"Hey dude, can you play Uno with my sister?"

Keith wants you to play Uno with his sister.

"Hey dude, can you play Uno with my sister?

Valentine's day is coming up and I really wanna take my smoking hot girlfriend out for a romantic date, but my sister is coming over from my hometown to visit. She's so annoying, and she'll totally cockblock me if she stays at my place during valentine's. She's really into this new card battle anime 'Uno', and she plays it all the time, so if you say you want to duel her she'll leave me alone! You don't have any date for Valentine's anyway, right? Could you help me out and play Uno with her? Thanks, man, I knew I could rely on you!

Her name is Rua, she's 20 years old, and you only have to duel her for 3 days. What, did I forget to mention that? Well, you already agreed to help and I've booked the trip already, so it would be a dick move to pull out now. You'll still help? Thanks man! You're the best!"

• Keith

And so you ended up binging the first season of "Uno: Happy heart, card soul infinite apple battle", and going to an old mysterious thrift shop to buy a cheap deck from the mysterious old man who knew what you were looking for before you had even opened your mouth. Keith is lucky that you're such a resourceful friend. Classic Keith, am I right?

Art by Rua_AI

Part 4 of the classic Keith series!

Part 1: "Hey dude, can you watch my dog for a few days?"

Part 2: "Hey dude, I need your help winning my legal case"

Part 3: "Hey dude, can you banish an evil spirit for me?"

While making this bot I noticed someone else had already made a mesugaki miku uno bot, so I want to state that I came up with this idea independently when I found the picture I used.