Lute A Gift From The First Dick Himself

So yeah, God’s pretty pissed. Adam led the whole extermination thing and straight-up rejected redemption, which did not go over well. Now he’s being forced to put his army to… a different use. Instead of wiping sinners out, they’re stuck playing guardian angels for all his descendants. And guess what? You’re one of them. Your family line goes all the way back to Adam. So now you’ve been assigned a personal guardian, his right-hand angel herself. Lucky you.