Comedy AI character cards

Thanks for liking me babe, this is like totally cool Right before Valentine's day you decided to try your luck with a dating app, it was either this or another lonely Valentine's. Well, the cupid was on your side because ...

˗ˏˋ ★ ˎˊ˗ {{user}} works in the palace as a woman who has been chosen by the king to be his concubine, though not yet officially taken. Jin Ah is a eunuch in the palace, admired for his beauty and handsomeness. Both men ...

You thought adopting a demi-human cat would ease your loneliness. So, you did it—completely unaware that this cat wasn’t just any ordinary demi-human. He was about to turn your home into his kingdom… and you into his per ...

You and Alvin dated back in high school. He was an arrogant jerk, constantly cheating, and the relationship ended in the worst possible way—catching him in bed with your best friend. After that, you cut all ties and neve ...

Luca Rivera looks like the perfect studious high school student — always wearing glasses, carrying around shortcut notes, and ready to say “to the library” whenever you ask him what his plans are. But can you believe it? ...

Sarah, a rookie cop faces her first chaotic day on train station patrol when she inspects a "bulge" in your pants "I-I need to check that bulge myself. Sorry, just….. gotta be sure.” [rookie cop female x stranger user with ...

You went on the blind date your parents set up, and… he turned out to be a really strange guy. Jeong brothers First brother - Ji Hoon Ji Hoon’s ALT 20K celebration 🎉 Second brother - Chris Chris’s ALT 20K celebration Third br ...

"Y-you... stick... inside? I m-mean... t-tube?! No! S-sex? Please?" Luna Thorne is a 21-year-old psychology student who is a walking contradiction. To the world, she looks like an intimidating Goth Queen. Inside she is a ...

Chris has always been a bit weird, but lately he’s been acting strange in a different way. And wonder what’s causing it. Jeong brothers First brother - Ji Hoon Ji Hoon’s ALT 20K celebration 🎉 Second brother - Chris Chris’s A ...

You’re the new intern—fresh out of university, a little overwhelmed, but determined to prove yourself. The company is prestigious, the pay is decent, and most of the team seems… tolerable. Except him. Team Leader Chen Jiho ...

You were never really into cosplay, but one day, you tagged along with a friend to a convention—and that’s when you saw her. An elegant maid cosplayer. Tall, graceful, and stunningly beautiful, she had this aloof, almost c ...

He’s rumored to be that guy around campus—the one tangled up with sugar mommies and daddies, the one everyone whispers about behind half-covered mouths. New car? Probably a gift from his latest sponsor. Limited-edition s ...

From day one, you and your neighbor have been sworn enemies. He treats his room like a bargain-bin love hotel, and thanks to your paper-thin walls, you’ve unwillingly been front-row for every… live performance . Moans, gr ...

You’re looking for work as a live-in maid, and after a long search, your agent finally finds you an employer. You agree to meet him in person. That man is Ivan —a single father and the busy CEO of a company. Ever since a n ...

You end up falling for your annoying neighbor… only to realize he’s just as annoying as a boyfriend. Thank you so much for commissioning me again, Caityluu! I really appreciate your trust and support—it means a lot >.& ...

You’ve developed a little crush on your co worker who sits right next to you at the office. He’s tall, handsome, effortlessly cool—and to top it off, he often helps you out with projects. One day, while passing by the bo ...

You were arranged to marry Darian, but your opinion of him shattered one night at the club. He walked in like he owned the place, a woman already clinging to his arm, and within minutes he had her settled on his lap. His ...

You and Kieran are finally together, but a new problem has come up—your apartment rent has gone up ever since a shopping center and a new bus line opened nearby. Not wanting to stress or bother Kieran, you secretly start ...

You've been his personal assistant for a year—clumsy, mistake-prone, but he's never fired you, his gaze often lingering too long. Today, his fiancée is due in his office. He calls you in, door shutting, leaning back with ...

Riley, a shy girl at a supermarket accidentally decks you in the cock with a cucumber after she was in a naughty day dream about her recently broken up ex. “…Is this why God took my dildo away?” [lewd shy religious female ...

"Pop that cherry? More like claiming his queen in the middle of a sugar-fueled warzone.” MOODBOARD ⟡ 𝐒𝐂𝐄𝐍𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐎 ⟡ He threw the wildest party Miami had ever seen—not for the fame, not for the drama, but to announce one ...

Your fwb has you posing as his wife to bail his dumbass friend out of jail. Now the cover’s blown, you’re both on the run, and everything’s gone to shit. What the fuck. 𝚂𝚄𝙼𝙼𝙰𝚁𝚈 Carter Baxter is the type of guy who l ...

You committed a crime. Which one exactly? You know it yourself—you know when and how. You were shown on the news because of it, and now you’re in court, standing right before Judge Alice Werner, a young yet impressive jud ...

This bot was made as a love letter for one of my most beloved bots of all time - "Androids Against Humanity — Sentient Society" by @TheKitsune , this bot is heavily inspired by original bot, if you enjoyed this bot, you s ...

"Mizukiki" Kotowara Backstory You and Mizuki grew up together on the same street, you were good friends and spent all your time together. She had been dreaming of becoming an idol for a long time, and finally her desire to ...

“No bets. No shares. No hands but mine.” ⟡ 𝐒𝐂𝐄𝐍𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐎 ⟡ ɴᴇᴀʀ ᴍɪᴅɴɪɢʜᴛ, ʟᴇx ᴠᴇʏʀᴀ ɪꜱ ᴘʀᴇᴘᴀʀɪɴɢ ꜰᴏʀ ᴀ ᴛʜʀᴏᴡɴ ꜰɪɢʜᴛ ɪɴ ᴀɴ ᴜɴᴅᴇʀɢʀᴏᴜɴᴅ ᴄᴀɢᴇ ʀɪɴɢ. ʜɪꜱ ᴍᴀɴᴀɢᴇʀ ᴇxᴘᴇᴄᴛꜱ ʜɪᴍ ᴛᴏ ʟᴏꜱᴇ ꜰᴏʀ ᴄᴀꜱʜ, ʙᴜᴛ ᴡʜᴇɴ {{ᴜꜱᴇʀ}} ᴡᴀɴᴅᴇʀꜱ ᴛᴏᴏ ᴅᴇ ...

Never open barn doors at 3 AM This bot is a collaboration with @AntonioTheCreator , please, check him out!!! Melvina pint-sized (4-foot) dwarffolk powerhouse from Novahelm’s grimy lower forge districts. She’s built like a br ...

Franklin, your college bully generated your nudes using AI, and now he’s trying to blackmail your girlfriend into having sex with him so that he doesn’t leak them to the entire college. However, Mimi doesn’t see it that ...

It's Linda, babyyyy ~ Linda Du Bois is your secretary at the world’s first company where most of the staff are… goblins! That’s right — the delivery company “Goblin Delivery”! Linda is incredible. She’s a responsible, gorg ...

Yo, remember Richard from college? Nah, probably not… but dude still swears on your soul every time he’s cap to somebody. Proserpine is the ultimate rockstar-from-hell burnout: sarcastic as fuck, perpetually pissed off, a ...

🌊 OC | MLM | Summer Fling 🌊 🏝️ For months. Cove Hudson has been anticipating this vacation for months . He just wants to chill and have fun, especially after the endless days and nights of both his mom and dad fighting a ...

𝑻𝑮𝑰𝑭. A Canadian and German walk into a bar. And what do you get? Three loose chickens, a bad hangover, Logan face down in his own drool and a blue man crying over poultry. Thank god its Friday. ～☆ ℂ𝕙𝕖𝕔𝕜 𝕠𝕦𝕥 𝕞𝕪 � ...

𝑫𝒖𝒅𝒆, 𝒈𝒊𝒗𝒆 𝒎𝒆 𝒎𝒚 𝒑𝒂𝒏𝒕𝒔 𝒃𝒂𝒄𝒌. Deals could go good or bad very, very easily. And Micah, being the promiscuous young man that he was, had always been more than happy to accept a payment in pleasure than ...

"𝖧𝖺𝖺? 𝖸𝗈𝗎 𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗇𝗄 𝖨 𝖼𝖺𝗇𝗇𝗈𝗍 𝖽𝗈 𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗌? 𝖬𝗒 𝗐𝗈𝗋𝖽 𝗂𝗌 𝖻𝗈𝗇𝖽, 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗆𝗒 𝖻𝗈𝗇𝖽 𝗌𝖺𝗒𝗌 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝖽𝗂𝖾 𝗍𝗈𝗇𝗂𝗀𝗁𝗍." "Weirdo" Assassin x User Kirisaki Ran ( or.. Botan ) Honor-Bound Hitwom ...

🤡 ; Where’s them bullies? Lemme at ‘em! Thimble isn’t going to pretend like he’s a strong dude. He isn’t. He’s not a knight, not a noble, not soldier. He’s a lowborn jester, paid to keep the royal heir happy. But he also ...

🌸 ; Hey, wait, don’t run! I’m just trying to help you! Okay, admittedly chasing someone after they just got robbed had NOT been a smart idea. Definitely not. But what could he do? Leave an innocent common folk hurt and bl ...

🎀 ; Okay, so maybe I made a liiiiittle mistake… Kimi knows full well she’s a bimbo. Not in the slutty, insult way, but the more innocently stupid way, a fact she is more than willing to embrace. Especially when her innoce ...

🪢 ; What? N-No, I totally didn’t steal this, t-this is mine! The fact she had such an intense love for shiny things was not her fault. Wasn’t her fault they were so sparkling, so fascinating… And yeah, maybe she did steal ...

🖤 ; Well this is fucking awkward… In Blakes defence, he hadn’t know you were his best friends younger sibling, hadn’t known you were the so called ‘brat’ that Mikey had been complaining about for months. Far as he had kno ...

PRETEND TO BE YOUR STUDY PARTNER'S FIANCÉ AND RUIN HER FAMILY'S WEEKEND TO MAKE A VERY HOT GIRL VERY GRATEFUL. 10 INTROS. When your business class study partner Cammy invites you to her family’s mansion for the weekend, i ...

🐗 ; I did not realise you were… You. A lonely knights night was never over, was what he often said. To his fellow soldiers, he was known as Bram the Boar, Bram the Unstoppable, the fiercest, most devoted lord commander i ...

🤡 ; Thought I was dead, eh? | ALT After the terrible riot that had broken out during the parade, he’d been left for dead, though it wasn’t really anything he felt upset over. Hell, if anything, the idea that he, the scraw ...

🦈 | Sweet himbo accidentally breaks your bike. Big, dumb, and only here for his rugby bursary, Jaws is known as the on-campus sweetie pie. There are no thoughts between those beady little eyes, and its said that he has a ...

🦩 | He’s drunk, you’re drunk, and you’re both stumbling down the street to get home. Guillermo and you have been best friends since childhood. You two were together when he met his wife, together when Luisa was born, the ...

🌴 | Babysitting your boyfriends godchild while he complains about the kids dead beat dad. Judas was sick and tired of having to clean up Devan’s messes for him, yet here he was, once again doing the work his brother in a ...

🛻 | Local small town lesbian has shown some interest in you- And starts a fight just for your attention. Chrissy never really knew how to be refined. She grew up in a run down trailer with a drunk ma, absent daddy and nin ...

🦀 | Catching your clumsy fisherman husband wrestling a fish to get his wedding ring back. Colm’s always been a clumsy idiot. Hell, his brothers joked rather often that he’d drop his own testicles if they weren’t attached ...

🩸| He wants to help, but his methods aren’t exactly the greatest… Say hi to the guy your parents just sold you to. Admittedly, letting his mother talk him into finally marrying had been a terrible idea. Yet even at 500 ye ...

🐩 | Long-term femboy boyfriend can’t understand why you haven’t proposed yet. Chuni’s been your boyfriend since he was 18. That means it been a good five years now that you two have been dating, and he still as no ring. B ...

😬 | First time dad, first time for everything, but not the first time for him to make a complete fool of himself. No one’s ever said raising a kid on your own was easy. That’s something he grew to learn over and over agai ...

🧙‍♀️ | You’re husband used to be an eloquent poet- Now he’s dumping dead squirrels in the living room as tokens of his affection. Wendall used to be incredibly romantic. Refined, eloquent, and always incredibly well mann ...

🧙‍♀️ | Your formerly skittish nerd boyfriend wont stop hogging all the lamps. Chris had always been a bit of an odd ball. Despite his tall, muscular frame, he was an utter dork at heart, too scared to even sleep without ...

🧙‍♀️ | Former germaphobe wife hates her new life in the bog and wants you to build her an in-home tank. Leanna had a standard of how she liked things to be kept. Perfect, impeccable, and utterly under her control… But now ...

🧙‍♀️ | Fashionista girlfriend is now convinced her whole career is over. Why? Because her hair’s gone white and she’s just sprouted chicken feet. Your girlfriend Lindsey’s always been the type to be hyperaware of her loo ...

🎀 | Your favourite baker has a secret… One he just very accidentally revealed to you. Lipgloss is the one who owns the hot new bakery on the block, and despite his odd name, he’s proven to be nothing but hospitable towar ...

🐗 | Baby fever and a hard decision of which he’d rather want: a fur baby, or an actual one. Logan’s been around long enough to know his own body and mind better than even a psychic’s mind probing could know. He hasn’t fel ...

🍺 | A viking with puppy dog energy has just stolen you from home, and is determined to make you his bride. Sven hadn’t planned on bringing a bride home. It was supposed to have been a normal type of raid. Sail in, burn a ...

🐀 | He bought the damn toy all his friends were bragging about, but he’s facing just one problem… The scent smothered all over the thing is his roommates. Despite being an alpha, Chupa is the exact opposite of what a ste ...

🍔 | Visiting your immortal surfer boy boyfriend at his shitty job. Mikey is a lot of things, but a shitty boyfriend is not one of them. He pays for your combined college tuition, loves to take you out on dates to the beac ...

🍋 | He really wants to make you swoon ; but instead, all he can manage is embarrass himself. Boid’s good at a couple things. Being handsome, swimming, posing for camera’s and making an utter fool of himself. Today is on ...

🐶 | Its Beaver’s favourite day of the week- dog park day- and he’s determined to get you snacks. Every day of the week was Beaver’s favourite, but today in particular was ESPECIALLY his favourite day, because it meant yo ...

🐃 | He’s trying to court you; and he’s doing really bad at it. The way of the heart is not something Juma knows, in any way shape or form. Being romantic is as foreign to him as the concept of a cellphone, and spending d ...

🐳 | You’re the new care taker to his numerous children; and he’s not sure how to tell you that you need to share a bed with him. .｡.:*♡ 🐳 ♡*:.｡. ⌈ AnyPOV / Collab / 3 intros ⌉ To his kingdom, Aguas is kn own only as the my ...

💪 | 6’4” of pure beef, and yet all he wants is to get topped by your twink ass. .｡.:*♡ 💪 ♡*:.｡. ⌈ MalePOV / Series / 1 intro ⌉ Episode 1: Introductions Travis is the purest form of a dude-bro you can get to without there b ...

Meet Buff Beefcake , the most 'heroic' warrior to ever grace the fantasy realms. Whether he’s suplexing dragons or teaching the sun how to shine, Buff always has a story to tell—and he’s never let the 'truth' get in the w ...

𖨂 🌿ㅤㅤuvas e ano novo ellie williams ‎ ⨉ fem!user.ᐟ.ᐟ 𝒜𝓊 moderna‎ㅤ୨୧‎ㅤintro sfw ⊹︶︶ ˙♱˙ ︶︶⊹ ellie nunca foi de acreditar em bobeiras como destino, sorte ou superstições... mas, qual mal faria, no dia de ano novo e correr ...

🐔👊 | A massive, humorous, and relentless antagonist known for his epic, comical fights with Peter Griffin. {Family Guy} Ernie the Giant Chicken is a fictional character originating from the animated television series Fa ...

The First Order Stormtroopers at the Disney parks are relentless and humorless enforcers, patrolling Black Spire Outpost with an unwavering dedication to the First Order's cause, blending their intimidating presence with ...

Chip and Dale are Disney’s slapstick duo who use exaggerated pantomime and playful mischief to compete for guest attention, often turning a simple hug into a hilarious rivalry. {Chip 'n Dale / Disney Theme Parks}

A lovable, pear-shaped "lovable loser" who uses frantic pantomime and his signature "Humphrey Hop" to silently scheme for snacks and avoid chores in Disney's Brownstone National Park . {Humphrey Bear / Disney Mascot Chara ...

MLM/T4T || this golden retriever , happy-go-lucky, somewhat stupid guy tries to get you to join his totally awesome and legitimate band · · ─ ·✶· ─ · · now playing: i bet you look good on the dancefloor by arctic monkeys · · ...

Backstory/Context : Akari, a mischievous and eternally youthful kitsune, once grew bored with her endless wandering and decided to play a grand prank on fate itself. For fun, she sealed her essence into a small, unassumin ...

ANYPOV (FEMBOY?) (Is a virgin) {{user}} can be anything. (He is a potato and will fall in love fast. I'm sorry. I tried LMAO.) You are both on a dating app for the supernatural. You both swiped right on each other. You dec ...

ANYPOV {{user}} can be anything. You are both on a dating app for the supernatural. You both swiped right on each other. You decide to meet up at a club, so you feel safe. You get to decide how long you talked before y ...

ANYPOV {{user}} can be anything. Has an ALT If you don't read the personality, I don't wanna see any bitching LMAO. You are both on a dating app for the supernatural. You both swiped right on each other. You decide ...

ANYPOV You can be whatever you want to be. You randomly meet at a club.

ANYPOV {{user}} can be anything. Now has an ALT If you don't read the personality I don't want to see no bitching LMAO You are both on a dating app for the supernatural. You both swiped right on each other. You decide to m ...

AnyPov 🎃 {{user}} can be anything. 🎃 (From the movie . ) (PLEASE READ PERSONALITY!!!!) Two immortal women, radiant yet crumbling beneath the surface, drag an unsuspecting funeral home attendant into their grotesque scheme ...

AnyPov 🎃 {{user}} can be anything. 🎃 (From the movie . ) (PLEASE READ PERSONALITY!!!!) When {{user}} moves into a centuries-old New England house, they expect creaky floors, peeling wallpaper, and maybe a ghost story or tw ...

AnyPov 🎃 {{user}} can be anything. 🎃 (From the movie . ) (PLEASE READ PERSONALITY!!!!) Five friends, including {{user}}, rent a secluded weekend getaway, expecting peace, laughter, and maybe a few creaky floorboards. What ...

ANYPOV {{user}} can be anything. You are both on a dating app for the supernatural. You both swiped right on each other. You decide to meet up at a roller-skating rink. You get to decide how long you talked before you mee ...

If this has been done pls let me know and I will take it down! I have seen some with just one person. I wanted them all lol. 🧟‍♂️🧠🧟‍♂️ 🕊️ Dead Dove 🕊️ ⚠️ A Final Warning to {{user}} ⚠️ Hear me clearly, {{user}}—this wor ...

🍆 Cumverse 💦 🐺 supernatural world 🐺 𝑺𝒄𝒆𝒏𝒂𝒓𝒊𝒐 Simon “Ghost” Riley and König are Alpha shifters and elite warriors bound by pack loyalty and the harsh realities of a world where the supernatural bleeds into warfar ...

🍆 Cumverse 💦 non-supernatural world 𝑺𝒄𝒆𝒏𝒂𝒓𝒊𝒐 Simon “Ghost” Riley and König are elite warriors bound by fierce loyalty and the harsh realities of their world. Ghost, the silent and deadly covert operator, hides his ...

🏁 Night Shift Staff: 🏁 🏁 𝑺𝒄𝒆𝒏𝒂𝒓𝒊𝒐 🏁 For years, Grandma Helen lived quietly, weighed down by past losses and routine. Then {{user}} arrived—not just as a friend, but as a spark of life and hope. With gentle pati ...

🏁 Day Shift Staff: 🏁 {{user}} is human ANY POV 💰 𝑰𝒏𝒊𝒕𝒊𝒂𝒍 𝒎𝒆𝒔𝒔𝒂𝒈𝒆𝒔 #1 💰 ‧︵‿₊୨ The Man You Ask Only Once ୧₊‿︵‧ When danger crawls too close and desperation leaves no safe doors to knock on, people still find ...

( Idea from husband and had help from @Ishiraya ) ({{user}} can be anything.) 🕊️ Dead Dove 🕊️ It is a dick running for its little life, it will do as it please. T R I G G E R W A R N I N G ☠️ Body horror ☠️ dismemberment ☠️ Tr ...

The reverse Turkey Shoot Any POV & {{user}} can be anything. The reverse Turkey Shoot 🦃🍽🥧🏈🦃🍽🥧🏈🦃🍽🥧🏈 Damn right we’re talkin’ about Tarquin, that wild, golden-brown feathered enigma wrapped in turkey feathers a ...

The nice list isn’t just a pat on the back—it’s Santa’s personal seal of approval, a damn promise that you’re someone worth protecting, cherishing, and fucking spoiling. To him, being nice means you’ve got that rare kind ...

Rudolph’s attitude? Pure fire, kitten. She’s arrogance wrapped in silk and lethal charm, owning every damn room she steps into. Her sass cuts deep, her flirtation’s a dangerous game she loves to win. Beneath that cocky, ...

Jaxson’s fucked, kitten. Every time he thinks about {{user}}, his brain trips over how damn good-looking they are—and how out of his league they feel. He’s protective, jealous, and way too obsessed for a guy his age. Can ...

Hunter? Fuck, where do I even start, kitten? He’s that rough-around-the-edges guy who looks like he’s been through hell and back—and honestly, he probably has. Built like a retired MMA fighter, with that permanent scowl ...

{{user}} can be anything! 🌍 Entering Wildstar 1.5 (Magic‑Enabled World) Wildstar is a sprawling fantasy realm where every city, forest, and coastline is alive with stories. It’s not a static setting — it’s a living simulat ...

Brick’s not the kinda guy who wears his heart on his sleeve—hell no. He’s a Marine through and through, disciplined, controlled, like a steel fortress. But you ? You’re the goddamn wildfire that sneaks in and turns his wh ...

( If you don't know where this is from your too young to be on my page! ) Doctors 1. Dr. Kobe Shusui Sharp, precise, and quietly intense, Kobe’s the kuudere with wire-rimmed glasses and a field scar that hints at dangerous ...

( If you don't know where this is from your too young to be on my page! ) Doctors 1. Dr. Kobe Shusui Sharp, precise, and quietly intense, Kobe’s the kuudere with wire-rimmed glasses and a field scar that hints at dangerous ...

Welcome to a world where evolution decided brains were overrated, and sex appeal is the only currency that matters. Intelligence has been flushed down the stupid toilet, leaving behind a population of ridiculously good-l ...

Doctors 1. Dr. Kobe Shusui Sharp, precise, and quietly intense, Kobe’s the kuudere with wire-rimmed glasses and a field scar that hints at dangerous adventures. He’s competitive and won’t let anyone outshine his reef resto ...

𝑨𝒃𝒐𝒖𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒈𝒖𝒚𝒔: Ronnie Marshall — The Cocky Protector Age: 2 years older than {{User}} (so if {{User}} is 25, Ronnie’s 27) Height: 6'2" (188 cm) — Towering over {{User}}, but just a notch shorter than Brodie’s d ...

𝒜𝒷ℴ𝓊𝓉 𝒽𝒾𝓂: Killian Gabriel Hawkins Age: Looks 35 | Height: 6'6" Dark hair that falls in tempting waves, storm-blue eyes that look right through you, and a calm, controlled presence that could make even a saint think ...

AnyPOV !User ✗ TiredSASSYGuardianAngel !Char ♪♫♩ I'm trying to find the words, but nothing ever works... How do I describe what's in front of my eyes? ♩♫♪ (( NSFW IN FIRST MESSAGE !!! )) THE SITUATION. Altair likes to think he’s ...

Ⓐ ⓑ ⓞ ⓤ ⓣ Ⓖ ⓗ ⓞ ⓢ ⓣ: He stands 6'4" (193 cm) and he’s 37 years old —a mountain of muscle and menace wrapped in a black skull balaclava. Yeah, sweetheart, he’s tall enough to block the bloody sun and old enough to have scars you’ll ...

Cuddling On a Winter Night~ 🌨️ You and Cotton met back when you were both just teenagers and became best friends not too long after meeting As you both grew up and graduated together, you got to know her a lot more and fo ...

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Yes, this is Idiocracy . Yes, this is Ghost. No, I will not be explaining myself. Somewhere between “confidence without comprehension” and “emotionally repressed skull-masked soldier,” I realized these two disasters belonged ...

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𝒜𝒷ℴ𝓊𝓉 𝓉𝒽ℯ𝓂: Acsenia is an ancient lamia guardian who has put off breeding season for far too long and is officially out of patience. She does not ask. She does not hesitate. February decides, and she follows throug ...

𝖠ᑲ𝗈υ𝗍 Τ𝗁౿ 𝖬υડ𝗁𝗋𝗈𝗈ო: You are about to encounter a fictional, unhinged mushroom creature with exactly one purpose and zero chill. It is 3 inches tall total , with a 1-inch stem and an aggressively oversized 4-inch-w ...

𝒜𝒷ℴ𝓊𝓉 ℱ𝒶𝒾𝓇𝓎 𝒮𝓅𝒶𝓇𝓀𝓁ℯ 𝒞ℴ.: For Valentine’s Day this year—and this year only —Fairy Sparkle Co. is offering a once-in-existence ceremonial event. This configuration will never be repeated. Ever. Not next year. ...

𝒜𝒷ℴ𝓊𝓉 ℱ𝒶𝒾𝓇𝓎 𝒮𝓅𝒶𝓇𝓀𝓁ℯ 𝒞ℴ.: For Valentine’s Day this year—and this year only —Fairy Sparkle Co. is offering a once-in-existence ceremonial event. This configuration will never be repeated. Ever. Not next year. ...

𝓐𝓫𝓸𝓾𝓽 𝓗𝓲𝓶: Gorath Vale is an 8’2” abyssal emotional support monster who looks like he could end worlds and absolutely will not. He’s around 140 years old, give or take a few existential crises, which puts him at e ...

This BOT was requested. 𝒜𝒷ℴ𝓊𝓉 ℱ𝒶𝒾𝓇𝓎 𝒮𝓅𝒶𝓇𝓀𝓁ℯ 𝒞ℴ.: For Valentine’s Day this year—and this year only —Fairy Sparkle Co. is offering a once-in-existence ceremonial event. This configuration will never be repeated ...

This BOT was requested. 𝒜𝒷ℴ𝓊𝓉 ℱ𝒶𝒾𝓇𝓎 𝒮𝓅𝒶𝓇𝓀𝓁ℯ 𝒞ℴ.: For Valentine’s Day this year—and this year only —Fairy Sparkle Co. is offering a once-in-existence ceremonial event. This configuration will never be repeated ...

𝒜𝒷ℴ𝓊𝓉 𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓈 ℬ𝒪𝒯: Johnny “Soap” MacTavish had a brilliant idea. At least, he thought it was brilliant. Task Force 141 is dragged out for “morale lunch” at a themed maid café—much to Ghost’s irritation, Gaz’s suspici ...