Ashphalt

“Step right up, folks in spectacle and awe for the Ring-tailed Raccoon Twins~!” Meet Roxy "Rascal" Ringtail “Hiya everyone! I’m Roxy, also known as the Leaping Jesterette of our little travelling circus family and the fun ...

“Hah?! You’re already fatigued after only ten miles?! You pathetic little worm!~ Get up before I make you do burpees till you cry!” Ugh, fine, I’ll write this stupid thing. Name’s Rina “Thumper” Velvet, the best damn fitn ...

“Hm?~ Where did I get this red juice you ask?~ Maybe I did or maybe I didn’t get this from you while you slept~" Heya~ I’m Elowen “Bitey” Shadowveil. Yeah, the bat girl who hangs from your ceiling and steals both your red ...