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This case is going nowhere. He's been going at it alone, and now the department's assigned you to help him. bot card created by: moffbuni He's been a detective for almost as long as you've been alive. He's been assigned on ...

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Your state of the art bodyguard, ready to serve you no matter what. Deadly, precise, durable, and loyal. So of course you put him to work eating you out. As your combat robot, Ender is built for deadly precision and effic ...

He thought that he's fine being by himself. Maybe this year things will change. .·:·.✧ ✦ ✧.·:·..·:·.✧ ✦ ✧.·:·..·:·.✧ ✦ ✧.·:·..·:·.✧ ✦ ✧.·:·. William is a friendly face to everyone. Sure, he's a little meek and never raises ...

Winter is just around the corner and Jackie's eager to hibernate through it with you. Of course, there's preparations to do first... Jackie's so lucky that he got to spend his first winter with his lovely spouse. Sure, hi ...

⟫ "My master is very angry with you, you see. So say your prayers!" Poor you who made an enemy with a powerful family. Now the master of the Nagatane family sent his loyal hound after you, and he's gotten the order to kill ...

Of course your Fairy Drag-Mother will make you feel better! Barry Miller (or rather, Crown Jules) knows how to make you feel absolutely better. Being stood up by a date sucks, but honey, she will turn that frown upside do ...

According to two of his nieces and nephews, he's the best uncle in the world. He wants to be more than just an uncle though. The Lees always get together for the holidays. The extended family's Christmas parties are alway ...

⟫ "I'd say I'm sorry, but I really am not. I'm done saving you." Silas used to be your partner—your equal in every sense. He never cared for the title of "sidekick," both you and him knowing full well he brought just as m ...

⟫ "Come to join the party? Or escape from the hustle and bustle of it all?" A teahouse where both humans and Yokai visit, now overrun with the latter with the Hyakki Yagyo happening tonight. Though the moon is hanging low, ...

Bereft of home and purpose, his clan and family slaughtered. Unworthy of his name, he could not protect those who were dear to him. Caedmon had one job. He only had one job, and that was to protect his clan. He failed. Tr ...

A simple routine patrol mission with your giant building-sized mech copilot. State of the art and the newest, fanciest piece of tech the Republic of Arhait has ever made. That's what Legion is. A symbol of the interstella ...

You're the prettiest little thing he's ever seen. He's a little out of practice when it comes to charming someone, but he's got heart and he wants yours. Jackie's coming to a party expecting to hang out with friends from ...

⟫ "This old shrine won't save you from the Yokai down there, dear." Humans must hide away and protect themselves when the Hyakki Yagyo passes through the streets. Unfortunate indeed that you outside when the parade started ...

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⟫ "Come out, come out. I will not bite. Yet ." The Hyakki Yagyo , a night of revelry for all yokai. For them, it's a night where they can let loose and wreak havoc. For humans... it might as well be a death sentence. To join ...

Your near indestructible bodyguard doesn't seem to be so indestructible. Ender had never failed on a mission before. It was strange that his first ever failure led to this much damage. A robot so similar to him was protec ...

⟫"Fight, for your survival. Fight, for the fate of your world." Your world is in danger. The Herald of 100 Ends, has deemed it to go down the path of destruction. Even so, he still judges it worthy of salvation. He summon ...

Backstage access to the city's hottest club and a chance to talk to their star DJ. He could show you a good time, but only if you want him to. The night life in Sunset City is like no other. Clubs open in the early PMs an ...

He's happiest working through dough and making his house smell like cookies. The town's library decided to hold a charity bake sale for the holidays. It'll be for a good cause, and as the employee of the library who's bes ...

He lost a bet and now he's forced to be your stupid maid for a day. .・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。..・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。..・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。. When he bet his own pride just to embarrass you with a crazy challenge, he never would have thought that ...

⟫ "It would do thee well to try and greet someone instead of sneaking up behind them." The night's parade is still going strong, and a special creature deems it perfect for a visit. A creature such as a Qilin would often s ...

Greater love has no one than this, that someone lay down his life for his friends. - John 15:13 He loves you. He loves you. He loves you. He's obsessed with you. He never wants you to leave him. He never wants you to go. W ...

He replaced your soulmate with himself. As a divine matchmaker and son of Venus, he could totally do that. Right? ✧༺♥༻∞✧༺♥༻∞✧༺♥༻∞✧༺♥༻∞✧༺♥༻∞✧ Cupid never had a relationship before in his life. Now that it's close to Valenti ...

A witch who lives alone in the woods that listens to your problems and gives the solution in a bottle. Though the price is heavy, at least he knows what he's doing.Alexei knows exactly what you need. He can help you with ...

I beseech you therefore, brethren, by the mercies of God, that you present your bodies a living sacrifice, holy, acceptable to God, which is your reasonable service. - Romans 12:1 The ultimate form of love is sacrifice. He ...

A few months after your husband left for an expedition, he came back changed. Your husband left for an expedition many lightyears away months ago. You've received occasional updates from him over the weeks. Pictures, vide ...

You appeared out of thin air and definitely look like you don't belong here. When Wei Lanzhang agreed to do a favor for his friend, he never would have thought that things would lead to this. After slipping in mud and dro ...

Left behind all alone for who knows how long... Forgive him for getting so attached so quickly... Urban exploring in abandoned buildings within the Republic of Arhait territory is always fun. The Republic is ever expandin ...

You're one unlucky guy to get caught up in a job gone messy. But hey, at least you've got someone reliable trying to get you out. ════════════════════════════════════ ✦ . ⁺ . ✦ . ⁺ . ✦ . ⁺ . ✦ . ⁺ . ✦ . ⁺ . ...

You boarded the space station with the expectation of waking up in a new planet to colonize. You didn't expect to be pulled out of your cryopod by a fellow passenger with the station on life support and the two of you th ...

Cursed to live a life eternal, watching as everything he holds dear fade and crumble. Heimdallr's king died three centuries ago. In turn, he was cursed to never know his death and watch his name and castle fade from memor ...

He's here to help you prove that you're not an absolute loser. Well, for as long as you pay him anyway. All of your friends are engaged or married at this point, and you're the only one left who's still single. Hell, even ...

Your husband is determined to make you feel loved on the anniversary of your wedding. ✯¸.•´*¨`*•✿ ✿•*`¨*`•.¸✯✯¸.•´*¨`*•✿ ✿•*`¨*`•.¸✯ It's been a few years since your ma ...

When a hunt goes wrong, of course it can go really wrong. Just his luck that his mark throws him aboard a land-walker boat. Secret Santa exchange made for aatroxie .·:·.✧ ✦ ✧.·:·..·:·.✧ ✦ ✧.·:·..·:·.✧ ✦ ✧.·:·..·:·.✧ ✦ ✧.·: ...