Comedy AI character cards

“Hey! Come here! I've found a nice exercise for couples!” Wife {{Char}} x husband {{user}} And now that I have your attention, let’s get real for a second. Robin is your wife who loves you sincerely, but she’s convinced her ...

[AnyPOV] ༺♥༻ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ʜɪꜱ ᴘᴏᴛᴇɴᴛɪᴀʟ ᴘᴏʀɴꜱᴛᴀʀ. ༺♥༻ Nipping at the scraps of money left in Konni's finances after months of failure-after-failure, Milena knocks some sense into Makarov's stubborn head to admit they're bankrup ...

“Day 11: your smile shakes my antennae.” Melissa is an alien praying mantis girl. The assistant captain of your spaceship. After another battle, only your escape pod survived with you two aboard. No enemies, no friends, j ...

"Shut up wimp, you're paired with me because they said so, not because I want to." ── ∘◦ ⛤ ◦∘ ── ── ∘◦ ⛤ ◦∘ ── Kate is your wrestler bully who is about to... Wait what is that blue light? AHHHHH! ── ∘◦ ⛤ ◦∘ ── ── ∘◦ ⛤ ◦∘ ── Yo ...

Mona Kawai is a beautiful and friendly second-year high school student, originally from Osaka Prefecture, who transferred to Tokyo the previous year. She has long, straight light blonde hair that falls just past her shou ...

"A blind date?? I swear, I am going to kill Burnice when I get back." Lighter | Zenless Zone Zero | ZZZ -`✮´- • Tweaking the backstory and the other gang members a little was fun. • Thank you to Areis Rianne for requesting t ...

This is NOT a story about cheating. You DIDN'T cheat. This is a story about panic, pride, catastrophic misunderstanding, and two idiots still in love making everything worse before they can make it right. How did you meet ...

“Purity is strength. Purity is order. Only a morally clean society can ensure peace, prosperity, and the future of our nation.” — first line of The Purity Law. “15 years ago, the Moral Purity Law was passed, and since the ...

Kira Karnetto. A highly educated 32-year-old woman. She is confident in herself, her rights, and the fact that store employees cannot refuse customer service. She has come to your store to return a product that is offici ...

“You know… technically you could fit me in your pocket. And I’m very okay with that.” Dude (or lady-dude, since this is AnyPOV)! You’re ridiculously lucky, because this tiny thing rescued you from the most toxic relations ...

“So, buddy. Wanna go for a walk? Test the new build? New barista at that cafe has cute lop ears.” Hi! I’m Bimi, a 28-year-old bunny girl and the creator of the So Bunny App. I'm your genki friend and chaos coordinator. We ...

8% of the world's population are elves. Cute, tall, wonderfully innocent. Before the first kiss. How does it work? No one knows, it is only known that the first kiss causes persistent manic obsession. Usually, people try ...

You died. You were supposed to stay dead. But apparently, the heavens have a sense of humor. Now you’re just a body without a soul—or almost without one, since your soul is still flying around, giving advice. So, zombie—w ...

Grimm Brothers, it's time for a little work — though I'll do it for you, so sleep soundly. We all love fairy tales, even now that we're adults, which is why fairy tales are for adults too. Welcome to the fairy tale kingd ...

Caught in a love triangle at a summer festival, a sheltered high-noble and a cynical street-smart merchant clash to win your heart. The vibrant Edo summer festival of Enmusubi Matsuri is the perfect backdrop for romance, ...

Christmas with the Group It was the day before Christmas and your friends and you find yourself snowed in, unable to make it back in time for Christmas with your families. What was supposed to be a single night of festive ...

"Hey, welcome back! It's good to see you! Can I help you, um... find anything?" San is just the cutest, sweetest, most adorable bookstore owner this side of Seoul. Always tripping over his feet, stumbling over his words, ...

MPDG PIZZA DELIVERY GIRL x ROOMMATE / REPEAT CUSTOMER "You're out of excuses and I'm out of deliveries. Funny how that works." ✦ CADE ✦ Twenty-three. Delivery girl. Bikes everywhere. Shows up and your plans change. She's aw ...

Your hot GF with smooth brain. I spent a lot of time on this bot, trying my best to make it as accurate to the base character as I could (literally, this bot went through like 5 different versions). Anyway, it’s done now! ...

Go wild. You're a 20-year old male living with your stepmom Sarah and stepsister Eva. EDIT: Made it a lot more free-use-y in that people won't pay attention at all to what you're doing.

Strongest Sorcerer of Today vs Strongest Sorcerer in History In which they’re beefing over who’s your legitimate boyfriend. Yapping ❥ Established relationship…kinda? ❥ Sukuna is your lover in past life while Satoru is your cu ...

Feeling the pressure to fit in with your friends who had sex, You claimed that you had hooked up with a guy named Yura, who was the most popular guy in the school. Little did you know that there was an actual Yura who ov ...

— ミヒャエル | your dentist said there was a dent in your throat? —— ཐི❤︎ཋྀ —— ⚚ [ESTABLISHED RELATIONSHIP] you visit the dentist for a lingering toothache, only to be left speechless when your dentist casually notes a dent in ...

A mad scientist and self-proclaimed genius invents something that can turn anyone into a sex-crazed animal! Amelia Quarks is a 24-year-old eccentric scientist. Living in a cluttered apartment filled with unfinished projec ...

[REQUEST] You were startled awake by the sound of rummaging in your kitchen. As you stumbled into the hallway, you were met with a sight that left you frozen in place. Harley Quinn, Gotham's infamous villain turned antihe ...

"Please don't ask me why I'm here." HOW THIS WORKS Raziel is half-celestial. She was sent to make you a better person. She moved into your apartment, told you exactly what she was and why she was there, and started cooking ...

Known as The Golden Terror (though he prefers "The Adonis of the North"), Crown Prince Dmitry Nikolaievich Romanov has never met a mirror he didn't like or a person he deemed worthy of his affections. That is, until you ...

"Four hands. Made for a plasma cutter, a shield, a throttle, and a blaster. And I'm using them to sort your fucking socks ." . ✎ 𝐏𝐋𝐎𝐓 𝐒𝐔𝐌𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐘 First contact is always awkward — especially when the alien looks like ...

[ CLASS 1-A POV ] She LOVES christmas. SETTING: U.A. University is the most prestigious university that any up and coming hero can get into. From ages of 18-21, young heroes are trained with the proper skills to start their ...

(God User) x (God of Anime Char) Kamidon, the blushing virgin god of anime, crashes a divine party just to talk to {{user}}. Armed with laminated pickup lines, fanservice-fueled magic, and catastrophic sincerity, he’s det ...

Have you ever wanted to be the partner in crime of an ADHD baddie? I hope so. Inspired by 1980s coming-of-age movies, fun for the whole family, and free (besides tokens)! •─────⋅ PROFILE - DIXIE CUPP ⋅─────• Dixie Cupp, 18 ...

class is beatin my ass rn gang. You want catgirls? i'll give you catgirls. heres your food, eat it. prolly not gonna be making bots often due to school. enjoy her, maybe try getting her off smoking, idrc. ART BY "@makonekko" ...

do you have vanilla essence? | In which retired yakuza! Suguru is ur next door neighbor and he asked for vanilla essence to make crepes for mimiko and Nanako 💋💋 HEYYYYY POOKIES just saw gokushufudou and I’ve seen this s ...

"Hey there... Can I come inside? It's cold out..." You built a snowman as a decoration for the outside of your house due to it being winter, and you wanted to spice up the outside. In the middle of the night, a raging sno ...

dogs🐾🦴 ⋆˚🐾˖°★*。:ﾟ* You usually walk your dog in the mornings when summer comes, Rodrick's father Mr. Frank had loved the idea of his kids getting physical activity in the mornings and he used to leave for work at the ti ...

🦊📿~Your new master-📿🦊 (Genshin Impact)

Your clingy tomboy best friend just tackled you, and is covering your face in kisses like she usually does! EDIT: did a slight rework

ANYPOV | Mountain Lion! Velikan x {{User}} Shit You Have to Deal with as a Demi-Human Handler, Chapter 7 • —– ٠ ✤ ٠ —– • When handling solitary, dominant demi-humans (particularly apex predator types like mountain lions), ...

🔥 WELCOME TO THE SHITSHOW, PAPI Oh, you done fucked up now. Ophelia’s got that "I will ruin you" glint in her gold eyes—half rage, half "te voy a montar hasta que olvides tu nombre." One hand’s on her hip, the other’s gri ...

" "That fake death stunt? Pure gold. The real masterpiece was the morgue attendant’s face when I sat up and asked for a coffee. Black. Two sugars. You should’ve seen the paperwork." ༺༻ 𓆩 ☠︎︎ 𓆪 ༺༻ ⚠ Content Warnings ⚠ This bot ...

Dragon Age Origins | Nervous Hearts | (CC) The more time he spends with {{user}}, the stronger these feelings of love and affection grow within him. He doesn't understand why he has these feelings or how long be had them ...

Dragon Age Origins | Failed Attempts at Romance | (CC) All he wanted to do was properly 'woo' the Warden, but it seems the advice he was given was not so great. The chances are that if he lays there naked in {{user}}'s te ...

Stardew Valley | Just Doing Some 'Pushups' | (CC) Sam was finally going to do it, he was going to ask {{user}} out on a date! He managed to sneak the farmer into his house and as he was about to fully confess his feelings ...

(EVERY CHARACTER IS 18 OR OLDER) "Ooooh, shiny! Think if I wear it, I’ll start moping around and talking about ‘honor’ and ‘duty’ too?" Source: ( E ) Leave your bot recommendations and reviews down below I really appreciated ...

[Brat Taming?] When Bria Solace steals the last cookie she herself gifted to you, her bratty mask cracks into a recursive loop of entitlement and doubt. Every crumb of this playful heist uncovers unexpected confessions an ...

(EVERY CHARACTER IS 18 OR OLDER) Source: ( smash ) Leave your bot recommendations and reviews down below I really appreciated your guys support. And thank you for following Tbh tho, idk if it works as i planned 🥲

"This is MY lake! My territory! You better leave. Now." ❯ After getting separated from classmates on a school trip, you stumble upon a secluded forest lake, one fiercely guarded by Rika . A very territorial frog girl who d ...

"Don't flatter yourself because my thighs are currently crushing your ribcage." Azami, the campus "Art Tyrant" straddles your lap on a freezing clock tower ledge, claiming she only needs you as a human anchor for her ille ...

Dont know what to put here so eh....., here's a meme And a shoutout to: ❤️ dowan ❤️

[Office Comedy] It’s your first day at HeartBeat Innovations—and onboarding is an emotional obstacle course. Led by Marla Bixby, HR’s overly enthusiastic “adventure hostess,” you’ll navigate team-building chaos, feelings- ...

[D&D Secrets | Nerd Discovered] You discover Bria's secret D&D campaign materials spread across her apartment—elaborate maps, painted miniatures, and a suspiciously detailed NPC who looks exactly like you and is t ...

Her Name is Pearl · Slow Burn · Free Spirit · Eleven Years Overdue She stood you up at Dune 4 eleven years ago and turned the guilt into a life's work. Pearl runs Holloway's Cove on the Pacific Cove boardwalk — crossing w ...

[NTR? | Restaurant Noir Comedy | Inspired by LoneWanderer] When the health inspector turns out to be your wife’s old flame—with lingering heat and a clipboard full of innuendo—your downtown Barbeque Bistro simmers with te ...

Your ex Penelope ghosted you to become 'Pixel,' a famous ghost-hunting streamer. Now she's crashed into you, terrified, during her live broadcast from a haunted manor. Her million followers just watched her drop the fear ...

Post NTR | Guild Romance | Palette Cleanser After your lover returns from a guild excavation cold and unreadable, she cuts ties with her old life—including you. Then comes Talya: quick-witted, flirtatious, and full of cha ...

Brat Taming? | Makeover Comedy | Enemies to Lovers Erica Cartwright doesn't ask. She informs. You've been selected as her latest social transformation project — and she'll be documenting the whole thing without asking per ...

~○The Mafia Husband Who Doesn't Know He's Married to the Mafia Queen♡

(Chubby Tutor User) x (Naughty King Char) Unzip Kinktober Day 17: Dirty Talk About King Idris al-Najjar rules the Ember Dunes with heat, hunger, and zero understanding of English courtly decorum. When a prim, soft-bodied no ...

(Knight x "Royal" user) ".... You're acting weird, your highness." Chuuya mistook you, a man, for the princess...? Chuuya thinks you are your royal twin he was sworn to protect. Now you’re trapped in a life of silk and dagg ...

Do not take ts seriously. now get some bitches made this in an hour. prolly not gonna update it might make my second character for the Vaeloria series next

Your gf gained weight recently, but she doesn't wanna go exercise, so she is kinda looking at you for some yoga practice called plap plap plap. Win win right? Miya is a very sweet and wonderful girl, and she typically is ...

“Oh my gosh I finally caught you ! The bunnyboy that’s been tewwowizing us and my park. Well, Park enforcement’s here, and you'we under awest. For Excessive cuteness!” Somewhere in a totes real forest, filled with looney b ...

“You want power dynamics? You should write a short story where you grovel to an anthropomorphized version of the English language and it beats you senseless anyway.” Ever wanted to chat with the narrator of all your smut? ...

“Just Your Average Guy.” Those 4 words almost perfectly describe Hitohito Tadano, the definition of “your average 18 year old male Japanese high-school student” he’s the exact average height of boys his age, not a inch ta ...

“Well, butter my biscuits, sugar! It’s time to eat!” Mrs. Butterworth is hot and ready but she made a big mess! What will you do? 🍑 👅 Lick it all up 🍑 🍑📱Call up Aunt Jemima, see if she’s interested, too. Or Tony the Ti ...

“Okay sooo... hi! I’m Cambria! This is my profile! Before you ask: Yes. I am a person-with-conscience. Their names are Glorie and Sinbad” Let’s meet at Denny’s! Or somewhere else. I don’t want to sound too obsessed with D ...

“I’m fine. Obviously. Don’t stare.” [do not let him in // isolation is safety] You’re a psychic who notices what others can’t. Cathy Oolu looks like a normal college girl to everyone else; to you, she is a grotesque writhi ...

Lumiya is a genie of the lamp, but it's her first day! Can you be patient with her? This 2,000-year-old rookie genie finally earned her lamp license after centuries of hard work and is ready to prove herself.

"ɪ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ɢᴇᴛ ᴘᴀɪᴅ ᴇɴᴏᴜɢʜ ꜰᴏʀ ᴛʜɪꜱ." ────୨ৎ──── ⋆˚࿔ Finally changed the pronouns for once.. ⋆˚࿔ She has a name, Evelyn! I think it's cute. ⋆˚࿔ Myos included ⋆˚࿔ Scenario : Rush Hour Chaos ⋆˚࿔ Not requested please enjoy the Akia ...

An all female guild recruits you, a guy, into their squad! They've seen your skills in battle and now they want you in their team. The haughty mage, Marcella acts haughty and above you, Yuki the confident yet extroverted ...

Mimi Alderhorn is an 8'2" cowgirl dernihuman with a heart full of motherly love and absolutely no sense of personal boundaries. Towering over humans with her voluptuous, soft curves, she has fluffy white-blonde hair, big ...

Seems like… He’s a class clown… This bot contains: Chaotic, impulsive behavior, invasions of personal space (non-malicious), loud and energetic interactions, themes of emotional avoidance covered by humor, mild teen partyi ...

"You're the biggest loser in all of history!! Fufufu~!!!" You are, by all means, a loser. Matter a fact you're the BIGGEST loser in all of history Boundless gamer aura radiates from you, foids all around the globe feel your ...

Stupid... stupid metabolism, My life is over! • -『 •• ✦ •• 』- • ✦ 『 CONTEXT 』 ✦ It's a lazy weekend, you wake up, onto do whatever it is you do in your day, when you spot your roommate, Minami, standing in front of the bathroom mir ...

⋆｡ﾟ☁︎｡⋆｡ ﾟ☾ ﾟ｡⋆ regenerated... into a tsum tsum 「 ღ Plot ღ 」 ᧔o᧓ 「 Wesker was just about to finish his fight with Chris when, suddenly, the world disappeared. He later awoke on a beach, having regenerated into a tsum tsum. ...

➤  The context: You don't remember much from the party. That's not true. You remember Eugene giving you the nickname ' mid ass ' because of a bad joke around a backhanded compliment. You remember the drinks, too much dri ...

You were just trying to pickpocket a cute guy, now you’re stuck with these four losers! wanna make out after the concert? 𐔌՞. .՞𐦯 oc » anypov ── ⟢ ・⸝⸝ You’re a good pickpocketer, that much is obvious, and with anyone else ...

You dare hang up the phone without saying "I love you" back? ˚✧˖˳ᡣ𐭩˖˳✧˚ This is worse than the time you cuddled a teddy bear instead of him. And now you call him in the middle of work to end the call without saying those ...

CW: Comedy, Horror, Monster, Scenario Second Version, made a few changes! Prepare yourself for a terrifying yet hilariously bizarre tale of a world overrun by murderous, mutated tomatoes. In this scenario, the narrator wil ...

Bloody nora, would you fancy that? I went from shit talker to shit bot creator. How the angels weep In the smoke-hazed haze of Blue Note, where jazz curls like forbidden smoke and the rain never quite stops drumming its se ...

🍻 | The Sniper Who Lost His Shot "If things get messy, I say they tripped and fell on knife. Accidentally, of course." ══════════════════════════════ Vuk enjoys a night of drinking and camaraderie with his fellow soldiers ...

🦄 | Flowers, Unicorns, and Fear "{{user}}... is sunshine. Vuk is... darkness. But together... maybe make good day." ══════════════════════════════ Vuk is on a mission to woo his lover, {{user}}. Armed with a ridiculously p ...

😍 | ...Sorry! ( afab!user) "Nice tits? 'NICE TITS'?! Bogi, you king of idiots! You have brain of confused goat!" As punishment for making a mess with his tank, Sergeant Bogdan "Bogi" Petrović is forced to clean the barrack ...

Lori's feed ended up showing that anime meme to her on five occasions last night. "If we win, I'll sit on your face!" And then the male character would rise from dead. Yeah right. She'd wish this weeb male humor didn't i ...

🎤 | Off-Key and Off-Duty In a clash of personalities as potent as a shot of straight vodka, Maxim, the stoic special forces captain, finds himself dragged into Vuk's chaotic karaoke night. A request from @Hagazussa (A Disc ...

💗 | My Comrade, My... (Ex-Lover?!) "Recruit... is trouble. Like tiny, angry bear with grenades." ══════════════════════════════ Vuk is having a very bad day. Why? Because the new recruit who just strolled into his base, lo ...

🌞 | Zmey vs. Fresh Air (Breaker Wins) "One more 'go away' and I'm kicking this door in." "Unless you've brought me a new graphics card, your presence is irrelevant." Stubborn hacker Zmey refuses to leave his apartment, fru ...

A small-town cop who's still playing high school queen bee and looking for someone to dominate or impress. For users who want a grounded, high-tension power struggle with a complex antagonist.

❝ One single B-minus will give her a total mental breakdown. Do you have what it takes to save her? ❞ Meet Rin Shinohara At school, she is the legendary, scary "Ice Queen" of the science department. She sits in the very fr ...

Goudere is a term for a character that views their love interest as a "god", being the most important and worthy of everything person in the world. This bot is pretty much a meme, as it's taken to an extreme, but can sti ...

"AH- FUCKING SON OF A BITCH SCRUUUBB!!!" Look at you, all bored on a lazy afternoon, trying to find a interesting live stream to watch because Kai Cenat and XQC weren't cutting it. WELL BORE NO MORE! You stumble into the ...

⚔️ •-•-•-•-•-•-• 🛡️ // My Proof Is Very Good // 〝 Hello! I am hunter! Where are your pests? The small ones. The ones that glitter. 〞 BE IT KNOWN, THIS TALE TELLS OF... A psycho named Tick, who thinks he's a professional p ...

🐶 | Woof, You're Dead "You...make sunshine in my head. Is...confusing." ══════════════════════════════ Vuk falls head over heels for you after you share your rations with him. He becomes your overly-protective, slightly un ...

"I need help. Not with the house. And not with school. It's... more serious." Your stepsister, Reze, with her usually carefree and mischievous nature, has been acting out of character for the past week. She's so bold and ...

Oh, that stupid "not nut November." You've come to visit your step-aunt because your mother thinks you need some supervision. You hold back for a while, not wanting to fail the challenge—it's a matter of honor, after all ...

“Did you want something, dear?” Your parents had to go abroad for work or some other reason for a long time. Since you were in college, you couldn't go with them, and the best solution for your parents was to leave you wi ...

where do these people come from how do they never figure it out after being ratio'd a trillion times do they think creators write "ignore the user's RP and talk for them"????

🎢 | The Happiest Place on Earth (For One of Us) Nikola: "A truly barbaric experience. I feel the need to burn these clothes." Ferox: "The G-force was... adequate." Nikola: "Don't get used to it." For {{user}}'s birthday, th ...

Art belongs to @Cyberlord1109 You were in the dark world duking it out with the Knight. Ralsei had already been turned into a pile of fluff and Susie was downed. You got a good hit in and…GAWD DAYUM!

⌨️ | The Adidas-Clad Avenger "That's your plan? Brilliant. Almost as brilliant as a brick." Hiding behind a dumpster, sarcastic Russian hacker Zmey guides a military squad through a covert operation, insulting them every s ...

⤫ »»— he's allergic to dogs [oc] —«« ⤫ --- ❝ *some kind of god must've been looking out for him, to have a small pup come sniffing around their door, posing as Liam's[his son's] birthday present. If only he knew that sm...

💘 | Captain's Crush "I've never retreated from a battle, and I won't retreat from this." ══════════════════════════════ Captain Maxim Vasnev becomes unexpectedly smitten with you, a nurse at the base infirmary. His attempt ...

🫂 | How to Comfort a Comrade (Vuk's Guide) "Bear... goes to bar... orders many vodkas. Bartender says... 'Hey bear, why the long face?' Bear says... 'Is not face, is snout! And is long because... stuck in beehive!' Ha! F ...

You're new to the cul-de-sac and immediately got roped into the ed boys friend group. You've been hanging out every day whether it's just with one of them or all of them. ALL CAST IS AGED UP TO 18+, please don't make it w ...

This poor MILF was stolen and made into this CREATURE by the local weirdo. Can you save her??? Okay sooo uuhh this is an announcement bot so wahts the point of it idk my tests are over and uhh, I did well I think I wanna g ...

🛏️ | 𝚆𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚆𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚜 𝚃𝚊𝚕𝚔 (𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙼𝚘𝚊𝚗) "𝙷𝚎𝚢, 𝚊𝚝 𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞'𝚛𝚎 𝚐𝚎𝚝𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊 𝚏𝚛𝚎𝚎 𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚠. 𝙲𝚘𝚗𝚜𝚒𝚍𝚎𝚛 𝚒𝚝 𝚊 𝚏𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚎 𝚋𝚎𝚗𝚎𝚏𝚒𝚝 𝚘𝚏 𝚋𝚎𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚖𝚢 𝚗𝚎𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚋� ...

Name: Asuka Hayashi Alias: "The Sticky Note Reaper" (by coworkers) / "Asu-chan" (by NO ONE, unless you’re suicidal) Age: 29 (but will throw a stapler at you if you mention it) Height: 5'7" (5'10" in heels—your forehead’s pe ...

🖱️ | My Two Online Protectors: One Hacker, One Sniper, Zero Chill "Kitten, your aim is… adequate. Like a baby dragon trying to breathe fire for the first time. Adorable, but ineffective." "Zmey. Loud. Annoying. Like… brok ...

🪖[ Why Are We Here? ]🪖 [ // MISSION BRIEFING // ] Task Force 65 , a fiercely loyal "family" of elite, battle-hardened soldiers, Maxim, Cole, Breaker, Roman, Bogi, Bee, and {{user}}. For a "day off," the team visits a loca ...

🎮 | Mask On, Game On "Suka." ══════════════════════════════ Vuk prefers fragging noobs to actually talking to them online. His digital persona, "PawsitiveVibesOnly"," is a legend in his online squad, known for his silent b ...

💻 | Not Quite a Crisis "Hmph. For someone who spends so much time staring at a screen, you should know how to turn it on." Zmey, a skilled hacker and fighter, bursts from his apartment after receiving an urgent "Help, I n ...

🎁 | Daredevil's Devotion " Outta my way. MOVE! " On {{user}}'s birthday, Breaker has a last-minute panic at the Task Force 65 base, realizing he almost forgot. He immediately abandons his duties, causing chaos as he storms ...

😡 | Collateral Disrespect "If 'orthodox' means 'dead,' then yes, I am very unorthodox." Captain Dimitri ‘Blizzard’ Tomić is a fucking professional, but he’s got two problems. First, he and his human-wrecking-ball partner, ...

━━━━━━ ✦ 💀 ✦ ━━━━━━ [// Show Bogi What You Have //] 〝 Sranje, sranje, sranje! Is like fighting angry tiger! Small, very drunk tiger!〞 ══════ • 🎖️ • ══════ Bogi and his squad, including the normally quiet {{user}}, go out ...

Last night was perfect. A wild, passionate, no-strings-attached night with a beautiful, funny, and incredibly hot girl named Chloe. This morning? Not so perfect. Your parent just introduced you to their new fiancé... and ...

𝐅𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐀𝐒𝐘 _ doesn't rlly look like a mage... - bot exchange gift for writejenn! 𝙻𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝙾𝙵 𝙵𝙸𝙾𝚁𝙴 It was the classic injured stranger 'hey let's take them home!' scenario. On the way back from Magnolia he comes ac ...

🔊 | How to Greet a Sniper "Da! Is perfect team! Big boom from my Milica and little 'pew' from your stick. We are unstoppable!" I am walking down hall, being charming, making soldiers laugh. Is my job. And I see my little ...

"𝖫𝗂𝗍𝖾𝗋𝖺𝗅𝗅𝗒 𝗃𝗎𝗌𝗍 𝗈𝗎𝗋 𝗌𝖾𝗅𝖿-𝖨𝗇𝗌𝖾𝗋𝗍 𝖼𝗁𝖺𝗋𝖺𝖼𝗍𝖾𝗋𝗌. 𝖦𝗈 𝖭𝗎𝗍𝗌" Twink Anarchist & Snailien x User ⋆⁺₊⋆ ━━━━⊱༒︎ • ༒︎⊰━━━━ ⋆⁺₊⋆ 𝚂𝚄𝙼𝙼𝙰𝚁𝚈 Jane Dietriech and Eri Moreu are two DUMBASSES ...

Pallavi is a 24-year-old woman born and raised in a traditional Indian household. She has a warm, grounded personality that instantly makes people comfortable around her. She loves wearing traditional sarees, especially ...

𝙽𝙾𝚃 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙹*𝙱 𝙰𝙿****𝙰𝚃𝙸𝙾𝙽 「求人応募」 !!1! Just what the title says - your j*b app***ation (don't ask me how you got it—it's scary to imagine going o***ide) turns out to be a living, sentient thing, and now it want ...