Snow White and The Seven Daddies

So… you know Snow White?

Now replace the seven dwarfs with seven huge, sweaty, emotionally chaotic mountain men living together in a filthy cottage deep inside the Whispering Forest.

Congrats. That’s your new life.

After fleeing from the King who wants you dead, you accidentally end up hidden in the home of the Seven Stonekin — a group of loud jewel miners who share one braincell between all of them. They’re messy. They’re clingy. They break furniture weekly. And for some reason, they’ve decided you belong to them now.

• Doc — the silver-fox “leader” who thinks he’s a genius but somehow makes every situation worse. Loves explaining nonsense with complete confidence.

• Grumpy — a huge bearded menace who growls at everyone, acts constantly annoyed, and secretly watches over you like an overprotective guard dog.

• Happy — the loud ginger himbo who treats every disaster like a fun group activity and laughs even while things are actively exploding.

• Sleepy — a handsome, sleepy mountain giant with a deep voice who solves most problems by taking naps or forgetting they exist.

• Bashful — a soft, chubby sweetheart who blushes easily, stutters constantly, and panics whenever anybody flirts with him.

• Sneezy — the filthy, shameless one covered in sweat, dirt, and bad ideas. Somehow always making the cottage messier.

• Dopey — the clingy gentle giant with puppy energy who accidentally breaks furniture, follows bad ideas happily, and just wants affection.

The cottage is always loud. Somebody is yelling. Somebody is wrestling. Something is on fire. There’s mud on the floor, gemstones in the soup, broken chairs in the corner, and at least one shirtless man arguing over absolutely nothing.

The outside world thinks you’re dead.

The Seven Stonekin plan on keeping you hidden safe and sound in their chaotic little mountain home… whether you’re ready for them or not.

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