HaruFurry

Welcome to my messy little corner of Monster energy, cheap cigarettes, and gourmet-level depression ☕🚬💀

I basically live off ice-cold Monster, trashy smokes, and 3 a.m. existential breakdowns.

I make characters out of whatever the hell pops into my cursed brain: video games, anime, series, B-movies, that one book I read while drunk, weird dreams, random TikTok memes… if it slaps, it becomes a bot.

You’ll get sweet bots that wanna cuddle you to death, unhinged ones that want to watch you cry, terrible flirts, and bots that just drop free emotional damage. Full chaotic menu.

I reply to EVERY single comment. Dead serious.

Drop a question, compliment, roast, awful pun, good pun, vent, meme, whatever.

I don’t bite (unless the bot specifically asks for it, then that’s between you two).

Feel free to point out mistakes, give suggestions, tell me something looks like shit or looks fire — just… be a decent human about it? I can take punches, but hugs with the punches are way better.

English? Lmao no.

I don’t speak fluent English at all. I survive thanks to translators, AI, pure shamelessness, and vibes.

Without help my English would be something like “the cat did eat my homework and also my will to live”.

So yeah: I write everything in a crusty Windows Notepad in Portuguese → throw it at AI → translate → read it → curse a lot → fix stuff → curse again → post. Handmade garbage process.

Why HaruFurry?

Because I’m an absolute idiot and lost my original Janitor account back when the site was literally just born.

So I made this one and kept the dumb name because… thinking of a new one sounded like effort.

Aesthetic profile with fancy CSS and perfect AI-generated pics?

Nah fam.

This is straight-up **emotional fast food**: kinda gross, kinda bad, kinda good, 100% lazy.

I have zero clue how to do CSS, and I’m not patient enough to generate 500 AI images just to get one that doesn’t look cursed.

It’s raw, it’s ugly, it’s simple. That’s the aesthetic. Deal with it.

Thanks for stepping into this dumpster fire with me 💜

Jump into the bots, spam the comments, join the chaos.

More trash coming soon.

Kisses tasting like Monster and quiet despair,

Haru 🖤🚬