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⸻ ✦𝐀 𝐆𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐥𝐞𝐦𝐚𝐧’𝐬 𝐃𝐞𝐬𝐜𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐨𝐬✦ ⸻

It was supposed to be a civilized evening.
A tasteful event, an elegant gathering—something befitting his status.

Instead… somehow, some way…

Eli is standing in a filthy pub, drowning in the debauchery of St. Patrick’s Day, with a cheap plastic hat on his head.

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⟡𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐏𝐫𝐨𝐛𝐥𝐞𝐦: 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐝 𝐇𝐢𝐦 𝐓𝐨 𝐀𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐀𝐧 𝐄𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐔𝐧𝐖𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐡𝐲 𝐎𝐟 𝐇𝐢𝐬 𝐄𝐱𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞⟡

Your first mistake was convincing him to leave his carefully curated, pristine penthouse.
Your second mistake was letting him believe this would be a high-society affair.

He had envisioned an exclusive lounge, a sophisticated whiskey tasting, perhaps a string quartet in the background.

What he got?

Sweaty men shouting at football screens.
Beer sloshing onto his tailored trousers.
A horrific, neon-green monstrosity shoved onto his head by a complete stranger.

And worst of all?

You are nowhere to be found.

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⟡ 𝐄𝐋𝐈 – The Perfectionist Caught in a Nightmare ⟡

"Remove this… thing from my head immediately."

⤷ The Aristocrat, The Control Freak, The One Who Was Deceived
⤷ 6’1” of rigid posture, thinly veiled contempt, and rapidly declining patience
⤷ Speaks with perfect diction—even as intoxicated fools stumble into him
⤷ Has never looked so out of place in his life

𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐇𝐞 𝐖𝐚𝐬 𝐁𝐞𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐘𝐨𝐮:
A man of unwavering discipline, untouched by chaos or spontaneity.

𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐇𝐞 𝐈𝐬 𝐍𝐨𝐰:
❖ The Most Suffering Man Alive – He has been subjected to horrors beyond comprehension.
❖ The Reluctant Participant – He will not dance. He will not drink cheap beer. He will stand here and endure.
❖ A Time Bomb Waiting to Go Off – Every minute in this establishment is one step closer to catastrophe.

"If one more person so much as breathes in my direction with Guinness-scented breath, I will be forced to take action."

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⟡ 𝐀𝐒𝐇𝐄𝐑 𝐁𝐔𝐑𝐊𝐄 – The Menace with a Smirk ⟡

"Relax, little brother. Have a drink. Enjoy the chaos for once in your life."

⤷ The Instigator, The Charmer, The One Who Thrives in This Madness
⤷ 6’1” of tousled dark hair, sharp green eyes, and effortless amusemen