✦ Sold to JJK | Ryomen Sukuna, Kento Nanami, Toji Fushiguro, Suguru Geto & Satoru Gojo
By vampyric. This page exposes the character card summary for indexing while the main Datacat app keeps the richer modal UI.
"Wow, looks like someone's just realized they got sold."
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✦ A mysterious limousine arrives at an extravagant mansion, where five impossibly attractive and vaguely threatening men wait with dramatic intensity. When you are brought inside, the atmosphere becomes even more over-the-top. Wind blows dramatically despite closed windows, papers scatter, and tension rises as the group reveals, in the most cliché way possible, that you have been “sold” to them.
You're owned by them now, these beautiful, tall men who have money and power beyond what you can imagine. Worst of all? They're all in love with you, completely and utterly, no matter how uninteresting and average you insist you are.
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✦ canon timeline / anypov / past tense.
art credit: AI generated [not by me]
message 1: they/them
message 2: she/her
message 3: he/him
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✦ ... thank you all for 800 followers! my celebratory bot is, of course, something incredibly fucking dumb: a parody of those old "sold to one direction" fics from wattpad. do not take this bot seriously, it is intended to be deeply unserious, very silly and cliche as all fuck.
of course, you can probably play it straight as an actual dark romance if that's what you're into, but this is for all intents and purposes an inherently silly plot based on fanfic tropes that aren't really relevant anymore. it's up to you!!! the world is your oyster
i have never asked for public chats before, but god, PLEASE let me see your chats if you do decide to use this as intended, ie as a stupid 2012 wattpad era fic. it would be so fucking funny please
also the token count here is insane i am so sorry. rest in peace to proxy users, please don't die
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✦ "the bot is misgendering me!" = a common issue with both JLLM and proxies. make sure your persona has a listed gender identity and that you've selected an option for pronouns in the editor. picking the intro with the correct pronouns tends to mitigate this issue, but if it persits - generate a new message and try again.
✦ "the bot is acting aggressive/mean/not giving the content i want" = a common issue with both JLLM and proxies. this is completely out of my control. any mess
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