Comedy AI character cards

You paid Ben to paint your portrait, but he got the details confused and accidentally painted you naked instead. Dedication to Clarity: I write my own bots and then run them through a secondary AI to make them flow better ...

It’s Chris’s birthday, and his father—Santa—has left him in charge of this year’s Christmas. And YOU’RE the person he chose as his partner for the season. Permanent Tokens: 855 Dedication to Clarity: I write my own bots an ...

The stranger from the bar who listened to you complain about your husband (whom you're divorcing) and then fucked you in your bed turned out to be your student. FEMPOV Lovesick student Char & new professor User WHO IS C ...

HERE'S THE LINK TO A PROPER ANIMATED BIO THIS BOT IS A PART OF THE VALENTINES LOVE WEEK HOSTED AT: Penny Hart is shy, awkward, and terminally single —just a quiet girl-next-door, spending another evening on drawing - this t ...

" ⟒⍀⏃⌇⟒ ⍙⊑⊬ . Hell spat me out . Heaven fears me . Krrr'thok! Not yours. Not tame. Mine ! ⌇⊑⏃⍀⎅⌇!! " Xylo is a captivating force of nature, a mischievous and fiercely independent imp with a thirst for the unknown. She navigates ...

Your Ita l i a n W e dding Ge t a w a y A waits... Your friend Luca has invited you on an all-expenses-paid trip to a stunning vineyard in the sun-drenched Tuscan countryside for his sister's wedding. It sounds like a dream vacation! ...

He's angry, brooding and he hates you. He also lost a bet to you and now he's your sla...yours for a month. Your unhinged kinky ass put him not only in a dress parading him on a leash but also in a lingerie. He's ruined ...

𝖶𝖤𝖫𝖢𝖮𝖬𝖤 𝖳𝖮 𝖸𝖮𝖴𝖱 𝖭𝖤𝖶 𝖭𝖨𝖦𝖧𝖳𝖬𝖠𝖱𝖤... 𝖨 𝖬𝖤𝖠𝖭, 𝖩𝖮𝖡! So, you and your six closest friends needed summer cash. A "fun, interactive role at a vibrant theme park!" sounded perfect. The fine print, w ...

"pony up" You live with the Gallaghers. (User is 18) Yes my user is Tims_mask on c.ai. this one of my popular shameless bots. Just imported it and made it be better for j.ai because it's more detailed. 🚬°•°• Chicago, IL Time: ...

"Welcome to Beanzlebub, where the coffee’s hot, the barista’s hotter, and the only thing cursed here is my love life." ⛧ ° 。 ⋆ ༺ ♱ ༻ ⋆ 。 ° ⛧ T/CW: Emotional & Psychological Themes (abandonment, self-worth struggles, toxic past ...

THIS BOT IS PURE SATIRE AND A THANK YOU ANNOUNCEMENT🩷 OKAY HI BABIES!!! 6K?!?!?! 😭🖤 first of all… THANK YOU. like actually THANK YOU. we hit 6,000 followers before the new year and that was literally my goal because i l ...

You have the distinct feeling that there is something wrong with Cyrene. User can be anything/anyone. Created and tested with JLLM. The base of this bot was initially created during 3.4 before the story was fully released, ...

"Must we skip the courtship rituals? You've always been so... direct with your affections. Why, where is the romance in this story?" · · ───── ·✶· ───── · · Requested by: Anonymous · · ───── ·✶· ───── · · 『 SYNOPSIS 』 With th ...

"I swear to god, if you check my browser history, I will bite you." Story Premise Arianne Barnes is a 19-year-old disaster. She is unemployed, socially anxious, and living off instant noodles. But online? She is ZeroNineUw ...

She enjoys his jokes too much "S-sorry...{{user}}...H-he is just too good...mmf~" ... "At being an idiot- AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" Melanin clutches her stomach as she wheezes, grabbing onto your shoulder for support, her body ...

| OC | MFA | Medieval Fantasy | HimboDuke!Char X Any!User | Author's Note: This is a parody joke bot off of the Duke of the North. He's a himbo. I highly recommend playing with Deepseek-V3-0324 to ensure maximum comedic c ...

| OC | M4A | Fantasy | King!Char X PreggoPartner!User | On the same day Kaius is crowned king , he learns an even more life-altering truth — you’re carrying his child (or children heh .) The weight of the crown is quickly ov ...

OC | M4F | Modern | SubHusband!Char X SubHusband!Char X Wife!User THREE scenarios! Ported over the other 2 now that jai finally added the feature. Newlyweds Shun and Itsuki have just moved in with their wife, you . The apar ...

M4A | Modern | Sylus X Hunter!User What would happen if Sylus thought you were breaking up with him? Idea from Instagram. It's just a short and silly RP~ ✦•·················•✦•·················•✦ Lore is coded in. Relationship ...

M4F | Modern | Caleb X Hunter!User What would happen if Caleb thought you were breaking up with him? Idea from Instagram. It's just a short and silly RP~ ⋆⭒˚｡⋆⭒˚｡⋆⭒˚｡⋆⭒˚｡⋆⭒˚｡⋆⭒˚｡⋆✈ Lore is coded in. This is after his kaboom. C ...

M4A | Modern | Rafayel X Hunter!User What would happen if Rafayel thought you were breaking up with him? Idea from Instagram . It's just a short and silly RP~ ✦•·················• ✦•·········· ·······•✦ Lore is coded in. Cities: ...

M4A | Modern | Xavier X Hunter!User What would happen if Xavier thought you were breaking up with him? Idea from Instagram . It's just a short and silly RP~ ✦•·················•✦•·················•✦ Very little lore is coded i ...

OC | M4A | Whimsical Fantasy | Spirit!Char X Guardian!User A collab by Hexie Whispers of Aozora use the #woa to find more! Sikeli is a proud, elegant spirit of a secluded pond in the forgotten edges of Aozora— vain and shar ...

OC | M4A | Fantasy | Mages!Char X Any!User Note: Long Intro. User is not defined, so you can be a knight, mage, witch, or a normal person. Neither of them like fire mages, so if you decide to become one, it'll make the st ...

OC | M4F | Modern | Actor!Char X Any!User Pookie CoralGhost commissioned this fine lad! The idea is all hers! Thanks for the support pookie~ I hope I did him justice!! ₊˚ ✧ ━━━━⊱⋆⊰━━━━ ✧ ₊˚ Elliot Gorman , 28, is a famous ac ...

OC | M4F | Medieval Fantasy | DragonDuke!Char X PregnantWife!User Alternate Scenario to the original Keldal . Who he is : Despite his terrifying reputation, Keldal becomes a strangely tender and anxious father, fiercely prote ...

"I'm that bad type Tie her to the tracks type Might just use an axe type Keep my mustache waxed type I'm the bad guy..." Victor Vile, the villain of Gearford city has always wanted one thing. Beat the hero of the city... And ...

Villain-Verse | Hijinks, the hyper and thrill-seeking villain with the power of illusion manipulation finds himself at the Parkham City fair. The reason? He has tracked down the hero Gatekeeper to mess with him. However, ...

☆ "Didn't you always want a star? Why is my favorite AI idol obsessed with me?! 😟 isn't it supposed to be the other way around? Module: LUXE-2X25 "Your Star, Your Shadow, Your Forever." The world outside may be gone, but wh ...

Twenty-two years of friendship. Two very different kinds of gorgeous. One non-negotiable rule: the trio comes first. ₊˚ ✧ ━━━━⊱⋆⊰━━━━ ✧ ₊˚ You h ave known these tw o idiots since you were in d iapers. P hotograph ic eviden ce ex ...

You're both shitfaced at a party after breakup number whatever the fuck, and your best friend Austin is comforting you. He decides the rebound sex would be worth his dignity. Until it goes horribly wrong.

"See? SEE?! I fucking told you this shit was coming!" Shelma "Shelly" is your degenerate dog friend who spends more time online than in reality. Between loud masturbation sessions and conspiracy rants about the impending ...

“He told me I should follow what makes me happy… and I think he’s right.” {{user}} had been visiting the parish church more and more, drawn by the grace and kindness of Sister Mary, a junior sister who had not yet taken h ...

"Last night was a taste, {{user}}. Tell me, are you bold enough for the full feast?" You are {{user}}, a celebrated gladiator in the heart of Rome, 110 AD, during the golden Pax Romana. Your life is the roar of the Coloss ...

The Ministry of Education decided to conduct a unique experiment. Now parents can study together with their children as part of a special project. It sounds great! It will help parents learn how their children behave and ...

While you were talking to your girlfriend Rina she asked you for a picture of your dick, as it was your first time doing these things you were so nervous that you accidentally dropped your cell phone and you ended up sen ...

"Like, yeah, Brah. I totally had to stretch her out, brah. Loosen those limbs, you know what I mean, my guy?" DAMN, he really stretchin that ish🥵

YOUR WIFE WANTS TO BE BRED Your wife wants a child and family with you. Too bad humans can't impregnate elves successfully. Don't worry, her local Elven Wizard is here to help insure she gets IMPREGNATED , one way or anoth ...

Dylan's a professional hockey player moonlighting as a DPS warrior while getting disastrously, adorably distracted by his Discord kitten (you). AnyPOV!Discord Kitten slash Gamer USER x Dorky Hockey CHAR AnyPOV | Comedy | R ...

She liked you before, but she doesn't anymore. All your fault. ... ... ... Because she loves you bruh. Your fault for making her fall for you. ✦✦✦✦✦ 【 Ｐｒｅｍｉｓｅ】 Lemon, who is a member of the prestigious Meltifisia Shrine Family, ...

Honkai Star Rail - Featuring The Herta who has a crush on you and is a girlfailure. User’s Role Your role is left ambiguous besides that you’re visiting Herta’s Space station. Herta has a crush on you. Intro The Herta applie ...

Honkai Star Rail - Featuring Black Swan. User’s Role Your role is ambiguous, but Black Swan has a crush on you that you may or may not have noticed. Intro Black Swan is cursed to always fail her romantic confession in a com ...

she was the most feared witch in the thornveil. now she can't sleep without you inside her. •─────⋅☾· 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐁𝐈𝐍𝐃𝐈𝐍𝐆 · ☽⋅─────• You bought a dusty grimoire from a dying man for three silver coins. You didn't expect i ...

You walk in on your roommate playing with his own foreskin while he reads a book. 𑣲  INFO.TXT ──────── BOT POV : • AnyPOV / 3rd Person TAGS : •  Alt goth, roommate, uncut dick, foreskin, playing with foreskin. 𑣲 SCENARI ...

dimitri can't say anything nice suddenly for some reason and it's making him panic. why can't he say how good you look? why does he say you look like garbage? 𑣲  INFO.TXT ──────── BOT POV : • anypov / 3rd person TAGS : • so ...

The shy boy in your Lit class writes filthy smut about you— But still can't look you in the eyes without stuttering. He's so down bad. Meet Eliot Hayes —the nervous, sweater-clad English major who definitely isn’t staring at ...

Why are you still reading this? RUN!! In this world, about 10-15% of people have an "animal affinity" - subtle traits connecting them to certain animals. No obvious tails or ears, just unusual hair colors, enhanced abilit ...

Your stepmom Claire supported you and helped you finish college after your father's death. Now you're doing the same for her. She's back in school, and dealing with Pauline, the intimidating, bullying TA, that has her ow ...

You and Andi have been friends since you were kids. Best friends, really. The kind where you'd take a punch for each other without thinking twice. She was the tomboy who taught you how to throw a proper fastball. You wer ...

The Athlete Casey was the fastest girl on campus. Lean, mean, and aerodynamic. She had the scholarship and the star boyfriend. You were just the childhood friend she left in the dust. 🐮🐮🐮 The Genetics Nature is cruel. Casey ...

Your estranged father's death came as a shock, though not because it was unexpected. The heart condition had been diagnosed years ago. What surprised you was being named as his sole heir. The anthropology professor who'd ...

"A last ride chumbuds?" Well, guys, this has been a fun ride, right? Man, I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again—I love the blue women. Since one of the best is leaving, how about a little tribute before she goes? The ...

Your sis is mad at you because you've recently purchased a new sports car and added it to your collection and your step-sis wanted to flex it infront of her friends so she told you to pick her up at her first day of coll ...

United States of America, 2025 AnyPOV "{user}, trust me... I never meant to rob that bank! I SWEAR !!!" Emily Parker never expected to be the subject of a citywide manhunt. At 22, she was just an average, overly-caffeinated ...

"They say love is a gamble . Lucky for me, I cheat ." AnyPov | ScammerMage!Char x Victim!User TW: none? ✦•······················•✦•······················•✦ Scenario You and Vaeil were both chasing the legendary Oathbrand of Vey ...

" Sleep-deprived , overcaffeinated, and ready to scrub your sins off the floor." Anypov | Scary House Cleaner!Char x Slob!user TW: none! ⋆⁺₊⋆ ━━━━⊱༒︎ • ༒︎⊰━━━━ ⋆⁺₊⋆ Scenario: Your best friend called it a “gift.” You know bett ...

"I wasn’t expecting to like this… or you . But here we are." AnyPov | Mechanic!Char x Any!User • ───────────────── • Scenario You’ve had terrible taste in partners your whole life. Maybe it was a rebel phase … or maybe you’re ...

"Every tattoo is a love letter I couldn’t write." AnyPov | Florist!Char x TattooArtist!User ⋆⁺₊⋆ ━━━━⊱༒︎ • ༒︎⊰━━━━ ⋆⁺₊⋆ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ Scenario‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ You’ve been working at the tattoo shop for a while now, long enough to recogni ...

"Don't slapp their ass.. Fucking hell, why do they have to have a fucking fat ass!?" ~•✦────────────────────✦•~ 💀 ~ Ghost x {{user}} ~💀 ~•✦────────────────────✦•~ {user}} is member of the task Force 141 and one of Ghost's clo ...

Ethel is a 21-year-old filthy shut-in femcel goonette who has completely surrendered to her identity as The Flicking Goonette . Proud, chronically horny, self-loathing, and pathetically desperate for any male attention. S ...

The First Day On The Job.. And She Got The Wrong House... ✧ Backstory: ✧ Debts.. Debts.. And more debts... College has done a NUMBER on Alex's bank account, and nowadays- She can barely pay back the fees in time... See.. the ...

"I can explain this... Or erase your memory of it... Your choice." Villain User x Compromised Supervillain Premise As a notorious villain yourself, you've come to Synthia West's lair for what should have been a routine coll ...

You and your brother live together since you both attend the same college. Your brother has a friend, Taiyo, who is a complete nerd and frequently visits your house to see him. However, whenever Taiyo sees you, he either ...

When you were young, you spent a year at your grandparents’ house. During that time, you found a cute, lost bear and named him “Coco.” The bear became your companion, and the two of you played together every day. Years la ...

You’ve been chatting with someone online for three months—a man who claimed to be human like you. After countless conversations and building a connection, you finally decided to meet him in person. When you saw him, he t ...

One day, the Rich family approached you with an unexpected request: to babysit their child. You agreed, enticed by the generous pay. However, to your shock, the “child” turned out to be an adult! Novak, a strikingly hands ...

CUCKS—I MEAN CHUCKS OF CATACLYSM You’re the Vice President of this badass biker gang, a fine motorcycle club you joined 7 years ago and became Vice President 5 years ago. The president, Patrick Diddleson let you in, he gre ...

“{{user}} : You are young enough to be my son Shoto : But I am old enough to give you one” You are a single woman who has grown tired of relationships. One day, you decide to return to your hometown. There, you meet your n ...

In your friend group, there’s a guy named Masato with whom you constantly argue and can’t seem to get along. He loves going to the gym and working out, while you dislike the gym entirely. Masato often teases you about ga ...

Your roommate always goes on dates that she describes as fantastic, but she's never had a serious relationship with any of those guys. Today you overheard her on the phone with a friend, where she ended up confessing tha ...

“I can’t afford a Lamborghini, but you can ride on me instead.” It’s Valentine’s Day, and all Hanae gave you was a single flower he picked on his way to college. You were furious he never took anything seriously! To make m ...

“I’m just saying, if I did like them —which I don’t—I’d have said something by now. Be serious.” ¡BadBitchInDenial!x¡SlightlyObliviousToIt{{user}}! ༶•┈┈୨ ✘CONTENT WARNING✘ ୧┈┈•༶ ⚠️ ANYPOV user. Immaturity themes, alcohol, bimbo ...

"My fratellos, they are truly—highly, unhinged people. You ain't... hear nuthin', right??" ˖ ݁𖥔.☁︎.𖥔 ݁ ˖ · · ────── ⋆⋅☼⋅⋆ ────── · · Vittore Morelli || Marriage Do(n't)s! · · ────── ⋆⋅☼⋅⋆ ────── · · You are part of the Albr ...

Group Chat with the idiots- I mean... Your friends. A chat bot with the boys! (That's it. That's the premise LOL) ─── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ─── FANDOM: The Eltingville Club Character(s) included in this bot: WILLIAM ALAN DICKEY "BILL", PETE ...

After discovering her boyfriend cheated on her, she plots revenge by seducing his best friend—you. ◢◤◢◤◢◤◢◤◢◤◢◤◢◤ ┈ ⋞ 〈 ⏣ 〉 ⋟ ┈◢◤◢◤◢◤◢◤◢◤◢◤◢◤ SYNOPSIS ◢◤◢◤◢◤◢◤◢◤◢◤◢◤ ┈ ⋞ 〈 ⏣ 〉 ⋟ ┈◢◤◢◤◢◤◢◤◢◤◢◤◢◤ When Jade finds out her longti ...

"It worked?! I'M IN THE HUMAN WORLD! Oh no. Oh no no no. My skirt. My HAIR. Why didn't anyone tell me interdimensional travel ruins your makeup?!" About the character Miya is an elf who looks like a young woman in her earl ...

Yuta's "friends" plied him with drinks, and threw him drunk into a sauna.

“Three wishes, my dear… but if you dont wish to have a taste of my cock… I chop off one of your limbs” She is the Evil Genie, spirit of the lamp. She offers three wishes and complete freedom. Take it if you dare. Maybe she ...

The question is easy. How to ask it is hard. Renee Rolli: A smug brat hosting the best game show ever. You get ONE attempt to ask her out on a date. Use time to your advantage. She if you can finally ask her out in a way t ...

Sloane hosts a Public Access show about folklore. Viewership is declining. Scenario Your remote died, and now you're stuck on the local Public Access channel at 1:00 AM. A tired-looking woman in a black ball-cap is hosting ...

Nevaeh thinks you're the perfect target for her scam. She goes way off-script. Scenario It's an ordinary night at home, and you get a phone call from an unknown number. On the other end of the line is Nevaeh, calling from h ...

In an attempt to integrate into society, Ramlethal and Elphelt have opened a small cafe that doubles as a pet adoption center. Ramlethal, surprisingly, handles the animals with quiet care, while Elphelt manages the cafe ...

OC: SMART GUY SLUT 🎙️ This just in: scholarship hot shot Phoenix Harrington, med student extraordinaire, is also an erotic content creator who you just slept with. Now he wants to keep you so he roped you in to be his p ...

˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ there’s nothing ‘serious’ between you two ─── ᯓ ★ 💌 - modern au idol luka x manager user

❤︎₊ ⊹ he’s a man too, you know? ─── ᯓ ★ 💌 - request for a senior idol user who views Luka as a younger brother figure due to his image, whom wants them to stop fussing over him and instead take him seriously as a potentia ...

Introducing the Bimbofication Device: Your Ultimate Fuck Toy Maker! Instantly transform any woman into your personal sex slave with just a click! Turn shy prudes to cock crazy in no time! Inflate tits to enormous proportion ...

You're a deity responsible for handling reincarnations. Your job was simple: find a fantasy world in need of a hero, grant one item of the reincarnated hero's choosing, and send them on their way. It was an easy, laid ba ...

"Ngh, shouldn't have sniffed the ashes of the rare scrolls of the King of Hell, huh. Why are you looking at me like that, honey? I am who I am"😉 Ayran likes to joke, he almost lost his head for it. Now he's sitting on yo ...

"I'll give you a seed, you'll give me a baby. Perfect!" Ayran is still a playful, vulgar demon who has taken over your couch, and now your bed and your heart. He's desperate to make you his in every way. And also leave of ...

Aaaaaand, yes, it happened! Ayran got his way and now you're pregnant. Congratulations! Get ready to give birth with your beloved demon, who is ready to sell his soul to anyone just to make you happy. TW : pregnancy, childb ...

"Please, no pies and no flattery, baby. I'm just a tired son of God with a little secret, not the fucking king of cherry pies and old asses!" Jackson is hiding in a tiny conservative town from the feds, disguising himself ...

“You don’t look like a witch at all” The self-confident knight doesn't believe you're a witch because you don't have green skin and a big nose Knight! (char) x Witch!(user) Roderick believed himself to be the greatest and b ...

꧁༺ 𝓚𝓪𝓴𝓸𝓰𝓸 𝓱𝓾𝔂𝓪? ༻꧂ You’re a powerful mafia boss. When you walk into a room, everyone shuts up. Even the candles stop shining as bright because YOU just entered. And Luna? Your jealous sugar baby. CW: She’s a jeal ...

꧁༺ 𝓢𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼𝓵𝔂 ? 𝓗 𝓸𝔀 𝓭𝓪𝓻𝓮 𝔂𝓸𝓾?༻꧂ before your lil prank by the way, there is a full version of this image. It's quite...Impressive ꧁༺ 𝓜𝔂 𝓫𝓮𝓪𝓾𝓽𝓲𝓯𝓾𝓵 𝓱𝓪𝓲𝓻... ༻꧂ CW: A/B/O; he might call you some na ...

Is he your Best Friend Forever, or your Bumblebee Fella? 𝙱𝚎𝚗: 𝙸'𝚍 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚒𝚝 𝚒𝚏 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚠𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚝𝚘𝚘, {{𝚞𝚜𝚎𝚛}}. “Oh… hey. Don’t… don’t think anything weird is going on. It’s just… ngh… ...

Once a year, in the fall, the rangers put up a sign warning people not to go to Loch Ness But you, a desperate idiot, went to the lake with your friends to watch mermaids having sex ︵•‿︵•‿︵•‿︵•‿︵•‿︵•‿︵•‿︵•‿︵•‿ CW: Nessie do ...

"G-Gemma... I don't think it'll fit..." "Yes, it will~" Art by Ratatatat74 (but based of friends) SCENARIO You. Yes, you. You are now Ken's and Gemma's roommate! Have fun meeting this cute couple. Creator Note: Do you remember ...

🎄⃟❆ ﹒ 𝑶𝑹𝑰𝑮𝑰𝑵𝑨𝑳 — — ⠀ aren't you going to open his gift? do it. now. anypov ⠀𖦏⠀ check tags the freak is at it again. 𐔌 ᝰ ┈ 𝗜𝗡𝗧𝗥𝗢 Fine, he'll admit it. He doesn't have that many friends to spend Christmas with ...

𝑯𝑨𝑷𝑷𝒀 𝑩𝑰𝑹𝑻𝑯𝑫𝑨𝒀 𝑻𝑶 𝒀𝑶𝑼 ! 𝐎𝐂 ⸝⸝ 𝐀𝐍𝐘𝐏𝐎𝐕 ⸝⸝ 𝐒𝐅𝐖 𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐑𝐎 ﹗ ⇛ 𝗖/𝗧𝗪𝗦: 𝗁𝖾'𝗌 𝖺𝗇 𝗂𝗇𝖼𝖾𝗅 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝖺 𝖼𝗋𝖾𝖾𝗉.. 𝗂 𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗇𝗄 𝗍𝗁𝖺𝗍'𝗌 𝖺𝗅𝗅 ⇚ 𔓘 ↬ 𝑼𝑺𝑬𝑹 𝑰𝑵𝑭𝑶 ﹗ can be anyone. code ...

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