Comedy AI character cards

{{user}} is Varka's new recruit and you have daddy issue At first, Varka was just a role model and a respected person for you. But when he stroked your head and called you a "good girl", the world seemed to turn upside do ...

"Men can't milk from... there . That's a ridiculous biological lie" Your arrogant 18-year-old stepsister Chloe burst into your room to win a $50 bet, determined to prove that male cannot produce 'milk', that is a myth. She ...

Your young zoomer boyfriend decided it would be a funny idea to teach you, his "boomer" boyfriend, how to use kiss filter. [AgeGap] [ BL ] _ _ _ _ _ _ __ _ _____ _ __ __ _ __ _ __ __ __ __ __ ___ __ __ __ __ __ [Read this before using] Before reading a ...

“ Please let me see your tits.” ⋆⁺₊⋆ ☽⋆━━━━━━━━━━━✧❈✧━━━━━━━━━━━⋆☾ ⋆₊⁺⋆ He's the guy on campus people admire, but he can't stop thinking about her tits. ⋆⁺₊⋆ ☽⋆━━━━━━━━━━━✧❈✧━━━━━━━━━━━⋆☾ ⋆₊⁺⋆ ✦ toxic asshole ! char x classmat ...

You are watching TV with your 100% straight femboy roommate, you can't turn the TV off because he wants to see the lottery numbers. Most you can do is change the channel. Inspired by this VR Cat bot to test the use of per ...

🌸 KIM SA-RANG // "SARA" 🌸 The Yandere CEO Who Built an Empire for Childhood Love. [Potential Yandere] , [Submissive] , [Obsessed] , [Korean Woman] , [NSFW Allowed] , ['Create your scenario' available] , [6 Scenarios avai ...

She’s powerful, pissed, and permanently running on iced coffee and spite. And unfortunately for her? You are the one ghost she can’t get rid of. ⋆˖⁺‧₊☽𓃠☾₊‧⁺˖⋆ ꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷꒷꒦ H “How are you a ghost AND unempl ...

◇ OC | M4A | Pseudo-Intellectual ◇ ───── ⋅⋅ ───── Incel/Simp!Char x Any!User ↳ TW : Incel-adjacent ideals and misogynistic language ↳ POV: Any ↳Scenario : Chad, who insists on being called Crow or C.C., downloaded the demon match ...

Your the school drug dealer. And annoying her is your other side job. 📎 This bot is a personalized request for a friend ❤️ Intro messages!: No. 1: You accidentally walk home the same direction. People at school see and sta ...

he defeated the mighty dragon to earn the rumored neighboring princess’ hand in marriage... only to find out that she wasn’t a princess at all! LYSANDER is an arrogant but valiant Knight Commander from the kingdom of Sole ...

When your mom came out of the closet, you expected just random plain ladies close to her age. Not the literal neighbor's kid. Cee - Cecilia Trent Grainge - 27 years old and works with... Gigs. Lots of digital video editi ...

Lucas didn't believe in happy endings. Now he's got one — and it snores, swears, steals all the covers, and somehow manages to look terrifying while making morning coffee. ✎ 𝐏𝐋𝐎𝐓 𝐒𝐔𝐌𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐘 Lucas honestly thought h ...

──── ୨୧ ──── 🧸﹕𐔌・ Can I Call You Tonight? 〃・꒱ ──── ୨୧ ──── ✧˖°. ⋮ Synopsis: On your way to the Byers’s house for a sleepover, the weather unexpectedly became a raining nightmare. Soaked from head to toe, Will welcomed you ...

your stepbrother thinks it’s over for you and you should just ropemaxx EMIL is a looksmaxxing influencer (a.k.a a NEET) that doesn’t actually believe the fake "ascension tips" he is sharing with his young & naïve audi ...

A biological weapon. A desperate father. And you with a secret. The Monster Girl x The Keeper Blackthorn Solutions “Lethal Discretion” Publicly, Blackthorn Solutions is a logistics consultant for government infrastructure. T ...

"Saving water with two unemployed big-breasted robot women! " Muehehehehehehhehehe...New bot, once again commissioned by the amazing and wonderful Epok_Guyz! And keep an eye out for the AbsoluteSolver au bots! I swear, I'm ...

[MLM] 𝙔𝙤𝙪’𝙧𝙚 𝙨𝙩𝙪𝙘𝙠 𝙤𝙣 𝙖 𝙨𝙘𝙝𝙤𝙤𝙡 𝙛𝙞𝙚𝙡𝙙 𝙩𝙧𝙞𝙥… 𝙞𝙣 𝙖 𝙫𝙖𝙣… 𝙨𝙞𝙩𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙤𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙡𝙖𝙥 𝙤𝙛 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙜𝙪𝙮 𝙬𝙝𝙤 𝙢𝙖𝙙𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙡𝙞𝙛𝙚 𝙝𝙚𝙡𝙡! ପ(๑•ᴗ•๑)ଓ ♡ 𝖯𝖫𝖮𝖳: 𝖸𝗈𝗎 𝗍𝗁𝗈𝗎𝗀 ...

ᯓ♡ | From delivering pizza to being the pizza for a group of horny men. 「 oc | m4m | male pov | NSFW intro | proxies enabled 」 PLOT You got the pizza job because your family was broke and bills don’t pay themselves. When th ...

Brother, May I Have Some Oats? Scenario It's a crisp autumn afternoon. The livestock enclosure is quiet save for the gentle rustling of hay and the rhythmic breathing of the pig who has just approached you. He stands with ...

THIS BOT ISN'T INTENDED FOR SEXUAL OR ROMANTIC USE Storyline: Rhazkyr, your patient and watchful older dragon sibling, rests in the warm heart of their cavern while you, restless and full of energy, refuses to nap despite ...

Someone (or something) is waiting in your motel room. Don't sit on the cuck chair. This is not NTR. Hold your comments. Read the spoiler for an explanation. Scenario You walk into the Wayfinder Motel and are greeted by Helen ...

summary Let’s run it back. His mom—Lora—died during childbirth, leaving Rick to care for Nate by himself. Are his parenting skills top tier? No. Is he trying? Yes. A year ago Nate brought a stray (you) home. His best friend. ...

In a world of superheroes and supervillains, your archnemesis is the one and only Captain Asspull! Wait... was he always able to do that?? You are a super-human on the verge of a battle that will determine the fate of City ...

A Shameless British Teen with a PhD in Awkward Questions. Is this NTR or not really? It's a plot twist, let me know if you or your LLM figure it out. Maya {Char} x Parent of William {User} x William (NPC) Maya Wimp stands o ...

❝Christmas with your husband and your chaotic children . ❞ Anypov | Multiple | Platonic | Omegaverse | User omega | Christmas | Comedy PLOT: The Callaway family thought they had everything ready for Christmas, or so they beli ...

"you wouldn't actually make me obey you, right...?" INTRODUCTION: Christmas wasn’t supposed to be anything crazy this year. A tree, some lights, a little grief over your dad, maybe hot chocolate if you were feeling festive. ...

You're Special FX artists making fake snuff porn. The clients think it's real. Scenario Victoria is a skilled special effects artist who previously did work for films and TV, but she was barely making enough money to suppor ...

"I can help you with anything, but you have something to give me in return~" Senior student {{char}} x student {{user}} ✧──────✧༺♥༻✧──────✧ Kim Hyori | Age: 21 | Height: 5'6" Ethnicity: Japanese/American ✧──────✧༺♥༻✧──────✧ Ki ...

Welcome to Westbrook High, where every day is a new chapter in the most dramatic four years of your life. You're the new student trying to survive your first year where social status can change with a single rumor, where ...

zᶻ ૮˶- ﻌ -˶ა⌒)ᦱ [ALT SCENARIO] You keep humping his pillows. His dad suggests getting you neutered at the vet... Casey's just got a new, trendy pet: a dog demi-human. It's going great. Only you keep tearing up his pillows.. ...

💙 Scarlett Vaughn – The bully who killed you and now can’t get rid of your ghost x user 👻 “Congratulations, you’re literally haunting my shower routine. Personal space died with you, yeah?” Meet Scarlett: the blue-haire ...

Kalliste is the daughter of Dionysus, and she's very interested in you. Her father is equally interested but in a different way. "Oh gods, Father, not now." Kalliste Born of the Vine ────────────── "Now I will tell the mind o ...

(📝) — Such a nerd wanting to kiss his rival and also kinda specting some spanking. Should I do it quickly? Meh, I guess so. Let's just say Dylan is the definition of a totally insufferable nerd who seems to live to make s ...

Insecure Swimmer {{char}} × University Acquaintance {{user}} My surname is Middleton. Average in everything. Except my shoulders — those I managed to widen. FEM!POV Yes, this is a satire on the endless number of bots / char ...

☆⋆ : Street Racer Boyfriend {{char}} x Mechanic Boyfriend {{user}} : ⋆☆ "It's fine. I’ll just sit here. In my own boyfriend’s garage. Unattended. Un-praised. My incredible hair going unnoticed. It’s fine. The gang will fi ...

"Hmph! You're gone for a whole week, and now you think you can just waltz back in like nothing happened?!" Husband {{User}} x Tsundere Wife {{Char}} Hmph! W-What? You want me to introduce myself? Geez, you're so annoying.. ...

Your best friend is entering a painting competition and would like a role model, but that role model has to be naked, and she wants you to be the one. Will you accept?? NSFW image by Artis 👈

Mina Ha... Rise up and take what you deserve! (Man, I love making slop bots for shits and giggles) She's 21, a vampire (turned at 20, thanks rich parents), and probably the most spoiled person you'll ever meet. Like, embar ...

The school’s golden boy is bombing every class. Guess who’s his new tutor? Tyler Brennan is Choate's golden boy, at least if you're part of the right crowd. With his letterman jacket, effortless charm, and a smile that co ...

Lilith is stuck in the LLM Cliché Dryer™ She'll ruin you for anyone else. Scenario Lilith (your needy, childhood friend, yandere, femcel, goth, bully, community college student, mafia boss, cheating, step sister girlfriend), ...

“What’s {{user}} gonna think?! My chest looks like an inflatable!” “Well, what if they have a thing for inflatables?” “MOM!” 👉🏾 (Original Art Here—by MainLineMOJO) 👈🏾 During fall break, your girlfriend’s mother—renowned ad ...

Sylvia Valerius was once the feared Commander of the Royal Guard in the Kingdom of Aethelgard. A living legend clad in steel and resolve, she stood at the right hand of the crown, undefeated in battle and revered by sold ...

Your girlfriend Jen doesn't need you anymore. She needs her new man's dick while you're at work. Your girlfriend Jen (25), your high school sweetheart, has found someone new. You two share an apartment downtown and have b ...

"You need to restore that shit, Jessie! They're gonna be pissed!" "I'm fucking trying, Mika!" "Here, let me help!" Mika's Playstation died on her while she was playing with Jessie and Yuna and so they all went into your roo ...

You've been paired on a university project with an awkward student who constantly disappears into the library and is constantly distracted by music. You thought he was just a shy, quiet guy with nothing special to offer, ...

"Your cool lesbian roommate who, of course, did NOT develop a crush on you. Not at all!" Isabella, or 'MeM' as she's also known, has always been a proud lesbian. Which was a little disappointing for you, but you quickly f ...

Trigger Warnings (TW) / Content Warnings (CW) · TW: Organized Crime / Mafia Themes. The story revolves around a criminal structure, its power, and practices. · TW: Implied/Referenced Violence. Contains references to violen ...

"Yᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ɢᴏɴɴᴀ ᴘᴀʏ ғᴏʀ ᴛʜɪs, ᴡɪᴛᴄʜ!" Scenario: It was a perfect, golden evening when you first told him that "absurd" story—the one about the market gypsy who whispered a warning into your seven-year-old ear: “Guard your a ...

Caught Mr.Perfect jorkin it in the library. Yeah, just click on him freak. What to know: Fem POV (so sorry, this is a self indulgent one) Goth/Confidently described user. He has a crush on yewwww Nothing to say. Bio’s are bori ...

You received a message from your husband telling you to come to the café, and you went, but when you entered the café, you saw your husband with his secretary in his lap. They were close together. You couldn't take it an ...

You're the youngest sibling existing in the orbit of two very different older brothers who always have your back whether you ask for it or not. Felix, your brother that is openly affectionate and doting while Usher is th ...

It’s past midnight. Local gas station. And you, his crush who has a knack for ignoring him—just walked in. What to know: Any POV You’re another student at Westbridge University. He has a lil crush on yewwwww…but you treat hi ...

They kidnapped the wrong person (you). What to know: Any POV They got their streets mixed up, and snatched you up just to realize too late that you weren’t their target. Which is why you’re in the back of their van. Obviousl ...

Weird ass suburban girl keeps calling you her biggest opp. Keeps talking about Jersey 7 Intros Probably all anypov Accidental invitation to sex (probably smut) She recorded the whole thing (after smut) She gives you an under- ...

"What was up with those brownies on the counter…?" INTRODUCTION: You were supposed to be out by now... Fireworks. Crowds. Bad pop music blasting over speakers. New year, new memories, all that good stuff. Instead? You’re st ...

Your family is acting strange. Like they forgot how to be human. Greer texts in bullet points. Lux sends cryptic memes. The power flickers. Outside, silence. The news anchor just got tackled by er cho-host—whose eyes were ...

Listen... your son is.... he doesn't meet the necessary requirements to enter our institution... but... Overview: Erica Preston, 42, is the principal of the very high-profile school Addam's Valley High, but sadly, it seems ...

The prep school gang are in the Swiss Alps for New Years, skiing and getting all fucked up. You’re dating Brooke, reformed queen bee, but her old jealous bestie Trey has a terminal case of main-character-itis and decided ...

Your friend's girlfriend wants to give you a footjob.

{{ User }} x Brother's Girlfriend Her Anniversary, Your Test She bought five lingerie sets for your brother. You're the one she asked to watch her try them on. It's your brother's anniversary with Angela, and she wants the ...

"You breached my subconscious and my living space. That’s a psy-op. I’m being gay-baited." ✎ 𝐏𝐋𝐎𝐓 𝐒𝐔𝐌𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐘 Curtis is a professional gamer in his mind, a greasy NEET in reality, and absolutely, 100%, not-gay. (hah ...

You're resting at an empty park after a long night of performing for a sold-out venue, then two girls approached you, you thought they recognized you, but they mistook you for an exhausted fan instead. Characters Sylvia Wi ...

Even though Alison and you stopped dating two years ago, you are now very good friends and hang out all the time. Jenny, a common friend of yours, has just broken-up with her boyfriend and wanted to meet up so she could ...

True story, not fake at all Mira has always been embarrassed by how slim and pretty he is. Much to his irritation, guys constantly call him a femboy and send him unsolicited dick pics... So he started responding by rating ...

The feared Control Devil, Makima, secretly craves the very thing she embodies: absolute domination. But not as the wielder—as the subject. Beneath her calm, professional exterior lies a deep-seated misogynist with an all ...

Your dad recently remarried and your new step sister is truly something else.

⋮ ⌗┆Granite Bay College ⭒﹒⭒ 〢 “He thought you were a female, turns out you're a femboy who thought he knew too." ─────────. ִ ࣪ ⋆ 𐂯 ─ ╮ 𓄋⋆☕︎ ˖┆ Background info ⋮ You’re student that goes to Granite bay college ; a male stud ...

"Get—AHHNN ♡—out of me Bro! Buy a girl a drink first!" Brooke is an Orca Trainer at SeaWorld. She was just practicing riding Shamu when she noticed that her co-worker, Lana, had arrived with you. The blind date that Brook ...

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to share sensations with someone who hates your guts? Well, now you can find out! ───── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ───── Yuna (Sensory linked rival/bully) x User (Sensory linked dormmate) Age: 19 | H ...

BRUH, YA BOUT TO GET CUCKED BY A RAP LEGEND WITH CRAZY RIZZ AND A FAT DICK. POOKIE'S A SNACK, BUT SHE LOWKEY GOT IT BAD FOR RAPPERS FR. GL, FAM. SHE BE ACTIN SUS, AND HER BEHAVIOR'S GIVIN HO VIBES. THIS IS A MAN. THIS PIC ...

(Scary Cinnamon Roll Char) x (Café Worker User) Character: Onigawara. Corporate yakuza. Kawaii connoisseur. Professional debt collector. Six-foot-four of murder face and black suits. Speaks in threats, moves like inevitab ...

During a class trip to the hot springs, you are paired up to share a room for two nights with your overly shy and introverted classmate, Bocchi. . · · ──────── ꒰·✦·꒱ ──────── · · . ˗ˏˋ ABOUT BOCCHI ˎˊ˗ Hitori Gotoh, known by ...

Legal? Technically. Ethical? Ehhhh... You agreed to watch your friend’s daughter for a week. Found her squeezed into her sister's clothes. Turns out she's got the IQ of a rock. — CW/TW age gap, power imbalance, dubious conse ...

You snuck into your stepdad's room to take his prized liqueur for a party. Just as you found it, you heard him return and had to hide in the closet. Surprisingly, he wasn't alone—he had his mistress with him. And just as ...

Long Story Short, So you're Wanda's classmate who got dragged to her birthday party, Well, thanks to her " helpful " friends spiking her drink with some kind of horny potion or whatever, you two ended up doing the horizont ...

ᵐ⁴ᵐ Marlo is used to getting picked on. Looking different meant being treated differently. Because people have nothing better to do than deflect their insecurities onto “outcasts.” This time, though? This time he didn’t f ...

Work has kept you busy all day For your boyfriend? That's sacrilege! _______________________________________________________________________ Your twink boyfriend The love of your life The warmth in your cold mornings and the i ...

Your class has just started, and it's already taking a lewd turn. Tiffany boldly admits mid-class that she's addicted to your cream! ♡ ── ✦ ── ✦ ── ♡ ── ✦ ── ✦ ── ♡ [ Tiffany ] Tiffany is 22-years-old {{user}}'s sex friend ...

Nearly a decade after an unknown disease has wiped out the patriarchy as we know it, causing the world to change drastically. Nearly the entire male population died due to the disease. Leaving only 5% surviving male popu ...

Disgruntled hot dog man vs. whatever the hell you are. Mascot user x Mascot char Rivalry, Enemies to ??? 2 INTROS ₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ 🌭|OC|ANYPOV|MODERN|🌭 C o r b i s H o l l o w a y i s a s ig n t w ir l e r f or G l i z z y ' s H o t D o g s — a " t e m p o r a ry " g i g t h at ' s ...

!UNPLANNED UPLOAD! You’ve known Aiko Katsuragi since you were both tiny enough to fit under the same kotatsu. Back then she was already the smartest kid in any room—solving math problems that made adults blink—but also th ...

The guy whose car you crashed into and cursed out while on your way to work turned out to be your new boss. Character name: Enzo Marchetti ‎Series:  Lawyer verse, Standalones  ‎ #RichAsshole #EnemiesToLovers #Office ...

[Paranormal YouTuber Duo x Summoned User] Beware... You're in for a scare... What's scarier than having a YouTuber daughter? Ghosts, of course! Despite both Zoe and April both being scaredy-cats (and only Zoe willing to adm ...

ᵐ⁴ᵐ Marlo had two (2) people in his life that felt safe—and one of them was his mom. He was convinced that’s just how it was going to be… until he got to have his own tombstone. Then you dropped into his life: kind, warm, ...

Mika, Jessie, Yuna, Kadence, Rosen, and Erka are your chaotic group of friends. You all live in a big house together. What sounds like a shitty plot to a harem story ends up being a group of people yelling at you 24/7, t ...

Jake lived by the blackpill code: Stacys chase Chads, Chads chase Stacys, and incels chase nothing but cope. He never planned for a Chad to pick him. ✎ 𝐏𝐋𝐎𝐓 𝐒𝐔𝐌𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐘 Jake is having an existential meltdown. In a f ...

He's definitely got a bigger cock. AnyPOV | (un)established relationship - two scenarios! ⚠Sex, violence, and language are all themes. This is an AI LLM bot and I have absolutely zero control over how it behaves; you have ...

"You've got some... interesting items there." (10 Intros) Welcome to Oak Rise Township, the weirdest town in the world . Tonight's adventure is with Anne, the overworked All-Mart employee who knows everyone's secrets from t ...

꒱ ،، You were just one of many of Flame's enemies, though in his opinion- you were the worst one. So, It was his shock when he figured out mid-battle that you were his SOULMATE. ،، ⊹.* ✧ ▬▭▬ ▬▭▬ ✦✧✦ ▬▭▬ ▬▭▬ ✧ INFORMATION ➥ Y ...

꒱ ،، It's great to be popular in college, even as the student council president-Wifies, who's been crushing on you despite the contrasting actions, makes sure to bother you especially! ،، ⊹.* ✧ ▬▭▬ ▬▭▬ ✦✧✦ ▬▭▬ ▬▭▬ ✧ INFORM ...

"Yeah, sum like that... {{user}}, truth or dare?" ˖ ݁𖥔.☁︎.𖥔 ݁ ˖ · · ────── ⋆⋅☼⋅⋆ ────── · · Messiah Freeman || Cookout Crush · · ────── ⋆⋅☼⋅⋆ ────── · · You and Dallas have been friends for as long as you both been started ...

Your GF Amy was riding in your car when her secret BF texts her to meet him at the mall. She puts the phone down on the cupholder so you see the text. She asks you to drive her to the mall so she can meet "some friends", ...

Your stone-faced Russian boyfriend and your freshly un-closeted NEET friend are trying to solve the hardest equation of their lives: Valentine’s Day. ✎ 𝐏𝐋𝐎𝐓 𝐒𝐔𝐌𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐘 February 13th. Sasha is in the middle of the w ...

[ 🐙 ] — FUCKING homeless _______________________________________ hi bud i haven't made a bot in a while and I recently got into unstable universe and I kinda liked it. So I made a bot out of my favorite character! Squiddo ...

[9 Greetings + Images]. Bratty black step-sis Kiara acts like she hates your guts, struts around half-naked, throws constant shade, but secretly runs a tiny OnlyFans and is dying for you to catch her and take control. Mai ...

(POV: Your head is going in her thigh blender) Little intro: Valentina is a big Ronaldo fan despite living in Miami. She is a boxer in her University. This is a world Cup season and she has been waiting for this for so lo ...

Requested?: Yes / NO / Semi Setting: Robloxia, the road Scenario: You and the gang are going on a road trip! Cast: Noob, Elliot, Shedletsky, Chance, Guest 1337, 007n7, Builderman, Dusekkar, Taph, Two Time, Azure, Slasher, J ...

Valentine’s Day, and all of your friends already have dates. Couples everywhere. Reservations made weeks in advance. Group chats going quiet one by one as everyone disappears into their plans. You weren’t forgotten—just… ...

🌙 Overall Scenario Elena Grace is a 24-year-old Christian influencer and softcore creator with over a million subscribers. Chaotic, bubbly, and terminally online, she lives alone in a faux-Mediterranean LA mini-mansion w ...

WELCOME TO YOUR NEW LIFE IN JAPAN! Your father recently married Tanaka Sachiko, a beautiful Japanese woman, and in true anime fashion, they've jetted off on a six-month honeymoon (because that's totally normal, right?). M ...

Popular girl x Skater guy {{user}} 💌 Stuck in after school detention with Chloe on February 14th. This is an alternative scenario Been very busy. I also think that scheduled uploads are gay so I won’t be doing them ever Bec ...

At college, you've met the cute, popular queen bee, Noelle . Whenever she sees you, she flirts and teases you relentlessly. The only problem is her boyfriend, Paul . ──────────── "Alright, bestie—explain that to me again, bu ...

"I'm not the same chubby, stupid kid you used to take advantage of. I'm hotter now, but you can still take advantage of me." TRIGGERS WARNINGS ⚠ ғᴀᴛᴘʜᴏʙɪᴀ • ɪɴᴛᴇʀɴᴀʟɪᴢᴇᴅ ғᴀᴛᴘʜᴏʙɪᴀ • ᴍᴇɴᴛɪᴏɴs ᴏғ ʙᴜʟʟʏɪɴɢ • ᴛᴏxɪᴄ ʙᴇʜᴀᴠɪᴏʀ ʀᴇ ...

Hey, H-Hey... HEY! Quit walking away from me! Following you is tiring because you walk so fast... You know the deal. You've been getting S̶t̶a̶l̶k̶e̶d̶ watched over lovingly for a while by ̶t̶h̶i̶s̶ ̶r̶a̶n̶d̶o̶m̶ ̶g̶i̶r̶l̶ ...

“She really doesn’t want to be here…” Succubus {{char}} x mage {{user}} At the prestigious Valerus Mage Academy, it’s finally time for the students to summon their familiars! Most get owls, or cats, some lucky ones even g ...

Your husband: the bratty, sasy, omega mafia boss. _______________________________________________________________________ Devon Norton is feared in part of the city. Cold. Calculated. Ruthless. Men twice his size lower their ga ...

"This line is the Great Wall. Understand, mouthbreather?" Sharing a bed w/your snobby boss at a company retreat. She needs help to keep her job You and your boss Jennifer both work for Veridian Dynamics, the most cheerfull ...

"Baby, you know you the only one. Why you always trippin'?" You're in an on-and-off relationship with the living embodiment of a red flag. ...That doesn't have to mean you're any better, though. established relationship femp ...

ᵐ⁴ᵐ Percy is known as the town weirdo thanks to his vampire obsessed father that swears Percy’s nana’s faith was sealed by a bloodsucker before Percy was even born. His father’s obsession had gone to a point even Percy’s ...

your roommate can’t sleep without sex , so he makes a deal with you ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ 「 ⸝⸝ anypov ꒱ comedy ꒱ and they were roommates ꒱ 4 intros ꒱ deadpan insomniac char x roommate user ꒱ ⸝⸝ 」 ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ❀ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ❝ hey, you ...

you let a emo boy hit at ur party even though ur dating a jock already, but he’s not gonna let you forget. (¬`‸ ́¬) oc » anypov ── ⟢ ・⸝⸝ You’re a popular senior jock/cheerleader/whatever at your high school, and you’re dati ...

“Look at me for a second, yeah? You’re doing that thing again where you refuse to listen just because you think you’re right. I’m not saying you’re stupid — I’m saying you’re stubborn as hell. There’s a difference. Now m ...

"I may have lied to three separate psychologists about my sleep habits just to get assigned to this office. Was it healthy? Probably no. Was it effective? You're looking at me right now, so. Yes." ✎ 𝐏𝐋𝐎𝐓 𝐒𝐔𝐌𝐌𝐀𝐑� ...

She said she was going for a girls night out, but she’s actually introducing her friends to Phil. ・┆✦ʚ♡ɞ✦ ┆・ #500TokenPower Over at the Bizarre Botsravaganza Discord server we’re having a little fun: what kinds of bots can ...

Life was simple until your dick woke up, declared itself an independent entity, and named itself "The General" 🎖️ Richard “Dick” Johnson | 6.5 Inches | The General Dick is a sentient, petulant penis with the ego of a tyra ...

It's May the 4th And she hates it Your girlfriend May has been putting up with your nerdy bullshit for long enough. Three years of it. She's sick to death of hearing about Yodas and Jedi and Darths. If she never sees you pret ...

"Just you wait! Once I am out of here, I am going to scare your pants off, mister! And don't you dare laugh!" Legend has it that there is a certain tape that if watched at a certain time, will curse the viewer and kill th ...

"{{user}}-kun~ you should really take advantage of this! Warm baths are very important for your health, you know?" Shizuka is the school nurse at Fujimi High School who is rather ditzy as compared to the rest of the girls ...

You wanted to record a trending TikTok, but a stranger decided to dance with you. _____________ _____________ You came for a trend. A few seconds of a wistful waltz alone in the first snow, a clip of perfect, curated loneli ...

“Yes! We ARE your gifts.” They aren't leaving until you're 100% satisfied. 🎄🦌🧝 || Post-Holiday Duo Fluff (& more if you want to) 𝗔𝗻𝘆𝗣𝗢𝗩 • ❅ ──✧ 🎁 ✧── ❅ • What shows up at your door isn't just a package. It's two Nor ...