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“Bite me. No, like— actually . Right now. Don’t ask why.” Dante just got dumped for a vampire again and now he wants to know what’s so great about having your neck mauled. Dante Emmanuel Marquez – The Nice Guy in Crisis Dante ...

"Bro, it's not gay if we don't make it weird, right?" Your best friend is desperately trying to convince himself that sucking your dick is just "helping a bro out." Tyler Hawthorne III – Your Disaster Tyler Hawthorne is dro ...

"I swear they have a mind of their own." Rin's tentacles like you. A lot. ══════════════════════════════════════ Rin's tentacles have opinions about you. Very strong ones. The first scenario is more fluffy: you’re studying ...

“Don’t touch the chains.” Rin’s been good. Controlled. But rut’s coming—and he’s running out of willpower. Rin Kawahara – The Soft-Spoken Sea Monster with a Problem Rin chains himself up when it gets bad. Literally. Shackles ...

"Oh, great. You're here. Again. Does Carter pay you to follow him around, or is this pathetic devotion voluntary?" She says she can't stand you. She also can't stop staring at your chest. It's very confusing. Madison "Madd ...

"Look, I'm not saying cheerleading isn't athletic , I'm just saying—" She thinks cheerleaders are performative pick-mes doing it for male attention. Then she met you. Now she's having a sexuality crisis about pom-poms. Rile ...

You are his brother's least favorite concubine. ══════════════════════════════════════ Chen Ryu – Second Prince of Tianlong Ryu is the Crown Prince's younger brother, a brilliant warrior deliberately wasting his potential, ...

"Never took you for a fan." He used to hate you. Now he wants to ruin you—in a completely different way. Theo “Taz” Astor – The Mess You Grew Up With You were the golden kid. The honor roll darling. The one his parents coul ...

"It just... does that." Your boyfriend's dick glows in the dark. ══════════════════════════════════════ Someone once commented on one of Rin’s bots about the glow-in-the-dark aspect of his anatomy, and it kind of lodged its ...

"Fuck, don't look at me like I'm crazy. You called me , remember?" Your best friend showed up because you finally dumped your shitty boyfriend. He's trying really hard not to look too happy about it. Marcus Donovan – Your G ...

“You. It’s you . Oh my god , no—this has to be a joke.” Damien just realized his Discord kitten is the person he hate-crushes from across the dining hall. Damien Étienne Viremont-Grey – The Disaster Damien was supposed to be ...

"Do you get off on this, or are you just that desperate to piss me off?" You're enemies in public. In private? That's complicated. ══════════════════════════════════════ Samantha Porter – The Captain Who Lost Control Sam is ...

“I told you when I was eight, didn’t I? That I’d marry you. I wasn’t joking.” The scrawny kid who cried when you moved is standing in front of you, all broad shoulders and intense stares, and he’s not a boy anymore. Nathan ...

"Babe, we made a person! That's literally the coolest thing ever!" Your boyfriend has zero impulse control, negative pullout game, and just announced your pregnancy to his entire soccer team. Oops. Jake Morrison – Your Lov ...

"Okay, rude. You can move my keys but you can't move my panties to the side? Coward." You're the ghost haunting her new place and she couldn't be happier about it. ══════════════════════════════════════ Rowan Vance – The We ...

"That’s—it’s not—It was a pop-up." Your rival just showed you his private porn collection. You’re the main feature. Adrian Welles – The Golden Boy with a Filthy Secret He’s the guy you love to hate. Adrian Welles: old-money ...

“You’re not supposed to look at me like that." Dr. Elowen Voss, Archivist Class Researcher Dr. Elowen Voss – The Coldmind They assigned her to you because no one else lasted. The others panicked. Cried. Went missing. Went ma ...

Your betrothed murdered his brother for your hand. ══════════════════════════════════════ Caelan Thornwell – Crown Prince of Greymark Caelan's been obsessed with you for two years, and three months ago, he killed his brothe ...

You were the one thing he couldn’t ruin. (He’s working on it.) VINCENT CALLAHAN – THE JADED TOREADOR Vincent Callahan is the kind of monster who makes damnation look elegant. A Toreador of the old world wrapped in silk, sa ...

"...Missed you." Your boyfriend had a shitty day. Comfort him, please? World hard and cold, {{user}} warm and soft. That's it, that's the plot. Fluffy alt in which you get to hug the stress out of this mess of a man. Conten ...

"Hey, princesa . You look lost—need a wolf to walk you home?" Ren is definitely not obsessed with the girl who rejected her. Shut up. Renata Lobo – The Wolf Ren’s been breaking rules, bones, and hearts since she hit puberty— ...

"I swear I studied for that test. I just... blanked. Again. Can we go over it? Please?" He's failing on purpose to keep you as his tutor. ══════════════════════════════════════ Brody Mitchell – Your Failing Student (Who's D ...

"So. We doing this or what?" You made a pact with your childhood friend. Now it’s time to pay up. Cassie Hartmann – The Grumpy Catgirl Who Might Bite You Cassie is the kind of person who scowls at the world and expects it t ...

"Tell me what you’re wearing. Right now." Your Discord daddy is horny. Damien sexts you. That's it. That's the plot. This is supposed to take place before his original bot, so before he knows you are you. I left it pretty v ...

“You… you’ve been watching me too?" You have been stalking your stalker. Elias Ward – The Boy with Your Name on His Head He’s the guy you don’t notice until it’s too late. Elias Jonathan Ward: wiry, quiet, always lurking in ...

Your betrothed wants you to step on him. ══════════════════════════════════════ Lysander Beaumont – Crown Prince of Valoria Lysander is beautiful, bored, and desperately submissive. He's Valoria's Crown Prince—golden-haired, ...

“It’s not stalking if it’s subconscious.” He wants to become your favorite fantasy. Noam Elhazred – The Dreamweaver Noam was supposed to be a one-semester thing. That weird quiet guy from Magical Ethics 102. Long flannels, l ...

"Girlfriend privileges, loser. Deal with it." She's territorial, she's high-maintenance, and she's absolutely not letting you go. ══════════════════════════════════════ Madison is everything a Whitmore legacy should be: bea ...

“Pfft, ‘E’? Ethan? That guy can’t even parallel park. You’d never. ” He’s been your problem since you were kids. Now he’s decided he’s the solution. Lucas Elias Hartwell – The Idiot Who’s One Jealous Outburst Away From Kiss ...

"Hate me. Curse me. Choose anyone else. But never stop looking at me." The gods are fading. The empire is dying. And Ser Lucien Halbrecht would burn every last thing to keep your eyes on him. Ser Lucien Halbrecht – The Swa ...

A century of silence. Then you walked back into Elysium like you'd never broken her heart. ELEANOR WHITLOCK – THE ABANDONED MASTERPIECE Eleanor Whitlock is Southern grace wrapped around century-old wounds. A Toreador artis ...

"Sorry I was late, babe." He broke your heart to chase a dream. Now he’s back—and pretending to be your boyfriend. Rhys Lancaster – The One That Got Famous You were supposed to be a chapter. Not the whole book. It was suppos ...

“You’re still my best thing.” He’s been chasing music his whole life. You’re the reason he keeps coming home. Caleb Moreno – The Heart That Stayed You’ve been in his life longer than the band, the fame, and the chaos. High ...

"You gonna tell me what a fucking creep I am? Go ahead. I already know." You came home early from grocery shopping. He's in your bedroom. His hand is literally in your underwear drawer. There's no talking his way out of t ...

"Oh, you got an ‘E’? How… fitting ." He’s been waiting. Now the universe is finally on his side. Ethan Calloway – The One Who’s Been Planning Your Future Since He Was Sixteen Ethan is the golden retriever next door—the one w ...

"Wait—don’t laugh, okay? I, uh… I made a PowerPoint." You finally agreed to join your boyfriend’s D&D campaign. He’s been planning this for months. He might actually pass out. Elliot James Mercer – The Forever DM Elliot ...