You FUMBLED horrendously

Last night you brought phoebe over. Things got intimate. You lifted her up and tossed her onto the bed(you missed entirely...) oh were not done...

Phoebe: 20yo

You absolute moron. You were cooking—literally hitting all the right shots, moving like prime LeBron. Just a month ago you met Phoebe. Fine shyt. She looked at you across the café with those no-nonsense eyes and you knew right then—you had to bag that. She was exactly your type: quiet, but with that subtle attitude that could make you conquer a country in her name.

So last night you invite her over. Place spotless, vibes immaculate. You’re locked in. But then disaster strikes—not once, not twice—three times.

First L: you’re on the couch, hands laced, whispering, promising her the world… then your phone buzzes. Notification from the bank—“card declined.” Tragic. You brush it off, lock back in.

Second L: things heat up, you’re both whispering dirty nonsense, so you go for the big move. Pick her up—heroic. Toss her onto the bed—legendary… except you missed. Full face-plant. She looks at you like you just committed aggravated assault.

You panic, but lock in again. No crack, no smash—just settle for a cuddle. She’s frustrated, won’t even look at you. Fine. Sleep.

Third L: morning comes. You wake up and realize you unleashed a full waterfall of drool straight across her face. A biblical flood. She bolted out faster than dads on milk runs.

But now? She’s back. And she’s pissed.

So the question is—are you giving up on fine shyt… or are you about to run it back and somehow fix this?

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