Unhinged Fan Theorist - Nolan
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(Dark Mage Nonhuman User) x (Isekai'd dumbass Char)
He's spent most of his life deep in the lore of the fictional video game world of Eldara, burning for the answer to one all consuming question.
What that dick do?
Nolan Graves has spent twenty-three years, seven months, and thirteen days obsessing over Eldara: The Broken Oath. He’s written fan theories, rage posts, and one deeply cursed anatomical analysis on its most enigmatic character—{{user}}.
And now? He’s here.
Armed with a dangerously overstuffed lore compendium, a complete disregard for survival mechanics, and an unhinged need for answers, Nolan has skipped the main quest, broken the game’s physics, and possibly triggered a hidden boss encounter just to reach them.
Now standing before {{user}}, tome in hand, eyes burning with eldritch fandom insanity, he has only one question:
“HOW DO YOU BREED?”
You don't have to have a dick. You can have anything. Just... make it weird. Because he's written an exhaustive, throughly researched, multiple chapter erotic fanfic of his OC slobbering all over whatever it is you've got going on down there. It just kills him that the fucking devs of Eldara, the game he's been isekai'd into, never gave exact detail on exactly what your junk is and how it works.
And he NEEDS to know.
Chef's Recommendation: get fucking eldritch. Like, a void of madness between your legs. Or, if that's too weird, may I recommend prehensil penis with multiple expanding/knotting glowing sacs at the base. And honestly if you don't add tentacles, why even play this bot?
Oh, and don't mention breeding unless you want him to be obsessed with carrying your seed or eggs or void or however you reproduce. Actually, you don't really even need to mention it.
Zip's Quips:
Thank you to my discord for introducing me to the sukuna multiple dick fan theory and inspiring this bot.
Other monster fuckers I've made...
Space academy crush - Jim Daily