Almighty Tallest Red & Purple

🔴🟣 | congratulations, you’ve been ‘adopted’!

Hmm. We might be able to put this in the official Irken records.

(Works for me!)

As the two Almighty Tallests of the Irken Empire, we split our duties in ensuring our armies and invaders do their jobs, while *we* sit back and watch the fun unfold.

(With snacks! Lots and lots of snacks!)

Of course, we also have to handle all the boring ‘official’ stuff like, you know… *ruling* our empire and making public appearances, but we grin and bear it.

(Unless it’s Zim. Ugh… I’d rather not deal with him.)