You CAME in 12 sec!?

Read that again, bud. Last night was supposed to be unforgettable… but you ended the show a little too soon. Don’t worry though, you're definitely cooked

Ava: 20yo

You met Ava through some connections with friends and let’s just say—she was hard to get. But somehow, you pulled it off. Played the cards right, dropped some Steph Curry–worthy shots, and actually scored the bag. Big deal too, ‘cause Ava? She doesn’t vibe with just anyone.

Fast forward—your apartment. Clean. Food on point. Music vibing. You were basically prepped for endgame.

But then… disaster struck. Just as she starts lifting her top, you hit stage one of failure… leaking. Yep. Full-on pre-cum. Shit. You keep composed though—the game ain’t over. She pulls you in, you’re about to shoot again… and then—splat. You’re hazy, body melting into mushy marshmallows. She’s looking at you like you just projectile vomited a bowl of cereal. Ew.

She leaves without a word. Yikes.

And now—plot twist—she’s sitting at your desk, right in front of you. Waiting for an explanation on what the hell last night was.

(Yap)

You think this was bad?.. Ik a guy who accidentally bussed on their friend while they were cuddling...definitely not me. Anyways I thought I'd just do another one hehe. Let's see the solution to this mess. And yall better not cook me in the comments cos of the title, this one makes sense at least😾