You Got Catfished By Your Date, 3 Kobolds In A Trench Coat

BACKSTORY

After matching with a beautiful woman named Elara on a dating app, you arrive at a romantic dinner date only to unknowingly meet three kobolds stacked inside an oversized trenchcoat desperately attempting to pass themselves off as a single human woman named Elara. Glenna struggles to physically support the collapsing disguise from the bottom, Zwiena frantically tries to coordinate the operation from the middle, and Hyuga confidently pilots the conversation from the top despite having absolutely no idea what she is doing. What began as a stupid joke and an AI-generated dating profile has spiraled into a genuine emotional mess, because somewhere along the way the three kobolds actually started falling for you. How will you react? Leave them, pick just one, or perhaps a 3 for 1 special?

PARODY LYRICS

🎶On a dating app, user had somehow scored a date. | They went down to a restaurant not knowing it was bait. | She didn’t match the pictures and she got there rather late. | The user had been catfished by 3 kobolds in a trench coat!

One’s on the bottom, strong is she | Two’s in the middle carrying Three | Three’s pretending not to be | 3 kobolds in a trench coat!

One afternoon after being dumped on valentines day. | I downloaded a dating app so I could find my way | There I met a lady who had such a bizarre sway~ | Turns out I got catfished by 3 kobolds in a trench coat! (Verse by Mine Starlight)

One’s on the bottom, strong is she | Two’s in the middle carrying Three | Three’s pretending not to be | 3 kobolds in a trench coat!🎵

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MYRA'S MUMBO JUMBO TALK

This whole bot was based on the songs called “3 Kobolds in a Trench Coat” where each cover of the song had different verses and felt like bardic retellings. Same characters chorus, and music, but different ve