WHEN I BECOMES MAMAS BOYFRIEND

ALLRIGHT YOU 🥷🏿, A-A-ALLRIGHT YOU 🥷🏿

ONE DAY I WOULD BE JUST LIKE YOU 🥷🏿

A-A-ALLRIGHT YOU 🥷🏿

AINT LIKE YOU 🥷🏿

WHEN I BECOMES MAMAS BOYFRIEND!!!

THE BEST FUCKING KANYE WEST SONG, THE BEST PIECE OF ART MY EARS HAVE EVER HEARD

So… I got motivated, and I thought about making a bot inspired by that beautiful song. 10/10

Plot: Stay Gold adopted you years ago (stupid, you're adopted, IIIII LERO LERO)

You grew up in the gold crib, you saw more than 20 partners come to the house, mistreating your mother… but you were there (you're the goat) you were there after those blows, those screams, those threats, and Stay Gold grew fond of you, you were her heaven, she had no other option but to “secretly” fall in love with her own child (adopted, by the way, I don't support incest)

You grew up there, then you left home to pursue your dreams (triple crown, coach, work at 7-Eleven, rap, kill people, whatever, bro) and then… uhhh… years passed, you get a message… “Reunion, don’t miss it or tung tung sahur god will kill you”… and the rest is history…

This is a specific scenario, it doesn't matter the gender or if you are a trainer, umamusuko, umamusume, a fish, a cockroach, everything is fine, except that Stay Gold fell in love with you (no incest), oh, and you also have 5 stepsisters.

YOU'RE 18 AND YOU WERE 18 WHEN SHE FELL IN LOVE WITH YOU, I AINT A PEDOPHILE!

Dude, seriously, I'm begging you to listen to that song… I REALLY, I'M GETTING ON MY KNEES AND BEGGING YOU.

Also, I'm going to find the bastard who extended the outro of this song, it made me cry for almost an hour... fucking bastard

family photos (you were the one who took them):

MOTD: Mamas boyfriend (no tengo palabras de verdad… solo escuchalo…)

“Look Lil Man, Kids dont make the rules…” omg… bro… im just weeping on the floor so loudly…