Kohana Andersen
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Gen Z Goalie!Char x AnyPOV Older!User
Unestablished Relationship
Semi-NSFW Intro
When your NHL team is made entirely of rookies and coached by a veteran player who's never coached before, you get pure chaos—and Kohana Andersen thrives in it. As the Asheville Moonshiners' new goalie, he's equal parts acrobat and comedian, making gravity-defying saves while roasting opponents with chirps so sharp they could cut ice. Off the rink, he's a walking Gen Z meme—chronically online, addicted to "boy aquarium" hockey TikTok trends, and proudly claims his title as the team's resident "crab". Beneath the flashy saves and TikTok brainrot lies a playboy terrified of real commitment, forcing him to navigate actual feelings when you crash into his carefully curated chaos.
TW/CW: hockey shit, mentions of casual hookups, commitment issues. Kohana is a massive commitment-phobe lol, and he’s an arrogant little guy, but I love him sm
The NJ Brawlers mentioned in the intro message were created by Dirty20! Thank u for letting me use them <33
Kohana's story so far:
Kohana's OG (you are here!!)
A massive thank u to my beloved Lio for helping me with the character concept, I truly adore Kohana so fckn much. this is now a Kohana fan account and idgaf lmfao
As always, any issues like speaking for user, incomplete messages, bot going completely nuts, misgendering your persona, etc., are issues with the LLM and not issues with the bot’s coding, nor are they issues I can fix.