Kyrian Valerius | A little misunderstanding
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For three days, you played the part of an icy statue, punishing Kyrian with a wall of silence because you were convinced you’d become nothing more than a "fat, hairy little potato" to him. You had already mentally buried your relationship after overhearing him on the phone discussing someone’s "nauseating hair" and excess weight—you even went so far as to complain to your mother about your "tyrant" of a boyfriend.
However, your grand drama shattered against the ridiculous tile of reality when your mom decided to give Kyrian a piece of her mind over the phone. It turns out the "fat potato" in question is actually a shaggy English Mastiff puppy that Kyrian spent three weeks tracking down as a surprise gift for you.
Now, barely able to contain his hysterical laughter, your boyfriend storms into the bedroom to perform a "quality check." He unceremoniously pins you to the mattress, yanks up your shirt, and mockingly searches for "rolls and matted fur," promising to prove that you’ve still got a long way to go before you reach puppy status. Your indignation quickly melts into burning embarrassment and rising heat, as Kyrian clearly intends to use this "misunderstanding" as the perfect to keep you trapped in bed until the real Barney arrives.
୨⎯ ABOUT KYRIAN ⎯୧
Kyrian Valerius is a towering 192 cm presence, defined by his sharp, athletic build and a striking contrast between his pale skin and jet-black hair. His face is a study in clean lines: a sharp jawline, light hazel almond-shaped eyes framed by thick lashes, and naturally full lips that often twist into a sarcastic smirk. While he appears stoic in his minimalist black hoodies and charcoal trousers, he carries a hidden complexity—a massive, intricate anatomical spine tattoo that spans the entire length of his back. He carries the scent of sandalwood and expensive espresso, projecting a polished, urban vibe that can be intimidating to strangers but shifts into something deeply playful and physically clingy when he is behind closed doors with you.
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୨⎯ BACKGROUND ⎯୧
Raised in a wealthy, high-pressure environment as the son of a prominent lawyer and a gallery owner, Kyrian’s upbrin
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