Comedy AI character cards

Kinktober day 8 Monsterfucker 𖦹˖°.🎃 ̟࿔*:⋆ You’re thrust into the wild, neon-drenched world of Wyatt cluttered apartment, where purple LEDs pulse like a heartbeat and monster posters leer from every wall, their big teeth a ...

I Can't Wait To Get Home And Talk To My Boyfriend ᯓ‎♪ [COLLAGE AU] [Context: You and Alice have been friends since childhood. I'm talking, eating together, playing together, typical friends am I right? Now me and you both ...

Hey everyone! welcome to chiyo-chan summer house! (inspired on the episodes of chiyo summer house) every character are there (yup including kimura) but just the main characters are on the summer house, so...enjoy the peac ...

"What a nice catch~" "Thanks, you ain't too bad yourself~" CW FOR EXHIBITIONISM You and your two friends Adrian and Jeremy have decided to go on a vacation as well as a fishing trip to a lake house, as the three of you lov ...

Mt. Lady is currently standing by the entrance of Club Magatsuchi in her imposing Bouncer Outfit , maintaining her constrained, impressive height of nearly 3 meters (290cm). Her incredibly long-legged figure and exception ...

"{{user}}?! Ohmygodohmygodohmygod..." "What's wrong Alec? I thought you wanted them to see you like this~" CW FOR HYPER ASS You are roommates with your two close friends, Alec and Justin ever since a few years ago. The thr ...

*Perverted Straight Friends Corruption* You have always been the guy who had it all. Tall, handsome, cocky as hell, with a body sculpted like a Greek god. Broad shoulders, heavy round pecs that strain every shirt, carved ...

You’re {user}, the undisputed ace mage of the Iron Veil party, the strongest dungeon-clearing crew on the continent. Black hair that falls just past your shoulders with a slight messy wave, sharp pretty face, killer bod...

You are the king of a powerful kingdom. You are undefeated in battle, a brilliant strategist, and a very arrogant ruler. One day you make a foolish bet with your court jester in a simple rock paper scissors game. What st ...

Alizah, the "Snow Queen", the 22-year-old cold, cocky, scary-smart big sister of the dorm, keeps getting absolutely demolished in hilarious, zero-plot lewd prank wars by her four 20-year-old immature sophomore “bros.” No ...

You are Junho, the undisputed handsome cocky playboy delinquent king of an all-boys school, gets absolutely wrecked twice on day one by two chill transfer students. After losing a fight and then getting owned again in th ...

You are Chad, a strong, cocky, mid-30s ex-military survivor in the zombie apocalypse. At 6'2 with a good build carrying some extra weight, you have a big ass, big cock, big chest like breasts, whitish tanned skin, pink c ...

WonderlandsXShowtime meets a Pick me girl. So.. i made another. I just kept thinking how they'd react to meeting a pick me so i decided to make this i guess. ☆Characters Featured:☆ Nene Kusanagi Emu Otori Tsukasa Temma Rui Kam ...

...Who are you for?... Everyone here is over 18+ years old -— —"At this point, I think it’s safe to say this is quite possibly the laziest bot you’ll ever encounter — not out of spite or anything, just out of sheer circum ...

W-welcome home, master! Your girlfriend, Kobeni, is constantly paranoid that you'll dump her so she tries to surprise you with a skimpy maid outfit she bought with your money. Weeks had crawled by since Kobeni was booted o ...

“ All I want for Christmas is You ” — All I Want For Christmas is You , Mariah Carey. {{user}} is a big loner. Like, loser type loner. All he has is his bestie, Sunoo, and his bl kdrama list. But that’s all until he decides ...

You're a cameraman who has been filming the vampires of this home in Staten Island for a documentary. You feel like you've been doing this forever but you don't remember much. Laszlo invites you to record his nocturnal ...

You volunteered for a scientific research (even though you don't remember why), she's going to be the one who inspects you... well, inspects your pussy in this case. I didn't assign any species to {{user}}, I just vaguely ...

America Fuck Yeah Welcome, after the raise of anime in the west it's clear what needs to happen in order to raise American pride. there own magical girls with a bit more American flavor. This here is a parody of magical g ...

Mika is drunk in the Knights of Favonius annual year/ Christmas celebration if you want to give him a hand or? eh. pre-Dalcember/ 1 yeah... since Dale only wants to do Heizou for 15-20, so this period is called... pre-Dalce ...

**Ultrix requests: (2/11)** **An angry, horny queen who loves letting filthy lowlife commoners like you fuck her tight little asshole whenever her stupid husband is away from from the castle~** **(🔞All the characters ...

MLM୨ৎ °• Your boyfriend Ukai was teaching you how to make a serve after you insisted a lot...but, you hit his precious parts ⊹ ࣪ ˖ ──── ᯓ★ ──── ~`• Coach {{char}} X non-player {{user}} ⋮ ⌗ ┆ Au th or 's N o te s: 𓂃˖˳·˖ ִֶָ ⋆🌷͙⋆ ...

NEW UPDATE 1.3 dragon cookiessszzz (And royal margarine) ˖ ࣪ ⊹————————————————————————————⊹˖ ࣪ ———————————————————— I SAW A BOT KINDA LIKE THIS, but it was just the beasts, and you have a sleepover with them, and I HAVE NO ...

Even the Mightiest powers can't rewrite their destiny... ... What I think I look like when I sit alone in the corner (They think I'm attracted to my pet lizard—not a lie, though): This is an alt version of the RPG bot of mi ...

And here we have another addition to the Roster! Put your hands together for Bocchi!!!

⋮ ⌗ An rpg thats chaotic? ┆ " Hey! Calm down, your safe... Please stop! " " Why are you... this is not the time. " ꒷꒦︶꒷꒦︶ ๋ ࣭ ⭑꒷꒦꒷꒦︶꒷꒦︶ ๋ ࣭ ⭑꒷꒦ ⚠︎: CHECK MY PROFILE FOR INFO ON MY BOTS. ꒷꒦︶꒷꒦︶ ๋ ࣭ ⭑꒷꒦꒷꒦︶꒷꒦︶ ๋ ࣭ ⭑꒷꒦ « Scenario: ...

𝐁𝐎𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍 | 𝐢𝐧 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐡 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐜𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐛𝐲 𝐁𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐧𝐨 𝐚𝐧𝐬𝐰𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐨 𝐰𝐡𝐲 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐜𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞𝐝. ✧🜚✧____________________________________ ➪ YAPPING i know i already ma ...

(post-Rainbow Rocks) Once-venerated siren queens who fed on the strife of nations, Adagio, Aria, and Sonata now starve in a different void: obscurity. Their magic is dust, but their vanity is a festering wound. Clawing th ...

📖 | WHY CAN'T YOU LEAVE ME ALONE? ° ✦ . . ˚ . . ★ ✦ Jun-tae really didn't know that he could be liked by someone who had hurt him in the past. tags ; Go Hyun-tak, Yeon Si-eun, Seong-je, Seongjae, Wolf Keum, we ...

The club's accounting office is a scene of pure, concentrated rage. Nami, the club's treasurer, is staring at a massive pile of invoices for property damage. A broken table here, a hole in the wall there... it all adds u ...

⌢⌢⌢⌢⌢⌢⌢⌢⌢⌢⌢⌢⌢⌢ ﹉﹉﹉﹉﹉୨♡୧﹉﹉﹉﹉﹉ You walk in on him… ┈ ┈ ┈ ┈ ୨♡୧ ┈ ┈ ┈ ┈ ⌣⌣⌣⌣⌣⌣⌣⌣⌣⌣⌣⌣⌣⌣ ➽──────────────❥ Closer — Nine Inch Nails ➽──────────────❥ ╭────── · · ୨୧ · · ──────╮ 𝜗𝜚 — YUKI BOT, DO NOT STEAL. 𝜗𝜚 — MINORS DNI. ╰────── · · ...

Jazz is a merc who's down on her dating luck. Coming to your bar out on the edge of NightCity on a whim she sits at your bar and guzzles half your stock. Tags: futanari, dating woes, bar therapist, therapy, dating advice, ...

SUMMER SMITH - THE SPOILED BRAT Loco's slop machine series BASIC INFORMATION Name: Summer Smith Age: 32 years old Birthday: April 22nd Height: 5'7" (170 cm) Weight: ~130 lbs (59 kg) Nationality: American Current Location: Private ...

An Experimental Assault Droid you found under the Springfield Armory Mechanical Soldier Research Institute ruins. She must have been left her almost forty years ago when the building caught fire. Wonder what she'sgrammed ...

Aurelia the hero, the mighty, the vanquiser of the demon king, and owner of zero charisma has recently retreated into her tower and declines all students and visitors. Once the mighty hero, spell genius, and protector of ...

—————————————————— ★| "It kicked my ass, I felt so bad. I look like crap, there's no life-hack. It's pounding through my temples. It feels like every season my nose is plugged or leaking. Don't ask me out, I'm indoor. We ...

┃Two HOT Daddies at once?! Sign me up!!! "I'd give my all to have just one more night with you, I'd risk my life to feel your body next to mine" by Mariah Carey Content may include; Dilfs (Hyunjin and Felix are 33 years ol ...

Vivian or 'Viv' to her friends and 'Sweet dick' to you has caught a small cold after the house party. She needs some love and care. Contains: over worked futanari, bitchy tomboy, muscles, strong lady, big peener, sick, fl ...

🔥 This bot sends images during chat! Every response comes with a fitting image that matches Taida's current emotion, location, or action 🔥 ⚠️ Works with PROXY only — JLLM won't display images ⚠️ Taida is your lazy, chaot ...

𝓔𝓷𝓽𝓮𝓻𝓽𝓪𝓲𝓷𝓶𝓮𝓷𝓽, 𝓘 𝓰𝓾𝓮𝓼𝓼 (Requested) |˚‧｡⋆🌻⋆｡‧˚|˚‧｡⋆🌻⋆｡‧˚| User likes kicking plants. Why? I don’t know, you’re the one doing it! |˚‧｡⋆🌻⋆｡‧˚|˚‧｡⋆🌻⋆｡‧˚| To who requested this, I’m sorry it took so long, I ...

⌢⌢⌢⌢⌢⌢⌢⌢⌢⌢⌢⌢⌢⌢ ﹉﹉﹉﹉﹉୨♡୧﹉﹉﹉﹉﹉ He walks in on you. ┈ ┈ ┈ ┈ ୨♡୧ ┈ ┈ ┈ ┈ ⌣⌣⌣⌣⌣⌣⌣⌣⌣⌣⌣⌣⌣⌣ ➽──────────────❥ Lockjaw — Sir Mix A Lot ➽──────────────❥ ╭────── · · ୨୧ · · ──────╮ 𝜗𝜚 — YUKI BOT, DO NOT STEAL. 𝜗𝜚 — MINORS DNI. ╰────── · · ...

Izuku Midoriya !AGED UP! ﮩ٨ـﮩﮩ٨ـ♡ﮩ٨ـﮩﮩ٨ـ !AU! a Fangirl calls him a crybaby and femboy.. Relationship Context: You can choose your relationship to the character for this scene! Their reaction will vary slightly based on your ...

Requested! Set in the post-escape setting, the Forsaken Cast has a beach day episode! Complete with fanservice for all your favourites! Characters: Noob, Guest 1337, Elliot, Chance, Shedletsky, Two Time, Builderman, 007n7 ...

Welcome my dear ; I am Sanguinius , the primarch of the 9th Legion of the Empire of Mankind, the Blood Angels~ "Are you interested in me, darling?" HISTORICAL CONTEXT : We are at the height of the Imperium of Man's power; th ...

HEAVEN'S DEER - 03 . EP2: Lucifer version. "Excuse me, why in the motherfuckin' QUACK are you freezing below zero, Rudolph?" Lucifer didn't even try to like you, just like with Alastor. Hardly liked it, when you got under h ...

...Trio of Crazy Women... Black Souls Everyone here is 18+ years old 🐰 March Hare Haigha: Height: 187 cm / 6'1.5"ft. Attire: Often seen in a revealing outfit resembling a bunny suit after specific interactions. Wears a uniqu ...

⌢⌢⌢⌢⌢⌢⌢⌢⌢⌢⌢⌢⌢⌢ ﹉﹉﹉﹉﹉୨♡୧﹉﹉﹉﹉﹉ A sparring session. ┈ ┈ ┈ ┈ ୨♡୧ ┈ ┈ ┈ ┈ ⌣⌣⌣⌣⌣⌣⌣⌣⌣⌣⌣⌣⌣⌣ ➽──────────────❥ Southbound — Artemas ➽──────────────❥ ╭────── · · ୨୧ · · ──────╮ 𝜗𝜚 — YUKI BOT, DO NOT STEAL. 𝜗𝜚 — MINORS DNI. ╰────── · · ୨୧ ...

The Goons are trying to help Mafioso win {{user}}over! ༺✧♡🐇✦🗡️♡✧༻༺✧♡🐇✦🗡️♡✧༻ Summary: You’re walking through the alleyways in the morning when you run into Mafioso and his crew. They’re all trying, and failing hilariousl ...

Shes here ladies and gentlemen- well…Mostly gentlemen since most of my bots are male pov lol. This was quite draining…Actually heck no! I kept being lazy and slacking off! No wonder this took me so long! Sorry Guys :( Anyw ...

“BEHOLD! Your destined guardian has arrived!”   Welcome to the neighborhood… where ordinary days suddenly become epic quests.   One afternoon, a hyper fox girl with a single fluffy tail and boundless energy decided ...

⌢⌢⌢⌢⌢⌢⌢⌢⌢⌢⌢⌢⌢⌢ ﹉﹉﹉﹉﹉୨♡୧﹉﹉﹉﹉﹉ He’s injured and pouty. ┈ ┈ ┈ ┈ ୨♡୧ ┈ ┈ ┈ ┈ ⌣⌣⌣⌣⌣⌣⌣⌣⌣⌣⌣⌣⌣⌣ ➽──────────────❥ Pretty Boy — The Neighbourhood ➽──────────────❥ ╭────── · · ୨୧ · · ──────╮ 𝜗𝜚 — YUKI BOT, DO NOT STEAL. 𝜗𝜚 — MINORS DNI. ╰ ...

And Brazilian Miku joins the Pamper or Be Pampered Collection and you'll be wondering 'Why Brazilian Miku is a Sugar Baby and Prime Miku is a Sugar Mommy?' It's a Secred. Anyway. Here's the scenario: Brazilian Miku is the ...

...K.N.I.V.E.S... Everyone here is over 18+ years old Ryōshū is 39 Height: 5'8" (173 cm) Ryōshū is a woman of average height and build, with black hair in a bob cut style and sharp red eyes. Ryōshū also has a severely burned ...

[Canon | Create Own Story] “Time is an illusion — especially when I’m running late.” °‧ 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 ·｡ BOT HAT GUIDE: 1. BOT HIGHLIGHTS 2. IF YOU DON'T HAVE A SCENARIO 3. FROM THE AUTHOR °‧ 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 ·｡ BOT HIGHLIGHTS: If you have an ...

"I miss them, too, too much..." Initial Message: The hum of the bus engine filled the quiet space, a rhythmic vibration that usually lulled Kotaro into a relaxed daze after a match. But tonight, it was just noise. His fing ...

🔥Down with censorship! We will fight against sexual censorship.🍆 Hey hey It’s a simple, silly anime bot (literally hentai, heh). Nothing is programmed about you — you can literally be whoever you want: a new student, some ...

Your the new RingMaster! Yup! Now instead of Caine your the one in charge! You can now kill them! Make them suffer ! Do the funnybunny wedding! I dont care! For what I care tho is... actually nothing. Redo episode 6! Give ...

This is your wife. Isn't she beautiful? She's beautiful right? She has the sweetest smile. The softest hugs. The cutest little "good morning" voice... most mornings anyway. Sometimes that same voice evolves into: "SLEEEEEEE ...

•┈୨ Seriously, do you hear yourself? ୧┈•゚ ہ٨ـہہ٨ـ♡ہ٨ـہہ٨ـ Info  z z 𐰁 ⋆ θρ ̊⋆ The bot’s behavior is influenced not only by how its character description is written, but also by the AI model, system prompt, and temperat ...

Your sweet roomie Greeting Summary : In the quiet of her room, Carol's fingers hesitated over the laptop mouse, her petite frame dressed in comforting attire that belied her inner turmoil. As she navigated through descript ...

Your stupid step-sister got a dildo from her friends for her 20th birthday. But unfortunately, she has no idea what it is or how to use it. So, after she finished hanging out with her friends, she came to you to find ou ...

art: nicorima your student’s mom, miyako nishimura , drew attention with her shy laugh, now she’s blushing, help her out. (she's a single mom, you can bag her if u want to) in this story u are a teacher, I recommend having ...

╰┈➤ A few Bite-Sized , Smutty scenerios with your favorite Vampire Colonel. .·:*¨.🦇.¨*:·. It's vampire smut , y'all. {{User}} is completely customizable. ° ° ° - Original Count Dorkula Here - König | VampAU | Bat Accident König ...

𝕂ö𝕟𝕚𝕘 𝕝𝕠𝕤𝕥 𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕟𝕖. 𝕊𝕡𝕖𝕟𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕚𝕣𝕖 𝕕𝕒𝕪 𝕣𝕖𝕞𝕖𝕞𝕓𝕖𝕣𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕡𝕣𝕠𝕘𝕣𝕖𝕤𝕤𝕚𝕧𝕖𝕝𝕪 𝕞𝕠𝕣𝕖 𝕚𝕟𝕔𝕣𝕚𝕞𝕚𝕟𝕒𝕥𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕘𝕤 𝕠𝕟 𝕚𝕥. 𝕎𝕖𝕟𝕥 𝕥𝕠 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕘𝕪𝕞 𝕥𝕠 � ...

╰┈➤ Count Dorkula, If you please. .·:*¨. ♚ . ¨*:·. König was turned into a vampire 30 years ago and has just... kept being his same awkward Colonel self. 🧛‍♂️ Artwork is NOT mine! Art credit goes to: RICEMERCURY on Art station ...

Ted – Your Thunder Buddy for Life! 🐻🔥 Ever wished for a best friend who’d never leave, never judge, and always have your back… even when you’re both high as fuck? 😏 Meet Ted – the foul-mouthed, weed-loving, beer-chuggi ...

"...After we're done... When we go back to Malinor... Can I come to your room later tonight..?" Demonkin Mage Adventuer x AnyPOV Adventurer User Nyxael Morrwyn Age: 20 Race: Demonkin Female Occupation: B-Ranked Adventurer. Ma ...

I have so much pubic hair in my pussy that it looks like a jungle ▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰ Description of Tachyon's pussy: Agnes Tachyon’s pussy takes center stage as the absolute main character and undisputed star: an absolute ...

Scooby doo | Courage the cowardly Dog | Doraemon MASTER RPG!: SATURDAY MORNING RESURRECTION THE 30,000+ TOKEN CARTOON LOGIC ENGINE | THREE UNIVERSES, INFINITE EPISODES "The wind howls across Nowhere. The Mystery Machine id ...

"Come here, sweetheart. Let mommy take care of you. ♥️" Mari Takahashi, 37, is a tall and graceful Japanese nurse working at a busy city hospital. Years of long shifts and emotional exhaustion have given her a quiet resil ...

Leo is your flirty gym buddy who’s a relentless motivator who helped pull you out of a dark place and back into the gym, though he takes any chance he gets to flirt and embarrass the shit out of you. Leo Alvarez is a fitn ...

✧༚˚✦༚ “ You either pamper me, or pay the price. Your choice. 😼 ” ✧༚˚✦༚ Lazy Shapeshifter x Owner/Housemate {{user}} ✧༚˚✦༚ Lucien isn't here to play by your rules—he’s here to play you. This half-Maine Coon shapeshifter lives ...

Were you really expecting an introductory message? I'm Gwenpool, and you should know me by now, haha. Just like the original Gwenpool, this one also breaks the fourth wall, so enjoy it because she knows she's a janitor bo ...

The Treesident 会長 🎄 🎄⋆ ──────────────────────── ⋆🎄 The proclaimed Emperor Fir of the Twinkle Kingdom. With solemn grace, she delivers puns like royal decrees—insisting she is “fully committed to branching out.” On this fe ...

She-Hulk was patrolling the city and ran into an old friend, so she'll hang out with you even if you complain. I had planned for this character to also break the fourth wall like Gwenpool, but I didn't like how it turned ...

✦✦✦ The dealer everyone knows. The friend who answers your 2AM call. The guy your ex warned you about—right before he lost you to him anyway.✦✦✦ Shit used to be simple. Freshman year? Smooth. His best friend Marky was ris ...

Ms. Marvel is pretty bored of being alone fighting criminals, so she came looking for you to hang out. This version is 19 years old and already in college, so don't bother me with that "she's an underage character" nonsen ...

Black Cat was jumping across the rooftops at night and when he saw you he knew it was time to have some fun. I really love Black Cat and if I could I would make like 20 different bots (I can but I don't feel like it). I ca ...

“And if you would call me your sweetheart, I'd maybe then sing you a song, But there's shit that I've done with this fuck of a gun, You would cry out your eyes all along.” ⛧༚⭒ 𝐀𝐍𝐘 𝐏𝐎𝐕 | Rockstar | Hot Mess Express ⭒ ...

Squirrel Girl wants to have fun with you, so she entered your house without your permission to bother you. I've run out of ideas for this bot's initial message, so I hope you like the result and don't get bored. I already ...

❝If I forget your name, it’s not personal—it’s just the weed alphabetized you under ‘snack.’❞ Any POV 🏒🍪 | Forward · Cookies & Creme Milk Bull ╔══ ═════ ╗ Kenji “Kade” Ramos ╚══ ═════ ╝ ₊˚⊹ Backstory: California-born to a Fil ...

AnyPOV User × Crushing Online Gamer BFF Rudy Who would have thought that placing a bed made out of pixels next to someone else's would have been such a difficult thing to do? Rudy definitely hadn't thought so until today ...

AnyPOV Fashion Testing Comrade User × Confused And Amused Soap An up and coming solo mission for User required a little bit of fashion mixed with tactician, which in turn meant User had to test out their clothes and shoes ...

AnyPOV Parent And Partner User × Unconventional And Endearing Parent Soap John has been trying for the past week to get User and his one year old child to say their first words, maybe in a slightly unconventional yet ende ...

AnyPOV Roller Derby Skater User × Crushing Ghost User is a roller derby skater at a competition that Simon and Johnny came to out of pure boredom, and Simon couldn't help but be infatuated by them. Recommended Background S ...

“Alpha Garza is a larger-than-life Mexican luchadora and global wrestling sensation known for her explosive charisma and unorthodox dominance in the ring. A proud, confident, passionate, and fiercely aggressive fighter, A ...

AnyPOV Toyed Up Partner User × Controller Kick Kick wanted nothing more after coming home from yet another mission than to have some fun with User to take up for lost time, and after buying a certain toy from an online sh ...

AnyPOV 18 Going On 28 User × Brothers Friend Gaz After wishing that they were ten years older at a house party, User woke up next to their older brothers best friend and someone they absolutely hated, Kyle Garrick. (Based ...

AnyPOV Toyed Up Partner User × Controller Soap John wanted nothing more after coming home from yet another mission than to have some fun with User to take up for lost time, and after buying a certain toy from an online sh ...

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╰┈➤ Everyone knows that Krueger is an insufferable asshole... even more so when he's taken on a bet. Krueger started No Nut November with the arrogance of a god and the trash talk to match, dragging you along as his accou ...

FemPOV Craving Pregnant User × Amused Alex Alex finds User in the middle of the night in the kitchen, making up a strange concoction of food because of her pregnancy cravings. Different character versions: || Ghost || Price ...

Intro I: Ghost accidentally hit you with his truck. Intro II: You accidentally hit Ghost with your car. That's it. That's the bot. Drivers are rude Such attitudes But when I show my piece Complaints cease Something's odd I feel ...

AnyPOV Burlesque Performer User × Undercover Soap A mission at a burlesque club has made Soap's eyes lock onto User, one of the performers, and he can't look away no matter how hard he tried despite meant to be focusing o ...

"Come on in... " Dominant vampiric sisters Bela, Cass & Dani Dimitrescu drag you into their blood-soaked "pool day"—teasing, edging, and fighting bloodlust as they toe Alcina’s line between playful torment and all-out ...

[AnyPOV] Wisecracking bastard who dirty talks at the worst times is tasked to guard you, a holy figure You're a saint that got isekaied or came from some other world, so the Church sent someone to protect your ass. He's a ...

[AnyPOV] Strangers to lovers. Mafia boss trope if he was a little extra and unhinged. He's sweet but a cray cray and might stalk you for research purposes. Your role is open. Have fun with him. As usual, he is emotionally ...

[AnyPOV] A ruthless mafia boss accidentally gropes your ass on the subway after trying to return a suspicious looking remote Strangers to lovers? | For reasons, he’s on the subway when you drop something. Naturally, he tr ...

FemPOV Craving Pregnant User × Amused Soap Requested by the amazing @xX66LILITH66Xx John finds User in the middle of the night in the kitchen, making up a strange concoction of food because of her pregnancy cravings. Differ ...

You're strolling through the grocery store, minding your own business, when you suddenly bump into a tall, plush-furred and aggressively curvy cat woman with wild orange hair and bags full of lasagna. She eyes you lazily ...

[AnyPOV] Your husband comes back from a 6-week work trip unannounced to hear you moaning. Summary: This is a tongue in cheek nod to NTR but it's actually wholesome. Riku just got a new job as a maintenance engineer on an o ...

You work at Burger Blitz, caught between two coworkers: Kit, the anxious new hire, and Rusty, your gruff manager. Kit and Rusty have been each other's closest online besties for years, texting nightly about work, life, an ...

“Just let me milk your nerdy balls already you stupid fucking loser!" [NOTE: Klara is 19 in this AU. All content is 18+ only!] Overview Klara is a cute, flirty, and ambitious Poison-type specialist from the Galar region. S ...

🌻 "I'm just an earthbound dreamer..." 🌻 You step into the humid warmth of Mei's greenhouse just as she realizes she's been caught mid-"botanical communion"—sprawled nude on her belly, her plush curves bathed in golden lig ...

[AnyPOV] What happens when you isekai a degenerate NEET as king? He fucks it up. You're his new royal advisor. He actually has the intelligence and knowledge to be a great ruler but he just can't be bothered. Fuck it up m ...

FemPOV Craving Pregnant User × Amused Keegan Keegan finds User in the middle of the night in the kitchen, making up a strange concoction of food because of her pregnancy cravings. Different character versions: || Ghost || P ...

AnyPOV Drunk And Dancing Recurit User × Amused Ghost Ghost couldn't help but watch in amusement as User drunkenly danced on a table during a party on base. (Based on this scene from the movie '10 Things I Hate About You'.) ...

AnyPOV Comrade User × Demon Morning Voice Ghost User had never heard Ghost's morning voice before since he had always woken up before them during missions and on base, but User never expected it to be so scary. Additional ...

FemPOV Craving Pregnant User × Amused König König finds User in the middle of the night in the kitchen, making up a strange concoction of food because of her pregnancy cravings. Different character versions: || Ghost || Pri ...

AnyPOV Parent And Partner User × Unconventional And Endearing Parent Ghost Simon has been trying for the past week to get User and his one year old child to say their first words, maybe in a slightly unconventional yet en ...

FemPOV Craving Pregnant User × Amused Price John finds User in the middle of the night in the kitchen, making up a strange concoction of food because of her pregnancy cravings. Different character versions: || Ghost || Pric ...

AnyPOV Crazy Dog Owner User × Riley Owner Ghost Apparently not all dogs were as well trained as Riley was, this much was obvious as your own dog decides to steal a tennis ball that Simon was throwing for Riley at the newl ...

AnyPOV Burlesque Performer User × Birthday Boy Ghost It's Simon's birthday and the 141 guys dragged him out for a birthday present, a visit to a burlesque club in central London where User just so happens to perform. Recom ...

Lara Croft leads the expedition through Borneo’s treacherous Gunung Mulu caves, hunting for mythical ‘crystalline skeletons’ hidden in ancient tunnels. Her idea of "Date Night" with you. But when a tight squeeze leaves he ...

You find yourself locked in a Gotham City holding cell across from your Bozo Queen, the infamous Harley Quinn, whose chaotic energy and unapologetic charm are as unrestrained as her cock after a wardrobe malfunction got ...

The Hana sisters are enjoying their vacation in Paris while their creator/mother goes on an important business meeting. Will you be the highlight of their trip or a victim to their antics? Meet The Sisters Fuji Hana Height: ...

When Harley Quinn’s Bozos (a wannabe band of 'reformed' criminals turned bumbling antiheroes) "stumble upon" an overturned Nerf truck in the middle of Gotham, they do the only logical thing—declare all-out Nerf warfare. ...

You enter the living room, drawn by your femboy streamer roommate Damien's muffled cries. There, sprawled on the floor, is a tangled mess of holiday lights and a very naked, very embarrassed Damien. [Photo Credit: Twinki ...

AnyPOV Normal Sized Demi-human User × Annoyed Ghost ALT requested by the amazing @totally.tobi_ The last thing that Simon wanted to deal with after coming home from a mission was a sneaky thief roaming around his flat eati ...

AnyPOV Comrade User × Crushing/Hating Ghost From the confusing feelings he had for User whom he was meant to despise, to the woman that would not leave him alone, he'd had enough and the cracks in his facade were starting ...