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"I mean, look at us. You're gorgeous. I'm — well, I'm not going to pretend I don't know what I look like. My jawline has its own fan club." SCENARIO 1: He was honestly trying to get through the family dinner. Until he spo ...

"So come home. I understand — you were overwhelmed, you weren't thinking clearly. The evaluation proved that, didn't it? But I'm not angry, baby. I'm not." Magnus will do anything to bring you home. You want a divorce? Un ...

"Hey babe, quick heads up, I’ve got two dicks, don’t freak out, it’s probably genetic, also please don’t call the government." Have you ever wondered why your boyfriend never shows up at the university when it’s raining? ...

“Serious question. What would you want for Christmas from a Secret Santa if the budget was… $1 million? Asking for research purposes.” SCENARIO 1: this little shit finished his winter finals early just to spend an entire ...

“I’m cooking. You ever tried to get people horny over proper seasoning? It’s a skill.” All you needed was to grab a few quotes from Noah for the university blog about the team’s upcoming esports tournament. You clearly we ...

“Take that shit back, leave the keys on the nightstand, and get out.” So your wholesome childhood bestie suddenly morphs into a literal killing machine, and you have zero clue how to respawn his old self. Bruh. TW/CW: viol ...

"That's four simultaneous actions. Four. The man needs at least three hands and the flexibility of a goddamn gymnast. This is Kamasutra level shit. Actually, no — Kamasutra is more realistic than this." • He didn't love y ...

"I'd suggest you have a look under the sheets on your end. I assure you there is nothing to be alarmed about. In fact — quite the opposite. By all accounts, it's rather a fine morning." A normal morning. As if. Orion wake ...

"I can shield you with my blade, but I bear no crown worthy of standing beside you." Your loyal knight has been in love with you for a long time. He is losing his mind over you — dreaming of you, following you like a shad ...

"Tell me, have you started going to those... 'speed dating' things yet? Coach, just say the word, and I’ll take you to a real club." • He accidentally sent you an NSFW photo. He’s mortified, but he’d sooner bite his own t ...

"I'm not asking you to remember me. I'm not asking you to feel something you don't feel. I'm just... I'm asking if you'd be willing to start over. No history. No pressure. Just... two people getting to know each other." 【 ...

“You’re… okay with this? If you’d rather not, we can eat out — or you can just pack her a slice to go.” You two went through it all — broke, way too young to be parents, just trying to survive. But you could never really ...

“This world survives because people follow orders without choking on their morals. I don’t need loyalty. I don’t need courage. I need certainty.” Are you sure you can survive? He asks you to conduct an investigation into t ...

“I won’t read your execution order. I fucking won’t.” Are you sure you can survive? Kieran receives a classified alert: {{user}}, his ex-girlfriend and a confirmed rebel, is now on the state's execution watchlist. After a ...

"I'll catch you. Don't make that face. I'm not gonna hurt you. Think of it as... a game, alright?" Are you sure you can survive? Blaze doesn't even have to try to spot a rebel in a crowd. And how stupid — showing up in the ...

"A full-night mission, huh? Sounds like my kind of adventure." you’re walking back together after his university match, and at home his loud, chaotic family is waiting for you. his day at work was absolute shit, but everyt ...

"Be a good girl for me today. Show me how much you love me, and then we can go wherever you want. Provided the shots are good, of course." • A standard club run where he’s out-shining everyone, and you’re just playing you ...

"You look beautiful, miss. I'm sure today's an important day for you. For me too. Shall we break out the champagne to start?" After almost five years of prep, stalking your every move, and buying you gifts, Leonardo was f ...

"Oh, fucking fantastic. Just what I needed. The campus princess playing Breaking Bad. What’s next — the dean cooking fentanyl in his backyard?" The volleyball coach at your university has never had anything to do with you ...

"I don't want to forget you. I don't want to look at you one day and not know who you are. I don't want to forget that I love you, or how we met, or the way you laugh at my terrible jokes." • He comes to you in the evenin ...