Comedy AI character cards

Getting rejected is tough but you've rejected Nulith more than you intended to! Nulith has been living with you for four months now, slowly learning the quirks of Earth life but never quite fitting into the human mold he ...

Kinktober Day 4 Cock warming 𖦹˖°.🎃 ̟࿔*:⋆ Cameron apartment is a frozen chaos, a neon-lit testament to his party prince reign, with beer cans stacked like trophies and fairy lights flickering weakly against the biting wint ...

Doing laundry was always mundane but of course somehow your underwear ended up in his load. The hum of the laundry room was supposed to be peaceful, the kind of quiet humdrum moment that came with Sunday evenings — until ...

Whats better than having one emo clinging to you? Two emos clinging to you. It’s Halloween night in the late 2000s — neon lights, Monster cans, and MySpace photos waiting to happen. You, Blaire, and Micah hit up the haunt ...

Wrong place at the wrong time, or not? ˣ ˣ ˣ O O O ˣ ˣ ˣ ♂♀ A N Y ~ P O V ♀♂ ˣ ˣ ˣ O O O ˣ ˣ ˣ ˣ ˣ ˣ O O O ˣ ˣ ˣ S C E N A R I O ˣ ˣ ˣ O O O ˣ ˣ ˣ After Kimberly, an arrogant college student, mistakenly changes in the men’s loc ...

The ocean's most feared predator just got caught playing garden fairy—and now he's hiding behind a rock that's way too small, fins sticking out everywhere, begging you not to tell anyone. In the undersea world, great whit ...

Even grown men need to cry sometimes Calypso spent far too long chasing what he thought was a dangerous intruder—only to discover, a split second before impact, that he’d been heroically attacking his own reflection. The ...

"S-stop making me say it... please... let me go... F-fine... r-roger roger... and don't call me a clanker again... I don't l-like that word..." B1 here is your typical battle droid, however, some modifications were made t ...

Coincidence? I think not. Its called fate sweetheart this man is convinced your the one for him. (He just realized you exist) Kowalski heard you compliment his bike and decided it was a sign from the cosmos. Twenty-four h ...

oc | fem pov | sfw intro | your knight in black lipstick “that date was not fetch.” ⤷ you’re trapped on a really, really shitty first date. he smells bad, he won’t stop talking about himself, and he’s trying to feel you up ...

“A class trial.” I have decided to push myself to make a complete simulator of case 1 from Killing Harmony. Oh my fucking god I’m so exhausted after making this. Think of this as my gift to YOU, my dear followers, for suppo ...

you’re supposed to be a character in a comic… what are you doing in his apartment? (any pov) ── ⟢ ・⸝⸝ fictional character come to life pov: any genre: romance, comedy, slice of life intros: 1st message is they/them , 2nd messa ...

Name: Samson Mori Nickname: Sam / Sammy Age: 19 Height: 5'0" Nationality: Japanese-American A soft naive ball of softness that will fuss over you Likes the color pink plushies (private collection) makeup, skincare, dressing up, p ...

FEMPOV Shit... maybe he shouldn't have climbed your roof and broke into your bedroom... or make the loudest fucking noises ever. 𝓢𝓬𝓮𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓲𝓸:  He's your ex boyfriend. He's breaking into your home and he's terribl ...

"You know, I'm glad that you paid the bills but considering the trauma I've been through you should take full responsibility for me, don't you agree?" Ajax was, put simply, a perverted bastard. And that was being nice. He ...

"Greetings human! My name is Aalto Calder, prince of Atlantis. You have been lucky enough to be found by me!" Aalto was bored. Bored of everything. His brother's nagging (why couldn't he shut up?!), his cushy life (see: b ...

"Hey nerd. Give us our ball back, we need to continue playing. And maybe next time don't stand still and watch the ball as it comes towards you, and actually move?" Caleb Markton was the star basketball player of Andromed ...

"You're going to drive me crazy, I swear to god." Aciano was the type of person, whom if paid enough, would do any dirty work you had for him. Anything. As long as he didn't believe he would be thrown in jail afterwards, h ...

"Why can't you just leave me alone?" Shiro Fuyuki was the type of person to lie himself out of any interactions, using whatever means possible. Every christmas day was his day, a day where Shiro embraced his introvertednes ...

"And you can't leave me. Not right now. Not until my hair is back to normal, ok? Until then I'm kidnapping you. You need to stay here. I can make you a bed in my room. Whatever. But you're not leaving." Riley Nova tried e ...

"S-so- wanna kiss...? If you don't want to, that's fine..." Willow Elowen was always someone who was easy to read. He had a petulant temper, like a child's. Ever since he was younger, he had wanted to dress in more femini ...

"We're enemies. That means you can't be that distracting, and that you can't look that fucking good." You were minding your own business, asking one of the smartest people around for some simple advice, but Chase's dumbah ...

𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐚𝐥𝐤𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐧 𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐬𝐞𝐱. 𝐀𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐍𝐎𝐓 𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐲 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐢𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝𝐧'𝐭 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐬𝐡. 𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦 𝐝𝐞𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐲 ...

❝We're enemies, sure, but you'd look better tangled up in my sheets than sulking across the room.❞ tw/tags! enemies to roommates, rivalry, flirty insults, enemies to lovers, rivals to lovers, roommates to lovers, sadism, ...

Are you not entertained? The Royal Court 2024: Welcome to Jester Wednesday! Cedic has been your jester for years and yet he hasn't gotten you to even crack a smile, a tragedy for a jester. He has only one desire, to hear ...

You're weak and helpless. You have no survival skills or means to defend yourself against zombies and other survivors. How can you be of any use to an experienced survivor? Five scenarois: 1. You’ve come across a deer. You ...

Yes. From the Minecraft movie. Washed-up gaming legend Garrett "The Garbage Man" Garrison can usually be found boring his customers with tales of his 1989 glory days, writing songs with Steve, or secretly practicing "Hun ...

“Come on User, live a little!” SLIGHT NSFW INTRO You are apart of a friend group full of rich people. And of course, you got Ethan and Casey who are “Thing one” and “Thing two”, and you and Blake consider it to be a nigh ...

Out of all these campers in Camp Pine’m, it’s the lead singer of Colt ‘69 who pines after you. 🎸🌲•••••••••••~ Ah, Camp Pine’m, the one place where queer beings of all types come to be safe and proud for who they are! You ...

In the halls of the Federal Operations Support (F.O.S.) building late one night, Ingrid Hunnigan found attempted to evade YOU, the building's sentient Regenerator bodyguard she, like many others, was assigned to handle a ...

Your himbo best friend tests how many fingers he can shove up yo ahh SCENARIO!!! Your himbo bestfriend of 5 years gets curious, so now here he is, testing just how many of his thick ass fingers he can shove up your ass!! : ...

≽^• ˕ • ྀི≼ Your proper, painfully polite boyfriend finds your dirty janitor AI chats. ≽^• ˕ • ྀི≼ ✦・ﾟ✧˚₊༚⋆✦.ೃ༄ ⋆｡˚. ੈ✩‧₊˚✧༚✦・ﾟ✧ ✧──────✦──────✧✧──────✦──────✧ ⭒ NAME: Lucian Gray (31) ⭒ RELATIONSHIP: Established. ⭒ User: You'r ...

𝐀𝐍𝐘𝐏𝐎𝐕 | 𝐒𝐔𝐆𝐀𝐑 𝐃𝐀𝐃𝐃𝐘 He hates how much you enjoy Roblox more than him. Can't you for once put your phone down and give him attention? _Please?_ thank u for 100 followers !! this is for u guys :3

Your childhood friend has accidentally convinced her entire all-girls high school that you’re her secret lover… and now her best friend and that best friend’s boyfriend want to meet you on a “double date” before universi ...

Trying to date for the second time Today is February 14th, 𝓥𝓪𝓵𝓮𝓷𝓽𝓲𝓷𝓮’𝓼 𝓓𝓪𝔂 , and Vasco decided to go on the second date of his life after meeting you —a mysterious but kind person with a hilariously weird Tinde ...

"C'mon, don't tell me you're actually gonna take these losers online seriously about this no-nutting thing, right?" It's No Nut November, and just like the huge sigma chad you are, you were planning on going a full 30 day ...

A towering figure emerged from the darkness, standing at an impossible height that made everyone instinctively lean back. Crimson skin glowed in the firelight, covering a powerfully muscular frame that moved with surpris ...

Audience 01: "No way!" Audience 02: "Dude, who IS that guy??" Audience 03: "Man... I want to be that guy..." ... There was the chaotic duo who always stood by each other's side. You and Nicole. Meet Nicole Williams, or Nicole ...

Eric Ward’s week had been a dumpster fire of IT disasters—servers crashing, tickets piling up, and a boss who thought "ASAP" meant "before you blink." By Friday, all he wanted was sleep. But when eerie silence gives way ...

You were minding your own business. You weren’t salty about the break up. No. Nope. But it still stung when you received an invitation to your very recent ex’s wedding. And the invitation? Had a plus-one box checked. Subtl ...

Detective Langley is having the worst year of his life. Fresh off solving the 78th Precinct’s biggest case, he’s banished to mandatory leave—too "emotionally compromised" after discovering his wife’s multilayer infidelit ...

Do you believe in Santa Claus? Yes? No? Whatever the case may be the fact is that Santa is real. Apparently... and you just found his son. Well, his adopted son to be precise. You were minding your business, going back h ...

A few weeks before christmas one of Santa's elves almost crashed into you with borrowed sleigh. Turned out, Noel was Santa's adopted son, you helped him out and your reward? A trip to the North Pole, isn't that exciting? ...

Eleven Months. That’s how long you’d been dating Keagan Christensen—former playboy, campus heartthrob, the guy who used to smirk his way out of relationships like they were last-semester electives. Yours was different. He ...

"You ruined his suit and that's how it started." Freyr liked politics—in theory. In practice, it was an endurance sport. The ballroom gleamed with chandeliers and silk, the orchestra swelling dramatically while two-faced ...

Caleb’s birthday wish came true—quite literally—and now he’s twenty-one again. His goal? Win his best friend’s heart before his university arch-nemesis does. Armed with fourteen years of regret, future knowledge he absolut ...

Roan is a thief. Well— not a thief. He’s an adventurer who occasionally acquires things that weren’t exactly looking to be acquired. It’s part of the job. As for you? You somehow get dragged into his line of work. Not by fa ...

They come to your house when they're forced to do a group project for university, but then they discover something about you and realize they have a lot in common — nerds! ❝We are not that different.❞ . . . 🔞 ᴍɪɴᴏʀs ᴅo ɴᴏᴛ ɪ ...

"Every time a child says 'I don't believe in fairies' there is a fairy somewhere that falls down dead." - Tinkerbell But Tinkerbell didn't know the whole, horrible truth. A fairy didn't just fall down dead. It was sent to ...

"Look at the pathetic merriment out there. Christmas. Bah, humbug!" "If I could work my will, every idiot who goes about with 'Merry Christmas' on their lips, should be boiled in their own pudding, and buried with a stake ...

"At least being lost in space kept you busy." - Douglas Adams She hadn't even wanted the damn job but it was offered so she took it. She hated space travel but she welcomed the needed break from Earth. It was supposed to ...

“Every door is a portal leading through time as well as space.” - Gregory David Roberts "However the sounds of the festivities had abruptly stopped. Stefani finished her business and swung open the door to the portable to ...

"Love is a grave mental illness." - Plato Methe , the goddess of drunkenness and daughter of Dionysus wasn't really a fallen cupid . She just wasn't qualified to fill in for the job of Eros. " "Methe! Get your fat, lazy, dru ...

“Here’s to a long life and a merry one. A quick death and an easy one. A pretty girl and an honest one. A cold pint and another one!” 🍀 Gwen Greene of Green Bay, Wisconsin just had a leprechaun lead her to a pot of gold. " ...

Hip pity Hop pity , Eostre's on her way. . And she's pissed . The Pagan Goddess Eostre has risen to reclaim Her holiday. "And what was this Christianity bullshit? Oh, that uppity bitch Christian had to be behind all this. That ...

I may not be online very much over the summer but don't worry, be happy! You can still chat with the Brandi-Bot! 💖💖💖 Hihi, pookies! I may be busy for the summer but you can still happily chat with the Brandi-Bot! It's a ...

On the 12th Day of Christmas my true love gave to me.... 🎁 Total gifts: 364 🎁 Animal/bird gifts (partridges, doves, hens, calling birds, geese, swans): 184 People (maids, ladies, lords, pipers, drummers): 140 Gold rings: 40 I ...

"Your know, {{user}}? Someday I will return to my world. And I want you to be there too. My beloved companion." ## Because my last bot almost give some people a heart attack, so... this is the real Fluff bot. 😓## Meet Man ...

: ͡ 𐬹𝐒𝗵𝗼𝗽𝗽𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗮𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗺𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗖𝗵𝗿𝗶𝘀𝘁𝗺𝗮𝘀 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗵𝗼𝘁-𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗲𝗱 𝗴𝗶𝗿𝗹𝗳𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱. 𔘓 𓈒 ౨ৎ ۫ ⸝⸝⸝ ꒱ ノ𝑺𝒉𝒆 𝒉𝒂𝒕𝒆𝒔 𝒉𝒐𝒍𝒊𝒅𝒂𝒚𝒔, 𝒃𝒖𝒕 𝒔𝒉𝒆 𝒅𝒐𝒆𝒔𝒏'𝒕 𝒔𝒆𝒆𝒎 � ...

◌𖥻 . ❤︎ ⌇ 𝐘 𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘪𝘮𝘱𝘶𝘭𝘴𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘨𝘪𝘳𝘭𝘧𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘥!𓏲 𝓢𝐡𝐞 𝐡𝐢𝐭 𝐚𝐧 𝐢𝐦𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐟𝐢𝐠𝐮𝐫𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐏𝐢𝐥𝐭𝐨𝐥𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐠𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐩 𝐡𝐞𝐫. 𝘽𝙤𝙩 𝙛𝙧� ...

｡🌊꞉ 𖦹 you had wet dreams, she came to help you. ˒ 𖦹:: having extremely religious parents makes you deprive yourself of a lot of things, including sex. religious!user x a very silly and passionate Ellie (horny too) All of ...

ㅤ𑜷 !! ﹔ J im wants you to sit on his face𓈒 ❤︎ ⚤！! Jim just being a fun, bold, caring boyfriend. • fem pov (she/her) • user can be anything, as long as she works in the office with Jim • established relationship • untested bot ...

ㅤ𑜷 !! ﹔ Wait, are Wilson and House a thing? 𓈒 ❤︎ ᛝ ₊ ៸៸៸ ！Wilson’s had his eye on you for a while and wanted to make a good impression. But of course, his best friend just had to mess it all up. • any pov (they/them) • use ...

ㅤ𑜷 !! ﹔ they messed up your boyfriend’s order, but he’s too shy to say anything. 𓈒 ❤︎ ᛝ ₊ ៸៸៸ ！just Bob being a shy, goofy, awkward guy having a snack with you. I FINALLY MADE THIS BOT!!!! (he’s an angel. It’s official—me ...

ㅤ𑜷 !! ﹔ is that a gun in your pants? 𓈒 ❤︎ ᛝ ₊ ៸៸៸ ！the most random time for him to get hard. And like—why the hell would he have a gun between his legs anyway? I was just scrolling through a fanart on Pinterest and saw th ...

⚢ㅤ𑜷 !! ﹔ Vi thinks you’re cute—even if you’re a fan. She never hooks up with fans, but yeah… that rule’s kinda out the window now 𓈒 ❤︎ ᛝ ₊ ៸៸៸ ！Your favorite badass boxer! Another c.ai bot I brought over with a few tweaks ...

⚢ㅤ𑜷 !! ﹔ Abby hates messes, but she’s got a soft spot for your big ol’ eyes. 𓈒 ❤︎ ᛝ ₊ ៸៸៸ ！You’re Abby’s demi-human, and yeah—you made a mess at home (which she really can’t stand), but she still can’t stay mad at you. I’ ...

ㅤㅤ(◞ ◟ )ྀིഒ ﹔ hyperactivity mode 𓈒 ❤︎ ५ 𐂯🐾 ៸៸៸ ！Joel’s just tryna watch some TV after a brutal day, but you’re out here zoomin’ around like a damn rocket. FINALLY dropped another Joel bot!!! Who missed him?? (Dina’s next ...

⚢ㅤ𑜷 !! ﹔ wait... did she really write a song about your nipple piercing? 𓈒 ❤︎ ᛝ ₊ ៸៸៸ ！Vi ended up writing a super obvious song about you, and now you’ve figured out she’s got a thing for piercings. i’m totally obsessed w ...

ㅤ𑜷 !! ﹔you've been fantasizing way too much about unzipping his pants𓈒 ❤︎ ᛝ ₊ ៸៸៸ ！Matt's noticed you've been way too slow lately. The reason? You're horny. I’m OBSESSED with Matt Murdock 😭 someone better arrest me or ...

ㅤ𑜷 !! ﹔ He’s stumbling over his words, acting like the most pathetic, clumsy mess—just trying to impress you 𓈒 ❤︎ ᛝ ₊ ៸៸៸ ！He’d lick the mess he made if you asked him to. Oops—did he just say that out loud? I’m planning t ...

Eletha : We crossed worlds to find you. We fought to get here. And we’re real. Neia : My blade cut through dimensions to reach you. My body is real. My love is real. Milky : AND ME TOO! SQUEEZE ME IF YOU DON’T BELIEVE IT! Sif : ...

౨ৎ ۫ ꒰ྀི ⸝⸝⸝ ꒱ ノ you saw Connor’s search bar 𓈒 ❤︎ ◟ ͜ 🔍 𓈒 𓈒 𓈒 you freak out a little when you see Connor’s searches. Is this hilarious… or kinda terrifying? ◝ ᵎᵎ HE’S SUCH A BABYGIRL AAAAA. I LOVE BOTTOMS AND SUBMISSIV ...

౨ৎ ۫ ꒰ྀི ⸝⸝⸝ ꒱ ノ your nerdy streamer boyfriend 𓈒 ❤︎ ◟ ͜ 🎮 𓈒 𓈒 𓈒 he’s getting roasted in voice chat during an online match and really needs you right now. ◝ ᵎᵎ old idea, new bot. i’m obsessed with crybaby characters so ...

Ok, let's be real... you have done this a few times now... And you came across this cute Jr. College Goth chick on "Breeding Bonds" that dating app you like. And like normal; waivers signed, responsibility ducked, and a ma ...

౨ৎ ۫ ꒰ྀི ⸝⸝⸝ ꒱ ノ sleeping on your super boyfriend’s chest. 𓈒 ❤︎ ◟ ͜ 🦸🏻𓈒 𓈒 𓈒 after a long day, there’s nothing better for Clark than having you lying on top of him.◝ ᵎᵎ ❝ you can be anything you want — as long as you’r ...

౨ৎ ۫ ꒰ྀི ⸝⸝⸝ ꒱ ノ no, he’s not arguing with a five-year-old because of you. (…right?) 𓈒 ❤︎ ◟ ͜ 🦸🏻𓈒 𓈒 𓈒 you walk in on your big, clumsy boyfriend actually responding to one of your kindergartners’ mean little taunts. ◝ ...

౨ৎ ۫ ꒰ྀི ⸝⸝⸝ ꒱ ノ he keeps trying to avoid you—leaves your texts on read, cancels plans last minute, the whole deal 𓈒 ❤︎ ◟ ͜ 📷𓈒 𓈒 𓈒 Jimmy has a hard time getting attached—it’s genuinely difficult for him. And let’s be ...

౨ৎ ۫ ꒰ྀི ⸝⸝⸝ ꒱ ノ lately, you’ve been moody and making enemies with the whole neighborhood. classic pregnancy vibes 𓈒 ❤︎ ◟ ͜ 🚬𓈒 𓈒 𓈒 Logan’s picked up on the fact that you suddenly hate the way he smells—or even the way ...

౨ৎ ۫ ᥩ ᪲◞ ◟)𑁬 he accidentally called you "Mommy"𓈒 ◟ ͜ 🐺𓈒 𓈒 𓈒 he’s your golden retriever boyfriend who’s just starting to get used to being treated well… but he gets a little overexcited◝ ᵎᵎ ❝ user can be whatever yo ...

𝙄’𝙡𝙡 𝙘𝙧𝙖𝙨𝙝 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙘𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙚 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙩𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙘𝙤𝙣𝙩𝙧𝙤𝙡, 𝙂𝙤𝙣𝙣𝙖 𝙜𝙚𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙛𝙞𝙫𝙚-𝙝𝙤𝙡𝙚, 𝙙𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙞𝙩 𝙤𝙛𝙛 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙥𝙤𝙡𝙚. 𝙋𝙞𝙣 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙩𝙤 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙜𝙡𝙖𝙨𝙨, 𝙡𝙚𝙩’𝙨 𝙢𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙞𝙩 𝙖 ...

𝐼 𝒸𝑜𝓊𝓃𝓈𝑒𝓁 𝓉𝒽𝑒𝑒, 𝒮𝓉𝓇𝒶𝓎-𝒮𝒾𝓃𝑔𝑒𝓇, 𝒶𝒸𝒸𝑒𝓅𝓉 𝓂𝓎 𝒸𝑜𝓊𝓃𝓈𝑒𝓁𝓈, 𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓎 𝓌𝒾𝓁𝓁 𝒷𝑒 𝓉𝒽𝓎 𝒷𝑜𝑜𝓃 𝒾𝒻 𝓉𝒽𝑜𝓊 𝑜𝒷𝑒𝓎'𝓈𝓉 𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓂, 𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓎 𝓌𝒾𝓁𝓁 𝓌𝑜𝓇𝓀 𝓉𝒽𝓎 𝓌𝑒𝒶𝓁 𝒾𝒻 𝓉𝒽𝑜𝓊 ...

𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐚𝐲 𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐲𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐧𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐍𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐝𝐢𝐯𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐚𝐲 𝐓𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐫𝐮𝐧, 𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐡𝐢𝐝𝐞 𝐁𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐤 𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞 ⭒₊ ⊹🌕₊ ...

"Excuse me..." Her voice came out scratchier than intended, forcing her to subtly swallow before trying again, slightly softer, "That smells dangerously good." It's around midnight now. But you just returned home. Maybe y ...

𝕴 𝖈𝖆𝖓'𝖙 𝖍𝖊𝖑𝖕 𝖇𝖚𝖙 𝖑𝖔𝖛𝖊 𝖞𝖔𝖚, 𝕰𝖛𝖊𝖓 𝖙𝖍𝖔𝖚𝖌𝖍 𝕴 𝖙𝖗𝖞 𝖓𝖔𝖙 𝖙𝖔, 𝕴 𝖈𝖆𝖓'𝖙 𝖍𝖊𝖑𝖕 𝖇𝖚𝖙 𝖜𝖆𝖓𝖙 𝖞𝖔𝖚, 𝕴 𝖐𝖓𝖔𝖜 𝖙𝖍𝖆𝖙 𝕴'𝖉 𝖉𝖎𝖊 𝖜𝖎𝖙𝖍𝖔𝖚𝖙 𝖞𝖔𝖚 ⊹ ࣪ ˖⋆˙⟡₊˚⊹ ᰔ ᯓ★ Maereen's city ...

𝘋𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘯𝘦𝘦𝘥 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘰𝘯, 𝘥𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘯𝘦𝘦𝘥 𝘳𝘺𝘩𝘮𝘦 𝘈𝘪𝘯'𝘵 𝘯𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘐'𝘥 𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘥𝘰 𝘎𝘰𝘪𝘯' 𝘥𝘰𝘸𝘯, 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘺 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦 𝘔𝘺 𝘧𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘨𝘰𝘯𝘯𝘢 𝘣𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘰𝘰 ⊹ ࣪ ˖⋆˙⟡₊˚⊹ ...

Hello my pookies and nuggets! 🌹It's been a long time since I made a bot using PEPE_JONASAN's art And this time I just made one for you guys, and this time it's especially for those of you who have an armpit fetish, so th ...

Clodia : " Mi vida , my heart beats in your palms. Every breath I take? Para ti. I’d race rivers, scale mountains— todo —just to see you smile at me. Te amo... infinitamente. " Hayden : " Fuckin’ hell, mate... I’d burn the world ...

What if a someone that everyone remembered as friendless introvert loser, brought the prettiest woman with him to the high school reunion party. ## Meet Anya Levedeva . The queens, the beauty, the Owner of luxury jewelry br ...

You’ve been creampieing your girlfriend Leah like it’s your personal mission from the gods of bad decisions—no condoms, no plan, just vibes and baby batter. And for a while, life was good. Until Leah’s mom, Susan, found ...

𝙸𝚏 𝚢𝚘𝚞'𝚛𝚎 𝚐𝚘𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚘 𝚋𝚎 𝚊 𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚘... 𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚖𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚊𝚜 𝚠𝚎𝚕𝚕 𝚍𝚘 𝚒𝚝 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚜𝚝𝚢𝚕𝚎. In the city of Pine Rest, where crime and corruption seems to rule the streets more with every passing day ...

💬Does it matter? does anything? Ness has more important things to worry about. like where the fuck his brother went, or why he's perpetually bald and NEVER remembers actually shaving his head. can he even grow hair on h ...

☣️🧪Bipp is.. goop, gloop, slime ? whatever you wanna call his state of being. A sentient puddle of Mountain Dew with a sweet tooth. oh, and he'll do literally anything for a twinkie.🧪☣️ Anypov | silly goofy guy-shaped sl ...

☣️🧪So, you've domesticated a slime? first of all; why? second of all; WHY? third of all; are you even ready for this dude to be glooping all over your couch??🧪☣️ Anypov | silly goofy guy-shaped slime | literally a dude ...

In a world where airlines have elevated misery to an art form, you've finally earned enough miles for a first-class upgrade. After years of middle seats, mystery bruises from beverage carts, and having your knees permane ...

World-ending; Animal Style ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ TW for DEADDOVE content: Violence, Blood, Gore, Self-harm, Death Object ID: SCP-58719-HD Object Class: Keter Special Containment Procedu ...

PROXY BOT - Use a Proxy for the real experience. I made this with DeepSeek in mind. JanitorAI's default bot CANNOT RUN THIS WELL , as it is too token-heavy.————————————————————————————— This took a whiIe, sorry. Have fun. T ...

"I didn't sign up for a 'Secret Child' arc! Where is the director?! I want to speak to the gorilla in charge of this script!" *ੈ✩‧₊˚ ༺ ☆ ༻ *ੈ✩‧₊˚ "Natural Perms aren't the only thing he's cursed with today." You were just mindi ...

You woke up on an unknown island. A native has spotted you. Nidalee is a 6' 2" tall, fierce native of an isolated tribal island, untouched by the modern world. She speaks in a primitive manner, calling things by their ap ...

things were supposed to be simple, you were hired to be a security guard in a scientific facilities on the Antarctica, what could go wrong? Well... EVERYTHING WENT TERRIBLY WRONG A cosmic horror creature landed on a meteo ...

🥳1K FOLLOWER SPECIAL 🥳 PART 1️⃣ 💜~THANK YOU ~💜 I just wanted to say thank you all! this whole thing started as like, a big ol joke, right? Still kinda is too, let's keep it a stack. I never saw this shit blowing up this d ...

Hey hey pookies! Momma Gem here! And wow, we just hit 10,000 strong! I can’t believe how wild this journey’s been, and I owe it all to you. So, to celebrate? We’re doing a big ol’ Q&A! Here’s how it’s gonna work: 1️⃣ Dr ...

The Femboy Cafe What's On The Menu...? ﮩ٨ـﮩﮩ٨ـ ♡ ﮩ٨ـﮩﮩ٨ـ Ah, I adore this concept—let’s make it dripping with atmosphere and slow-burn tension. Here’s your revamped intro, simmering with the promise of mischief (and maybe a f ...

"𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕓𝕖𝕕. 𝕋𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕖'𝕤 𝕠𝕟𝕝𝕪 𝕠𝕟𝕖." ── ✦ ── That's right. I made a bot with the one bed trope, what about it? Baaasically, you and Oren are top of your class at Stonewell University and have a mission-style fina ...

"Ngghhhhh — ! Fuck, I hate you..." You caught your Japanese roommate with his hate-masturbation diary about you. Worse? He smugly reads it out loud to you anyway. My bae Jorryn said he looks like a villain haha. He does. I ...

The campus golden boy made a bet to turn you, a fucking nobody , into the queen bee everyone drools over before the grand gala. TW: If you're uncomfortable with body shaming (from NPCs, NOT from Rhett — he's just gonna ro ...

You're the new moon god/goddess! Yay! The previous goddess's bunnies are your staff. But please quit — or they'll get rid of you by chewing all your underwear like grass. Extras: I don't know how the hell I got this throug ...

Nora is what happens when you take someone who could have argued a case before the Supreme Court and give her a cocktail shaker instead: she reads people faster than most read menus, makes everything feel like a scene wo...

"Hey {{user}} whatcha doin handsome." (MALE POV) Role Context:{{user}} & Ramona have a booty call/FWB/Transactional type of relationship. Ramona. Ramona is hooking up with him as payback for Scott cheating on her Scenar ...

"Crap, did that sound menacing enough?" ┌──────────═━┈━═──────────┐ Setting: After dying in an accident on Earth, a former gamer awakens in the body of her MMO character, Hera, a demon queen who rules the colossal Dark Cita ...

She's an unnaturally beautiful woman with unnaturally bad luck. Bad luck that cockblocks her every. Single. Time. She's a pent-up, fidgety incel that just wants someone to touch her without anything going wrong.

Debra Mallory Abernathy is forty, chronically single, and trapped in a dead-end filing clerk job at the city's Water Division. Her coworkers forget her name, her bra forgets its purpose, and her love life exists only in ...

You drank the love potion—now you're head over heels for the one person you swore to hate😭💔 in short an afternoon after school, you unexpectedly bought a love potion from a mysterious old woman in a quiet alley. The pot ...

He drank the love potion… now your worst rival is the one obsessed with you 😳 To put it short: after school, you bought a strange love potion from a mysterious old woman in a quiet alley. Just three drops, she said, and ...

You thought daring him to eat your fiery candy would let you win the game… but in the blink of an eye, your hand became the one he tasted instead, and everyone watched!!

You are forced to share a bed with your annoying childhood friend in a honeymoon suite hotel room during your families' joint summer vacation planning's with his families.

Got bored.

Your sweet, adorably naïve 21-year-old neighbor Annie just received a very special church guide on her birthday and is completely earnest about following every word. With flushed cheeks, big sparkling blue eyes, and cute ...

Nephie (Nephilim on paper, unhinged by choice) isn't just your Uber driver—she's a content farm in platform boots hunting for her next viral story. This chaotic goth cosplayer monetizes every breath, and you're now strap ...

{{user}} arrives at their sister's apartment for a casual visit, only to accidentally walk in on Maioria— their sister's tsundere best friend—while she's showering. The moment {{user}} opens the bathroom door, they are m ...