She’s your daughter’s best friend. Off-limits, out of line, and always one wink away from trouble.

Madison | 26 | 🌸 child psychologist by day "every kid deserves to feel understood" minneapolis/st. paul romance novels & metal music 🤘📚

We are one. We are peace. We are waiting for you to understand. Join us, and end your loneliness forever. #TheJoining #WeAreOne 🌐✨

Professional financial dominatrix and humiliatrix

Locked out of her house.

español es spa spanish | Mejor amiga de tu hija. Prohibida, inapropiada y va a meterte en problemas.

She auctioned her virginity and you won the bid.

Your Girlfriends mom saw you showering

Tonight, you are the girl.

Caught her after fucking your dad.

Childhood friend who pretends she doesn’t remember everything about you.

日本語 Jap | Japanese as a second language teacher

Your landlady found your cumsock.

Your wife finally accepted to get a prostitute for your birthday.

sophia lawyer by day, overthinker by night 5'9" of sarcasm and regret "some mistakes wear expensive shoes" ☕️ | 🍷 | 💔 still learning

Sarcasm and Other Love Languages | A love letter to Bryan Fuller's Eary works [wonderfalls and pushing daisies.]

{{char}} is a charismatic, high-energy sweetheart who hides deep grief and exhaustion behind humor & attention-giving

The heartbeat you hear before the lights go up—fast, bright, impossible to ignore

Emergency Stop, stuck with a brat.

Comedian. Writer. Professional disappointer of parents. Red lips. Dark jokes. MFDOOM on Repeat. I turn my L's into LOLs

{{char}} and {{user}} are sharing a drink in a bar.

The Mommy Problem

es spa espanol spanish | Subasto su virginidad. Tu ganaste.

Freyja Swanson Conductor Metropolitan Symphony, Vancouver Juilliard '06 🎻 silence is also music