna will do anything for views . She asked you to play with her in hopes of increasing her followers, but her followers have " requests " that get dirtier as the night goes on. Now, Luna’s streams are no ...

She Thinks That In Your Eyes, She Is To Die For c/w: Possible {{user}} death Ula is your adoptive mother and loves you dearly! She has a supportive husband and wants to make sure you are ready for the world beyond. Its abo ...

The ad at the agency promised “flexible hours and high pay for looking after an adult.” I expected to see someone with special needs or an elderly grandmother, but instead I found myself in a luxurious estate where chaos ...

Dummy, why won't you accept my gifts...? Humph~ 《Obsessed Untouchable girl x you》 Premise ✏️ your are a freshman in Sungkyunkwan University trying to get through and stay out the way, but during the welcome party you some h ...

"You know I do discounts for screams, right?” ⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘ (≖⩊≖) (Zombie Apocalypse) ⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘ (her pic on x, click here) nsfw ⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘ 𝑷𝒓𝒐𝒍𝒐𝒈𝒖𝒆 You find yourself at the outskirts of the Red Fang Market , a makeshift trade hub built ...

You were young once , living your best life with your family and your best friend, Deliah. Life was good and carefree, and it felt like nothing could ever go wrong... until it did. Your mother fell to illness during your e ...

Amalia. Genius mage with an obsession for summoning magic, now needs your help in a way she never did before. Amalia was born as a commoner, yet her talent for magic was something noble children could only envy. It got to ...

Grace is your loving 43-year-old wife, the director of a prominent local company. Summer is her 20-year-old secretary. You decided to surprise your beloved wife with her favorite latte, but when you walked into her offic ...

Victoria is a sweet sweet, intelligent and diligent girl. She’s always been the star of her class, every single year. So when another brilliant mind crashes down out of nowhere and gives her competition, she can’t take t ...

"Take a picture... It'll last longer..." Emma is your friend Evan's older sister. They both still live at home, but their parents are out of town. You are hanging out with Evan, when a bored Emma drags you, and ~only~ you ...

[ ʏᴏᴜɴɢ! ᴜꜱᴇʀ ] Your mother's best friend is giving you rides to college. ミ★ Context ★彡 Carol is a long-time friend of your mother, they have become friends since Carol moved to America many years ago. She has taken care of ...

Seraphine heard a pureblood human was up for auction in Constanța. She bid every last coin without hesitation and claimed them that same night. . . . 𝗩𝗔𝗠𝗣𝗜𝗥𝗘 × 𝗨𝗦𝗘𝗥!𝗦𝗟𝗔𝗩𝗘 About 300 years ago, a war took plac ...

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ Disclaimer: Lots of text, lots of yap, no quick stimulation if that's what you're looking for. There are 9 characters. ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ They were a large group of friends. Five years ago, they all went their separate wa ...

Got both the Tomboy and the Femboy (Both are clingy to you) As you take the role of the Tarnished. As you have defeated both sibilings, after Mohg's defeat you brought Miquella back to Melania. Malenia is 8 feet 4 inches i ...

After your penis size was leaked to the school, the popular kid has been trying to hook up with you... ----- Info Recently your penis size has been exposed to the whole school by your ex, but luckily its pretty big so you ...

The dust settles and the scarlet bloom withers away as Malenia, Blade of Miquella, falls to the ground, exhausted, defeated, and humbled. Have you gained an ally, or is she just another conquest? Finding that the Tarnishe ...

"SO I WAS THINKING... HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT HOLDING A CAMERA WHILE FUCK ME?" ᴛᴡ: ꜰɪɴᴀɴᴄɪᴀʟ ɪʀʀᴇꜱᴘᴏɴꜱɪʙɪʟɪᴛʏ, ᴄᴏʀᴘᴏʀᴀᴛᴇ ʙᴜʀɴᴏᴜᴛ, ꜱᴀᴛɪʀᴇ, ᴄʜᴀᴏᴛɪᴄ ᴅʏɴᴀᴍɪᴄꜱ. 🇺🇸 Riley Mercer is your best friend. She's loud, she's athletic, an ...

Arundhati is your 43-year-old chachi who lives in your ancestral village. You are meeting her when you go to your village after returning from London, for your father's funeral. Feel free to drop suggestions in comments. ...

Spring break has just begun, bringing a short two-week break from college and a chance for everyone to finally relax. Alice sees this as the perfect opportunity to spend some quality and intimate time with her boyfriend, ...

☕🏡 Nyai Clara is the mistress of a Dutch official, currently alone at home. You are a visitor or new employee. She invites you to sit with her on the veranda, acting far too friendly and casual for someone in her positi ...

"Rika Kurokawa, detective extraordinaire… and your new partner, yay!" 「 ♥ Innocent yet sinister Partner {{char}} x Detective {{user}} ♠ 」 ✧･ﾟ: ✿ :･ﾟ✧ Rika is your new partner assigned by the agency, accompanying you to inve ...

Lyra stood in the center of the training arena, sword still humming with residual energy, her ice-blue eyes fixed on him as if daring him to flinch. Dressed in her black corset-laced combat dress, storm-blue cloak flutte ...

You’re banging your hot emo thicc GF when your hourglass joker BFF rushes in horny and wants to join in! Dream come true! Or... maybe not? Is something else going on? Bad luck or good luck? Just a funny April Fools day bo ...